Why do they always manage to fuck up the Tomb Raider casting? Who would you cast as Lara?
>>214807687Because Lara was the OG sex symbol and a lot of men liked her in the 90's, so they cast chestlets and sticks to spite the men.
>>214807687Kaya Scodelario
>>214807687GOOD MORNING SIR
>>214807687Early 2010s Gemma Arterton would have probably been the best choice, I don't know who you would go with around now
>>214807687She was perfect.
>>214808272>zero muscle No, she was just as retarded as the others.
They already made the peak movie 26 years ago
Could Sophie Thatcher do it?
Whomever plays Lara needs to wear silicone chest pieces to fill out her figure.
>>214807687They do it on purpose. I mean Hayley Atwell was practically sculpted for that single purpose, yet they hired her as voice actor and drew her Lara with pancake tits. Before that, the smallest twiggest little mystery meat mutt you could come across that should have been playing an oompa loompa.
EmRata would make a good Lara Croft
>>214808413Did the video game character even have muscle? I know she had big-ass boobs. Odd that you'd be looking at her muscles instead.
>>214807687In the past it would have been Gemma Arterton. Today I think Dafne could do it.
>>214808671She certainly looks the part.
>>214807687not the ugly little boy you posted and had to ai to make attractive
Emilia Jones
>>214808987Ass boobs?
>>214808987She was always really skinny but when graphics were good enough to show it they gave her some decent definition.
>>214807949>Gemma ArtertonNo she looked like nuLara. Prettier that that shit, obviously, but stil nothing like Lara
>>214808413she was no where near as based as that tranny sticc vikander
Bella Ramsey
>>214807687Enjoyable image
>>214807687There is no irl equivalent of Lara and >>214808272 was the closest we got. Shame she wasn't British.
>>214809022Dafne is perfect for Lara Croft.
>>214812995didn't angie scupper this chick's chances at being cast?
>>214813086no idea
>>214807718yep.
>>214807687Tomb Raider? More like Slop Raider
>>214808299And?
>>214807949Shes more like Laras hot disapproving older sister who uses a whip and a rifle.
>Height: 5' 9" / 1.75 mNo womanlets
>>214813440Yeah, imagine expecting Kino Raider in 2025, after woketards spent 12 years raping Lara and still seethe about her despite her last game being in late 00s
>>214813020I know she can do action scenes but does she have the charisma to pull off Lara's witty and flirty personality?
>>214808272i think eva green has a similiar energy, could have definitly played her
>>214813972Eva is incredibly scrawny.
>>214813957bimbofication lost her all likabilitysure she is hotbut its like i dont even like looking at her facejust bod
>>214814262Luckily it's just makeup, not any permanent bogging. I can still fix her.
>>214807687Mich
>>214814292I wanna get that pregnant
>>214814262The FUCK are you fagging on about?
>>214814343same
>>214808452Not tall enough
Xochitl GomezHer people already know how to handle jungles
>>214814292she looks like a bong council estate chav
>>214814538Based
>>214813957She has more charisma than the bitch from GoT they just hired
>>214808272Yeah, I don't know what everyone in this thread is smoking. Literally the perfect casting. The only mistake they made was not giving her 5 movies
>>214808671imagine being near perfect but then deciding to fuck it all up with that lipbloat, god
>>214808987That's like wondering whether Kim Possible had/has muscles. The character does challenging physical stuff all the time. She is supposed to be an attractive/feminine athlete.Don't forget to account for the art style when transferring between different mediums. The style of the original games is cartoony (on top of being low-polygonal).
>>214814520Bitch is ugly.
>>214807687>>214807718Why is it that feminists are so threatened by attractive depictions of women?
>>214814724>Don't forget to account for the art style when transferring between different mediums. The style of the original games is cartoony (on top of being low-polygonal).
>>214815167
>>214815167I never understood why this joke ever took off.I don't see people claiming that Doomguy should have a highly pixelated face, for example.
>>214815296
>>214815296Because it's an attractive character designed to appeal to men, which is against reddit sensibilities, so they do everything they can to make it less sexy. Look at how they would constantly pretend to not be attracted to hot girls in media and part of their humor was always avoiding acknowledging an attractive woman in a scene. Sex scene? Make a joke about it. Scene of a girl strip teasing someone? Gonon a cynical monologue about how dumb the scene is.This lind of reddit humor infected the internet during the entirety of the 2010s, up until unironic horny posting came back sometime in the early 2020s
>>214807687It's intentional, and to send the message that what they want is more important than what you want. >>214807718The thing is in the 1st-gen TR games, Lara's back is to you 90% of the time, and the game forces your eyes to constantly scan the environment around Lara instead of Lara herself in order to figure out where to go and what to do next. All of those people who claim that's all about sexualization are full of shit, and simply never played the games.
