Should I spend my Friday night + $20 ticket + $20 popcorn/soda seeing this movie tonight?
>>214829151I’m about to see it in 80 minutes myself. I’ll take an edible an hour in. I’ll have my wife get me refills of my large (diet) soda and popcorn throughout. It’s kino time. I’ll (maybe) report back in 4 hours when the movies done, if the movie hasn’t inspired me to have sex when I get home. If you don’t hear back from me, I’m doing one plap after another.
>>214829151It's fine. Sean Penn stole the show and Leo is just kinda there.
>>214829151Absolute dogshit. Don't waste your money
>>214829151You should go throw rocks at the ICE building with the other purple haired screeching retard women
>>214829636Chuds scream that they're the counterculture and that leftists are le true establishment and then dicksuck armed government agencies.
All politics aside, it just wasn't good. Messy, poor pacing, comical villians, and evil main characters.
>>214829698go shoot up some immigrants in a van bud
>>214829151Nah, just be a chud and spend all night on 4chan kvetching about it despite never having seen the film.
>>214829151>$20 popcorn/sodayou have
>>214829810He's not wrong
>>214829151>$20 popcorn/sodaWho the fuck doesn’t bring their own snacks in 2025? Sneak in some candy or beef jerky or whatever and buy a bottle of water so if anyone rats you out someone will say they saw you buying something.
>>214829250>>214829273>>214829461>>214829773>>214829823After watching the trailer, I have decided I will not be seeing this movie tonight.Thank you for your input
>>214829698how many boosters have you had “counterculture” bro?
>>214829151I have AMC A List and snuck in a Twinkie and Diet Dr Pepper. I still feel like I was robbed.
>>214830022Vaccine Derangement Syndrome is a helluva thing.Take a break from 4chan and get some fresh air, bud
>>214830086Found you
>>214829965Biggest mistake of your life
>>214829698>Chuds scream that they're the counterculture and that leftists are le true establishmentHave you watched any movies or shows or listened to any songs made in the last 10 years?
>>214830060I snuck in jack in the box and two diet cokes. Great movie/would watch again. The action scenes and gunplay are top notch.
>>214829151I'd say save your money, but you do you
>>214830499Which gunplay in particular? Can you please describe the scenes for me I have a phobia of guns since my cousin died in gun violence
>>214830792He was unalived? NOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>214829934Being a movie theater janny is crazy work, I think the only place that would actually try to kick you out or take your snacks is Alamo Drafthouse
Neighbor said it kinda sucked
>>214830792well damn that sucks. sorry to hear that. you should probably avoid this movie then as there are loads of guns in it and they're loud af when firedhttps://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Talk:One_Battle_After_Another
well it's definitely better than that a24 piece of shit, Civil War.
It's great. It's going to be impossible for /tv/ to discuss it outside of it's political backdrop. It's a movie about loss and family, not politics. These are the same people who think Eyes Wide Shut is about secret societies.
greatest pleb filter ever. maga normies will hate it and liberal normies will say it's the best thing ever.fact: it's fine. 8/10, PTA is a good filmmaker but it's not his best.
>>214829965Camrip is up on the usual spots, watch it if you want to see just how much money you just saved by not watching this dogshit.
>>214831311>sitting through a 3 hour camrip with random jeets walking in front of the screen and 1xbet ad breaksnigga why
>>214829151>>214831265>>214831236>>214830499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfxvYcen4KIThe only honest review. Also, all negative things Chuds have said about this is 100% true
>>214831400that's just a song anon
>>214831385Camrip isn't xbet jeet slop, I'm not going to say you will have a good time or enjoy it, but it's watchable. That's the best thing I can say about it.
>>214829151Go outside and talk to a woman
>>214829151For movie snacks I sneak in bread and get some water for dipping.
