Roman women looked like that?
more like gaius claudius jobber lmao
ancient greeks and romans were blonde and blue eyed
What do venomous roman boobies feel like when I rest my head on them?
roman women only dressed this way for Big Dark Sycthian men
>>214821168Roman-Britons maybe yeah.
>>214821223Fat elf
More like Lucy Flawless.
>>214821168New show comes out in December, bros. Looking forward to seeing Claudia's tits
>>214821168>>214821673She has some of the nicest tits I've ever seen
Kino show.
>>214822776>comes to Varro pregnant with another man's child and he rightfully drives her away>Varro finally apologizes and vows to accept her cuck baby as his own>Varro dies>Aurelia shows up as a slave, childless, saying she had the baby removed from her concernBitch, you couldn't have done that a bit sooner?!
>>214821673
>>214822220cor
>>214823718I hope to die like this.
>>214821168>>214821673This bitch got me diamonds every time she was on screen. Any chance she appears in house of Ashur? I know there's some alternate timeline stuff going on
someone post the juicy one in the collar
How do you respond without getting crucified?
glaber should've wifed her up 2bh
but what about
>>214824713And what of Captain Cossutius?
>>214824859And what of Numenorean Redneck Cossutius?
b-but wwhat of good solonius?
>>214824915And what of upper middle class Cossutius?
>>214824681I think she's already dead by the time the Ashur timeline diverges.
such a kino show.
>>214821168Only the prostitutes who used urine to bleach their hair blonde.
>>214824783I thought this was Hailee Steinfeld at first glance
>>214821168They may. Either they bleached their hair using urine's ammonia or they used blonde wigs made with german slaves' hair.
>>214825973
Yeah
>>214825222Adoring Fan phenotype.
>>214821168pointless nudity the show
>>214826836Its the only way they could compete with Rome
>>214826836>pointless nudityno such thing.
For me it was Lucy Lawless
>>214821168>Roman women looked like that?No in reality the Roman noble women were chaste and would have looked to our modern eyes as if they were practically in burkas. They would not have had all of their hair showing and definitely no cleavage. This is all a modern invention to make Rome and by extension Europeans look like one big constant whore house.
>>214827545Ancient greeks complained that their women were wearing see through silk in public, presumably with no underwear.
>>214827785What a time to be alive.
>>214827785Ancient Greeks really were a bunch of queers.
>>214827785And despite that, Greece was homoland. What the fuck is wrong with them.
>>214821232>sarrr
>>214828055>egyptian tomb portraitsunironically what did joao mean by this
>>214828055why did you post a bunch of jews
>>214828102Can you even differentiate an egyptian and a shitalian? They look alikeAlso >not a nordcuck in sight
>>214828132Then Post a real roman instead of a barbarian larp
>>214827979I think its like the Zoomer Effect, like how zoomers hate sex in movies. If you live in a world where every woman's version of yoga pants is see through silk dresses and you've probably smelled ten stanky vaginas in your life, you would start hating women so much its unreal and start losing your lust for them.
>>214828166huehuehue brbrbr?
>the shitskin started spamming his wojaks again to try to stir infightingclassic. meds and nords are tired of brother wars.
>>214821168No, they looked way better
>>214828229https://antiguaroma.com/blog/
>>214821168>NoThe Romans were all disgusted by their women they all turned into faggots amd pedophilesRomans rather fuck eatchoter than their women>Facts
>>214828599>looks like a med Lol
>>214821168mommy
So beautiful, I love the hairstyles they wore
>>214829731>Wanna know how I got these scars?
that one bath slave with the big milkers looks like my gf
>>214829749The answer is usually christians
>>214829787Christians are not jokers
>>214829787>the answer is usually the feminine anti-violence religionwhat did he mean by this?
>>214829787>>214829824hehe
>>214829834The pagancuck/neoatheist paradox that can't decide if christians are passive cucks or violent monsters
>>214829731>me and the girlies gossiping about your little dick
>>214829731Still beautiful.