>>214815340No, the Le Triangle Boobs thing exists across all kinds of people, both those pro-Lara and anti-Lara. It's very puzzling to me, because... well, yeah? Original model was low-polygonal? What's the big deal. Like I said, I don't see people joking that the True Doomguy should have a pixelated face, or something else like this.>>214815450This is correct.
>>214809022>>214813957>>214814292These are pictures of Lara Croft
>>214815340>Because it's an attractive character designed to appeal to menA lot of women played the games and liked them too. Ask Stella (who operates the oldest and best gold-standard TR site on the net), Malonie Mac, and Vara Dark. It's just that when you're not arrogant and stop trying to insert yourself into everything you watch and play, shit's more enjoyable that way. But that's something left-minded people just can't do. Everything must be "ME ME ME ME."
>>214815500>Le Triangle BoobsAlso, on this note, when people call this shape triangular, they expose themselves as retards who don't understand geometry.It's like when I was holding picrel in my hands and a person asked "wow, is that a Rubik's triangle?"
>>214815530Damn, a real life Rubik's Pyramid!!
>>214808413Faggot
>>214815556It's not a pyramid either, anon...
>>214815500OG TR fans take the original Lara avatar as a source of humor whether it be her polygon boobs or her Klingon hairline. They don't give a shit anyway since Lara's back is to you for the majority of the game, and probably half the old-school TR fans still consider the first one to be the best one in spite of it. People who rip into it are just talking out of their asses and clearly never played those games.
>>214815340The CORE-era TR games are arguably the best exploring adventure games around; at least for that era. They really do give you a sense of exploring and adventure that even many open-world modern games don't give, and in terms of the gameplay experience they're still better than Nu-Lara. >but tits and hourglass-body, therefore sexist and offensiveI am tired of hearing that shit. Just play the fucking games, and find out why they still have a fan base nearly a quarter-century later.
One of the things that people liked the most about the original TR games is there's many parts with Lara in total isolation from all other people, and it's her wits against maze-like puzzles and levels. The people who never played it don't get that. >>214815556It was called "Pyraminx" and is one of the most obscure 80s 3-D puzzle toys. >>214807687German model Charleen Weiss. She fits the description perfectly. >>214813620And all of their efforts ended in total failure. >>214814463>Not tall enoughHollywood likes to cast deliberately-short women these days. Even for the 3rd-gen TR games Lara noticably got shorter.
>>214816050A pyraminx is a tetrahedron.That pic above is an octahedron, which has 8 sides and is shaped differently.>one of the most obscure 80s 3-D puzzle toysAnon, a pyraminx is anything but obscure. It's one of the best-known puzzles known even to outsider normies. Picrel is obscure, pyraminx is a recognizable staple of "we need to communicate to audience that the character is nerdy".
>>214809022When she hits the gym to have that female muscle military body, then YES. This woman is as pure SEX as it can be.. She has something in her eyes... that look of utter Lust, but not creepy or ugly in any way. No, it is just as I said: absolute pure SEX
>>214814626imagine being near perfect and then not having my face buried between her tits
>>214814891If they had a grip on the difference between reality and fiction they wouldn't be feminist to begin with
>>214815296Same. It's just unbridled seething about her tits. Also it's literally made up because she had 9 games and had poligonal tits only in the very first one, and only the ingame model.
>>214815781
>>214815575Ah sorry, they are two pyramids
>>214816050>And all of their efforts ended in total failure.yep, after the initial "beloved IP is returning" hype, it has beed disappointment after disappointment and then flop after flop. And to this day, when the name Lara Croft is mentioned, everyone just thinks about the real deal, and not crying homely hobo next door with a bow.
>>214816228That hillish thing looks like something meant for duels where the loser gets his fingers eaten for good
>>214816311Where are her tits tho?
>>214816606The inner layer turns together with the outer one, but the inner turns are shallower while the outer turns are deeper (note how many pieces move and how close vs. far from the center the cutting line goes).
