What’s your record for most movies watched in 24 hours?
>>214821474Big fat tits flopping all over my cock
>>214821474She cropped out her bubble gut and love handles :(
>>214821622That's unfortunate.
>>214821474>when she has massive tits in the picture >But not big enough tk give a proper full dick covering oily titjob
>>2148214745
This one time, we rented a movie and we watched the movie. And then we watched again once. I think it was fight club or precious im not sure.
>>214821622For me it's profiles with six or more pictures which are, in order>a big full table at a restaurant with everyone looking at the camera so you can't know which one is her>selfie with two considerably more attractive friends>selfie showingly her from the shoulders up only>blurry artsy grayscale pic of nothing>her cat>her cat>full body shot revealing she is in fact a huge fat bitch, hidden at the bottom of the pile as if I'd never find out
>>214821739Hard mode: all photos are group shots with the same people in each photo
>>214821622yum yum!
>>2148214749 movies when i had cabin fever in 2020
>>214822041What’s cabin fever
>>214821474I bet she gets 100 matches per hour
>>214822213I'm going to guess more than that, depending on where she lives.
Watching the same movie 2 times in 24 hours feels cursed to me, like a bad luck thing, I just get a strong evil feeling from that
>>214821474Don't know, but I think I watched "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" 6 or 7 times over a three day period once
>>214821785If I see group photos I immediately assume shes the fattest/ugliest one
>>214822213I'm one of them.
>>214822355>he thinks she would match with him
>>214822384It's easy to match with fat chicks dude.
>>214821622>bubble guy and lover handles
>>214822400>>214822384>>214822213All women get attention for existing
>>214822337This is the honest to god truth. Multiple group photos means she is the fattest and ugliest ones. Hot chicks always have solo photos.>>214821622Bumble pro tip, if you click on the photo you see the full image instead of the cropped version (unless they uploaded a cropped version in the first place.
LOTR marathon with the extended cut for about 13 hours. Next I want to do 7 hours of Satantango one shot no breaks, no pause. Pure unadulterated kino for 7 hours.
>>214822670Not my problem.
>>214821474Op, I do hope you realize that is a kike and has a 6 million percent chance of being incredibly neurotic and pilled out on at least 4 different psych meds.
>>214822095It's like jungle fever only you fuck logs
>>214822723whom'st've????
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>>214822865I can’t view file names on iPhone
>>214823317Well then you deserve to suffer for being such a retarded faggot.
>>214823317
>>214823317Miss Deadly Red. Get a different phone, anon.
>>214823317fag>>214823412fag enabler
>>214821550In English, doc!
>>214821474THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE
>>214822271Watching a movie more than once is satanic.
>>214823317Yes you can just tap the file size and it will show up. Then kill yourself.
>>214823317>iPhone
>>214823317Yes you can. Stop using the fucktarded apps, it’s perfectly visible on browser>>214823412Your award, sir
>>214821474110lbs full body150lbs chest up180lbs face from high angle200+ top quadrant of face300+ anime profile picture
>>214824557You're retarded as shit
>>214822213They do. In fact, I'm kind of amazed I'm even getting regular dates from OLD, meaning I had to beat like several hundred other dudes. It's just sad
I got wine drunk and watched Sideways and then IMMEDITELY watched the audio track commentary right after - does that count?
>>214825075Okay demon.
>>214821474Big women aren't easy anymore. I match with thin girls and date them no problem, but I've always wanted to have sex with a larger girl. Last BBW I've matched with didn't want to go on a date because she wanted "to get to know me better first", but then responded with one word messages. Like, come on now, I'm not going to put that much effort into someone who could have sex with two guys at the same time and they'd still never meet
>>214821474booba
>>2148214741. I dislike films
2 or 3. Probably saw Trainspotting 4 or 5 times the within a week of first viewing.
I have watched the same movie 3 times in one day But record for most movies watched in one day is probably 4
>>214825246You're missing out.
>>214821474Six movies in 24 hours. Five of the same movie in 24 hours. Two separate occasions.
I watched the matrix 3 times back to back when it came out
>>214821739How many red flags do you think you raise when girls look at your profile?