>>214829834>>214829872Gee I wonder who could have been behind this?
>>214830148Ok but if Christianity is this meek passove religion what does that say about Paganism if they were conquered by it?
>>214824783Soft agree. She was fixable.
I actually thought my nigga batiatus would make it out of the first season
>>214826836In terms of the dudes, def. Movie gets too gay here and there. Hollywood Jews love to pretend everyone was a gay back in the day.
>>214830244What do you mean by conquer? It just became mandated as a state religion and spread to most of Europe out of pure convenience. It mostly spread through Rome by being an absolute fucking nuisance if we're honest. The Romans just couldn't crucify enough of them no matter how much they tried.
>>214821673The snake appears, walking upright as i- hhhnngg
>>214830310>it spread because it was mandatedOk so Pagans just rolled over and abandoned their faith without a fight? Thats even worse
>>214821168I'd be roamin' all over those women if you catch by drift
>>214829872Neither. Were the only ones with a chance to enter the narrow gate, tough guy.
>>214821168>Romans >brunettes dyed blonde
>>214830348Yeah kind of like Christians do now. That's history for you. Why do you keep capitalizing the word pagan?
>>214830371Yes that's historically accurate.
>>214830414I was there, it's definitely not.
>>214830643>I was thereWho wrote the Historia Augusta?
>>214821955BASED! can't wait
>>214830348Christianity was a pagan religion. Pagan just meant rural religion practiced out in the villages and shit, versus the urbanised religions of the cities.Later it flipped when Christianity became the main religious force and then everything else became pagan.
>>214831093Everything you said is wrong and retarded. Early Christianity was quintessesially urban and owes much of its success to this fact
>>214831093That is not what pagan means. There are specific pagan gods. If someone is a monotheist but doesnt follow Christianity does that make them a pagan?
>>214830386The same reason I capitalize Christianity. I respect both religions, but loathe religious debates
>>214831279>There are specific pagan gods.No there fucking isn't.
Ilythia Spartacus mask sex was still the highlight of the show and very necessary for the plot
>>214831303"Paganism" isn't a religion.
>>214831307You dumb nigger, who is Odin? Wotan? Thor?
>>214829297>dude from the mediterranean looks mediterranean
>>214825973Anglo mutts have weird dysgenic faces. Is it the Jewish genes or the splash of native cheddar man cannibal genes?
>>214831334Norse gods.
>>214831279You worship a specific tribal god of a schizophrenic desert people lmao. You venerate their history and ancestral lines. You make the modern average pagan look sane.
>>214831447Who cares all religions are false anyways
>>214831334Odin and Wotan are the same thing btw
>>214831279>That is not what pagan means. There are specific pagan gods. If someone is a monotheist but doesnt follow Christianity does that make them a pagan?Yahweh is a pagan god just like any other, his Greco-Roman analogue is Dionysus/Bacchus. Jews just got super particular about only worshipping a specific patron god instead of the entire pantheon that included names like Dagon or most notably Baal who pops up a million times in the Old Testament.
>>214831474>Be wrong>Pfft who cares anywayslmao based retard
>>214831511Be wrong on what? Calling every religion fake and gay
>>214831474>>214831529>tips fedora
>>214821168>romans are 00's aussies and kiwisfuck yeah cunt and what of good ausboganus>>214826708oh fuck cannot unsee LOL
>>214824551you really donthorrific way to go
>>214830854>ashur is the whitest guy there besides the oldfag>hes jewishclown world, im sure its gonna be degenerate roman kino tho
>>214831555
>>214831313one of the sexiest most fucked up scenes everkino
>>214831497>Yahweh is a pagan god just like any other, his Greco-Roman analogue is Dionysus/Bacchus.Thought it was Zeus/Jupiter, seeing it's a sky-storm god, especially notable when the latter is called Jove which is pronounced exactly as Yahweh (Yee-oh-oo-ay). But I understand the Dio link as he was sometimes addressed with the second name Jao/Iao.
