Roman women looked like that?
more like gaius claudius jobber lmao
ancient greeks and romans were blonde and blue eyed
What do venomous roman boobies feel like when I rest my head on them?
roman women only dressed this way for Big Dark Sycthian men
>>214821168Roman-Britons maybe yeah.
>>214821223Fat elf
More like Lucy Flawless.
>>214821168New show comes out in December, bros. Looking forward to seeing Claudia's tits
>>214821168>>214821673She has some of the nicest tits I've ever seen
Kino show.
>>214822776>comes to Varro pregnant with another man's child and he rightfully drives her away>Varro finally apologizes and vows to accept her cuck baby as his own>Varro dies>Aurelia shows up as a slave, childless, saying she had the baby removed from her concernBitch, you couldn't have done that a bit sooner?!
>>214821673
>>214822220cor
>>214823718I hope to die like this.
>>214821168>>214821673This bitch got me diamonds every time she was on screen. Any chance she appears in house of Ashur? I know there's some alternate timeline stuff going on
someone post the juicy one in the collar
How do you respond without getting crucified?
glaber should've wifed her up 2bh
but what about
>>214824713And what of Captain Cossutius?
>>214824859And what of Numenorean Redneck Cossutius?
b-but wwhat of good solonius?
>>214824915And what of upper middle class Cossutius?
>>214824681I think she's already dead by the time the Ashur timeline diverges.
such a kino show.
>>214821168Only the prostitutes who used urine to bleach their hair blonde.
>>214824783I thought this was Hailee Steinfeld at first glance
>>214821168They may. Either they bleached their hair using urine's ammonia or they used blonde wigs made with german slaves' hair.
>>214825973
Yeah
>>214825222Adoring Fan phenotype.
>>214821168pointless nudity the show
>>214826836Its the only way they could compete with Rome
>>214826836>pointless nudityno such thing.
For me it was Lucy Lawless
>>214821168>Roman women looked like that?No in reality the Roman noble women were chaste and would have looked to our modern eyes as if they were practically in burkas. They would not have had all of their hair showing and definitely no cleavage. This is all a modern invention to make Rome and by extension Europeans look like one big constant whore house.
>>214827545Ancient greeks complained that their women were wearing see through silk in public, presumably with no underwear.
>>214827785What a time to be alive.
>>214827785Ancient Greeks really were a bunch of queers.
>>214827785And despite that, Greece was homoland. What the fuck is wrong with them.
>>214821232>sarrr
>>214828055>egyptian tomb portraitsunironically what did joao mean by this
>>214828055why did you post a bunch of jews
>>214828102Can you even differentiate an egyptian and a shitalian? They look alikeAlso >not a nordcuck in sight
>>214828132Then Post a real roman instead of a barbarian larp
>>214827979I think its like the Zoomer Effect, like how zoomers hate sex in movies. If you live in a world where every woman's version of yoga pants is see through silk dresses and you've probably smelled ten stanky vaginas in your life, you would start hating women so much its unreal and start losing your lust for them.
>>214828166huehuehue brbrbr?
>the shitskin started spamming his wojaks again to try to stir infightingclassic. meds and nords are tired of brother wars.
>>214821168No, they looked way better
>>214828229https://antiguaroma.com/blog/
>>214821168>NoThe Romans were all disgusted by their women they all turned into faggots amd pedophilesRomans rather fuck eatchoter than their women>Facts
>>214828599>looks like a med Lol
>>214821168mommy
So beautiful, I love the hairstyles they wore
>>214829731>Wanna know how I got these scars?
that one bath slave with the big milkers looks like my gf
>>214829749The answer is usually christians
>>214829787Christians are not jokers
>>214829787>the answer is usually the feminine anti-violence religionwhat did he mean by this?
>>214829787>>214829824hehe
>>214829834The pagancuck/neoatheist paradox that can't decide if christians are passive cucks or violent monsters
>>214829731>me and the girlies gossiping about your little dick
>>214829731Still beautiful.
>>214829834>>214829872Gee I wonder who could have been behind this?
>>214830148Ok but if Christianity is this meek passove religion what does that say about Paganism if they were conquered by it?
>>214824783Soft agree. She was fixable.
I actually thought my nigga batiatus would make it out of the first season
>>214826836In terms of the dudes, def. Movie gets too gay here and there. Hollywood Jews love to pretend everyone was a gay back in the day.
>>214830244What do you mean by conquer? It just became mandated as a state religion and spread to most of Europe out of pure convenience. It mostly spread through Rome by being an absolute fucking nuisance if we're honest. The Romans just couldn't crucify enough of them no matter how much they tried.
