What’s your record for most movies watched in 24 hours?
>>214821474Big fat tits flopping all over my cock
>>214821474She cropped out her bubble gut and love handles :(
>>214821622That's unfortunate.
>>214821474>when she has massive tits in the picture >But not big enough tk give a proper full dick covering oily titjob
>>2148214745
This one time, we rented a movie and we watched the movie. And then we watched again once. I think it was fight club or precious im not sure.
>>214821622For me it's profiles with six or more pictures which are, in order>a big full table at a restaurant with everyone looking at the camera so you can't know which one is her>selfie with two considerably more attractive friends>selfie showingly her from the shoulders up only>blurry artsy grayscale pic of nothing>her cat>her cat>full body shot revealing she is in fact a huge fat bitch, hidden at the bottom of the pile as if I'd never find out
>>214821739Hard mode: all photos are group shots with the same people in each photo
>>214821622yum yum!
>>2148214749 movies when i had cabin fever in 2020
>>214822041What’s cabin fever
>>214821474I bet she gets 100 matches per hour
>>214822213I'm going to guess more than that, depending on where she lives.
Watching the same movie 2 times in 24 hours feels cursed to me, like a bad luck thing, I just get a strong evil feeling from that
>>214821474Don't know, but I think I watched "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" 6 or 7 times over a three day period once
>>214821785If I see group photos I immediately assume shes the fattest/ugliest one
>>214822213I'm one of them.
>>214822355>he thinks she would match with him
>>214822384It's easy to match with fat chicks dude.
>>214821622>bubble guy and lover handles
>>214822400>>214822384>>214822213All women get attention for existing
>>214822337This is the honest to god truth. Multiple group photos means she is the fattest and ugliest ones. Hot chicks always have solo photos.>>214821622Bumble pro tip, if you click on the photo you see the full image instead of the cropped version (unless they uploaded a cropped version in the first place.
LOTR marathon with the extended cut for about 13 hours. Next I want to do 7 hours of Satantango one shot no breaks, no pause. Pure unadulterated kino for 7 hours.
>>214822670Not my problem.
>>214821474Op, I do hope you realize that is a kike and has a 6 million percent chance of being incredibly neurotic and pilled out on at least 4 different psych meds.
>>214822095It's like jungle fever only you fuck logs
>>214822723whom'st've????
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>>214822865I can’t view file names on iPhone
>>214823317Well then you deserve to suffer for being such a retarded faggot.
>>214823317
>>214823317Miss Deadly Red. Get a different phone, anon.
>>214823317fag>>214823412fag enabler
>>214821550In English, doc!
>>214821474THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE
>>214822271Watching a movie more than once is satanic.
>>214823317Yes you can just tap the file size and it will show up. Then kill yourself.
>>214823317>iPhone
>>214823317Yes you can. Stop using the fucktarded apps, it’s perfectly visible on browser>>214823412Your award, sir
>>214821474110lbs full body150lbs chest up180lbs face from high angle200+ top quadrant of face300+ anime profile picture
>>214824557You're retarded as shit
>>214822213They do. In fact, I'm kind of amazed I'm even getting regular dates from OLD, meaning I had to beat like several hundred other dudes. It's just sad
I got wine drunk and watched Sideways and then IMMEDITELY watched the audio track commentary right after - does that count?
>>214825075Okay demon.
>>214821474Big women aren't easy anymore. I match with thin girls and date them no problem, but I've always wanted to have sex with a larger girl. Last BBW I've matched with didn't want to go on a date because she wanted "to get to know me better first", but then responded with one word messages. Like, come on now, I'm not going to put that much effort into someone who could have sex with two guys at the same time and they'd still never meet
>>214821474booba
>>2148214741. I dislike films
2 or 3. Probably saw Trainspotting 4 or 5 times the within a week of first viewing.
I have watched the same movie 3 times in one day But record for most movies watched in one day is probably 4
>>214825246You're missing out.
>>214821474Six movies in 24 hours. Five of the same movie in 24 hours. Two separate occasions.
