>>214805025>have her whole family murdered >Oh I just I will just join them now
>>214805173Yeah. Each member of the family was just a little bit 'off' in one way or another.
>>214805173She wanted to live deliciously.
Il Demonio
the love witch
>>214805173I guess it's either that or die alone in the woods.
>>214805025is this creepy? i think i started watching but got bored after 5m and started soemthing else instead
>>214805025Halloweentown
>>214805436make sure you have subtitles on
The Vvitch ?
>>214805646Aye.
>>214805025This movie sucked. The father was retarded, he guaranteed his family's isolation and death over religious pride. Everyone else was a cunt, except for the elder daughter who could do no wrong.
>>214805025The Blair Witch ProjectThe CrucibleThe Autopsy of Jane Doe
>>214805025>God tier white blonde ass>We never know who she was, anja is flat thanks to her english side (all argentinian blondies have huge bundas).
>>214805025ok once and for all, what was in the woods in the Blair witch project?
>>214807279sorry, it was me.
HAGAZUSSA
>>214805025Weapons.
>>214805173Anon they were exiled. And in a time like that where people were barely scraping by no one is taking in a soon-to-be spinster who has been shunned, and is now crawling back after the devil killed her family. At best she gets chased from the town with torches and pitch forks hoping the evil didn't follow her back. When eggers was making the movie his point was that, regardless of if the devil and witches exist, they were real to those people. They didn't doubt or question it, they were puritans who were pushed out of europe to found a colony on the frontier with no real knowledge about what was out there besides it being hostile to them.
>>214805025suspiria
Teen Witch
>>214805025>>214805057This is what a peak witchcraft film looks like.
What was her fucking problem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4nhmTR9bc0
>>214807595This is peak witch movie.Underrated movie
>>214805025The Wizard of Oz?
>>214805209>>214805057>freeze/starve to death in the woods>be immortal, eat butter and fly around naked choose one, anon. and remember that you got the baby and the rest of the family killed, plus you're definitely not accepting Jesus in your heart any time soon on that long walk back to town, so you're definitely going to hell regardless of what you pick.
>>214805057based
>>214808442>you got the baby and the rest of the family killedDoes believing that bullshit make this bad movie better to you?
>>214807279Few people know this but this was the prequel to Blair Witch. What was in the woods was literally ayy lmao.
>>214808504I'm going to be very real with you cochise, I've seen this movie all of two times and I was blind drunk for both of them, so forgive me if my already purposefully un-generous interpretation of the plot points are really off the mark for the purposes of that shitpost
>>214808504She hallucinated that someone else took the baby, it was her that did. She was the witch the whole time.
>>214808599Yeah I think I would prefer that interpretation, but it doesn't work for the rest of the movie. Is she the one who forced an apple down her brother's throat while he was mesmerized by her lack of cleavage? Was she the one who killed the kids when they were locked up? Was she the one who made that stupid goat gut her stupid father?
>>214808599Yeah, back in England she was a VVITCH™ too. What the fuck are you smoking
>>214805025Technically, it's a Vvitch movie. No witchcraft is in it either, a goat stalks the mc and it turns out it's the devilThen she accepts to sacrifice her family and engage in group butt sex with some women and the presumably devilish goat in exchange of butter or something
>>214805025The movie about my mother in law
>>214808425Correct
>>214805025nekkid boy scene was kino
>>214805025Good movie. Blair Witch Project is my favorite
>>214808711>no witchcraftBaby blood ritual for broom flyingEnchantment on the boyIllusions throughoutSummoning the devillevitatingThat's just off the top of my head
>>214805025Yes, butter tastes good but not good enough to sell my soul. Bacon though ...
>>214808599we literally have a scene where the true witch grinds the baby into paste. you are fuckin retarded.
>>214805025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YmQn6q36HQ
>>214808929uhhhhhhhh it was just misdirection and an unreliable narrator, I mean clearly the scene was symbolically representing the lost innocence of the baby and the cruelty of nature
>>214808711what a fucking retard
>>214808954The male main character was insufferable.
personal fave
>>21480933890's kino
>>214805025Know your place, trash.
