No hype
>>214809663Cameron spent too much time under the sea
when did the countdown poster kill himself
>>214809663Money laundering
>>214809663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBF0mUc-nJo
Can’t wait for /tv/, Reddit, r/movies, and r/boxoffice to seethe endlessly when it hits $3B.
I want to know how they cook the books on these movies to claim such a huge box office. Billions of dollars, but you'll never hear anyone talk about them ever.
>>214809663Low-IQ videogame cut scene 3D adventure. JC is a hack. He only made 1 good movie. The Terminator
>>214810000Kek will they ever learn?
>>214810088Keep seething MCUck. JC lives rent free in your söyboy brain. How's that for cultural relevance?
>>214810170I don't like Marvel. Recognizing that Avatar's box office numbers are fake has nothing to do with Marvel. How many random people would you have to ask before you can find anyone that can name a single character from Avatar? Thousands? Millions? Fake box office
>>214810273Fans of James Cameron are usually boomer / gen x
>>214809963Old videos and recordings have such an eerie vibe.Makes me wonder what the videos of today will feel like in 15 years.Seeing old videos of people, especially when you know how old they’ve become since then, just causes an absolutely gut wrenching emotion in me.
>>214809663Why are they trying to appeal to the Warcraft 3 audience?
2 billion dollars.
>literally the same shit as the last one which was the same shit as the first one but on water but this one is on water and in airWtf is jim thinking
>>214810000>>214810152I don't think it'll happen; the last one did so well because we all thought it'd be good.I'm ashamed I talked my family into going to see it with me (they never saw the original in 3D); paid extra for 3D this time around and clearly they either toned the 3D way way down or didn't plan every shot around it like they did with the original.The original, while an adequate movie, looks super flat and boring without the 3D glasses.It's the only 3D movie to ever actually make good use of the effect, like in the first movie there's a bit where a Panther leaps at Jake and it looks amazing seeing it leap out at you, but in regular vision it just looks like generic cat leap you've seen a million times.There's also a bit where there's a trillion fireflies, they're basically invisible in regular viewing but with the 3D glasses they pop out and look spectacular even though they're normally just this throwaway effectI was really really really disappointed with Avatar 2 on many levels; they expanded the narrative, adding all these shit threads, that have no payoff (clearly for Avatar 3) but like I don't give a fuck about his extended family or the tribal bullshit or any of it.I don't even particularly care about Earth or the humans that are attacking.Also, a fuck huge construction thing makes planetfall in the 2nd movie and just skullfucks the forest, setting things on fire, and crushing everything.That's just some gay construction equipment; I'm supposed to believe the might of the military of Earth can't ultrakill every blue cat in an afternoon using robots or (given their incredible medical technology) some virus that kills pandorans?
>>214810506Kek
>>214810607>Wtf is jim thinkingHow many $100 banknotes should he smoke in front of an audience at Oscars.
First movie made billions because of the impressive use of 3D at the time. Second movie made billions because it was a sequel to one of the biggest movies ever after a decade. Third movie will flop because the general audience has caught on that these movies aren't actually any good. Not even abatap would have bought a ticket for this shit if he was still alive.
I don't take the opinion of people on here seriously. Just contrarians that seethe and hate what's popular no matter what it is. Miserable fuckers.
>>214810508>tfw no 9ft tall pyromaniac cat alien gf
>>214809663I saw the trailer and it looks boring as fuck. It's legit just a bunch of Thundercat rejects snarling and growling and then they drop the title
>>214809663I'm looking forward to it. I liked the first film, and, outside of not being sure why they brought back the bad guy from the first movie, liked the second movie too.>>214810508I like that the bad guy this time seems to be another Navi tribe. They look pretty neat too. I hope they make a few more movies. Love to see more of the world they're creating, and the different Navi tribes.
>>214810508AAAAAAAH SSEEXXXX MEOW MEOW
>>214810614I bought a 3DTV back when it wasa fresh technology. Since then I think a lot of 3D stuff degraded in general, my friend had to go to India to train them how to do the steroscopic stuff and it was torture and he left the industry from that experience.I'm kind of looking forward to the movie but I didn't know the sequel was so poor in 3D gimmick since the first one was a driving force of the tech, not sure if I'd want to try get another 3DTV since the best movies were done over a decade ago like Tangled or Tron Legacy.
>>214809663It will be KINO
>>214811366I picked up a 3D playstation/sony TV (i assume it was meant for games?) used from a garage sale. They had a few movies and such. I think it was made in the PS3 era? It "technically" works I have everything I need but either the thing always had bad quality 3D or something happened to it.I'm not one of those people that was super hyped for 3D, never would have bought into one of those things when they were new and expensive... but I'm a bit disappointed. I thought it'd look better than it did tho so I'm disappointed
>>214809748I'm here. Blame the jannies for banning me, yet they'll make their own and pretend they are 'in on it' the night of Way of Water's release. God forbid we have fun.
>>214809663I'm hyped for the general and his good girl to hopefully mind break neytiri into a sex slave. hoping anyway
no hype and nobody will know anybody who watches it but somehow it'll make 2 billy
>>214809663These movies are bad.
>>214811638>bannedyou should be executedyou single handedly saved Flopatar 2: The Way of NoBucksyou are the sole reason people kept the hype
>>214811638>btfoing the mods this hardI always thought it was weird that you switched to spelling out zero instead of that big beautiful numeral 0 you had earnedfuck mods and fuck jannies
>>214812402Yeah I didn't even get to post that night. They banned my >1 day until Avatar: The Way of Water post for 30 days then had the audacity to pretend they were in on it the whole time the night of release.
Avatar 2 was the biggest piece of shit released in the past 5 years. It fucking had worse CGI than a 2009 movie
>>214811638based mod wrecker
>>214812930
This has kung fu panda 2 written all over it in that it's going to be the middest of the mid but praised endlessly by millennial sóys
>Neytiri sees Spider without a mask
>>214809663I don't think Avatar 2 had any hype either. It comig out kind of surprised me, as I don't think it was that heavily advertised either. And to this day, I don't know anyone who has seen it At least no one speaks about it in real world. But still, people knew about it considerig it made 2 billion.
>>214813576She will be angry at ayywa because of that.
>>214814401>all these years killing skydemons and Eywa betrays me like this!
>>214813895The only explanations are that the tickets cost 1 million each or that the 3d-movie frame rate flicker of the movie accidentally has a complete memory wiping effect like the Men in Black device. So the people you asked actually had seen it but don't know. Hell, maybe I saw it. that's spooky
>>214813576>>214814401Unless he's talking about what Neytiri ("She thinks that if humans can live here without a mask..."), seems like Jake himself will be like "FOREIGNERS FUCK OFF THEY WILL TAKE OUR JERBS"
>>214814412This, she will doubt and defy her, ayywa let her down so many times and then compromises her purity by integrating the blood of the skydemon responsible for so much destruction, she will then talk to the fire queen and get some of her arguments conforted by her."We can do without ayywa's injustice, we can forge our own path".
>>214814412I think about something, maybe the fire queen have some kind of influence power, maybe she mastered some kind of powerfull technique like she seem to with Quaritch.
kek
>7 movies for pocahontas in spacehard pass
>>214809963Please kindly post similar videos sir Anonamous, I love top notch voice game magnified by low quality audio recording gears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGP59lvJOdk
>>214809663>pregnant women and children to the frontlineswoke over 9000
It’s gonna make ALL the billies!
>>214813576>>214814412Eywa wants to see Neytiri suffer more
>>214815520punished Neyney
What is she doing to him?
>>214811638Mods are so fucking gay holy shit
>>214815542rape.
>Avatar 1: the real treasure of this world is that you can upload and download thoughts and consciousness! That's what makes this world so special!>Avatar 2: here's the dead villain from part 1 again. We downloaded his mind and uploaded it into this alien bodyDid I miss something or did part 2 totally negate what part 1 claimed to be the most special thing about the world?
>>214809663It will make me go to the movie theater first time in months so it will make a billion at least.
>>214815542Probably something like a battle of will power.
>>214815598Why would she do that haha
we used to be blue and shit
>>214815618humans can only make a copy of someone and download it into a new body. Recom Quaritch isn't human Quaritch. Eywa can do a direct transfer. Avatar Jake is human Jake
>>214815652But being able to copy&paste is better than only being able to cut&paste.
>>214815673not if you want to continue living in a big blue body
>>214815542Ultrarape
>>214815639she likes rape
How can people still bet against James Cameron? How many times do you need to be proven wrong?
>>214810508Why does it look so bad? Feel like it looks more obviously CG than 1 & 2
>>214809663Hyped here, you can't unhype me.
>>214816038It doesn't. it's literally the best cgi ever made.
>>214812519This is a major scandal
I'm only watching if it turns out the space cats are colonists too
i am a schizophrenic kinoisseur, my instinct tells me this movie franchise is cover for facial recognition/manipulation software. Under the guise of this needless, beyond comprehension for greenlighting, film, US military can funnel funds. My bet is congress age. You could keep a senile congressman in office, few recorded releases but not Ai, supreme level deepfakes. Fake ransom videos. I refuse to believe the market demanded these many films. By this mentality, then gone with the wind should have 100+ entries by now
>>214816038it's a compressed webm clip taken from a compressed youtube video.
>>214809663It looks good sure but I dislike pretty much every character in this franchise
im going to be a contrarian and say that valerian flick with the nepo baby and worst actor duo i have ever seen on screen, still is the best CG done, including both avatars
>>214809663The endless amount of seethe these movies cause chuds is very amusingSee you guys when it hits 2 billies minimum
>this is my step-son?
I got the Avatar Blu-ray boxed set from goodwill but my Blu-ray drive won't read the 3 hour cut and there's no 3d :(
>>214810710There's actually a movie coming out by the warcraft movie director about a blue guy who lives on a planet where humans need masks to breathe. It's called rogue trooper. It's based on an old comic.
This is it. Jimbo can't possibly keep this up. He will be chased out of Hollywood and marvel will reign supreme.
>>214815542Isn't that like her sticking her wussy onto his peener?
>>214816598>No mommy Varang, don't torture my puny human cock! Ahhhh!
They're totally making love in Avatar Fire and Ash
Jake is captured and raped in human prison. Lo'ak is with the fish people now. Tuktirey is a Wind Trader. Kiri is captured and killed by the Ash. Spider is turned into a hybrid. Neytiri suffers.
>>214817826That would be bestality, at least Jake waited to get a Na'vi body before fucking Ney.
>>214817909Kiri doesn't care. She's already an autistic bullied halfbreed. No normal Na'vi wants her anyway.
>>214815900>>214817022chekd
SEX MOMMY SEX SEX SEX MOMMY SEX
>>214809663the second one was genuinely bad
>>214810170not the same anon but nobody talks about avatar it’s crazy. I know it’s easy to scoff the criticism “no cultural legacy” but considering the original is nearly 20 years old and nobody talks about it? It’s strange
>>214818307She's gonna make me OOONA!
>>214810969I didn’t even watch the trailer because the second one sucked ass and I have no interest in the franchise going further. The first one was fun but that was nearly 2 decades ago
>>214818381Everybody talks about Avatar. You just block it out to suit your narrative. And people avoid you since you have Avatar Derangement Syndrome and immediately start seething that they like something you don't. These normal people don't force their preferred choices onto you. I know, that's blowing your little mind.
>>214815985It’ll make a lot of money but that doesn’t mean it’s “good”
>>214816469The opening scene when they’re forming the space station and the virtual market were cool. The rest sucks
>>214818439>Everybody talks about Avatarno, nobody does. it's like fireworks, people see it when it happens but soon forget about it and don't recall it as anything memorable. it's fast food
>>214817178I bet she is into dirty talk, post-orgasm torture, couple with prostatic electro-stimulation and mindfuck.
>>214810508I think the Avatar 1 is overrated and Avatar 2 is kinda bad and the visuals for this new one look like a PS5 game. But something about it piques my interest to where I won't wait as long to watch it on home video as I did for Avatar 2.
>>214811638You're not abatap
What possessed Cameron to plan 5 movies about these generic blue aliens? The first one was perfectly fine on its own
>>214818500Space sci-fi on a single planet is boring. Imagine if the entirety of SW or ST took place on a single planet.
>>214809663Ash Na'vi and Oona Chaplin's character look boring as fuck but it's still gonna make a billion at least.
Is this the third movie? What the hell is marketing doing?
>>214810508Looks real
>>214818722>fuck em they’ll see it anyway!!interesting to see if it works out for them
>>214818450Kek, we're reaching extreme levels of cope here
>>214818745the real cope is “it made a lot of money so it must be good!” which is exactly what you’re saying
>>214818770the reality they make a lot of money because they're good.
>>214818662SW and ST are some of the worst franchise around. Extremely childish in all ways. They haven't been good for thirty years. This is actually intelligent, original scifi that's blowing away everything in the box office. You don't have to be so jealous.
>>214818722saying "there is a new avatar movie" and not much else, because good products sell themselves. heavy marketing is only needed for weak products.
>>214810508>>>/v/ is over there if you want to get nostalgic about PS2 era cutscenes
>>214818802jeet bait detected
>>214818735>Avatar 1 december 2009>Avatar 2 december 2022>Avatar 3 december 2025tfw 2022 was 13 years ago
>>214809663Cope. lol
>>214818069If the leaks are true she actually died halfway through the film?
>>214818786NTA but there is zero chance I will pay to see this in theaters and I go to the movies all the time. Already have my Trom tickets pre ordered even. I would have been PISSED if I had to sit through that boring slog that was Avatar 2. Goddam thing was ten hours long. Just cgi fish and whales non stop one extended shot after another....fucking boring. You couldn't pay me to sit through multiple hours of that shit.