I watched the matrix 3 times back to back when it came out
>>214821739How many red flags do you think you raise when girls look at your profile?
>>214825375Don't even pretend these are the type of fat women on dating apps
>>214825528A girl once complained that I didn't have enough photos with friends on my profile. I tried to explain that when I'm out with my friends we actually do stuff instead of taking pictures of each other. She unmatched after that.
>>214821474I just watched Castle Freak 3 times in 24 hours
>>214825528I'm definitely triggering the "no friends" alarm and had one girl say directly "you're cute but you groom and dress like shit" also most my shit is close ups to hide I'm a fatass.
>>214823317>admitting to being a phoneposterLurk moar.
>>214825561They definitely are.
>>214825562Damn
>>214821474When I was a kid I watched Howard the Duck 3 or 4 times in one day.
>>214823451>>214824679womp womp
>>214823317rotate your phone 90 degrees
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>>214827085I see a high chance of cooming in my forecast
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>>214825041>200+ top quadrant of faceExamples?
>>214821474Titty
>>214823542Based and bessy
I never watched any film repeated in the same 24 hours. On a sidenote I matched with a girl on Bumble the other day and she was so hot. But my cock is not working properly lately and I couldn't get 100% hard. When she said I needed to use a condom my penis went to sleep and I couldn't get hard anymore.Fuck condoms. Imagine fucking a plastic bag.
>>214827346I love titcows
>>214827475Same bro. Same. I miss my titcow ex like you would not believe. I need to stop wasting time and find another one ASAP
I had to watch Cars 5 times in a row because my mum decided to take me to her friend's house and I was left babysitting that friend's kid who was autistic and just wanted to watch Cars over and over.
>>214821474When I was a kid I built a fort with my little like 15" CRT with VCR player attached to the wall like it was a flatscreen, but the only VHS I had on hand was The Road To El Dorado so I just watched that on repeat over and over.It probably explains my taste in women.
>>214821474This lady looks and speaks like Gregg Turkington
>>214825562kek based anon
>>214821474Back in 2014 I religiously watched the Bruce Lee movie The Big Boss over and over again. I probably watched it upward to 100 times over my lifetime.
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>>214823317>can’t view file names on iPhoneLMAO
Dating apps are such a drag... So many great females but no matches :/
>>214821474>picThese women are insufferable, most of the time, dont get tricked into dating a titcow autist until you can confirm she isnt a drug dependant bimbo (then just smash and pass)
>>214825528not him but ive paid professional psychologists to review my profile as to not arrise any suspicions from the nuerotypical women, but autistic sluts are just easy you dont even have to hide being MPD/psychosis from them you just need to avoid telling them directly
>>214821474I've spent 24 hours watching Ready Player One, someone else can do the math but it's way more than three.
>>214821739>>selfie showingly her from the shoulders up onlyThis. I lost count of the amount of times I got bamboozled because the bitches had pretty faces then turned out to be a whale. Also face filters should be fucking banned
>>214823317Kill yourself
>>214827475I’m dating a short girl with big saggy boobs and oversized areolas and it’s not great at all
>>214829302Your reverse psychology wont work on me, you fuckin liar. You're just trying to keep more titcows for yourself.
>>214829302I just started dating one of those. On my way to her place right now to fuck her all weekend. Shit is so cash
>>214825144I used to watch Army of Darkness every morning before work for like several months.
>>214828718The last one I dated was a fucking annoying vegan leftist, but she had massive milkers and a breeding fetish, complete with a cow pattern bikini and a cow horns headband.I would go back to plap her again in a heartbeat.
God dammit you guys this thread is making me horny but I don't wanna coom right now because i'm fucking a titcow in like 2 hours
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>>214830849lol thank you anon I needed that
>>214829919>>214829345Have some self respect
>>214830960For what purpose?
I only watch movies more than once if there is a director's cut or something.
>>214830960I respect myself enough to let myself enjoy titcows.
>>214831034Nasty
>>214831034Wife material
>>214831116Rarely have I seen a meme come so true.
>>214823317iTODDLERS BTFO
>>214831116WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD
