"Somebody, give me a job. Come on Disney! We need season 2 for goodness sakes. What are we waiting for?"
>>214829374Puta is draining all of his money. He's pretty stupid for a Jewdi Master, should've known better.
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season 1 was worse than rings of power
>timberline prosthey aren't even trying anymore
>>214829449This.
>>214829449is wrong. FTFY>t. your friendly neighborhood reddit tranny
>>214829374I feel bad for him. He really cared about this character, and were the world a different place, there could be true kino here. I think they should do it. He needs money for food, and I need more unintentional Star Wars comedy.
>>214829374How about Trainspotting 3: Boatspotting, and it’s about immigration and riots and onion bhajis
>>214829374He sucks. Terribly bland and boring actor
>>214829751PUTA
>>214829374KWAB
>>214829768>>214829431NPC cancer tier
>>214829798Nice to meet you NPC Cancer tier
>>214829374Is it because hes white he cant get a job? He's actually talented
>>214829751stop posting riley
>>214829751Trainspotting is his only genuinely good movie and Trainspotting 2 was better than I expected.
Nobody gave a fuck when real obi wan died why would anyone watch a show about prequel obi wan? They tried to save the show with darth vader but fucked that up by too by using prequel darth vader LOL
>>214829845wouldn't know. looked gay. didn't watch.
>>214829374Fucking talk shit to George huh cunt
>>214829845moulin rouge, doctor sleep, black hawk down, big fish
>>214829374rich motherfuckers still wanting jobs and shitcrazy
>>214829374Just ask your puta wife so she can put a word for you.
>>214829946velvet goldmine
>>214829629This. The good stuff in the show was pretty good, it was just mixed in with 66% dogshit, or as the star wars-heads say: "bantha poodoo". McGregor is a good actor, he is very good at playing Obi-Wan, it's a shame that the entire property is shackled to Disney's business model.
>>214829374>It's shite being Jedi! Some people hate the Sith, I don't! They're just wankers!
>>214829968they adopt lifestyles that require that much money to upkeep instead of just buying a nice million dollar house and putting the rest in a really stable portfolio with 3-4% yield
>>214829804I know you are but what am I?
>in July 2023, Disney CEO Bob Iger stated there would be a pullback in content spending and creation for both Marvel and Star Wars franchises, including a slowdown in Star Wars showsDid someone forget to tell him?
They should have turned that Anakin and Obi-Wan on Utapau arc into a movie with Hayden and Ewan.
>>214830115A piece of subhuman shit
>>214829374I want an R-Rated television show set just before Episode 1 featuring Qui Gon and Obi-Wan as two lose-cannon jedi cops on Coruscant who don't play by the rules.Make it like "Training Day" and Qui-Gon is an immoral asshole who uses the force to cheat at dice and beat people up, while Obi-Wan plays the goody two-shoes rookie padawan who has to go along with it.Mace Windu as the no-nonsense back police captain who yells at them about all the property damage they cause>Look at this shit, you motherfuckas>I've got six broken protocol droids, a totaled Techno Union Starship, and over a million Republic Credits in property damage>The FUCK you got to say for yourselves?>Shut up Kenobi, I wasn't asking you!>The Chancellor is THIS far up my ass, and I've got Yoda breathing down my neck threatening to give me his lil' green dick>If you two don't find those Deathsticks before tomorrow, I'll have both of your lightsabers on my desk before you can say "nest of gundars"!>You got that?>No it is not "totally fine", Qui-Gon, and that shit don't work on me, so quit waving your fuckin' hand in my face>Now get outta my sight>I swear if ONE more jedi goes against protocol, I'll force lightning MYSELF right outta this fuckin' window
>>214830391I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
>>214829946I’ll give you Big Fish but Moulin Rouge is gay, Black Hawk Down is meh, and Doctor Sleep is painfully stupid. The book sucked to, Stephen King has lost his talent.
>>214830099Yep. They end up being a wagie like everyone else.
>>214829751He's good in The Pillow Book, and it's one of the best movies ever made.
>>214830456Doctor Sleep was great, it was impressive that Flanagan managed to make it work as a sequel to the book and the movie, when they're both very different. Moulin Rogue was also great, visually stunning, easily Baz Luhrmann's best film. Maybe you should just think about whether you really like movies or not? Appreciating art requires a willing investment of your own energy, not just crossing your arms like a petulant child and demanding to be wowed.
>Retardedly simple solution to save Star Wars>They could pull from a literally infinite supply of fanfiction online for free written by actual fans>They won't do it because then it would become apparent that a story some asthmatic neckbeard in his basement wrote on a .txt file 20 years ago is far better than what they spent billions producing with a hand-picked team of UCLA-trained professional writers
>>214830697Everyone is so fucking tired of alternate universes. This is a terrible idea.
