The Twisted Mind of Clive Barker editionPrevious >>214804459
they see me rollin'they hatin'patrollin' and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
I love found footage films
>>214821874As the Found Footage Chad Of 4Chan, I agree with you.
>what if we just remade invasion of the body snatchers, but with critters this time
>>214821759do cutfags seriously?
>>214821759Doug's back as Pinhead, sort of....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_4kAp6gsZE
>>214821894>Sneedpeople
>>214821874>>214821890It's mostly what i have on my watchlist.
>>214821874I really only care for Blair Witch and Deborah Logan. The rest just don't do it for me. Rec and Lake Mungo are boring, and Paranormal Activity is terrible.
>Rec is boring>But not Blair Witch where literally nothing happensOk.
>>214822001Lots of things happen. Aren't you entertained by a bunch of dumb teenagers being pranked by the production crew?
>>214821951I can understand thinking PA and Make Lungo are boring, but you're insane for saying that about [REC].
>>214821874Found Footage is the genre of which I've seen the most shitty movies, but I still like it.
>>214821937oh shit that's spooky
>>214822052>They walk in the woods>Curse at each other>Nightfalls, they go in the tent>They hear a noise outside the tent, are scared>Day breaks>They walk in the woods>Curse at each other>Nightfalls, they go in the tent>They hear a noise outside the tent, are scared>Day breaks>They walk in the woods>Curse at each other>Nightfalls, they go in the tent>They hear a noise outside the tent, are scared>Day breaks>Now one of the guys is not there anymore >They walk in the woods>Curse at each other >Nightfalls, they go in the tent>They hear a noise outside the tent, are scared>This time they go out looking for the guy who's not there anymore>Find a house>Go in the house>Are scared>Screaming like a bunch of fags>Movie endsReal masterpiece you got there.
>>214822256It's great.
>>214822256Zombie movies are overdone and boring.
>>214821907I'll just stick to the movie
>>214822070I think it's a troll because who would watch FF and seek out only those titles and then be disappointedI mean, I like FF but you couldn't pay me to watch PA or Mungo if watching a blank wall was the alternative
>>214821907finally
35 more days til Hallo-ACK
Great action horror, not a high bar but way better than the new Jurassic World.
alrighty then, another one for the christmas watchlist
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>>214821874The best found footage horror films are “the house that October built” and “hellhouse llc” REC is good too (tho I haven’t seen the burger version)
My idea for a Wicker Man sequel/rebootTitle: SummerislePlot: Summerisle in the year 2025/early 2026. We get a glimpse of how the island has managed to survive into modernity, while the rest of the world has moved onto the digital age and become more cosmopolitan Summerisle still clings onto its traditions becoming an Arcadia for those with pagan beliefs inviting those from the outside world via the internet to come and join them. The current acting head of Summerisle is the grandson of Christopher Lee's version. This version grew up on tales of how Lee's version practically saved the island from ruin and decline following Howie's sacrifice, which has become a new national holiday known as The Festival of the Fool. An anniversary is coming up and the current Summerisle hopes to reignite the whole process as a way to save whatever hold he has on his people.Meanwhile, the islanders have grown disenchanted with the acting Lord Summerisle and instead started worshipping a new priestess, one who actually hears the old Gods and is able to perform miraculous miracles. I haven't decided if Beetle Girl, or May Morrison's daughter or granddaughter yet. As the Festival of the Fool approaches and Lord Summerisle feels his power and hold on the people slipping away he tries to make one last gamble to appease the people and the old Gods by bringing in an outsider to sacrifice much like his grandfather did.However, on the fated day he learns that he has been pranked by the entire village and their new matriarch. The fool is not the outsider like he wanted he to believe but the fool this time is none other than Lord Summerisle himself.Summersiel is hoisted into a wicker man structure on the day of festival but tries to appease the old gods into saving him by singing an old song as he's slowly burned to death mirroring Howie's sacrifice. Rate
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>>214821874They all make me motion sick. Almost vomited watching Cloverfield.
>>214823649Some are better than others for that. Generally the ones with a documentary crew written into the plot are there to point out you're getting steadycam not shakycam
>stop being a pha'aaa'ghgg and hop in, browhat do you do /hor/
>>214822256Blair Witch aged like shit and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.
>>214823851Her.
>>214823921You aged like shit. But no seriously bw is accidentally one of the best fillums ever made you just gotta deal with that
>>214823807Yeah it varies but I would say the vast majority of the ones I’ve seen make me pukey. v/h/s I had to watch in short bursts.
I saw Razorback last night for the first time. What a gorgeous looking film. Also on the topic of cinematography, why is it that horror films are often incredibly well shot? Objectively speaking horror is bottom of the barrel in terms of genre, but then you have movies like The Exorcist, the Evil Dead trilogy, The Omen, Braindead, etc. where filmmakers just go god mode for whatever reason.
