Domo arigato editionPreviously on /trek/: >>214805169
star trek sex with moopsy
moopsy yearns for big black vulcan cock
>>214824630>>214824675That's enough.
>>214824729Too based for you, Neelix?
SNW is canon
Why did Voyager make a Holocaust denier episode?
>>214824920They made two
>>214824630moopsy can have my bone anytime
>>214824945What's that one?
>>214824997Remember, from season 3.
>>214824819got my hasperat and my jumja stick
>>214824819But Kirk did not meet Pike until the transfer of command.But Uhura didn't recognize T'Pring.But neither Kirk or Spock met Roger Korby until he was a robot.
>SNW Uhura is just an ungrateful bitch who doesn't even want to be there.
>>214824578Icarus Factor was such a charming stupid episode. I miss when TV shows didn't take themselves so seriously.
Did they even make ENT toys back in the day?
>>214825035I'm almost certain Kirk knew Pike before he got turned into a half-dalek. I remember distinctly Kirk and Spock discussing Pike and what a hero he was to Kirk and mentor he was to Spock.
>>214825120Didn't STD retcon that so their black female Captain was Spock's greatest mentor all along?
>>214825120MENDEZ: You ever met Chris Pike?KIRK: When he was promoted to Fleet Captain.MENDEZ: About your age. Big, handsome man, vital, active.KIRK: I took over the Enterprise from him. Spock served with him for several years.SPOCK: Eleven years, four months, five days.
>>214825157She was his sister and he made a solemn oath to never discuss her again after she time traveled to the future. It's a good oath and we should all take it and never discuss her again. Out of respect.
Why didn't Odo just merge with the locket goo?
An -- interesting sculpt of the character.
>>214825035Watch more trek before making ridiculous comments like this
>>214825216Doctor Who did the exact same thing. I can't wait until RoP has an arc where a black female elf takes on a young Legolas as a mentee. This media era is so cringe.
>>214825252Why are you trying to bury the truth?
>>214825248because that'd be like trying to talk to a bug
>>214825348thanks I hate it
Classic Trek is written in cursive with a big billowy fountain pen.NuTrek is "written" in crayon with juice box stains.
>>214825397The juice box stains are on the crayons?
>>214825348Classic trek stuff this
>>214825427>>214824729
>>214825397>Classic Trek is written in cursive with a big billowy fountain pen.Sub Rosa is beautiful calligraphy spelling "deez nuts."
>>214825618Only if you're a toxic person like Allison Pregler.
>>214825618Measure of Man, Inner Light, and Tapestry are literally that writing on parchment with a pen dipped in fire meme.
How did Jake score THIS
>>214825348
>>214825711Masks is a dirty limerick written in cuneiform.
>>214825685>like Allison PreglerLike who the what now?
>>214825747Am I the only person who liked seeing Data hamming it up?
>>214825722With matter to energy conversion, he was able to convert some of his extra big dick mass to big dick energy.
>>214825737there's nothing behind them
>>214825722Jake had game
>>214825737"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'."
>>214825807wasnt this more of a grooming situation
>>214825771I'm sure other people did too, but the writing was weak and the BTS production showed it was hell on Spiner. For my part, I didn't care for it.
>>214825771I love every episode where Brent Spiner dishes TOS levels of ham.
What does he say?
>>214825855The dabo girls were all older than him too. It's one of the reasons Ben isn't too happy about him dating one of them and has Jake bring her over for dinner.
>>214824920either it didn't happen.or it did happen, but they deserved it.
>>214825898Well, he SAID "debate me" on college campuses.
>>214825898*flrlrlrlrrrrrrpp**brraaAAAAAp**fffffftftfttftfft*
>>214825903Apparently all the Dabo Girls had a high turnover rate & they had to keep hiring new models because the outfits where too tight & degrading.
>>214825737The hero of /trek/
>>214825962Just like Gene would have wanted.
>>214825864Television production has changed so much that actors aren't worked nearly as hard anymore. It can take take six years to pump out as much content as one season on TNG for example. Two, sometimes three years for 8 episodes is the new norm.
>>214825251tfw they omitted her nice bum
>>214826032Forgot the pic
>>214826022That's the streaming model destroying itself.