>>214825375Don't even pretend these are the type of fat women on dating apps
>>214825528A girl once complained that I didn't have enough photos with friends on my profile. I tried to explain that when I'm out with my friends we actually do stuff instead of taking pictures of each other. She unmatched after that.
>>214821474I just watched Castle Freak 3 times in 24 hours
>>214825528I'm definitely triggering the "no friends" alarm and had one girl say directly "you're cute but you groom and dress like shit" also most my shit is close ups to hide I'm a fatass.
>>214823317>admitting to being a phoneposterLurk moar.
>>214825561They definitely are.
>>214825562Damn
>>214821474When I was a kid I watched Howard the Duck 3 or 4 times in one day.
>>214823451>>214824679womp womp
>>214823317rotate your phone 90 degrees
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>>214827085I see a high chance of cooming in my forecast
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>>214825041>200+ top quadrant of faceExamples?
>>214821474Titty
>>214823542Based and bessy
I never watched any film repeated in the same 24 hours. On a sidenote I matched with a girl on Bumble the other day and she was so hot. But my cock is not working properly lately and I couldn't get 100% hard. When she said I needed to use a condom my penis went to sleep and I couldn't get hard anymore.Fuck condoms. Imagine fucking a plastic bag.
>>214827346I love titcows
>>214827475Same bro. Same. I miss my titcow ex like you would not believe. I need to stop wasting time and find another one ASAP
I had to watch Cars 5 times in a row because my mum decided to take me to her friend's house and I was left babysitting that friend's kid who was autistic and just wanted to watch Cars over and over.
>>214821474When I was a kid I built a fort with my little like 15" CRT with VCR player attached to the wall like it was a flatscreen, but the only VHS I had on hand was The Road To El Dorado so I just watched that on repeat over and over.It probably explains my taste in women.
>>214821474This lady looks and speaks like Gregg Turkington
>>214825562kek based anon
>>214821474Back in 2014 I religiously watched the Bruce Lee movie The Big Boss over and over again. I probably watched it upward to 100 times over my lifetime.
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>>214823317>can’t view file names on iPhoneLMAO
Dating apps are such a drag... So many great females but no matches :/
>>214821474>picThese women are insufferable, most of the time, dont get tricked into dating a titcow autist until you can confirm she isnt a drug dependant bimbo (then just smash and pass)
>>214825528not him but ive paid professional psychologists to review my profile as to not arrise any suspicions from the nuerotypical women, but autistic sluts are just easy you dont even have to hide being MPD/psychosis from them you just need to avoid telling them directly
>>214821474I've spent 24 hours watching Ready Player One, someone else can do the math but it's way more than three.
>>214821739>>selfie showingly her from the shoulders up onlyThis. I lost count of the amount of times I got bamboozled because the bitches had pretty faces then turned out to be a whale. Also face filters should be fucking banned
>>214823317Kill yourself
>>214827475I’m dating a short girl with big saggy boobs and oversized areolas and it’s not great at all
>>214829302Your reverse psychology wont work on me, you fuckin liar. You're just trying to keep more titcows for yourself.
>>214829302I just started dating one of those. On my way to her place right now to fuck her all weekend. Shit is so cash
>>214825144I used to watch Army of Darkness every morning before work for like several months.
>>214828718The last one I dated was a fucking annoying vegan leftist, but she had massive milkers and a breeding fetish, complete with a cow pattern bikini and a cow horns headband.I would go back to plap her again in a heartbeat.
God dammit you guys this thread is making me horny but I don't wanna coom right now because i'm fucking a titcow in like 2 hours
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>>214830849lol thank you anon I needed that
>>214829919>>214829345Have some self respect
>>214830960For what purpose?
I only watch movies more than once if there is a director's cut or something.
>>214830960I respect myself enough to let myself enjoy titcows.
>>214831034Nasty
>>214831034Wife material
>>214831116Rarely have I seen a meme come so true.
>>214823317iTODDLERS BTFO
>>214831116WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD
>>214823317>iT jUsT wOrKsPut me in the screencap, NIGGERReddit spacing for incoming reddit post
i keep hearing guys swipe right on everyone, but i only swipe right on like 1% of women. Do I have low T? no im not gay. I just see>basic bitch likes wine travel foodie, pass>have children, pass>insta whore advertising, pass>fat / undereducated, pass
>>214831316I swipe right on anyone I would fuck, and figure it out from there.