>>214823851I wouldn't have hesitated, roll credits right there
>>214824108Yeah I can't watch a lot of them either but there's a whole load of them I can watch. Most of the motion sickness ones all you're missing is visual noise and heavy breathingMost of the ones without that as a way to build tension, because they're generally documentary styled, have enough dialogue you could listen to them as radio plays, so generally when you're cutting out the ones with shakycam, you're also getting a lot more plot/dialogue, not just a better picture
>>214824030No seriously, I like FF but it gets glazed like crazy here when it's not even top 5 in the genre. The Scooby Doo parody is even better for christ's sake
>>214824361Nta but I think it's because at the time it struck people as fresh and new. Back when it came out I was still a kid and I remember one of my friends loved it after seeing it in the cinema and was trying to sell me on it, and I couldn't see why you'd watch it if they never found the witch, because the alien lovers could do better than that and at least produce the ayyyHow hyped everyone was for a night vision movie of the woods with no witch made me distrust ff fags for the longest time. Especially because if I wanted to take them to look at art films of woods they'd be like, boring no. It's whether you were part of the hype when it first came out, like a lot of blockbuster albums and films it's not so much the quality of the thing itself as it is the impression the hype gave you
>>214824189Don't forget Mario Bava.
>1344 horror movies watched>208 found footage movies watchedI have a real chance at hitting 1400 horror movies by the end of October and maybe 220 found footage movies.
Browanon wya? I know you have two spots left on the chart.
>>214821874>>214821890Thoughs on The McPherson Tapes and the 1998 remake? It seemed like prototype for every found footage movie that came after.
>>214824189By its nature, horror focuses a lot on the visual aspect, both for scares and atmosphere. It's easier to get that right when the story and acting doesn't require as much care
>>214824361Nigga it's #1 and no other ff comes close because they don't even try to feel authentic. All these years and a billion ff movies later and there's still nothing like bwp
>>214824889I liked both, but prefer the original. They're basically the same movie with some differences. The remake might put some off, given it has a black guy in it for a bit.>It seemed like prototype for every found footage movie that came afterIn the US, it basically is. Japan has some that predate it, like Psychic Vision: Jaganrei, that came out 1 year earlier in 1988.
>>214821825>tryin' to catch me crite and furry
>>214824189Best use of shakycam ever
>>214824926I agree. Also I watched it after watching a bunch of other found footage films and it effortlessly vaulted over them to the top spot. The performances are just really good.
>>214821825>>214825036
I randomly watched the 70s King Kong remake and was surprised by how stacked the cast was and how good it actually was
>>214825284Based and correct.
>>214825417>that thigh
I liked the CGI in this movie. That's all I can say about it.
>Shawscope volume 4 announced from Arrow>it focuses on mostly horror and other fantasy filmsShawbros, we won>Oily Maniac>Black Magic>Black Magic 2>Hex>Bewitched>Hex vs Witchcraft>Hex After Hex>Bat Without Wings>Bloody Parrot>The Fake Ghost Catchers>Demon of the Lute>Seeding of a Ghost>Portrait in Crystal
>>214825824I'm not going to imagine the dead animal count
>>214823851>AAAAAAAA I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A MERMAID COUSIN AND SHE'S FUCKING HOT AND WANTS TO DRAIN MY BALLS EVERY NIGHT FOR ALL ETERNITY, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, I AM SO TERRIFIED I HAVE GONE INSNAE
>>214825455S e x
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>>214825085Yeah, the boar looked barely functional during closeups, so using shakycam to compensate for it was a really clever decision.
>>214821874There are hardly any pure found footage movies. 99% of them have 3rd person shots.
>>214822070[REC] went over the top, completely destroying any sense of immersion.
Both Night of the Reaper and first episode of Wayward played the Fear the Reaper song
>>214826209Apparently Wednesday season 2 did too
>>214826137Cope
>>214826137It was good. I really enjoyed Rec 3 for some reason.
>>214826431>HELLRAISER, in the thunder and heat>HELLRAISER, rock you back in your seat>HELLRAISER, and I'll make it come true>HELLRAISER, I'll put a spell on you
When will the Substance 2 come out? When I saw picrel in another thread, I had to reverse image search. I had no idea it was her. They age so poorly. Only 50 too.
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>>214826494I couldn’t recognize her too. Like shit. You can see that with age, not only did her looks fade, feminism and Hollywood woke brainwashing has turned her bitter and her facial expressions are those of a stereotypical feminist. Even her new movies, she played some hag feminist action star and some woke character in Mad Max. Bitch is a Hollywood woke dei experiment.
>>214826494All the youth and collagen and youth gone so she plays herself in movies now, some old bitter kick ass “girlboss” with magical power. Any action movie with 80 pounds females need some crazy plot armor like immortality or ai robot like in Alien Earth
/hor/ what are best horror movies to watch in a stormy night?
>>214826721Storm of the Century.
>>214826721The Old Dark House
>>214826721The Fog.
>>214826853I didnt like the Fog much. Carpenter is..overrated
>>214826721IdentityMurder MansionHammer/Asylum mostly anything because comfy British darkness
>>214826853Literally the first film I thought of after reading that post.
>>214826974Don't talk to me ever again.
>>214826974Add him to the banned list
>>214827078All his movies? kek. Maybe just the Fog but no one even talks about that movie much.
>>214826639I've posted a better version of this many times and you still post this 3mb vp8 one
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>>214826974I didn't like The Fog very much either, but Carpenter is definitely among the best horror directors of the 80s and 90s
>>214827465He was literally THE 80’s fag
>>214827487I am an 80’s fag