>>214818810>he says smirking as his epic insult while jerking off to le perfect superman cgi and soifaces
>>214813576>jake will never caress you with his gigantic demon blood handsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>214819026Oh noes! How can it make all the billies if You won't pay to see it! This is a disaster!
>>214819026too bad brown tickets don't matter right
>>214814412>jake once again having to be the voice of reason among his savage adopted racehe's still human deep down
I have been disturbed by avatar since I read the wiki and it says that cameron or someone else intended for eywa to be like a read-only computer and when jake 'transferred' to his avatar at the end of the first film he actually died in his human body and him in his avatar body is essentially a clone
>>214816598snusnu with fire mommy
>>214811638This is not anything to be bothered by. This site is shite now anyway. Filled with third worlders and idiot kids.
>>214819072Jake's gonna get his butthole blown out by giant Amp Suit dicks in RDA Prison.
>>214819134Neyney is bipolar. Her craziness/sweetness shifting is what makes her so sexy
>>214819134>raised his children with human valuesneytiri got cucked
We need the ranger and D boys to kill these blue skinnies
>>214810508Imma get fuckin stoned and transform myself into a bluecat its gonna be awesome
NANTI
>>214809663no hype, but will make 2 billion box office
>>214819134Jake is a chud that thinks humans will replace na'vi if they're allowed to live on Pandora though
>>214819491NAVI
>>214819737he's sort of selfish in that respect>noooo only I can adapt to the ways of eywa and smash blue pussy even though my being here was because my brother randomly died and I lucked out on getting his bio-engineered avatar body, too bad for the rest of the 6 billion members of the human race who are on a dying earth
>>214809663Wrong. I'm going to pirate it as soo as I can.
>>214815639These closeups with her staring directly into the camera, are fucking unsettling. It feels like she is about to fuck me in the ass, haha. I am watching this in 3Dee btw.
>>214817826Look at Kiri's face, this is the face of a woman happy that she will finally he able to have sex with the guy she has crush on.
>>214819817He doesn't think only he can do it. In fact, several dozen other humans and Avatars abandoned humanity to stay on Pandora. We will see them in this movie likely get arrested too. Jake just knows though that anyone with these corporations will never stop, respect the planet and the current status quo. They will destroy, pollute, consume, and breed endlessly until it's all used up then look for the next one. And he's right.
>>214819948Siggy and Jack Champion had to do it for real, by the way. Unsimulated as Siggy put in her contract. Gets the best motion capture, you see.
>>214818307The entrance to her hut is a vagina btw
>>214819957let's be real though, he does not reflect at all on humanity's fate and is solely concerned with the welfare of the na'vi which is a little strange honestlyI know earth is a hellscape and he was badly treated and his life is way better now but come on, you'd think he'd at least think about itthen again he did absolutely nothing to prepare for humanity's eventual return and is a bit retarded overall
the sullys are actually pretty boring- I want a film regarding the true hero of the avatar franchise- norm spellman
>>214819817He is still reasonable too. One person there is okay. Even 1000 people here will fuck the planet up in 10 years. Breathing there is a gift but not an invitation door. While we are on that topic - how the fuck will Kiri x Spider kid would look like if he will never get Avatar? That would be some abomination.
>>214811638>forbid we have fun.they really do seem to have a problem with any threads even on topic that devolve into anons just having too much of a good time. i mean it's typical of the type of character that'd seek out these kind of roles but fuck. i guess they're all just newfags or something who don't know where the fuck they are at.this is why positions of authority always just gotta be given out on some random lottery bullshit or even hereditary monarchies are a better dice roll than opening up the process.
>>214818722You don't see much marketing for Chanel, Ferrari etc, when the product is that good the minimum is enough.
>>214820011Norm better have a Na'vi wife this movie or so help me CAMERON!
>>214820011don't the old PS3 game & the new one for PS5 actually focus on other characters then then?
>>214809963>Dinotopia im dead
>>214809663its gonan bomb, its only got 5 million trailer viewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma1x7ikpid8That is abysmal for this third installment, finally this is the end
>>214809663>No hypeWe had these same threads before the modestly successful Avatar 2.
>>214810508serious question how did they make this look realer than real life? I'm genuinely concerned at how higha. level cameron do this and seems to be the only one, even Thanos looks dogshit next to this
>>214820017>how the fuck will Kiri x Spider kid would look like if he will never get Avatar? That would be some abomination.
