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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)21:22:51 No.214806168
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)21:22:51 No.214806168
wtf
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)21:32:26 No.214806381
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)21:32:26 No.214806381
>>214806168
I heard that Steven Seagal basically just sat around and didn't do anything for the duration of this movie.
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)21:33:32 No.214806413
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)21:33:32 No.214806413
>>214806381
He literally sits in a chair for half the movie.
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)21:34:22 No.214806432
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)21:34:22 No.214806432
>>214806413
is this true or just something from that podcast
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)21:38:01 No.214806514
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)21:38:01 No.214806514
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>>214806432
don't know but here's seagal on a segway because he can't jog
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)21:53:24 No.214806795
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)21:53:24 No.214806795
Year ago I dl his entire discography and had a Segal party. It was so great, even his lesser movies are still fun.
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)21:53:59 No.214806802
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)21:53:59 No.214806802
>>214806168
They spelled Van Damme wrong. WTF?
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:02:49 No.214808226
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:02:49 No.214808226
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>>214806413
Nah it's real
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:04:48 No.214808255
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:04:48 No.214808255
>>214806795
His studio movies are always trashy fun. The direct to dvd dreck is not even entertaining in a so bad it's good way.
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:05:21 No.214808264
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:05:21 No.214808264
Is he still making movies?
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:06:33 No.214808286
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:06:33 No.214808286
>>214806168
>>214808226
that's not the same body type
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:07:53 No.214808311
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:07:53 No.214808311
>>214806432
If anything cumtown underexaggerated how fat and lazy he is.
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:09:35 No.214808335
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:09:35 No.214808335
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>>214806168
the sniper movies are direct-to-video drivel and yet they're still leagues above seagalslop
the old prick just tried to cash in on their name
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:18:14 No.214808485
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:18:14 No.214808485
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This is supposedly his best direct to dvd movie, can any segalomaniacs confirm?
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:20:05 No.214808508
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:20:05 No.214808508
>>214806168
Wha happen?
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:52:18 No.214809078
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:52:18 No.214809078
>>214808508
seagal shid in pant
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Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)23:53:46 No.214809102
Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)23:53:46 No.214809102
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>>214808286
No M.R.E. left behind.
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)00:24:29 No.214809605
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)00:24:29 No.214809605
>>214809078
>breathes heavily
Well I'm sorry to hear that... Cause now? I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)00:55:41 No.214810119
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)00:55:41 No.214810119
>>214806514
wtf he wasn't watching my six
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:08:42 No.214810346
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:08:42 No.214810346
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCoZ6QM_7RQ
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:09:30 No.214810364
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:09:30 No.214810364
>>214806168
I love this thread please keep making it
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:12:34 No.214810418
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:12:34 No.214810418
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>>214806168
>posting the inferior cover
ngmi
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:13:44 No.214810438
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:13:44 No.214810438
>>214808226
his plate carrier is hanging on for dear life
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:15:23 No.214810473
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:15:23 No.214810473
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>>214806432
Fake news, fact checked by true comrades.
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:22:51 No.214810597
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:22:51 No.214810597
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>>214810418
true to the film
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:24:30 No.214810620
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:24:30 No.214810620
>>214810418
>throw in some rigatoni it'll look like spent casings
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:27:52 No.214810654
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:27:52 No.214810654
>>214810597
kek
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:28:41 No.214810665
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:28:41 No.214810665
>>214810597
dude doesn't give a shit.
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:30:00 No.214810685
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:30:00 No.214810685
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>>214810665
he really doesn't
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:30:19 No.214810691
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:30:19 No.214810691
Seriously guys, Above the Law is a badass movie.
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:32:20 No.214810720
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:32:20 No.214810720
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>>214806168
Who is the audience for these? Guys who wear forklift shirts? Boot camp dropouts?
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:40:01 No.214810830
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:40:01 No.214810830
>>214810720
people who watched better (relatively) older segal movies and who have entrenched in their sense of taste. be careful anon, it can happen to (You).
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:50:44 No.214810982
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:50:44 No.214810982
>>214808508
He snatched every motherfucker birthday. Thats wha happen.
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)01:53:10 No.214811014
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)01:53:10 No.214811014
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>>214810720
Me!
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Anonymous
09/26/25(Fri)02:23:20 No.214811457
Anonymous 09/26/25(Fri)02:23:20 No.214811457
>>214810346
this song made me realize what's going on in ukraine is so wrong.
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