DOA
>>214819127>is that a woman?>ayeeee
>listening to a bad fake Russian accent for 2 movies
I assumed they would kill off all the Chunderbolts in the first ten minutes to show how heckin' scary Doom is
>>214819192ScarJo abandoned it after only one movie even though her character is supposed to be a red-headed Russian.
>>214819127>Marvel still insisting on characters that no one cares aboutWhen will they fucking learn
>>214819127>charisma vacuum fat womanlet main character >this will sell our movieman.
>>214819127the audience is just itching for another flick with a terribly acting pig
i thought disney was desperate to get more male viewers? do they really think this will do it?
>>214819254spies are supposed to blend in
>>214819678that would make sense if she would randomly swap back and forth with accents depending on where she is an who she talks to. But that'd require competent directors and her not phoning in every role since the end of the first Avengers film.
>>214819630They think they can ride the Colbert and Kimmel train into next year I can only assume
Florence Pugh is too stubby to play Black Widow
/tv/ is a FloPugh board
>>214819127>>214819630Yelena is just the one token new character from Phase 5 that gets to have a big role. That way Marvel can lean on the popular old actors and characters while remaining in denial that everyone hates Phase 5.
>>214820480she's literally the one to have appeared the most in this entire saga (Black Widow, Hawkeye, Thunderbolts), and audiences still don't give a fuck about her.
>>214820388Let the pus flow, sis-thers!
>>214819127>feigi says movies failing because noone watched the TV shows>puts tv show characters in all the line upLol
every bit of news points to a clusterfuck
>>214820863so basically, every scene he's gonna be in, he's gonna be wooden, emoting poorly, and out of sync with every actor on screen, his body language wont match in a subtle way etc.Its gonna be that scene of Vin Diesel and Dwayne standing "face to face" but at a weird angle for 10+minutes of film eh? lmao
>>214819184More like:>Is that a female character that has been repeatedly rejected by the audience?>REEEEEEEEEE, FORCE HER INTO MORE SHIT, WE'VE GOT CONTRACTS!
Are they still trying to make it up to black widow?
>>214820863>Alan CummingWhat an unfortunate name.
>>214819127By default this means her husbando Bob will have a huge role too.
>>214821326jim cummings too.
>>214819600Is this an edit? Why does this cgi look so fucking bad?
>>214822675No its not an edit the CGI in the movie is just that fucking bad
>>214819224The rumors are doom somehow takes control of the thunderbolts and they fight for him. Maybe the avengers looking down at them as shown in the thunderbolts post credits scene leads to that
>>214821174no, disney wants you to forget about black widow because they hate that the first famous superheroine was a sexy spy and not some fridge shaped assassin
>>214823396No, it's because ScarJo is a cunt and nobody wants to work with her
>>214819127I liked Yelena, but I also think Flo is cute so I'm biased.
>>214819741I would pugh the shit out of florence holy shit.
>>214819600this is the worst movie of the whole bunch and her acting in this is fucking gutter tier
>Be chubby woman>Don't even have big titsWhat's the fucking point?
>>214824491She's got to look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy naked. I don't doubt there's some who have that fetish out there.
>>214824769Yeah, me.
>>214819600>Kal El NO
>>214824255You’re just being objective, she’s perfect in every way.
>>214824491pugh would be deadly if she had big jiggly tits...not advocating implants cause they're probably harmful but imagine
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>>214825924I'm willing to sacrifice myself to make it happen.
>>214823265Doom would use them solely because of Sentry, even a Congressman super soldier like Bucky probably wouldn't satisfy his ego.
>>214819127Love Pugh. But I'd take all this news, her, Pedro, all of it with a huge helping of salt. When you have 30+ characters/actors, just one person cannot be the focus of these films. Sorry, Pughchads.
>>214819254When did Scarjo ever use a russian accent?
>>214823203The movie became worse as it went along, like they got news of the pandemic and everyone was aching to turn out the lights and go home.
>>214819127I don't care what any /tv/ contrarians say:Florence Pugh is a talented actress who is mildly cute. Of the active actresses today she's at LEAST top 20 in acting skill. She's no Emma Stone, but she's still great and I enjoy her FAR more than seeing Zendaya or ATJ wherever I turn.
>>214826609Iron Man 2.Ever Anderson played a Young Natasha in the "Black Widow" film, and both her and the young Yelena actress spoke American English. So if we're getting technical here, Russian is Natasha's + Yelena's second language.
>>214826560We just have to make Dune 3 gross $1.5 billion and Disney won't resist to go full Pughmania.What I like most is how Shang-Chi isn't being brought up, that was supposed to be the biggest, newest lead.
>>214826818>Iron Man 2Post the scene cause I'm only seeing her talk american
>>214826868I also love that Shang Chi and Eternals flopped so hard. If we're building to an Avengers payoff, none of those characters should even be involved. Let alone the Fantastic Four. But at least the F4 are tangentially related. These fuckers made "Marvel's Katy" an Avenger. Sick bastards.
>>214826941OK I'll take your word for it then. I wasn't the anon you were talking to anyway. Just wanted an excuse to post Ever. Have a great wknd!
