Domo arigato editionPreviously on /trek/: >>214805169
star trek sex with moopsy
moopsy yearns for big black vulcan cock
>>214824630>>214824675That's enough.
>>214824729Too based for you, Neelix?
SNW is canon
Why did Voyager make a Holocaust denier episode?
>>214824920They made two
>>214824630moopsy can have my bone anytime
>>214824945What's that one?
>>214824997Remember, from season 3.
>>214824819got my hasperat and my jumja stick
>>214824819But Kirk did not meet Pike until the transfer of command.But Uhura didn't recognize T'Pring.But neither Kirk or Spock met Roger Korby until he was a robot.
>SNW Uhura is just an ungrateful bitch who doesn't even want to be there.
>>214824578Icarus Factor was such a charming stupid episode. I miss when TV shows didn't take themselves so seriously.
Did they even make ENT toys back in the day?
>>214825035I'm almost certain Kirk knew Pike before he got turned into a half-dalek. I remember distinctly Kirk and Spock discussing Pike and what a hero he was to Kirk and mentor he was to Spock.
>>214825120Didn't STD retcon that so their black female Captain was Spock's greatest mentor all along?
>>214825120MENDEZ: You ever met Chris Pike?KIRK: When he was promoted to Fleet Captain.MENDEZ: About your age. Big, handsome man, vital, active.KIRK: I took over the Enterprise from him. Spock served with him for several years.SPOCK: Eleven years, four months, five days.
>>214825157She was his sister and he made a solemn oath to never discuss her again after she time traveled to the future. It's a good oath and we should all take it and never discuss her again. Out of respect.
Why didn't Odo just merge with the locket goo?
An -- interesting sculpt of the character.
>>214825035Watch more trek before making ridiculous comments like this
>>214825216Doctor Who did the exact same thing. I can't wait until RoP has an arc where a black female elf takes on a young Legolas as a mentee. This media era is so cringe.
>>214825252Why are you trying to bury the truth?
>>214825248because that'd be like trying to talk to a bug
>>214825348thanks I hate it
Classic Trek is written in cursive with a big billowy fountain pen.NuTrek is "written" in crayon with juice box stains.
>>214825397The juice box stains are on the crayons?
>>214825348Classic trek stuff this
>>214825427>>214824729
>>214825397>Classic Trek is written in cursive with a big billowy fountain pen.Sub Rosa is beautiful calligraphy spelling "deez nuts."
>>214825618Only if you're a toxic person like Allison Pregler.
>>214825618Measure of Man, Inner Light, and Tapestry are literally that writing on parchment with a pen dipped in fire meme.
How did Jake score THIS
>>214825348
>>214825711Masks is a dirty limerick written in cuneiform.
>>214825685>like Allison PreglerLike who the what now?
>>214825747Am I the only person who liked seeing Data hamming it up?
>>214825722With matter to energy conversion, he was able to convert some of his extra big dick mass to big dick energy.
>>214825737there's nothing behind them
>>214825722Jake had game
>>214825737"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'."
>>214825807wasnt this more of a grooming situation
>>214825771I'm sure other people did too, but the writing was weak and the BTS production showed it was hell on Spiner. For my part, I didn't care for it.
>>214825771I love every episode where Brent Spiner dishes TOS levels of ham.
What does he say?
>>214825855The dabo girls were all older than him too. It's one of the reasons Ben isn't too happy about him dating one of them and has Jake bring her over for dinner.
>>214824920either it didn't happen.or it did happen, but they deserved it.
>>214825898Well, he SAID "debate me" on college campuses.
>>214825898*flrlrlrlrrrrrrpp**brraaAAAAAp**fffffftftfttftfft*
>>214825903Apparently all the Dabo Girls had a high turnover rate & they had to keep hiring new models because the outfits where too tight & degrading.
>>214825737The hero of /trek/
>>214825962Just like Gene would have wanted.