>>214820387>yall trolls posting in a nigga thread
>>214812930Yea you must gleacoma or something get your eyes checked i work in vfx it was fucking phenomenal even corridor crew say it's next level
>>214820353just bought another 10 pre-order tickets, thanks for reminding me
>>214814438>"FOREIGNERS FUCK OFF THEY WILL TAKE OUR JERBS"holy fuck i love this film now
>>214819817It’s more that Jake was a fluke. They typically aren’t sending non-scientist crippled soldiers and then having them learn to fucking fly a goddamn dragon while falling for the princess of a tribe. Or even people who’d want to live the ways of the na’vi. And shit, just plugging quarrich into a na’vi changes him.
>>214819996He does reflect on humanity’s fate. They killed their mother and now they’re dead set on killing another planet. For short term profit.
>>214820353I don’t need to watch a trailer. I already know everything I need to know about avatar 3.
>we don't need your demon technology humans! mother eywa will provide>aaaaaaaaahhhhh save me spellman, my daughter had a seizureinooooo ???
>>214820505but why does jake get blue pussy and I don't
>>214820664actually Jake called in Norm. Neytiri chased them out
Why is the marketing team for Avatar ripping off Warcraft box art????
>>214820692Neyriri so mean to Norm. He gave up his whole life to save her people and planet. Risked getting shot my machine guns and bombs to drive away the sky people. And she couldn't even be bothered to get him a cute wife ;_;
>>214820353>its gonan bomb, its only got 5 million trailer views6.4 million, but I agree that is low.
>>214819894>It feels like she is about to fuck me in the ass, hahahaha that would be so wierd, imagine haha
IT'S HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g8oNf8lg8w
>>214816598OH NO NO NONONONOLOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
>>214820903The red hot vulva symbol, she is in heat.
>>214820894does this guy have a brain disorder or something that causes him to cry when he watches trailers
>>214820804he might have a na'vi family actually, depends on if you believe in the comics or not
>>214816598I thought humans couldn't breath their atmosphere
>>214820981so did she
>>214819894
>>214820970I feel bad for that fat pajeet that didn't have an avatar
>>214820981Hmm, almost like you'll have to watch the movie to find out?!
>>214819134His race kills much smarter peaceful innocent races so the rich among them who exploit them can live longer to do more of the same. In this universe humanity just lives like retard zombies with tech. Chimps live more respectable lives.
>>214821066jake only changed his ways through a) luck and b) exposure- what makes him so specialfor all their kumbaya shit, the na'vi aren't really humanitarians
I'm starting to feel bad for the corporate goons
>>214821066Still rooting for humans to exterminate those blue pests
>>214821192This is what happens when you sign up to do the dirty work for giga corpo jews.
>>214821066Spider will get rejected by kiri and be taught true xeno hate through his father, and with his newfound knowledge of how to adapt human biology to pandora, will lead a massive invasion force to settle the planet by forceHAIL SPIDER, HAIL OUR PEOPLE
>>214821292>fast forwards 1000 years later>na'vi are confined to reservations where they mostly run casinos
>>214811638Abatap is Russian and died before 2020.
>>214821292>be taught true xeno hate through his fatherYeah, about that... so Quaritch kinda went native for that delicious Ash Na'vi red pussy. He's on their side now and doesn't like humanity's goals much either
>>214810508Varang is too cute to be evil
>>214809663you retards said the same thing bout way of water ,it made 2 billi without breaking a sweat
>>214821634Your "good" cute girls have no dominion here. It is the time of evil cute girls!
>>214811638How you reacted when way of water got delayed?
>>214809663I don't hate these movies, I have no opinion on Avatar, but why is /tv/ so defensive about it? Is it just contrarianism or are you guys unironic furries?
>>214820684because he got lucky.giving you blue pussy isn't economically viable
>>214820962you have a brain disorder that causes you to give a shit about ecelebs
>>214811638You are based. Go forth and conquer, my brother. I'll see it in theaters on opening night.
>>214813576Imagine when he’ll plow kiri
>>214822356She's his daughter.
>>214809663Such a big hook of Avatar was the continual contrast of Jake Sully's human identity, the real world vs the exotic world he was entering. But Cameron shot the whole load in one movie so to speak, and now is forced to abandon that premise and do four movies of the exotic world.
>>214822549Adopted daughter. She's Grace's soul from Grace's womb. Not blood to Jake at all. And when Na'vi girls go into heat, they NEED relief
>>214822753Oh yeah, you're totally right. You know better than the guy that makes big billies every movie. If only he had you as an advisor!
>>214822817>Once a movie makes billies it's immune from criticism
>>214822817It was a gut feeling after Avatar 2 like, this isn't hitting the same as when Neytiri's enormous hand stroked Jake's human cheek
>>214822863yeah. besides, they're doing that with quarrich
>>214809663Well, they're doing a dogshit job at promoting it. First trailer was a disjointed mess of poor editing. Second trailer was good but the marketing has completely dropped the ball on this.