>>214829629He would've gotten so much respect if he demanded that the kenobi show was a faithful adaption of the John Jackson Miller novel.
>>214830441This is a terrible idea, I love it. There could be lots of scenes of them driving and talking, followed by wrestling a perp up against a chainlink fence.>>214830697Advertising your show as being a what-if story that doesn't matter and will never go anywhere isn't good marketing. People want to feel like the story they are watching has meaning and purpose, that it'll conclude. Is this a rational preference? Not really, but it's still a factor.
>>214829449come on now if you're gonna post bait make it believable
>>214829374there wasn't even a s1it should have been called whatever the black woman's name was
>>214830697>>They won't do itoh know "they"! OMG not the THEY
>>214829374>Somebody, give me a job.MEW TOOK ALL HIS MONEY! KEKPUTA!!!
>>214829968>rich motherfuckers still wanting jobs and shitIn Hollywood, if you're not working, you're a has-been. Unless you've got that SUPER fucking cash like Jack Nicholson, Harrison Ford, George Lucas, etc.
This is the bullshit that will happen in Obi Wan season 2>Luke will get sick and Obi Wan will have to take him to see Yoda on Dagobah. Yoda will heal him and Luke will be barely conscious during this. Leading into "I don't know, there's something familiar about this place" from ESB
>>214831131>oh know
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>>214829850He was still in the suit wasn't he
SCOTISH
>>214830680>Doctor Sleep was great
>>214831747That sounds fucking amazing. Now get mad.
no thanks. his show sucked for many many reasons outside his control but he also didnt give a shit and clearly just phoned it in. him and the boba fett guy dont deserve to be in star wars anymore because both of them willingly let disney ruin their characters. they could have refused/fought for the shows to not be as horrible/but they didnt. so fuck em. he willingly participated in the shitshow that was kenobi season 1. he deserves to be homeless under a bridge after that.
>no thanks. his show sucked for many many reasons outside his control but he also didnt give a shit and clearly just phoned it in. him and the boba fett guy dont deserve to be in star wars anymore because both of them willingly let disney ruin their characters. they could have refused/fought for the shows to not be as horrible/but they didnt. so fuck em. he willingly participated in the shitshow that was kenobi season 1. he deserves to be homeless under a bridge after that.
>>214829374He told me not to watch obi-wan. It's his fault.
>>214831100its honestly a terrible, cheap-looking piece of shit right down their with the book of booba fett. It killed Disney+
>>214829374God please no. S1 was already dumb enough.
>>214829374Sounds like someone wants to go on another big motorcycle journey
why does it always take you fucking retards 10+ years to catch up with my level of media fatigue? in this case like 30+ years since everything after the original star wars movie has been a soulless cash in. shit even the original movie was only ever produced so they could sell plastic cancer bombs to dumb kids. goddamn i hate all of you so much.
>>214832809because 10 years ago they were 7
>>214829629>kenobi hiding on tattooine, dodging imperials, sand people and the hutts>butts heads with owen>fights an inquisitor or two>joel edgerton for your supporting star>hayden's big return to the seriesit was a fucking lay up and they missed it
>>214832829i would like to believe this but i am aware of retards in all age groups at large, so sadly i know better.
>>214829374I lost my copypasta that contextulized all his actions as a pedo. Does anyone have it?
Really the problem is prequel shit was just too expansive and the conclusion set in stone in a sort of boring, moronic way. It's hard for them to move around the massive powergap behind the ridiculous prequel shit and the slow and drab actual original. This is why I hate prequels desu. What would S2 obi wan even look like? Him being a bitch shucking oysters til Luke comes around? What can they make his character do that's meaningful? Same problem with the stories in games like Jedi Survivor and shit. Han Solo movie as well. Like wtf? The stupid Spanish inquisition shit just falls flat imo.
>>214832611You hate everything faggot
I thought Leia called Obi Wan into duty after decades of hiding out as a hermit on Tatooine since the clone wars, but I guess he actually had one, nay two, adventures.
>>214829449Still better than Alien Earth.
>>214832861Old people like you don't watch anything new anymore. You're bitter.
>>214833048>you're bitter because you noticed an obvious pattern of shit being shoveled into your piggie trough and decided to remove yourself from the penthe exact logic i would expect from a retard
>>214832894Character studies and trippy spiritual journeys are too art house for live action star wars. The whole premise of obiwan in exile was set up in episode 3: he learns how to become a spirit after death. So he has to confront his inner demons and achieve enlightenment after devastating defeat. None of those crappy toddler Leia adventures and Inquisition shit was needed.
>>214829449They're both horrible.
>>214832221everyone else liked it, sorry that there were black people in it and you sperged out
