Mel Gibson is producing a miniseries about the Great Siege of Malta (1565), one of the most heroic episodes in Christian history.The story depicts how around 700 Hospitaller Knights resisted the siege of approximately 40,000 Ottoman soldiers, in a decisive clash for control of the Mediterranean.
should be based, also imb4 turks and leftists review bomb it.
>>214819827>700 Hospitaller Knights resisted the siege of approximately 40,000 Ottoman soldiersCall it 700
wasn't fairthe knights had AR-15's
>>214819827>in a decisive clash for control of the Mediterranean.OP, the pirate Redbeard ran the Mediterranean back then. The Christians never stood a chance.
>>214819988>review bombing is bad when it happens to me
>>214819827It'll never get made, just like his Lethal Weapon 5 and Passion 2.
>>214819827>700 Hospitaller KnightsSpain was there too because somebody had to the work, it was 2600 soldiers + 3k Maltese militia and a bunch of slaves vs 30-40k Turks.
>>214819827>miniseriesFuck yes. So we're talking at least 3 or 4 maybe up to 8 hours of pure /ourguy/ KINO
after hacksaw ridge I'm not really trusting in mel anymore
>>214820536he's simply stating a reality.and you can't call him a liar so you resort to this instead, tragic homosexual
>>214821072Cope harder.
>>214820691He should just combine the two and release it as Lethal Passion Weapon 7.
>>214821110I feel your pain
>>214820536they're still shitting and vomiting themselves to death because of Apocalypto over on Letterboxd
>>214819827https://de.xvideos.com/video.mtltiie9ee/houston_500_620_weltweit_grosste_gang-bang-rekord-guinnes □
>>214819827https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Ness https://youtu.be/TDrq-jkKFmU?si=MXVWJGj8GkuZuhvN
i love uncle mel
>>214819827very nice.also: i'm spitting on Scott's Kingdom of Heaven.
>>214819827I went to Malta recently and there were Indians everywhere. I don't think I saw a single Maltese person.
>>214822323Those were Maltese, they are the brownest Europeans.
They really need to block all traffic from India.
>>214819827>Mel Gibson is producing a miniseries about the Great Siege of Malta (1565), one of the most heroic episodes in Christian history.>The story depicts how around 700 Hospitaller Knights resisted the siege of approximately 40,000 Ottoman soldiers, in a decisive clash for control of the Mediterranean.Kinda mad how Turkish running on horse back won all of this, its just like lord of the rings but irl, they were beaten at Vienna sure too bad Polish people got betrayed and had all their land carved in half by the very people they had all saved from 1000 years of ass rape
>>214822458>trust Christian kings>get betrayedAmazing how this keeps happening
>>214822458Ironic thing is that the Ottomans never recognized the partitions and even accepted Polish migrants who escaped after the November Uprising. They even founded a small village called Adampol.
>>214819827The Patriot and Braveheart are too corny to watch and I assume this will be like thatMaybe if it's hyper authentic like Apocalypto and the Knights Hospitaller aren't written to be relateable cheeseball good guys instead of having an alien mindset that would wipe their asses with some megachurch goober
>>214820009Kek, dummy.
>>214819827>The story depicts how around 700 Hospitaller Knights resisted the siege of approximately 40,000 Ottoman soldiers, in a decisive clash for control of the Mediterranean.Do you know a single thing about medieval warfare and logistics? Why not 50k? Why not 60k?
>>214819827Mel is washed
>>214819827I want to watch some christkino.I never finished Knightfall (and I probably will now). But have watched most of the usual stuff like kingdom of heaven, the passion of the christ and all the catholihorror movies pretty much.What should I watch? I'm really into medieval europe right now. Should I do Borgias or Tudors? or is that just nonsense? I also never finished the young pope. I need to save something for Holy week marathon though.
>>214823393New Pope is amazing. Nefarious is a bit preachy but probably the best pro religion movie released in last decade, neither are period pieces though so might not be exactly what you are looking for.
>>214819827why are brown people so weak?
>>214823686Same thing that brought down the Roman empire brought down the Ottomans. The roman emperors and Ottoman sultans kept being betrayed by their corrupt bodyguards and replaced with weak rulers who would increase the pay of the Praetorian guard and the Janissaries.
>>214823686Sure....
>>214823764>dude look at this event where slaves beat each other for the entertainment of their masters and are awarded pieces of metal for their brain damage top kek
>>214823686The Ottoman expeditions, with their planning and logistics, were unmatched since the days of the Roman Empire. When they failed, it was usually to overextension or other natural factors rather than the strength of their opponents. Like every other empire, they eventually declined because of a combination of factors, such as apathy and corruption.Now it is easy to claim claim that a brave dozen crusaders killed hundreds of thousands of Ottomans in a single battle. In the future Talibans will claim a dozen of their holy warriors killed thousands of Americans and single handedly stopped the invasion.
>>214823902>In the future Talibans will claim a dozen of their holy warriors killed thousands of Americans and single handedly stopped the invasion.The Taliban literally did stop ZOG, though.
>>214821170>alternate history where christ comes back in the cyberpunk 80s and they have to protect him from the neo-romans (cyberzionists)that would be unbrindled, deranged kino we don't deserve
movie, too shorttv show, too longmini-series, perfect
>>214823923Technically they did, but because of lot of other factors rather than just killing every one of the occupation forces
>>214819827is Mel getting dangerously close to making a vlad movie?
>>214820040based Knights
>>214821170Jesus Christ: I'm getting too old for this shit...
>>214823764>Oh look my country got the most medals at that meme sport my country just happen to have invented, how cool !!
>>214822534jews never mentioned in most stories involving betrayal... except biblical ones. hmm the silence is deafening
THIS IS MALTA
>>214823686they breed and behave like roaches, hence no adaptation to them as a people. just a bug life
>>214819827aw FUCK yeah I went to the museum in Malta and just reading the written accompaniment to the exhibition material was incredibly gripping... real video game shit with different legions of masked warriors, Hierophants, eunuchs, and Jannisaries storming the keep in waves and being desperately repelled by the based Knights of Saint John
>>214819827this is good news
>>214824237Movie about Vlad from the Ottoman perspective would be great.>A small group of Janissaries and Sipahis crosses the Danube, creating a bridgehead against all odds, while thousands of savage Balkan mountain men throw stones and sticks >Once the army crosses, the enemy hides in the woods, refusing open battle.>Vlad launches a night attack, burning tents and causing a small commotion.>In the end, Vlad surrenders to the Hungarians and is imprisoned, choosing that over facing the Ottomans.