>>214825864Television production has changed so much that actors aren't worked nearly as hard anymore. It can take take six years to pump out as much content as one season on TNG for example. Two, sometimes three years for 8 episodes is the new norm.
>>214825251tfw they omitted her nice bum
>>214826032Forgot the pic
>>214826022That's the streaming model destroying itself.
>>214826022Why is it so slow now? Has George RR Martin gone into production?
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>>214826121It’s because prestige TV shows require so much advanced cinematography and GGI that networks are putting out the bare minimum to keep subscribers. They got away with a two year hiatus for Stranger Things so it became the rule and not the exception.
>>214826121Enforced scarcity. Makes consumers think the product is better.
Gone are the days of 22-24 episodes with only waiting months in-between.Thanks lazy nepo babies.
star trek sex with kira
>>214825722Perks of being the son of the station commander and the god damn prophet
>>214826295Will real trek ever return?
>>214826399I don't know... I'm watching fan stuff like New Voyages & Continues.
he's sooooo mean in this scene hehee it's so different from the first episode where he's at least acting like he's on her side. the way he says "friend" you can actually see the seething hatred. that is a genuine sneer that he can't hide. and then just rubbing it in as she's leaving. 5 could be cruel but as with everything he was way better at it than his successors.
>>214826399not likely, unless by some miracle matalas and mcfarlane get a hold of the franchise rights, and even then it's a 50/50
>>214826475Jeffery Combs is scouter breaking levels of talent.
Obrien is right, she is hot in the red dress
remember when bajor was haunted by sentient thunderstorms?
>>214826475he was right, though. makes no sense to release a man before executing him.
>>214826399eventually entertainment will be customizeable like the holodeck so you can make your own trek
>>214826778yeah but the way he fucked with Kira and didn't let her get to the point was so skillfully evil and psychological.
>>214826744you'd think this would get old year after year
>>214826822i wish they executed rom
>>214826475amazing actor every character of his in star trek is pleasure to watch.
>>214826815Hollywood won't allow that the way Nintendo won't allow a cure for autism.
>>214826552oh man i can't wait until matalas can finally make his spinoff with 7 of dyke, charming negress, gary stu picard, and the rest of the gang
KIMCELS, unite!
>>214827267>Shore LeaveOne of my favorites. Introduced me to Mint Juleps and they've been my favorite drink ever since.
>>214827267basedbasedbasedpretty gooddecent
>>214826399It never left anon
>>214826399its on every night >>214827267
>>214827045>charming negressI have a hard time reconciling the fact that she was a generally good actress on Law and Order with the fact that she sucked on Picard.
>>214827102
its honestly impressive how the tng and ds9 crews were all tight, and the VOY crew all despised eachother and we're fighting to get off the show
>>214828299The VOY writers would take jabs at the actors for gaining weight.
>>214828236You couldn't pay me to watch this cringe shit. Kisame, we are leaving.
>>214828236Lower Drecks deserves an award for making good Trek memes unfunny.
>>214828217what i thought was interesting was how star trek is supposed to be so progressive but the black woman in a 2020-2023 series smoked weed, was poor, and spoke in a jive accent
>>214828217Actors read lines writers write. Put the pieces together Einstien
>>214828217well the show is shit and directed by a shitter so everyone and everything about it is shit. i guess you could say that's a sign of being a good actor. you can follow direction perfectly.
>>214828673Based
>>214828386It also depends on the director. For example Rob Bowman directing Brent Spiner on Datalore and Elementary got some banger line reads from him.I'm sad he left for X-Files but at the same time he directed some all timers on that show as well.
>Brett Spiner would go out of his way to fuck over Wil Wheaton on set so the directors would get pissed at himlol
>>214829360Data and Wesley kind of made each other redundant since you don't need two naive, socially awkward geniuses. Also Brent had been acting professionally for years at that point so it's a no brainer who could handle more complex material.
>>214829360>Problem wheat-thin?