So they only reason this movie is ever mentioned is because it has 15 year old Anya's ass in it, right?I went into this thinking I was gonna be watching some Dark Souls lore ass horror movie and all I got was a series of events.Don't lie to me.
>>214809418>dark souls loreSo...a dozen hours of reading item descriptions on a wiki?This is a movie, anon. That much exposition would turn you off way faster than what you got
>>214809418>1519
>>214809418No. I happen to like the film a little. It's also interesting in terms of seeing some of the psychological effects of puritanism. I've heard someone say that the best refutation of puritanism is this film, and I see what they meant.The parents' fear that the baby is in Hell was one of the main stumbling blocks for the entire family. It completely ruined the mother because she prayed for a week straight with no sleep. While everyone else was more or less dealing with it, she never recovered and that destroyed the family dynamics in a significant way.
>>214809574The puritan problem began before that. The father decided that the radical schizo cult he traveled with across the ocean wasn't radical enough, and he got his entire family exiled without ever considering the consequences of his actions.
>>214809501Was she now?I thought she was young in this but then again, I never looked.I don't know where I got the information.>>214809574>I've heard someone say that the best refutation of puritanism is this film, and I see what they meant.That's wrong though. If they believed then they believed. They failed in their faith and were full of doubt. If you believe all the things that are promised to you in the Bible, then no harm will befoul you. God is the god of goodness and righteousness, even the pain from a stubbed toe is from evil and it shall not harm the totally faithful.That said, who is totally faithful? That is why we need Jesus to forgive us, you have to accept the forgiveness though. They must not have. And it's fiction. And you can't show positive Christianity in a movie.
>>214806855That's what hubris and thinking you know better than your elders gets youCheck yourself anon
>>214809624You could argue they all died because the idiot didn't know the difference between veneration and worship, or even what a reminder is.Hang a cross in your house, go about your day, see cross, think, "Oh yeah, hey Jesus, here's what's been going on... Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy upon me, a sinner..."Have no cross in your house, keep thinking about dinner until it's time to pray before eating.
>>214808812Lmao xd xd bacon so random
>>214809418It was a body double, just like all of her nude scenes.
>>214809640Didn't God shit all over Job over a fucking bet? You need to get back to that book, buddy.
>>214809715You better read it again and not 5 years ago.
>>214809624Yeah, the father was very prideful in the opening scene, I clocked that on a recent watching. There was a rundown somewhere showing them all being guilty of different 'deadly sins'.>>214809640The father was suffering a spiritual delusion, which is a weakness evil can exploit. I'm not a Catholic or Anglican/Puritan like in the film but if they were a part of their communities they wouldn't have been isolated and picked off one by one, and if you watch the film from a bird's eye view, it was all a brilliant strategy by the Witch/Devil from beginning to end. The Witch probably hexed them while they were in the village still.
>>214805025i always pronounce this with two Vs to piss off my girlfriend
You're chillin' at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
>>214810217You can make bacon from a goat, right?
>>214810230Gacon? Doesn't sound right for some reason.
>>214810230It's just belly meat, right?I wonder how it tastes...>>214810217That's right where he belongs, behind me (and my gf).
>>214805173>have her whole family murdered She did no such thing.>>214808442>you got the baby and the rest of the family killedShe did no such thing. Thou shalt not bear false witness. Yes at the end Thomasin was the one who "benefits" from the pact with Black Phillip, but she was not the one who brought the sorrow to the family; her father's pride, her brother's lust, her mother's wrath, brought their own ends, villifying Thomasin when she was as much a victim seems misplaced.
Why are witches like this?
>>214805646The Vvitch from Vvardenfell
Why did the goat betrayed the twins? They were super loyal, what a cunt
easy
>>214805025If goat was devil, and ayy was vvitch, who was lady in red?
>>214809338This is the one. Why are there so few quality witch kinos?
>>214805025Challenge accepted, I think you'll find this is the best Witch film.
Weapons
