You get to become a film director, but you must direct a movie starring these three guys as your main actors. What kind of a film do you make? What are their roles?
A film about psychological experiments on people.
You could definitely make a dark comedy about these types of guys. Imagine a movie about a guy who cried in a trailer reaction and it went viral so now he has to cry all the time and his wife loses all respect for him. He quits his office job but the views start declining so he starts begging her to do onlyfans. It starts off as sexy cosplay shots, but it escalates to porn. He tries to do a scene with her but he can't get it up on cam. She suggests they hire a stunt cock and he reluctantly agrees because he needs the money to pay the mortgage on the new house. She eventually divorces him and he starts drunkenly livestreaming and becomes a lolcow. One night he's at the lowest he's ever been and he doesn't even know how to express genuine emotion anymore. He blows his head off with a shotgun on stream.
>>214811618i hate this webm so much. I wish I hadn't clicked on it.
three best friends are investigating who fucks their wives. turns out it's a black guy with huge cock, they all have micros. directed by james gunn
A snuff film
A man is unable open his onions bottle 'cause he lent the opener to his wife's boyfriend. The quest to open the bottle results in a wacky adventure and lots of comedic hijinks.
>>214811618Those three are cast as ordinary buddies who gradually become heroes that defeat a wannabe superhero who turned supervillain because not enough people watched the latest Superman movie to guarantee that it gets a sequel.
They made onions youtube reactors woke
Give them all superpowers, have some 70s hard rock for a soundtrack, give them cheesy lines, throw in a bunch of explosions, the goal of the movie is to save the world from utter destruction by finding the glowie thing maguffin. You know, the usual crap they would get excited over seeing.
>>214811618>that webmPEAK MILLENNIAL NUMALEFAGGOTRY
>>214811864about a third and a half of this post is basically the plot to picrelated
>>214813096would
>>214813325>a third and a halfIn other words about half
>>214811864what's funny is I was a third and a half expecting one of those fags to an hero in the the webm. I suppose that's a hard OP to keep up, but it made me chuckle how similar they all look
>>214811618>three numale millennial men are faced with a predicament when a nuke explodes over top the city of Los Angeles>they're forced to survive when all power is knocked out across the city and surrounding areas>an estimate from the LADWP is given by a staff member at a Whole Foods market that a bunch of residents are gathering food at...>five years>they have five years to get everything back up and running>more nukes go off atop major cities in the US and Canada>there is now nowhere else to run>the trio of numales is thrust into a fight for their lives when their homes are raided by militias>they're forced to give up their E-rated video games, shitty inject-molded figurines, and their s*y supply if they are to survive>all three of the men, even after making many sacrifices to protect their families, ultimately die in the dumbest ways possible>numale 1 explodes after attempting to fix a propane tank to a grill during what should've been a peaceful hideout dinner>numale 2 accidentally shoots himself when his bullet, intended for a militia man he makes enemies with him earlier in the film, bounces off a street lamp pole and hits him in the center of his forehead>numale 3 attempts to swim to Hawaii for help but ends up getting devoured by sharks>the movie ends with a clip of numale 1 dancing with his not-Nintendo Switch while a somber version of My life is like a video game plays during the credits>post-credits scene shows an Earth reclaimed by nature>it's over
>>214811618I wish I could like anything as much as these guys like their slop.
>>214811618Green Elephant remake