I'm just glad they're getting back to gladiators again. That's the best part of the show
>>214831994For me, it's Hoplomachus. Traxfags can suck my balls
>>214821168I believe in ancient Roman women's dresses all had their booba area completely exposed
>>214832028Scissor gonna fuck you up
>>214831994>>214832028>>214832099Retiarius is the most chad and it's not even close.
>>214832099>shieldless >scale armor (complete meme)>a fucking prostheticIt's over before it began
And what of Comerade Soloniev
>>214832142for catching fish maybe
>>214832266I caught your mom the other day.
>>214832418I took your ass like the woman you are
>>214831931>Thought it was Zeus/JupiterYahweh was a subordinate to El, if anything it mirrors Odin and Thor than Yahweh being Zeus/Jupiter.
>>214832568>Yahweh was a subordinate to ElMaybe in the very beginning when their polytheism was more clear cut but their monotheism did away with El, Yahweh just became the standard patron deity unsubordinate. Dionysus' is more of a redemptory character so more appropriately identified with messiah imho
>>214821673I want her to sit on my face.
>>214830148>someone engraved a giant lowercase "T" Strange indeed ....
>>214828055This is Ptolemaic Egypt, not Rome.
>>214831313>>214831668What was fucked up about it? I've never watched the TV series but fapped that scene on xvudeos
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
>>214832869Its a case of mistaken identities , Its been a long time since Ive seen Sparticus , but I think she thinks its a different man , and it turns out to be Sparticus who she hates for humiliating her husband. That may be totally incorrect. My memory aint what it used to be
>>214832028>>214832099>>214832142Homomachus, Scissorfag and Retardius fear the Murmillochad
>>214821223YOU SEE?THE SHITPOSTER FINALLY LEARNS HIS PLACE BEFORE MEON HIS KNEES
>>214832963I inferred that they hated each other but wasnt aware why
>>214821673For me it was when she was pregnant
>>214833038>Murmilloids literally can't explain how they're different from Secutrannies
>>214824783She fucks her brotherwhich was based
>>214828166>get it completely wrong>double downGuess that means italians were ancient pharaohs then, all hail my white nigga ramses the red (haired) where that bitch Isis and her fat booty be
>>214826836Better anon to be silent and only thought of as a fool, than to post and remove all doubt.
>>214832963>>214833046She thinks it's Crixus. When the mask comes off after fucking, Spartacus tries to kill her. Spartacus even came inside her and got her pregnant but she passes it off as Glabber's child. And Ilythia later masturbates thinking of Spartacus fucking her
Isnt this just temu game of thrones?
>>214833483Seems like the tower shield guys would have an absurdly easier time of it while the stupid ones like Dimachaerus or the whip/net bois would by far be the most fun to watch
>>214833656>tower shield guys would have an absurdly easier timethey're slow as fuck because of it. old roman saying "the nimble taketh all" not without reason
>>214821332>dark>scythianChoose one. Scythians ≈ goths/gotti. We wuz not scythians n sheeit copefag
>>214833656>taps shield
>>214833722cope more, timmy
>>214833595Correct. Rome walked so that GoT can run
>>214833916off a cliff
>>214832817>Ptolemaic Egypt>Bunch of dudes in toga virilis
>>214821561He was the most muscular Elf. Plus the other Elves around him were played by teenagers and twinks.
>>214832817It's neither. It's Byzantium.>b-b-but they called themselves RhomaioiFuck off and pay your denbts Petros
>>214833916Based.
>>214833747>Be Crixcus >the most popular and one of the most talented gladiators at the moment >fucking the shit out of your masters wife nightly>your masters wifes blonde hot as fuck friend wants you to ruin her womb as well>every other poor woman in the stands wants you to nut in them>cry yourself to sleep because you can't have the ugly black slave Was he dare I say, gay?
Why are women treated as objects back then? They are much capable as men, this is a fact