>>214822994i am aware of the day it is in theaters, therefore they are doing a good job of promoting it.
>>214822994Avatar is like your star wars movies used to be. It doesn't need promotion. It comes out, everyone sees it and it makes bank. No one needs to be convinced to go see something amazing. All it does is spoil the movie so retards like you can claim "le good promotion"
>>214820981They couldn't. But the planet's overmind worked some sort of space magic on Spider.
>>214811638sybau cuck
>>214820981it would be in line with the movie's themes if spider simply adapted to the atmosphere the way a person can slowly adapt to higher levels of oxygen, that would be poisonous otherwise. There is absolutely no way the facemasks are air tight. just good enough.this in contrast to the colonists just burning everything that produces the "poisonous" atmosphere.
Tuktirey is a Wind Trader now. She will kill so many sky demons and Ash Na'vi
>>214824068she is pointless and she should have died instead of neteyam
>>214824190Tuktirey is the key to all of this!
there was an avatar 2?
>>214815520suffer so well until neytiri loves it, neytiri as throatgoat queen
>>214815598you can't rape dudes, unless you're fugly or another guy. dudes are usually willing to get freaky
>>214815652think of the technology you're referring to, copies of an original, therefore can be enhanced or duplicated, moreso than the original.
>>214815683you can copy and paste a ridiculous amount of big blue units all loaded with the generals ever changing and adapting personality. eywa is finished and she doesn't know it yet...
>>214809663>No hypeThe first two movies made around $2-3 Billion each.... and I don't remember the second movie getting much hype either.As long as these movies are pulling in Billion dollar numbers, they'll keep coming.
>>214815906so does he...
>>214819987>Giant phallic totem directly out frontFire na'vi know what's up
>>214821817neither have dominion, the age of disciplined cute girls is upon us
>>214809663you faggots will cope hard, this crap will earn billions, its an irrelevant saga, no cultural impact, blah blah blah, but it will make a lot of money as always, fuck off
I doubt Avatar is a franchise anyone is getting tired of at the moment. As long as these movies are breaking over the billion dollar mark they'll keep making them."Way of Water" is the third grossing movie of all time... and the marketing of that movie was practically non-existent.
What is she thinking here?
>>214825421>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish
>>214825421She loves Monkey Boy. Very happy to see him continue to live, breathe their air, and finally join in riding animals. Kiri's a sweet gal
he WILL be back
>>214825567He was the most handsome Na'vi character. The most likeable too. I miss him greatly.
NEYTIRI in THE CAT THAT SOLD THE WORLD
>>214825421>It's so nice to see him finally be able to connect physically with another creature. I will be the one he connects with next!
>>214825596he will return and he will make Neyney happy again
>>214825421>Breeding with Spider>Mutant Eywa babies with Spider>The Shimmer did nothing wrong
>>214825835Kiri is already an Eywa mutant. Eywa put Grace's soul into the Avatar womb and made her pregnant
>>214825421spider is nonsensical because the na'vi have like ape levels of stamina and also have carbon fiber bones so can be tossed around by their environment, you're telling me this little boy can run and jump around just like the na'vi? I don't think sobut I am willing to put this all aside if there are scenes of him plapping kiri
>>214825567because they planned to kill him off anyway my boy neteyem got zero decent moments in the film, annoying because he was way more interesting than lo'ACK
>>214825612how much more can she suffer
>>214825421Wait, shouldn't Kiri be twice the size of this human?
>>214815589lol
>>214816598looks like she pinched his tiny human cock.
>>214825899The gravity is 1/3 of Earth's and it's supposed to be that he's always running around with them and used to it. They'd still easily throw him around if it got serious, but he can keep up running, jumping, and playing.
>>214810508Its going to make $3 billion
>>214826144Three billies?! That's insane.
>>214825421Funny how they put these scenes back to back.Good Sorceress and Evil Witch.Son and Dad.They will plap these bitches 100%.
>>214810614I saw one of the MCU movies in 3D and the only 3D thing that was noticeable was they kept popping out Black Widows ass in 3D every chance they got. I guess that was something.
>>214827786Basically every 3D movie except avatar is post-process 3D
>>214809748Bevacause there's no hype behind A3 and it's going to flop hard
>>214828123What you’re confusing for “hype” is paid marketing/astroturf, which avatar has proven twice it doesn’t need.
>>214820996How come Avatar, with 2000s CGI tech looks more vivid and realistic than 2025 Abatap the last Airbender the Fire Nation?Way of Water and this look washed out, more obviously "CG" generated. Is it some sort of different level of uncanny valley where rendering everything for real makes it look less convincing than all the tricks they used to cover things up back in 2009?