>>214829360>Wheaton's story about Redblock's actor in The Big Goodbye calling him a sissy faggot
>>214829492You know he cried about it in therapy for years.
>>214829360>>214829492>>214829544>What, you don't like football, kid? What are you, some kind of fucking gay sissy?
>>214829492share it
ITS TREK TIME
>In 1988, Tierney played the role of a tough holodeck gangster in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In between scenes Tierney encountered the teenage Wil Wheaton on the steps outside Paramount Stage 16 and asked him if he played football. When Wheaton replied that he didn't, Tierney responded by saying "Why the hell not? What are you, some kind of sissy faggot?". When Wheaton replied that he was not strong enough to play football, Tierney said "Well, maybe you wouldn't be so weak if you played football!". https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/lawrence-tierney-and-wil-wheaton.59651/crazy how different things were in 2008, the one guy calling this offensive gets openly mocked
>>214829685based old man
Im putting together a crew as autistic as possible:Captain: Spockcommander: DataSecurity specialist: OdoHead engineer: BarkleyScience officer: 7 of 9Doctor: The doctorThe most efficient most anti-social crew in all of star fleet.
>>214829917>"Captain, they're hailing us...">...>...>...>"Are we going to answer, Captain?">...>...>No. Engine room, give me warp factor 5.
>>214829990kek
>>214829917I think you need one really social person who keeps everyone on edge as to effectively keep it as autistic as possible
>>214829917tuvok should also be there. But I wonder who would be the superior security officer between him and Odo.... now that i think of it, Worf was also pretty anti-social. I guess security is just were they dump all the mystery meat officers who don't make eye contact very well.
>>214830072Ezri as ship's counselor.
>>214830072WHo would that be, Neelix?Star fleet MANDATED councilor to address psychopathic tendencies.
>>214829253Of course, I was just trying to be succinct. Actors are meat puppets, they do what they’re told. Exceptional ones do it so well they become the character, y’know, like what they were told to do
>>214828673SEX WITH KLINGON WOMEN
its insane that the turbolifts on ds9 dont have interior doors
I should change that: good actors become the character as conceived by the writer, exceptional ones make the character their own
>>214830230cardassians like it
>>214830230>>214830495if ds9 were made today they'd make dukat get cut in half by one after ezri dropkicks him
>>214830230Oh jeez, Mrs. Fancypants here thinks there need to be safety rails and shit everywhe-ack!
We are less than 15 minutes away. Instructions enclosed. https://vocaroo.com/13Hx1eRhUdeW
>>214830677dorn looks almost happy here, like they've just told him "hey so worf gets crippled by this empty blue barrel that weighs 5 lbs" and he finds it amusing but goes along with it cuz it's ridiculous
>>214830729I guess, it’s hard to tell through the makeup. I like Worf, although I don’t really care for the episode other than the ridiculousness. Too preachy imo. Dorn was probably happy to have an episode all about him, and that makes it a little better too
>>214825248Because Odo isn't a pedo.
>>214830842Bad shoop, would not save.
>>214826427So you like faggotry huh?
>>214827011It's only a matter of time before Hollywood collapses & the AI companies buy them out for pennies on the dollar, which incidentally will also take care of any whiny complaints about how AI is trained on "stolen" data.
>>214830928Don't mind it. If I'm getting mine I don't care who gets theirs
>>214828299>the VOY crew all despised each other and were fighting to get off the showWere they? No wonder I hated VOY. Something about that show always put me off.
>>214829603>It's the football fans who are gay. Watching large men in tight pants pat each other on the fanny.
>>214830912Better than the original shoop.
Check out my Star Trek character tier list and make your own, broshttps://tiermaker.com/create/all-star-trek-characters-before-nu-trek-17466838
>>214831095You’re right, I’m just still cranky that you misinterpreted my constructive criticism as a personal affront. Seriously, a tiny nudge would assuage my autism but don’t bother. Making pedo zone edits is a little off m8