>>214816724It still looks like some instrument meant for a deadly duel for the amusement of Ming the Merciless
>>214816994
>>214816497Exactly. The new ones are such shit that Square-Enix gave away the whole EIDOS company in exchange for assuming the $300 million debt Crystal Dynamics laid on it with their bullshit trilogy.
>>214816578Their latest attempt at trickery is "unified Lara" where they declare the CORE Lara and Crystal Dynamics Lara are now merged into one singular character. What it got you was a small-titty dude-looking lesbo in a light blue tank top.
>>214817401At this point I automatically associate any chick with a bow with lame shit, is not with tryhard feminist slop.
>>214817794Saying that Lara Croft was ever a nuLara, it's like saying that Batman was spongebob in his early daysLe Unified Lara is literally a begrudging admission that their OC shit didn't work and the demand was for the real deal
>>214817794Trickery never stopped. For example, in 2013, they already rewrote history and started claiming that 2006 wasn't a reboot at all.
>>214807687>to fuck up>he still thinks it's not on purposegood luck
I think nuLara has a cute face. Needs bigger boobs, though.
>>214817982>Literal shitface. And the hair and body are terrible.Looks nothing like Lara
>>214817982Needs to also be taller so she's more of an intimidating force against manlets who think they can take her down. >>214817945They thought they could transform an iconic character into what they wanted her to be, and fans would accept it. Just play the Uncharted Lara Croft mod. It'll show you how much the Uncharted games were like the first-gen TR games than the nu-Lara trilogy ever was.
Picrel. Needs to be a real Brit.
>>214818294Don't mean to be an asshole, but she's probably too old to be able to handle such an action-oriented athletic character.
>>214818100What was the point of buying the IP in the first place, I mean economically speaking?You do it for the recognizability, and then you dig yourself a hole trying to replace that recognizability with your OC that, even if it had any value, I would be forever compared unfavorably against the real deal. Yeah you get to call your shitty IP "Lara Croft/Tomb Raider", but those tricks works only as long the initial hype is there.Those stunts literally never worked beyond that. And afterward you are left with what? a barely profitable has-been IP, a broken fanbase, a directionless franchise... and you never get out from that hole. It has been proved time and time with so many ruined IPs
>>214818312Yeah I should've stipulated that.
>>214818312She also doesn't fit the femme fatale archetype >>214818294
>>214808671>Slavic Jewess playing an English aristocrat. No thanks. She looks the part, I'll grant you that.
>>214818357>femme fatale archetypeLara isn't a femme fatale.
>>214818365She's not Slavic, she's Romanian/Gypsy southern-something mutt.
>>214818379Quality bait
>>214818414She's an action girl. Just a classy version.Femme fatales are women who use their wiles and seductiveness to ensnare men. Lara isn't known for this.
>>214818434>Tattoos>Nose piercingsI fucking hate this trend with Lara r34.
>>214818348
>>214818328In 1997 the two biggest games were Final Fantasy VII and Tomb Raider 2. From then through the year 2000 TR was FF's biggest rival. I guess Square-Enix felt that buying out EIDOS would allow them to own all of that, and produce a new generation of TR games built around a (somewhat) sandbox-world concept. It sounds alright in theory. The problem is Square-Enix gave Crystal Dynamics a blank check and no supervision over developing the nu-Lara trilogy, so they went full woketard and just made whatever they want in spite of the character and in spite of the customers and fans. >a broken fanbaseThe OG fan base is still there and rock-solid. In fact they even routinely make NEW TR games in the riginal style using the "Tomb Raider Level Editor" that came with the PC version of the classics. Back int he day, CORE actually gave their customers their most valued asset for free with handing over the entire Tomb Raider gaming engine (known as "TEN") with free reign to make any new TR levels and even whole games they want. People are still using it today. Youtube search "TRLE Tomb Raider" or visit TRLE.net to see how many thousands of custom levels there are.
>>2148183961990s Elizabeth Hurley would have been perfect.
>>214818379>Lara isn't a femme fatale.Fucking bullshit, bro. Let me guess: you're a nu-Lara fan?
>>214818434gross dogshit
>>214818498Lara makes me rock-solid.
>>214818512That's a good option. Also, Catherine Zeta Jones from around that era.>>214818465But she is. Lara is the embodiment of "What a cunt, but damn, what a woman" for her enemies.