>>214828366Like, this shit looks like a PS4 action adventure game you'd see playing on a screen at Target or some shit
>>214828445>MIDI wood flutes and drums playing in the background
>>214828445>>214828471Cameron got too cocky with the bright lighting which still has yet to be mastered
>>214828471Don't threaten me with a good time anon
I will not lie and as it is... Second movie is shit because le humans are so dumb that they cannot use weapon of mass destruction>B-but they want to save the world for themYeah lol, we have orbital bombardment, bioweaponry, fire based weaponry (Napalm) and some chems that will not have a longer effect in the future. And no, there is no restriction for using such toys anymore. And this whole dumb shit about living with Navi in peace and be changed to live on Pandora that movie wants to force so much is dumb too. Not a single normal human being would want that, nor does this planet can take so many refugees. Basically just these 2 things is why I think its not worth the wait and hype. Only cool designs and other new stuff such as the fire tribe is good though.
>>214829755>Not a single normal human being would want that,Why? It looks comfy af.
>>214809741>Cameron spent too much time under the seaNow he's in luck here, under the muck here...He might find it hotter under the water
Quaritch got raped
>>214809663I'm going to get stoned and watch this in IMAX 3D because this is all these movies were made to achieve. They are amusement park rides presented in a movie theater. Watching them at home is pointless. >Go to the biggest screen possible>Smoke or ingest edibles or some hallucinogen>Have a good time for a few hours... >Forget the story almost immediately. >See it again, just as high, with different friends... or on different drugs.
>>214829828Sorry but why would you drop all your life to live like an ape? I mean yeah, they do have some basic stuff, but in the end its a meaningless life. Even biologically we are not meant for this. So yeah, at the end of a day I better nuke a blue roach that attacked me first when I was just doing my digging business, instead of wasting all that shit that my kind invented for sake of what, morall? I am not playing some edgy shit here, its just a basic logic. Simple version: All this shit that Pandora/Eywa gives is not worth it. Want a cool jungle planet? Humanity can do it since they have a cloning tech to fix the mistakes of the past. End of the story.
>>214830043>drop all your lifeLife is miserable if you're not a millionaire objectively, I wouldn't miss any of it if I were to ride dragons and bang 10/10 blue puss tax free everyday.
>>214810000Based. Fuck our enemies.Go woke, go broke.Go Nazi and make bank
>>214810273>don't like Marvel. Recognizing that orc panther's and captain Marvel's box office numbers are fake has nothing to do with Marvel. How many random people would you have to ask before you can find anyone that can name a single character from Avatar? Thousands? Millions? Fake box officeFixed it for you
>>214810495It's because you know members of satan's chosen people are trying to make a hell on earth
>>214813576>FUCK MY BLUE INCEL CHUD LIFE! EYWA SAVE ME! HIIISSSSSSSSSS!
>>214820050Call the hook noses what they are:Satan's chosen people
>>214819983Lucky bastard, I don’t care how old she is I want to fuck Siggy raw and get her geriatric pregnant
Eywa will give the humans the ability to breathe the air and commune with Her in return for them changing their ways just like She did for the Na'vi when they arrived in their own spaceships millennia ago, from Alpha Centauri B.
>>214830683The Na'vi were like the Humans. Advanced technology and destroying worlds. They decided to return to primitive life and made Eywa so they'd be watched over and their descendants would be ensured not to go back on that destructive path. They could live in paradise eternally then. The Humans will learn how to enslave Eywa and make her do what they want. And mining the metal likely will kill Eywa permanently as it powers Eywa.
EYWA? More like EWW UGH 'cause she's so disgusting and lame amirite bros?
>>214815542electro-psychic rape
>>214830683The trailer makes it look like Eywa is not as nice as previously described. I doubt Cameron is willing to demystify her like Lucas did with the Jedi, considering the backlash that got. We'll see.
>>214815638that sounds a hell of a lot like rape to me
>>214830921>is not as nice as previously describedNo, she's not an actual God-being like they thought. The Ash Na'vi just became disconnected from her since their tree was destroyed, and Eywa didn't have the power to do much against the volcano. The Ashies are the equivalent of religious folk demanding God do such and such miraculous thing then turning into Atheists when he doesn't do what they said. Regardless, they're discovering Eywa's true nature is more technological and for a specific purpose made by their ancestors
>>214830938does this look like the face of a rapist to you?