>>214826022Why is it so slow now? Has George RR Martin gone into production?
star trek sex with shran
>>214826121It’s because prestige TV shows require so much advanced cinematography and GGI that networks are putting out the bare minimum to keep subscribers. They got away with a two year hiatus for Stranger Things so it became the rule and not the exception.
>>214826121Enforced scarcity. Makes consumers think the product is better.
Gone are the days of 22-24 episodes with only waiting months in-between.Thanks lazy nepo babies.
star trek sex with kira
>>214825722Perks of being the son of the station commander and the god damn prophet
>>214826295Will real trek ever return?
>>214826399I don't know... I'm watching fan stuff like New Voyages & Continues.
he's sooooo mean in this scene hehee it's so different from the first episode where he's at least acting like he's on her side. the way he says "friend" you can actually see the seething hatred. that is a genuine sneer that he can't hide. and then just rubbing it in as she's leaving. 5 could be cruel but as with everything he was way better at it than his successors.
>>214826399not likely, unless by some miracle matalas and mcfarlane get a hold of the franchise rights, and even then it's a 50/50
>>214826475Jeffery Combs is scouter breaking levels of talent.
Obrien is right, she is hot in the red dress
remember when bajor was haunted by sentient thunderstorms?
>>214826475he was right, though. makes no sense to release a man before executing him.
>>214826399eventually entertainment will be customizeable like the holodeck so you can make your own trek
>>214826778yeah but the way he fucked with Kira and didn't let her get to the point was so skillfully evil and psychological.
>>214826744you'd think this would get old year after year
>>214826822i wish they executed rom
>>214826475amazing actor every character of his in star trek is pleasure to watch.
>>214826815Hollywood won't allow that the way Nintendo won't allow a cure for autism.
>>214826552oh man i can't wait until matalas can finally make his spinoff with 7 of dyke, charming negress, gary stu picard, and the rest of the gang
KIMCELS, unite!
>>214827267>Shore LeaveOne of my favorites. Introduced me to Mint Juleps and they've been my favorite drink ever since.
>>214827267basedbasedbasedpretty gooddecent
>>214826399It never left anon
>>214826399its on every night >>214827267
>>214827045>charming negressI have a hard time reconciling the fact that she was a generally good actress on Law and Order with the fact that she sucked on Picard.
>>214827102
its honestly impressive how the tng and ds9 crews were all tight, and the VOY crew all despised eachother and we're fighting to get off the show
>>214828299The VOY writers would take jabs at the actors for gaining weight.
>>214828236You couldn't pay me to watch this cringe shit. Kisame, we are leaving.
>>214828236Lower Drecks deserves an award for making good Trek memes unfunny.
>>214828217what i thought was interesting was how star trek is supposed to be so progressive but the black woman in a 2020-2023 series smoked weed, was poor, and spoke in a jive accent
>>214828217Actors read lines writers write. Put the pieces together Einstien
>>214828217well the show is shit and directed by a shitter so everyone and everything about it is shit. i guess you could say that's a sign of being a good actor. you can follow direction perfectly.
>>214828673Based
>>214828386It also depends on the director. For example Rob Bowman directing Brent Spiner on Datalore and Elementary got some banger line reads from him.I'm sad he left for X-Files but at the same time he directed some all timers on that show as well.
>Brett Spiner would go out of his way to fuck over Wil Wheaton on set so the directors would get pissed at himlol
>>214829360Data and Wesley kind of made each other redundant since you don't need two naive, socially awkward geniuses. Also Brent had been acting professionally for years at that point so it's a no brainer who could handle more complex material.
>>214829360>Problem wheat-thin?
>>214829360>Wheaton's story about Redblock's actor in The Big Goodbye calling him a sissy faggot
>>214829492You know he cried about it in therapy for years.
>>214829360>>214829492>>214829544>What, you don't like football, kid? What are you, some kind of fucking gay sissy?