>>214826818>young Yelena actressViolet McGraw, who also played young Yelena in Thunderbolts. I hope this means Yelena grew up learning moves from Steven Seagal movies.
>>214819127>(Via: MyTimeToShineHello)
>>214819127Oh my god is this capeshit STILL going?
>>214827168Capeshit is currently at least pretending to go through a healing cycle of better movies.
>>214827096>Violet McGrawI like that chick and very cool combo of her and Ever. Has a prequel ever spawned it's own prequel? They totally need to do that. And soon, because I saw Violet in M3gan 2.0 and her clock is ticking.
>>214819716Kinda funny how no one wanted a ScarJo solo project especially after her death but the feminists at Disney just had to have it and then the fucking bitch sued them in court for the film flopping hahahaa!
>>214827601She needs to be retrieved definitely, even if she needs to do the zoomer stare.
>>214827873>She needs to be retrievedWhat does that mean? I promise i'm American but plz explain, sir.
>>214819127>comics filled with interesting and crazy superpowered people with all sorts of genders and ethnicities>could choreograph cool fight scenes of said characters using their crazy powers >”PLEASE like Hawkeye and black widow PLEASE”
>>214819600it's realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNGTNJZVMI
>>214827951Her last movie M3gan 2.0, flopped. Her older sister Madeleine is starring in a Black Phone sequel this October, right on time for Halloween season. Time will tell if it's a movie most nobody wanted either, Blumhouse movies have been doing pretty badly lately, that might change at least by the time the Five Nitghs at Freddy's sequel comes out.
>>214826242Can't wait to see how many Oscars this critically acclaimed big-budget flop manages to scoop up. Big prestige movie for Disney.
What kind of people still care about capeshit in 2025?
>>214819127I like Pugh but this character sucks and is just TEMU Black Widow.They should have made her Songbird at least.
>>214828192It's among the best movie from the Disney plus flop sweat era. Almost all the characters are from TV shows or same time TV debuting time eras, or Bucky who peaked in a movie around a decade ago, and Sentry debuted in comics when I was barely out of being a teenager. At least they seem to be learning.
>>214828177>Five Nitghs at Freddy's sequelKenny is supposed to be in that, but not a starring role. So you can do the math. Wait, did they actually kill anyone in FNAF? I might be confusing it with that Nic Cage knock off.
>>214828383Thunderbolts was absolutely dreadful, a complete waste of time and nothing happened whatsoever. It would have been acceptable as the first two episodes of a 10-episode television series.Sentry was completely botched.
>>214819600she has 0 powers how did she survive this?
>>214828518I wanted more Pugh too but what can ya do?Fun Fact: the dude in picrel is the guy you know as Warlock (GOTG3)
>>214828518You might have a point about how Marvel was too contaminated by TV stuffs at that point but I still feel they did their best against that, at that point.And Sentry was actually probably one of the best/most interesting comics adaptations in a while, especially because comics don't even use him right now, preferring to transfer his powers to multiple people. It seems like hiring Sentry's creator is what it takes to actually adapt Bob Reynolds.
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>>214829044Is this a monsterpiece, or merely a masterpiece?
>>214828772oink, oink little piggy
>>214828772She's physically repulsive to look at.Can't believe Andrew Garfield licked her gunt.
>>214819127>having a weaker waifu avenged by her nigh-omnipotent and corrupted husbando, Bob Reynolds.Disney is learning from anime after they beat them this year with Demon Slayer.
>>214819127it's DOA because they've completely lost the fucking plot (literally).Thunderbolts* was good exactly because it wasn't like every other Marvel movie, but even then it dropped the ball on what people actually want to see.they have some very good characters set up, like Walker (massacred) and Spider-Man (on his last legs), but other than that, they are really scraping the barrel.the Sentry is a comically shit character whose only purpose on-screen was to provide an emotional resonance box for Yelena. having said that, they've written themselves into the corner since now Yelena's whole character exists by proxy via a sort of adoptive family.the Avengers were (at first) a team made up of different characters, while the New Avengers are a single character made up of multiple people.
Goyslop
>>214821140Except everybody thought she was the best thing about that Black Widow movie. Completely mogged the title character.
>>214819184yes, women simply don't belong in action.
Kang would've prevented this
>>214828573because women are strong you heckin chud
>>214819600Holy shit this looks like the Sharkboy and Lavagirl movie from 2005, they paid hundreds of millions for this?
>>214819127Haven't been watching these movies for years but I thought she died after saying "this was fun".
>>214820863What is this movie even about? In phase 1-3, it was all building up to the infinity war with Thanos, but what's the story this time around? I fell off around the latest Ant-Man movie.
Oh no bros
>>214819600That acting from Scarjo was Kal-El, no! Level of bad
>>214819127Was Bar Paly too busy to be Yelena?
>>214827677>and then the fucking bitch sued them in court for the film flopping hahahaa!She sued Disney for putting the movie on Disney+ immediately. She had a percentage of the box office, and the mouse instead paid her $20 million when they settled.
I'd take her over that bird nigga as the leading role desu
>>214829264Love to see Pugh get anally gang banged.
>>214819184an ugly short woman
Fuck Marvel