>>214821673The snake appears, walking upright as i- hhhnngg
>>214830310>it spread because it was mandatedOk so Pagans just rolled over and abandoned their faith without a fight? Thats even worse
>>214821168I'd be roamin' all over those women if you catch by drift
>>214829872Neither. Were the only ones with a chance to enter the narrow gate, tough guy.
>>214821168>Romans >brunettes dyed blonde
>>214830348Yeah kind of like Christians do now. That's history for you. Why do you keep capitalizing the word pagan?
>>214830371Yes that's historically accurate.
>>214830414I was there, it's definitely not.
>>214830643>I was thereWho wrote the Historia Augusta?
>>214821955BASED! can't wait
>>214830348Christianity was a pagan religion. Pagan just meant rural religion practiced out in the villages and shit, versus the urbanised religions of the cities.Later it flipped when Christianity became the main religious force and then everything else became pagan.
>>214831093Everything you said is wrong and retarded. Early Christianity was quintessesially urban and owes much of its success to this fact
>>214831093That is not what pagan means. There are specific pagan gods. If someone is a monotheist but doesnt follow Christianity does that make them a pagan?
>>214830386The same reason I capitalize Christianity. I respect both religions, but loathe religious debates
>>214831279>There are specific pagan gods.No there fucking isn't.
Ilythia Spartacus mask sex was still the highlight of the show and very necessary for the plot
>>214831303"Paganism" isn't a religion.
>>214831307You dumb nigger, who is Odin? Wotan? Thor?
>>214829297>dude from the mediterranean looks mediterranean
>>214825973Anglo mutts have weird dysgenic faces. Is it the Jewish genes or the splash of native cheddar man cannibal genes?
>>214831334Norse gods.
>>214831279You worship a specific tribal god of a schizophrenic desert people lmao. You venerate their history and ancestral lines. You make the modern average pagan look sane.
>>214831447Who cares all religions are false anyways
>>214831334Odin and Wotan are the same thing btw
>>214831279>That is not what pagan means. There are specific pagan gods. If someone is a monotheist but doesnt follow Christianity does that make them a pagan?Yahweh is a pagan god just like any other, his Greco-Roman analogue is Dionysus/Bacchus. Jews just got super particular about only worshipping a specific patron god instead of the entire pantheon that included names like Dagon or most notably Baal who pops up a million times in the Old Testament.
>>214831474>Be wrong>Pfft who cares anywayslmao based retard
>>214831511Be wrong on what? Calling every religion fake and gay
>>214831474>>214831529>tips fedora
>>214821168>romans are 00's aussies and kiwisfuck yeah cunt and what of good ausboganus>>214826708oh fuck cannot unsee LOL
>>214824551you really donthorrific way to go
>>214830854>ashur is the whitest guy there besides the oldfag>hes jewishclown world, im sure its gonna be degenerate roman kino tho
>>214831555
>>214831313one of the sexiest most fucked up scenes everkino
>>214831497>Yahweh is a pagan god just like any other, his Greco-Roman analogue is Dionysus/Bacchus.Thought it was Zeus/Jupiter, seeing it's a sky-storm god, especially notable when the latter is called Jove which is pronounced exactly as Yahweh (Yee-oh-oo-ay). But I understand the Dio link as he was sometimes addressed with the second name Jao/Iao.
I'm just glad they're getting back to gladiators again. That's the best part of the show
>>214831994For me, it's Hoplomachus. Traxfags can suck my balls
>>214821168I believe in ancient Roman women's dresses all had their booba area completely exposed
>>214832028Scissor gonna fuck you up
>>214831994>>214832028>>214832099Retiarius is the most chad and it's not even close.
>>214832099>shieldless >scale armor (complete meme)>a fucking prostheticIt's over before it began
And what of Comerade Soloniev
>>214832142for catching fish maybe
>>214832266I caught your mom the other day.
>>214832418I took your ass like the woman you are
>>214831931>Thought it was Zeus/JupiterYahweh was a subordinate to El, if anything it mirrors Odin and Thor than Yahweh being Zeus/Jupiter.
>>214832568>Yahweh was a subordinate to ElMaybe in the very beginning when their polytheism was more clear cut but their monotheism did away with El, Yahweh just became the standard patron deity unsubordinate. Dionysus' is more of a redemptory character so more appropriately identified with messiah imho
>>214821673I want her to sit on my face.
>>214830148>someone engraved a giant lowercase "T" Strange indeed ....
>>214828055This is Ptolemaic Egypt, not Rome.