>>214829492share it
ITS TREK TIME
>In 1988, Tierney played the role of a tough holodeck gangster in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In between scenes Tierney encountered the teenage Wil Wheaton on the steps outside Paramount Stage 16 and asked him if he played football. When Wheaton replied that he didn't, Tierney responded by saying "Why the hell not? What are you, some kind of sissy faggot?". When Wheaton replied that he was not strong enough to play football, Tierney said "Well, maybe you wouldn't be so weak if you played football!". https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/lawrence-tierney-and-wil-wheaton.59651/crazy how different things were in 2008, the one guy calling this offensive gets openly mocked
>>214829685based old man
Im putting together a crew as autistic as possible:Captain: Spockcommander: DataSecurity specialist: OdoHead engineer: BarkleyScience officer: 7 of 9Doctor: The doctorThe most efficient most anti-social crew in all of star fleet.
>>214829917>"Captain, they're hailing us...">...>...>...>"Are we going to answer, Captain?">...>...>No. Engine room, give me warp factor 5.
>>214829990kek
>>214829917I think you need one really social person who keeps everyone on edge as to effectively keep it as autistic as possible
>>214829917tuvok should also be there. But I wonder who would be the superior security officer between him and Odo.... now that i think of it, Worf was also pretty anti-social. I guess security is just were they dump all the mystery meat officers who don't make eye contact very well.
>>214830072Ezri as ship's counselor.
>>214830072WHo would that be, Neelix?Star fleet MANDATED councilor to address psychopathic tendencies.
>>214829253Of course, I was just trying to be succinct. Actors are meat puppets, they do what they’re told. Exceptional ones do it so well they become the character, y’know, like what they were told to do
>>214828673SEX WITH KLINGON WOMEN
its insane that the turbolifts on ds9 dont have interior doors
I should change that: good actors become the character as conceived by the writer, exceptional ones make the character their own
>>214830230cardassians like it
>>214830230>>214830495if ds9 were made today they'd make dukat get cut in half by one after ezri dropkicks him
>>214830230Oh jeez, Mrs. Fancypants here thinks there need to be safety rails and shit everywhe-ack!
We are less than 15 minutes away. Instructions enclosed. https://vocaroo.com/13Hx1eRhUdeW
>>214830677dorn looks almost happy here, like they've just told him "hey so worf gets crippled by this empty blue barrel that weighs 5 lbs" and he finds it amusing but goes along with it cuz it's ridiculous
>>214830729I guess, it’s hard to tell through the makeup. I like Worf, although I don’t really care for the episode other than the ridiculousness. Too preachy imo. Dorn was probably happy to have an episode all about him, and that makes it a little better too
>>214825248Because Odo isn't a pedo.
>>214830842Bad shoop, would not save.
>>214826427So you like faggotry huh?
>>214827011It's only a matter of time before Hollywood collapses & the AI companies buy them out for pennies on the dollar, which incidentally will also take care of any whiny complaints about how AI is trained on "stolen" data.
>>214830928Don't mind it. If I'm getting mine I don't care who gets theirs
>>214828299>the VOY crew all despised each other and were fighting to get off the showWere they? No wonder I hated VOY. Something about that show always put me off.
>>214829603>It's the football fans who are gay. Watching large men in tight pants pat each other on the fanny.
>>214830912Better than the original shoop.
Check out my Star Trek character tier list and make your own, broshttps://tiermaker.com/create/all-star-trek-characters-before-nu-trek-17466838
>>214831095You’re right, I’m just still cranky that you misinterpreted my constructive criticism as a personal affront. Seriously, a tiny nudge would assuage my autism but don’t bother. Making pedo zone edits is a little off m8
>>214831178I was improving on an existing image. Also, it was in response to >>214807793 and >>214809044 which were full of Star Trek pedo crap.
>>214831096>Riker in S tier I can't respect you
>>214831368Who are you? The chair mounting police?
>>214831096>Morn in S tierThat scene stealing ham?
>>214831368What the fuck is wrong with Riker?
>>214831481>What the fuck is wrong with Riker?ikr? what a freak
>>214831402I just like to see on the side of caution
>>214831481What the fuck puts Riker on the same level as Gul Dukat and Spock?
>>214831583Me. Riker's great.