>>214830683sounds like a threat, eywa won't kill you, if you submit. how bout no parasite
>>214815542>this is how Na'vi do femdomhot
>>214831042>The Ashies are the equivalent of religious folk demanding God do such and such miraculous thing then turning into Atheists when he doesn't do what they saidAshies are space jews?
>>214831067it looks jew, so probably
>>214831042In the trailer she says Eywa turned her back on them. Then we see her transforming Spider into a "native" human. She's choosing sides.
>>214831067yes. but thats a good thing
>>214809663It's a film for young children, isn't it ?
I saw the little preview where the airship guy was speaking without any native accent and he was calling stuff starboard and port, and I know we're supposed to hear things from Jake's perspective now and he understands the language but it just felt weird
>>214831608It's a film enjoyable by most of the family.
>>214831144Eywa is taking a liking to the humans because they remember how to build starships, unlike the Na'vi who have forgotten.What would a goddess need with a starship, you ask?That's a very good question
blue cat sex
>>214809663any updates on Alita2?
>>214832626someone explain why (((evolution))) made sideboob more enticing than full on frontal boob nudity, it's not even close too
>>214832626Explain to me how they drive this thing without a wheel. With all these ropes, it has to be a pulley system which is you guessed it, a wheel.
>>214832785>With all these ropes, it has to be a pulley system which is you guessed it, a wheelNot necessarily, the ropes could just be used to fasten knots meant to gauge gas outlets ie steering
>>214832708It tastefully implies without crassly revealing.
>>214832785>he doesn't know about the tricontagon (technically not a wheel)get ackshually'd bitch
>>214832785same way they drive everything else connecting alien tendrils
>>214815624Why?
>>214833193Why watch it on my 75" when I can watch it in glorious IMAX?
>>214833091Not very hygienic
>>214809663Zero Cultural Impact
>>214832626Something weird about that kidHer hair doesn't look right for a na'vi
>>214833296I feel this for every Sully.
>>214832785It just werx
>>214833296no bully Kiri
>>214809663I can tell it’s fake
>>214833431So it she still played by Sigourney Weaver?
I find it baffling that Cameron has spent the remainder of his life working on this stuff. Money cannot buy taste.
Apparently Alpha Centauri A probably does have a gas giant in the habitable zone, and like other gas giants it probably has moonsProbably all airless shitholes though
>>214832959makes sense, the mind always paints the undisclosed as ideal, then the real thing is less than so, always. unintelligent lifeforms have it too good, they aren't burdened by the platonic, they can just go apeshit at the sight of the as-good-as-it-can-get
>>214833447Of course. Like mother, like daughter
>>214833469Cameron is autistic about this stuff. He made it all fairly plausible and decently realistic to a point. I want a return of the ISVs!
>>214831072Eywa mostly left them alone until they invaded hometree
>>214833519>most interesting part of the movie>all to just tell us it destroyed the location that was fought over for in a whole movie and now we have to move on to the next movie's plot after a timeskipWhat the fuck did Cameron mean by this? Give me more of this.
>>214833519The ISV ships were based on the Valkyrie design by Charles Pellegrino. Quite realistichttps://archive.is/pw7wh#selection-773.0-773.15
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>>214833589Well yeah, it showed that Humanity isn't to be fucked with. Just because Jake could rally a few clans of na'vi with dragons, doesn't mean they actually stand a chance of stopping Humanity. It took the Humans like fifteen years to gather their fleet but when they returned, they're coming back with a vengeance and going to be sticking around. Jake and his group can't do anything but hit and run attacks on the fringes after that. It's not very interesting seeing that story since the Na'vi would just lose. Cameron knows where the real movie-driving story is, which was following Jake trying to protect his new family from being slaughtered by the Recoms.
>>214833519Since there's only 50% earth gravity at best, couldn't you just land payloads much less destructively using a small rocket, or even a (may god forgive me for uttering the words) spaceplane?
>>214833519Is it plausible? What are these things powdered by that they can level the whole forest?
>>214833720Antimatter. They are brought up to speed with beamed propulsion from gigantic laser banks in solar orbit near Mercury, then they decelerate using onboard antimatter reserves. It is fairly realistic.
>>214833716...the destruction is the point. They are blasting a hole in the forest for a clearing free of enemies and defenses. They then built their new city fortress there.
>>214833776Oh okI've never seen either of these moviesThe /tv/ threads are enough for me
>>214833776You can tell they're evil because they're using factories with 1940s style smokestacks belching evil fumes into the sky evilly
>>214815542Now I know why the CG looks so off, they fell for the anti-soul gas meme and added fog to everything.
>>214833982Fog adds depth which increases realism. Also anon posted a heavily compressed version of it.
>>214815542that fire looks like shit
>>214811638This is legitimately making me madFuck mods, fuck jannies