I paid $50 because I saw it in imax and didn’t sneak in any snacks. Before it started and for the first ~10 minutes or so I was dreading having spent so much but it was ultimately pretty good if you ignore the hollywood bubble propaganda about how borders are evil
>>214833229>if you ignore the hollywood bubble propaganda about how borders are evilnice subtle bait but you're going to have to do better than that
>>214833389sybau miga
>>214831225Name a WORSE piece of shit than civil war.
>>214829151Just saw it, it was kino
>>214829151It's PTA, but I haven't cared about anything he made since The Master. The trailer can't stop reminding me that it's a movie about lefties doing their revolutionary LARPing, so whatever.I don't exactly feel motivated to watch this, I'd rather just watch a kino made 80 years ago with an all white cast like every great movie from that era tbqh.
>>214829151Its pretty good and fun. A lot more tame in its wokeness than people here would have you believe but magatards have been so mindbroken after their white Christian George Floyd was killed so I'm not that surprised about some of the responses and would offer a trigger warning to any magatards before watching it
>>214835697Litmus test. Did the racist cop lead resemble anything OTHER than a pure villian or giant joke or some combination?
>>214835522They need more separation from the ACTUAL anfifa revolutionaries bombing and shooting up ICE depots. That's why they';re trying to focus on that.
>>214833229>it was ultimately pretty good if you ignore the hollywood bubble propaganda about how borders are evilI just can't bring myself to care anymore. I don't even want art that is anti-shitlib, I just want art that is free of the shitlib and their consequences altogether. I yearn for an era where this kind of shit was just plainly unimaginable because it is so dreary to see it again and again and again.
>>214835726He was a silly cartoon character that made for a fun villian. I don't think every villian has to be some complex, multifaceted character when its entertaining though so you can call me a simple minded retard if you want
>>214833229>Before it started and for the first ~10 minutes or so I was dreading having spent so muchHoly kek my thoughts exactly, once the black woman leaves it's better. I thought she was going to get an obnoxious amount of focus.
>>214835812Nah. I heard from some unreliable fucks that it was "fair to both sides", and I was wondering if they spent any time at all showing any of the conservative shit withy any seriousness. Sounds like just liberal vs leftist hollywood shit again.Not trying to take itself too seriously seems to be what it's going for as opposed to being a pamphelet.
>>214835697He's a White Supremacist played by a jew in real life that has such a strong black fetish that he knocks a black revolutionary up. He even lets her shove a gun up his ass because he likes his black women in charge. Later he kidnaps his own daughter who is mixed who he intends to kill, but on the way lets her know that he "truly loved" her mother and "she was fighting for a just cause". But because he's such a dispicable vile racist he's willing to have his own genes executed because that's just how MAGA is in reality. Or is it just a joke? Hard to tell with all the ice facilities, abortion clinics bombed by the heroes, them letting out the illegal detainees to be free back into the country. You know, these grey area characters who everyone including the director is trying to say is politically ambiguous, but ends with a passing of the torch from father to daughter, that she can go on and be the next revolutionary in the GenZ fight against fascism. Really ends on a high note and I was a little inspired to sign up for Antifa the next day
>>214836474Meant for >>214835726
>>214831265>it's fine. 8/10that's not what 8/10 means dumbass
>>214836474Kek. Based and correct take. Saw another anon say the film wasn't political but was really about loss. I guess it's about 'loss' in the same way Downfall is just a movie about loss too. Extremely and brazenly politically charged and antagonistic toward heritage Americans, essentially conflating immigration restriction with racial eugenics. Obviously all of the characters that represent the status quo of wealth and power are WASP's who want nonwhites to be literally purged. The weather underground types of the 'French 75' are of course presented as flawed but essentially righteous heroes fighting again, evil racial eugenicists and the system which enables them. Truthfully I found them all to be profoundly ugly and downright disgusting, and it would have been a fairly honest description of leftist agitators had it not been for the film ultimately betraying this with the very explicitly and intended sympathetic moment as the biracial daughter read her mothers letter and realized she needed to keep on the 'good fight.' The narcissistic sociopath who planted bombs, killed people and abandoned her child to justify her identity as a marxoid turd world revolutionary.