>>214831578*aeron the side of caution Damnit autocorrect
>>214824578> Kiba'avzayn /trek/, my name is Gul Kutman.>I'm a 27 year old Human Enigmaholic (Enigma Tale fan for you foreigners). I plot and scheme against my lessers and spend my days perfecting my spy craft and playing superior Cardassian games. (Kotra, Goran’s Gambit, Candy Crush)>I train with my phase-disruptor pistol every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through Bajoran POW’s because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the Federation. I earned my disruptor license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.>I speak Cardassian fluently, both the frontier and the Prime dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Cardassian history and their laws, which I follow 100%>When I get my Cardassian visa, I am moving to Cardassia Prime to attend a prestigious Military School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a captain for the fleet or an Obsidian Order agent!>I own several scaly outfits, which I wear around the colony. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Cardassia, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and captains and speak Cardassian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.>Wish me luck in the Union!
>>214831671I'm imagining some human guy moving to the DMZ on the Cardassian side now wearing full Cardassian apparel
Did 9/11 ruin Enterprise? The Xindi was a waste of time and failed attempt to draw American viewers. The show improved a lot when they dropped that plot. I did like how Archer went from smug Starfleet man to focusted Starfleet man
>>214831096>Harry Kim and Paris higher than Doctor Bashir or picrel.Bad list.
>>214830986Yup, everyone involved from the actors to the writers to the producers seemed to actively hate the show and eachotherKim hated the show and no one liked him, Beltran hated the show immensely and the writers hated him, Kate despised Jeri Ryan and would go out of her way to antagonize her on set easily the most botched behind the scenes out of all the treks
>>214831096Morn ftw
>>214831742Bashir's entire genetic engineered arc takes away from the character instead of adding to it. I think he becomes really fucking lame at that point and while the character is better in early seasons, Alexander Siddig's acting is far worse.People hating on Kim is a meme and Paris is a pretty deep character who goes through a lot of development.
>>214831096Way too many nobodies/clones on this listEither way, heres the objectively correct one
>>214831886I agree with Picard. When Alex Jones was deplatformed, we were all diminished.
>>214831626an aeron is part of a plane anonI think "err on the side of caution" is the phrase you're going for
>>214831902>Archer above Kirk
>>214831902Good shitpost I chuckled
>>214831922it was a chair joke that i fucked up because of autocorrect:https://www.hermanmiller.com/products/seating/office-chairs/aeron-chair/
>>214831902>Pulaski in S TierDisregarded Acting like Bones, but without being friends with the people you're being coarse with just makes you seem like a jackassHer character never worked for TNG
>>214831902>too many nobodies/clonesI recognized every single character on there instnatly. If you didn't, it's because you're a fake fan.
>>214831982She was literally the only person who ever actually befriended Worf
>>214831729I'll admit, it would have been funny to see the most racist colonist alive against bajorans defect over to the cardassian side, and show up in the back of a viewscreen shot in full spoonhead uniform. You see him constantly as a background extra from then on, and it's never explained
>>214831729I see a brown guy with a fake resume
>>214831991sonya gomez shows up for one fucking scene, she has no reason to be on this list
>>214832024It's supposed to be fun, not an exam. Please roll back your autism dial just a little.
>>214831982>befriended worf>befriended data >friends with picard You niggers are just upset because you didnt have crusher to gawk at for a season She was a great actress and actually DID DOCTORShe had more to do in one season than Crusher did in the entire show
>>214832045Did you not see the episode in space Scotland with the space ghost? Uhh, kino
>>214832045>befriended Datapatently untrue>friends with PicardThey don't have a meaningful relationship at all. If it's touched on, it's touched on once and they never return to it.It's definitely nowhere close to the McCoy/Kirk/Spock friendship dynamic which is what made McCoy's coarseness towards Spock endearing.
>>214832016He's just randomly there as part of the crew on Dukat's little Bird of Prey constantly giving Kira the stink eye from the background.
>>214832078>patently untruefake fan lol, maybe next time actually watch the episodes instead of jerking off, okay?
>Pulaski had some passing superficial similarities to McCoy but she fails as a character for not being exactly like himYou guys always say this shit thinking you sound smart but you just sound retarded and illiterate
Its amazing how much she makes brainless gooners seethe with rage
>>214831789Explains a lot. I remember, when watching the show, the characters would get into some mortal danger, and I cheered their demise. I guess I could feel the behind-the-scenes tension. How did that crap last 7 seasons???