>>214818550She actually played the games and wanted the movies to be as close to the games as possible
>>214818587She shot up a Polynesian village to get her hands on an artifact, and launched a nuke to God knows where while in Area 51 to get her hands on another. She was a total twisted bitch when it came to getting her hands on her goal. And that's why we liked her.
only 1 real option here
>>214818777She looks like a midget here.
>>214818294A decade ago Gemma Arterton would've been perfect. And although she's not British, Kira Kosarin has the right build these days.
>>214807687Angelina Jolie in her prime.
>>214817982its funny because she has more porn than old lara ever could have
>>214818434>shitface>cattle ring>african asslmao, who makes this shit and who is the target audience?
>>214818379i am not you but i do think lara is like nina williams from tekken, very beautiful and strong and can be sexy but not necessary feminine.While her sister Anna Williams is the prime femme fatale archetype
>>214818777She's way too short. Lara needs to be tall so she's an intimidating presence and not just a little-woman with pick-axe to plow into someone's head.
>>214818837Gemma could actually make a good nuLara, but she can't pull off Classic Lara. Very different expressions and other details like this.Btw here's Gemma in the movie Gemma Bovery from 2014 (yes, the character has the same name) where she's seen with a very nuLara haircut.
>>214818498>The OG fan base is still there and rock-solid.Yeah, but not from the point of business people who own these IPs.
>>214818884And more people in 2025 can recognize Brad Pitt in a photo than Buster Keaton. And Avengers have more votes/ratings on IMDB than Dr. No. And other obvious statements.
>>214807687That horse's asshole would be so numb it wouldn't be able to stand
>>214817982Lara isn't supposed to be "cute" who just keeps whimpering and saying things like "Ugh... I hate tombs."She's supposed to be a sexually intimidating legend that just smirks and does a little "Hm" sound while looking down on (You).
At this point just grab one of the thousands of instagram models out there who have big natural tits
>>214818956They're still relevant to the market. That's why CD keeps getting handed flops with nu-Lara projects from the TV shows to the games. The people who own the IP are just arrogant with their assumptions that they can change what customers expect and still make money at it. In the 1990s DC tried to produce a new Superman with a mullet, It failed. DC never tried to reinvent him again. These other companies should learn from that.
>>214818884It's pr. Like how overwatch had all of that porn long before the game came out. Ironically enough tracer had a ton of lesbisn porn, till she was confirmed lesbisn. Then no one made anymore porn of her. Not organically anyway(ifykyk)
You can cunt punt the "Unified" Lara in Call Of Duty.
>>214818945No. No one will be intimidated in a real sense and muscular tone isn't a sign of potential danger on a woman. >>214818348>>214818434>>214818484Skeet skeet
>>214819252
>>214819226Poor Lara, being reduced to this.
>>214819274giWtwm
>>214807768Lara is not brown latina.
>>214818379>Lara isn't a femme fatale.LIterally what?
>>214819252>and muscular tone isn't a sign of potential danger on a womanHow about fangs and 6ft4in with heels?
>>214810970Do those legs look skinny to you?
>>214819305This post has multiple layers of bait. Do not respond.
>>214818465>Femme fatales are women who use their wiles and seductiveness to ensnare men. Lara isn't known for this.Femme Fatales are a combo of beautiful and dangerous
>>214807687I'd cast myself, stick some fake titties to a shirt and I'll flip around raiding tombs
>>214818777>butterfaceno thanks
>>214818434Quite sexy indeed but not Lara. Lara does not present like a slutty little whore in heat. She trips you on your back, mounts you and then uses you like a toy.
>>214819252>No one will be intimidated in a real sense and muscular tone isn't a sign of potential danger on a woman.That anon didn't phrase it very well and I agree that Lara wouldn't be outright "intimidating" physically even at her canon 175 cm, HOWEVER it's important for a character like her to have physical presence in a scene, to be implicitly "taken seriously" even with non-verbal cues alone. How she moves, how she carries herself, and height DOES play into this. It's very hard to take someone seriously when they're a midget. Lara needs to be tall for a woman (and possibly bumped to typical "male protagonist" height with heels if needed) to project the right kind of aura. This doesn't necessarily have to do with her being able to fuck you up in a fight (this part largely depends on how realistic vs campy your movie is, not on actual muscles on a girl).>>214819300Tbh that's hot.>>214819324I want a violent goth dhampir gf so much.
>>214819570How very unathletic.