>>214831034great way to troll pajeets
>>214831356Based. You get matched then filter down
>>214831034I'd give it a shot desu.
>>214822400Dude have you checked the latest hoeflation reports
>>214831034I know my dream girl is out there. Somewhere.
>>214831396I think those reports are skewed by turbo shitholes like LA and NYC.
>>214831316>fat, undereducatedThat is my bread and butter, my guy. Smart chicks are a drag, only bitches I wanna fuck are dumb as a box of rocks so that they'll believe anything I tell themHot chicks are also a drag because they inevitably have a zillion orbiters and every dude on the planet is gonna try to fuck her behind your backAnd if she's hot AND smart, she WILL fuck them behind your back and get away with it
>>214822670Jesus
>>214831316>have children, pass>insta whore advertising, pass>fatThese are automatic nos I agree but I think you gotta swipe right on the basic bitches
>>214830393You have an hour and a half to kill before work?
>>214831421Seriously. If I somehow match with a fat chick in San Francisco, she wants me to go get tested first and bring paperwork, go get a covid booster, and be more attractive and rich and tall than I actually am, and will ghost and unmatch me the very second I say anything even slightly different than what she wants to hear.When I move my location to Sacramento and bump the radius to about 30 miles, I can get pussy that night from a fat chick and she'll thank me for it, and cook me a greasy breakfast in the morning.
>>214831116this is hotter lol fuck skinny bbw/ussbbw > stic>>214831517based i also did this but the aussie versionhate leftie chicks
>>214831469>>214831428>>214831356yeah I guess I dont really wanna fuck as much as meet someone... must have low T. Oh well
>>214831673Dating apps are not the way to meet someone serious, dude.
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>>214825375>Cellulite on the fucking calvesShut it down
>>214831569>ussbbwmah nigga. I matches with a chick that works a 3 minute walk from my house and lives a ten minute drive away, and she is BIG. AS. FUCK. Cute face, though. Kinda looks like this, face and body-wise>>214828973She's been texting me all day, kind of a quirk chungus but super friendly and likes to bake cakes and sweets and cookies (of course). I am going to plow this cow into the next dimension when I get back to town Sunday night
>>214831933I know what I'm about.
>>214831673Fucking low-T retard. You're not going to meet your wife/mother of your children on a dating app. Dating apps are specifically for getting laid, but doing it in a vacuum so that nobody else has to know/judge.
>>214822670>most of them are blacklol
I worked in a game/media resale shopI definitely watched shrek, megamind, and anastasia 5 times on different days.(I once watched nothing but megamind for 3 days straight. my boss definitely worried about me)
>>214832374Some stereotypes are 100% true.
>>214823317lol
Who would you cast as Raven in a Teen Titans movie?
I watched Bloodsport four times in a row and then slept to the soundtrack.
>>214833315imagine her back pain
>>214833315imagine the braps
>>214822095Eli Roth's directorial debut about a flesh eating virus.
>>214833315young aubrey plaza
>>214825562kekthat said it is a bit annoying that men don't take photos of each other solely for that reasonthe only photos i have of myself are shit ones
>>214831034>No LatinosShe doesn't like that chili pepper spice
>>214832374It’s true man
>>214821474I watched Freddy Got Fingered twice in a row because the first watch just completely flabbergasted me
>>214833763>you work at a bank, am I supposed to be dazzled?
>>214825562>>214825609I only have 2 pics and they're both me by myself. Never had problems getting matches though. I would guess it's because your photos are awkward and they try to make it about no friend pics to avoid sounding superficial. It shouldn't matter if you're alone in your pics if they're good. Take some where you're looking confident and well dressed and it'll work. A few of them said they liked how mysterious it was that they don't know who my friends were or anything about me so it even worked in my favor in some cases. But don't listen to advice girls rejecting you try to give. They don't want to seem rude/mean/shallow when they reject you so they'll make up various reasons to disqualify you. Just do your best with confidence and you'll make it.
What movies do girls like this watch?
>>214834258Whatever her white boyfriend wants.