>>214832166she needed a cuter haircut imo
>>214832024She shows up for a whole episode, as a captain, in Lower Decks.
>>214832166Indeed!
Let's go
>>214832288Trust in The Plan.
>>214831481What particuarly GOOD about him. he is totally functional as a first officer, but nothing more. Hes unintrusive. that makes someone a B at best.
>>214832187Beltran and Kim, whatever the actor’s name is who cares, always sucked but it seems like the behind the scenes dynamic shifted for the worse when Kes left and Seven arrived. Women
>>214832301What do I do if I can't cloak?
>>214832321
>>214832319how could you forget Garret Wang, the sexiest man of... 1997?
>>214832319Wasn't Jeri Ryan getting nailed by one of the Trek executives before getting the part on Voyager? That was liable to cause some angst among the cast.
Of all the NuTrek abortions this is the one that fills me with the most rage. Every other NuTrek at least had some level of intent - even if incompetently executed.Discovery started out with some ideas that MIGHT have gone somewhere if Brian Fuller hadn't fucked off.Lower Decks is cheap memberberries but the Thumb at least actually cares about Trek.Prodigy has the animation style of a dogfart but Waltke and the Hagermans had heart.SNW is a bunch of theater kids high on their own farts but at least they care about what they're doing.Hell, even Picard is Patrick Stewart (incompetently) trying to be a storyteller if only to find he has no ideas.But this.. THIS. THIS Is absolutely bereft of soul. This is literally some executive saying "Get me Spidey and Friends,but we don't have the money for a full episode, or money for Patrick Stump, so get me a soundalike riff and reuse the same sequences over and over."And some middle management guy says "But what about plot?"And the exec says "Just rip off Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and we can call it educational."I won't bother to change anyone's mind on the rest of NuTrek - everyone has picked their sides and likes or hates or ignores it or shrugs. But this show is patently offensive to both Star Trek and preschooler entertainment in general.Also, kids should not be in charge of asteroid removal and organs can be regrown like Nog's leg, so there's no need for fat vulcan kid to have Bionic Commando arm.If you want to motivate Shatner to live another 90 years, show him this and let the spite motivate him.This is TRASH. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE TRASH.
>>214832616The thing that offended me the most about it is that they aren't even in space
>>214832555Go to bed Garrett>>214832580I’m not privy to that sort of thing. Even if she didn’t fuck a producer, my understanding is that Lien/Kes had a good offscreen relationship with Mulgrew/Janeway, probably like a mother hen sort of deal. Her being replaced by a sexpot who not only mogs the fuck out of Mulgrew but can also out-act her? That’s bad mojo my man
>>214832580No, she got togheter with Braga after the show started.
Freighter mentioned
>>214831096Can't be argued with
>>214832770Yes Travis, we know that you’re raiding. No Travis, we don’t need to know about how you grew up on a freighter
>>214832616>he did the meme!
>>214832724Ah, OK. Nothing wrong with that. Even totally in line with historical behind-the-scenes Trek.
Fucked up that Shatner's going to outlive Stewart.
The Texas class is no longer sci-fi! https://youtu.be/8xKKVweRDRE
>>214832187Once youve created a sufficient amount of fanboys they'll eat up any slop you put on a plate, Voyager was the first trek slopit also appeased all the autistic fans that whined about how ds9 is about a space station and not a space ship
>>214832692Jeri Ryan talked about how Kate would treat her so badly she'd get panic attacks and puke at the idea of being on set with her
>>214833178I did say “women”
>>214831729The Federation is a big place, without a doubt there’s a Cardi weeb or two who are absolutely enamoured with the Union and Cardassian culture. Although I think they might keep it on the down low if they don’t want to get their arse beat by Fed-Cardi war veterans, colonists from the boarder, Maquis or actual Bajoran’s (and God help you if your an open Cardi weeb after the Dominion War)
The Borg Queen was possibly the stupidest fucking idea in Trek history
>>214834014agreed
The part where the Borg start metaphorically chowing down on that helpless species while 7 stumbles around with screaming in the background is fucked up
>>214832616>the Thumb at least actually cares about Trekdoes he know
'member the time when the crew of voyager made a steryotpicial irish human zoo so that they could expact all of thier xenophobic paddy hatred at holographic punching bags characatures?