>>214819274Im 6'3" and huge.Catnip to funsize ladies and tall chicks who want to be manhandled. A lot of the women shoen and bodytypes dudgysed would worm better as being part of a cast of characters and not Ms.Croft herself. Anyway very tall needs to come with a ton of mass and strength which woukd change the appeal.Short to average height women would work better. Not Ortega smol, just 5'4 - 5'9" is the sweet spot I thinkHuge to large tits are neended.Slim waist. Not kissable soft. More toned like she's active and not sitting around nesting. Large athletic thighs and a nice round or athletic ass as well.
>>214819604I showed this before and I'll show this again: best depiction of Lara for the "realistic" art style is this statue by WETA.
>>214819636>skinny-fat muscle thighsHnnnggg
>>214819636Poor Dinos die nothing wrong.
>>214819636>US $1,899.99ffuck
>>214808671Yes, the turbo feminist constantly crying about being sexualized her whole life, and raising a non-binary son because men are evil, would make for the perfect Lara Croft!
>>214819658I think they are perfectly fine attractive thighs that can run, jump and climb.
>>214816628She has them they're just covered by that costume.
>>214819434Bueno...
how the fuck is this entire thread filled with so many wrong answers?how can you have such a fundamentally incorrect understanding of what lara croft is?>bruh just big tits literally nothing else matters here's some 5'5" paki teen bitch that's literally a skeleton with just the most unshapely blobs attached to her chest oh and she looks like she's about to break down in tears over getting the wrong color iphone for her birthday
>>214814891Feminism is a shit test at the group/macro level.
Obligatory Keeley Hawes interview where she talks about how she had to stop her son playing Tomb Raider due to him being attracted to a character with "mummys voice".https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=3838 seconds in
>>214819799imagine your mom went on national television to expose and ridicule you
>>214819591Sorry.
>>214819667Killing dinosaurs is unfathomably based.
>>214819799Keeley is still very cute.
>>214819434Finns are the most beautiful race in the world.
>>214819727Mmmm flappy pancakes
Everybody shut the fuck upand feed me more big tiddy ai millie
>>214819916She's Hungarian tbqh.
>>214818837>Gemma ArtertonNah she looked like nuLara (except attractive)
>>214818884and all show how nobody gives a fuck about her
>>214819031this
>>214819875well shes pretty old now so shes not cute anymore
>>214819124DC has doing nothing but trying to reinvent his characters since 2011 and the only result is irrelevance and brand devaluation
>>214819454reboot shitface is asexual
>>214807687Lara literally never looked like that.
>>214819636Not larger than life enough
>>214820194r8 my movie idea>Hayley Atwell as OG Lara>Gemma Arterton as nu Lara>They both find the same artefact in different universes that causes them to cross paths>Extended interdimensional sweaty lesbian sex sceneThat's all I got so far.
>>214819961>>214819848>>214819570Most men would look at her and think "Wife" and "Must breed and protect her" and they would be correct.Which is why she can't be Laura. Because men woukd look at her and be willing to take a bullet for her. Not think she can dodge bullets and shoot dinosaurs. Shes the heroine in a thriller where you want to see her escape, and the damsel who got in over her head and needs to saved.
>>214820333ill buy 700 tickets
>>214820333There are at least three different Laras. Old Lara + I guess AoD Lara (but she looks quite different)Legend trilogy Lara New reboot Lara
>>214820630Legend/Anniversary/Underworld Lara is OG Lara, what are you talking about?
>>214820744>OG Lara She's clearly not. CORE Lara is a different character.
>>214820775Eggsplain
>>214820333Gemma actually looks like Lara here especially the eyes
>>214820243jfc that webm I actually hate women
>>214820882why?
Too late now but Keely Hawes would have been good.
>>214820925Its a shame they never had her dress up as Lara at some point in the promotion of one of the games.
>>214820833Different backstory, different look, different personality, different gameplay, different developer.
>>214820897fuck off you dumb cunt
>>214821053wtf why are you being so hostile?
>>214821039>Different backstoryAnniversary is literally a remake of the first game with the same backstory.
>>214821090Ugly and gay women tend to be hostile to other women. Ignore them.
>>214820744>>214820833Legend is explicitly a reboot, just like 2013. The entire story and the character's origins were heavily reworked and she was given a different personality.But on the surface Lara visually stayed pretty much the same, so this went over most people's heads, and also wasn't aggressively hyped and marketed outside of the TR franchise, which at that point (mid 00s) was in relative obscurity, so unless you followed Tomb Raider, you likely never heard about it, unlike the 2013 reboot where you pretty much couldn't NOT hear about it.
>>214821105>with the same backstory.... not even remotely the same. Play the actual game, anon. It's not hard.
>>214821039>>214821129Genuine question, what did they change? I played them all when they were new and never noticed, but I was a kid.
>>214813020Except being ugly as fuck.
>>214814891Because feminism is about the destruction of all things feminine.
>>214821152OG Lara is someone who hates her parents and got disowned by them in return and is a famous explorer who loves black-hat tomb raiding and funds her expeditions by writing books, and her manor is from her aunt, and she's a classy cunt who is polite but ruthless.Legend/Anniversary/Underworld Lara is someone who searches for her disappeared mother, following in the footsteps of her disappeared father, was raised by her father to be an adventurer like him, and apologizes to King Arthur for taking an object from his tomb because she really really needs it for a good and noble goal.And a ton of other smaller lore/story details that make them explicitly mutually incompatible.
Sasha Grey
>>214821152In the original one her backstory was pretty much irrelevant. It was mentioned in the original manual that she survived a crash in the Himalayas and afterwards became an adventurer and was disowned by her aristocratic family. Legend version borrowed from the movies and made Lara an archeologist looking for her mother who disappeared in another dimension when Lara was young. Pretty much every game since then was about Lara's mother or father. Also, in the reboot Lara was clearly more social and had many friends.
>>214820333The Lara Connected Universe. Add Dafne Keen as younger universe Lara and we're onto a winner.
Dafne Keen is too small to play Lara. Shes tiny. Shes only like 5'2 or something. Classic Lara was like 5'11 and Nu Lara was about 5'8.
>>214821428>Classic Lara was like 5'115'9. 5'11 is Rayne from BloodRayne. + 5 inch heels on top of that.
>>214820333>>214821406Fucking take my money
Kek, I hate almost everything post-90s. Maybe post-2005 or so. Fuck, everything became so childish and weirdly immature. Character designs, lame stories, even music. And it's not only Tomb Raider.
I think the dafne bros are on to something...
>>214821745With this body, she'd need one of those Walmart carts to even move around. Come on.
>>214821745
>>214821778That's muscle tone and softness. She would be unironically stronger then the tall skinny women with obnoxious muscle tone tgat is constantly posted.
>>214821831Anon, your webm displays deadly obesity and a body that is 95% lard.
>>214821873I don't think you know what you're talking about.
>>214821873That's not lard, that's density.
>>214808272Yes
>>214814891Because there is no such thing as feminism. Women have no country or ideology. They have an in-group of one person: themselves. If the particular woman is a 10/10 D-Cup sexpot, feminism is about starting an OnlyFans and making a bunch of money. If the woman is an insecure tit-let, then feminism is about making all women flat and ugly to own the CHUDs.
>>214822376Feminism is about eliminating the inequality between women and the patriarchy. However if there are no men around, feminism means women demeaning the weakest of their own group and driving them into depression and self harm.
>>214822452>Feminism is about eliminating the inequality between women and the patriarchy
>>214807687>millie boobie brownkek
>>214822452Feminism is a false flag death cult backed by oligarchs and politic I ans. A way to control and brainwash women.
>>214822634My sides.
>>214809022shes barely 5 feet tall and fat. without camera tricks to slim her body she looks like shit
>>214810970man I want Legend Lara porn so bad but noooo, all fucking Lara Croft porn is from the Crystal Dynamics erafucking hell
>>214810946>t. ass motorboater
>>214824662That's called salad tossing.
>>214807687If I could pluck anyone out of space/time, probably Kate Beckinsale from 20-25 years ago. She was sexy, athletic, not afraid to show some skin but still had a "posh" air about her, had done her fair share of action stuff by then.
>>214807687>Why do they always manage to fuck up the Tomb Raider casting?Peak Jolie says 'hi'
>>214822376You're completely correct. Well done.
>>214825069Wasn't the original /v/ character based on a Danish talk show host or some such?