>>214831313>>214831668What was fucked up about it? I've never watched the TV series but fapped that scene on xvudeos
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
>>214832869Its a case of mistaken identities , Its been a long time since Ive seen Sparticus , but I think she thinks its a different man , and it turns out to be Sparticus who she hates for humiliating her husband. That may be totally incorrect. My memory aint what it used to be
>>214832028>>214832099>>214832142Homomachus, Scissorfag and Retardius fear the Murmillochad
>>214821223YOU SEE?THE SHITPOSTER FINALLY LEARNS HIS PLACE BEFORE MEON HIS KNEES
>>214832963I inferred that they hated each other but wasnt aware why
>>214821673For me it was when she was pregnant
>>214833038>Murmilloids literally can't explain how they're different from Secutrannies
>>214824783She fucks her brotherwhich was based
>>214828166>get it completely wrong>double downGuess that means italians were ancient pharaohs then, all hail my white nigga ramses the red (haired) where that bitch Isis and her fat booty be
>>214826836Better anon to be silent and only thought of as a fool, than to post and remove all doubt.
>>214832963>>214833046She thinks it's Crixus. When the mask comes off after fucking, Spartacus tries to kill her. Spartacus even came inside her and got her pregnant but she passes it off as Glabber's child. And Ilythia later masturbates thinking of Spartacus fucking her
Isnt this just temu game of thrones?
>>214833483Seems like the tower shield guys would have an absurdly easier time of it while the stupid ones like Dimachaerus or the whip/net bois would by far be the most fun to watch
>>214833656>tower shield guys would have an absurdly easier timethey're slow as fuck because of it. old roman saying "the nimble taketh all" not without reason
>>214821332>dark>scythianChoose one. Scythians ≈ goths/gotti. We wuz not scythians n sheeit copefag
>>214833656>taps shield
>>214833722cope more, timmy
>>214833595Correct. Rome walked so that GoT can run
>>214833916off a cliff
>>214832817>Ptolemaic Egypt>Bunch of dudes in toga virilis
>>214821561He was the most muscular Elf. Plus the other Elves around him were played by teenagers and twinks.
>>214832817It's neither. It's Byzantium.>b-b-but they called themselves RhomaioiFuck off and pay your denbts Petros
>>214833916Based.
>>214833747>Be Crixcus >the most popular and one of the most talented gladiators at the moment >fucking the shit out of your masters wife nightly>your masters wifes blonde hot as fuck friend wants you to ruin her womb as well>every other poor woman in the stands wants you to nut in them>cry yourself to sleep because you can't have the ugly black slave Was he dare I say, gay?
Why are women treated as objects back then? They are much capable as men, this is a fact
>>214833467>That scene in season 2 where Spartacus has Ilythia as a hostage and trades her back to Glaber in exchange for his captured gladiators and tells him that every time he looks at Ilythia and his child he will think of Spartacus and the mercy he showed.Spartacus knew what he was doing when he said that. Absolute cuck kino.
>>214834180Yeah but torpedo tits is a slave too, and she'd be available after the revolt
>>214821232roman women dyed frequently their hair, even in spartucus and rome they show them doing that.
>>214832476For me, it's the nameless extra peeking out from behind Claudia Black
>>214833747k i n o
>>214831403Cope and seethe
>>214827979Greece didn't have a single set of norms for female dress or behavior. Many Greeks practiced strict segregation of the sexes and covered women up when they went out in public, and it was these Greeks who went a little prison gay due to never seeing the female form during their formative years.
Illithiya owes me sex.
>>214833766What do you think this AI picture proves, jeet?
Does anyone in this thread stand fucking roman?
>>214835704but ofcourse I do. Only true Roman
Did Random Film Talk make you binge the series?
>>214821232During this period it had become fashionable for women to wear blonde wigs whereas previously blonde hair was associated with prostitutes
>>214835704I do. What of it?
>>214832808>lower case "T">for "time to leave"
>>214835704Trve Roman thread for trve Romans
>>214835880Remove hand from board and prepare to meet your fate.
why are the Iranians doing a better job at Roman representation than the West?
>>214835956god, that is fucking depressingthe answer is a lack of hook nose subversion
>>214823718There's an anon spamming threads with your fate
>>214834364Your joking right
>>214830244The passivity was a sham and the Empire was so big that Rome was overwhelmed demographically by racial aliens.
Dude, gratuitous violence and sex scenes ever five minutes fucking rocks.
>>214821232>Lucius Verus had thick, blonde, curly hair, often styled in a large mass of curls, and a long, thick beard that he modeled after his adopted brother, Marcus Aurelius. He was known for his vanity, particularly regarding his hair, which historical sources suggest he enhanced by sprinkling it with gold dust.
>>214836016Good morning sar
>>214830348Pagans didn't have a singular faith or religion the way modern people think of it. They had a worldview that happened to include a ton of supernatural elements and folk traditions and cultic practices, but they didn't have any institutions or doctrines they could rally around to defend against a novel memetic threat. It's kind of like how Native Americans couldn't fight back collectively against Whites because they didn't have a concept of "Native American" in the first place and so couldn't even conceptualize the scope of the threat.
>christian cultists would routinely and systematically target the women, children and slaves (the uneducated class) with their pilpul with the aim of subverting the household's (both individual and that of Rome) order and virtuesso much for a religion of passive sheep
This is what Roman women looked like.
>>214836153form what century is this? it would be pre-Justinian, I know that
>>214821223>his strategies are perfectly reasonable>his only mistake is forgetting the setting's protagonists have superpowers and can fight off heavy infantry naked
>>214836157Depends on the period because Romans were largely replaced in their own nation during the Imperial period because all the slaves from the what we today would call the Middle East the patricians imported
>>214836236Ashur was kind enough to put on a demonstration of those superpowers for Glaber's benefit, and then drove the point home by explaining that he was the weakest of the superpowered naked guys. Glaber should have paid attention.
>>214835956because western intellectuals have spread the idea that the past is le bad and you should forget about everything that happened
>>214833483>>214831994which one is meta?
why do whites try to steal MED BVLL culture?
>>214836432See >>214836109 and >>214836253 modern Italians are descended from the Germanic tribes who conquered it and mixed with the locals after the fall of Rome while all the Middle Easterners left to go back to where they came from
>>214836432You live in a brazilian favela, joao, you're not a temporally displaced roman patrician
>>214836643>Germanic tribesyou mean Lombards?and for the rest of Italy that remained under Roman rule until 750AD?>Middle Easterners left to go backSicily?(you know fuck all, shut up)
>>214836692Lombards, goths, and vandals
>>214836707>Vandals in Italy>after the fall of Romewhat?Read Procopios
>>214836692>you mean Lombards?There was more than one German tribe involved in conquering and ruling Rome you stupid cunt>Sicily?Sicily was controlled by Arabs for hundreds of years this and was founded by the Greeks this is to do with the mass amount of slaves that replaced Romans during the Imperial age as clearly shown in this image >>214836253 that you're too retarded to understand>(you know fuck all, shut up)Clearly that's you given the archaeogenetics prove what I am saying you dumb cunthttps://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.aay6826
>>214836739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R9Qiej-Tqo
>>214836739>conquering and ruling Romenon of them did unless youre on about Charlemagne and even he put himself lesser to Constantinople.
>>214836778disgracefulcuck ass karl
>>214836761So it's a conspiracy now about Sicily being the Emirate of Sicily ruled by Muslims for a few centuries? Made up by historians was it? But what you posted doesn't even make sense since I am not saying Romans were all blond haired and blue eyed but after the fall of Rome the Germanic tribes mixed with the locals and that modern Italians especially in the north largely descend from them but I already posted proof of while you cry about it
>>214836778>Odoacer didn't overthrow RomeDone talking with you dipshit
>>214836824>after the fall of Rome the Germanic tribes mixed with the locals and that modern Italiansliterally isnt true when they only occupied some of the peninsula. The Exarchate of Ravenna existed.>>214836857you mean Odoacer who was told to rule as vassal by Zeno in Constantinople?
>>214836866>literally isnt trueI already posted the study that confirms it is true you stupid cunt I also posted an image from the study which shows it you fucking retard>>214836866Chose to style himself that way and succeeded by Theodoric but I guess he wasn't Germanic? He wasn't a Lombard so I guess he doesn't count since only Lombards settled in Germany according to you, you fucking moron
>>214836900>succeeded by Theodoricalso a vassal raised in Constantinople. clue up
>>214836236>>214821223actually that was the only historical part in the show, he had them cornered on a mountain and got BTFO>To begin with, the gladiators repulsed the soldiers who came against them from Capua, and getting hold of many arms of real warfare, they gladly took these in exchange for their own, casting away their gladiatorial weapons as dishonourable and barbarous. Then Clodius the praetor was sent out from Rome against them with three thousand soldiers, and laid siege to them on a hill which had but one ascent, and that a narrow and difficult one, which Clodius closely watched; everywhere else there were smooth and precipitous cliffs. But the top of the hill was covered with a wild vine of abundant growth, from which the besieged cut off the serviceable branches, and wove these into strong ladders of such strength and length that when they were fastened at the top they reached along the face of the cliff to the plain below. On these they descended safely, all but one man, who remained above to attend to the arms. When the rest had got down, he began to drop the arms, and after he had thrown them all down, got away himself also last of all in safety. Of all this the Romans were ignorant, and therefore their enemy surrounded them, threw them into consternation by the suddenness of the attack, put them to flight, and took their camp. They were also joined by many of the herdsmen and shepherds of the region, sturdy men and swift of foot, some of whom they armed fully, and employed others as scouts and light infantry.
>>214836915I like how you sidestep the irrefutable genetic evidence but I am now actually done talking with a bad faith lying dog cunt such as yourself