>>214815340Jesus Christ, go get laid
>>214815340This guy is based.Fuck the misandry preached by the clown cult
>>214813424Who is that in the trash?More go woke go broke projects that were boycotted and died forgotten, I assume
>>214816578Based. Go woke go broke.Trump won 3 times.Trump outlawed lg-alphagetteos
>>214817839And all feminist leaders are hook noses trying to get attractive nose families fighting with each other
>>214818328Because the hook noses running these companies are hate filled caucasophobes
>>214819124Bullshit.Mullet super started in the 80s when they rebooted DC after crisis arc.The mullet look lasted a decade and lead to the biggest selling superman arc, namely the death and return of superman
>>214823587nigga legend is a crystal dynamics gamethe first one in fact
>>214820333>nuLaraThat shit doesn't need to exists at all
>>214826457shit I mean they use the 2013 lara and onwards.
>>214826580My penis says otherwise.
>>214820744Completely different origin. If you retcon away that, you can easiy repurpose her adventures for the real Lara tho
>>214820862Shelooks nothing like lara. It's nulara, and that shit doesn't exist
>>214821156nuTifa is just as shit as nuLara
>>214826898nuJill was even worse.
>>214821163>nuLaraintruder on the right
>>214814520based
>>214818777wtf I love AI now.
>>214808272Horrid
>>214827241AoD was a piece of shit but damn the tits were good.
>>214819961same thing
societally accurate comiccon bathroom guests
I'd get a time machine and cast 90's Jennifer Connelly and make sure she doesn't try and do a fucking accent
>>214823289I'm sorry anon, the homosexuality is terminal. Bid farewell to your loved ones and prepare for the end. Don't get too close to them though, wouldn't want to give them AIDS.
>>214822452>Feminism is about eliminating the inequality between women and the patriarchy.ahahahahahah
>>214825791Yep. more or less
>>214820333>Christian Slater
>>214821745>>214827535I can see it. Too bad it will never happen. The Sophie Turner slop will flop and they'll wait another 15 years to try again with another plank of wood.
>>214826457legend crystal dynamics ha snothing in common with woke dynamics of 2013 reboot shit
>>214826664>Shitfaceyour penis is prothetic
Is the 2018 movie worth watching?
I mean I don't have a better idea, honestlyűhuge naturals, can get athletic body if she works out a bit, age is about right, dunno if she can do accents
A shame Blunt didn't get a shot.
Why would you want yet another tomb raider story?
>>214826929yep true
>>214828422lol what do you think?
>>214828457Because the character is great, theconcept is great, and all the potential was wasted with two mediocre film, followed by shit.
>>214828617They'll probably cast Hunter Schafer.
>>214815167Will we ever get a kim possible cosplay with pointy tits?>>214819961>My mom and grandmom have the same figure like I do.I'm gonna need to see these granny pics for research.
>>214827296I tried to play this game on the remaster and gave up after 15 minutes. It's fucking dogshit and I loved 1-4 (5 is good until the last segment, which is broken trash like AoD)
>>214807687to spite you all, i would cast Flo :3
>>214809022>Gemma Artertontoo true
>>214829082Strange choice, but I respect it.
>>214829116you spotted my double entendre :3
>>214807687
>>214829322SQUISH
>>214821105>Your girlfriend will be jealous, and that sort of thingMan. Imagine actually having a game with a character that would make your girlfriend jealous.
its 1998 and a big titty lara croft comes to deliver you her game
>>214830028Cute.
>>214830028Imagine taking Lara Croft to prom.
>>214830198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw5vFEr4UKA
>>214827535
>>214830028its 1999 and big titty lara croft comes to put her tits on your back and helps you playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc3IxONbsaI
if they really wanted to MONEY-MAXX they could've made a reality show with various actresses auditioning for the role. and then let "the audience" all around the world vote on who gets chosen at the end plus input from the director. instead they went the centralized route, going with an actress who already flopped as jean grey. i have nothing against her but she doesn't look like she can carry an entire movie (and her record shows that). same goes for the other GoT actresses. maybe in a romcom but not in an action movie.
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>>214830311I still find it funny that Angelina Jolie played Lara, not once, but twice.
>>214830514
>>214819961>accidentally found a 4chan thread>accidentallyThis feels like the sort of thing people feel obligated to say.
>>214830330>when you beat the level i'll give you a grown up reward
>>214830630I thought she did well all things considered.
>>214827535Dafne Keen is a cutie and I wish her success in the future
>>214830733>>214830330>comments disabled
>>214830859I love her.
>>214807687I would cast Christina Hendricks
>>214808671The only problem would be her complete inability to act. Other than that, perfect.
