imagine drinking
>>214831049Been on this 50/50 red wine grape juice grind.It's incredible, goes down like i'm in a fucking cartoon
>>214831115I like to mix coffee with various alcohols. A little up and a little down. Perfect.
I don't have to imagine
Hello, old friends. Currently sipping at the Two Parrots in Vancouver. Granville & Davie.
>>214831049I've been sober for 9 months, what's good?
no need to imagine
imagine imagining
I got black out drunk last night on a work trip, and came-to wandering around the hotel hallway completely naked and without a room key. Had to go down to the front desk and get a spare. What a life, indeed.
>>214831753I'm sorry to hear that
he was an alcohol
>>214831049My stomach is all messed up I feel like I’m going to puke all day. I don’t think I can do liquor anymore.
>>214831869>drink drinking
I have been sober for 268 days. You cannot stop me.It was a good decision.
>>2148317533 weeks here went to the liqour store earlier then when I was in the aisle I pretended to take a call and walked out
3 days sober. Probably get a bottle tomorrow cuz I dont see a point in this
If odd numerals I drink.
>>214832021Drinking on an empty stomach?
>>214832172No I found a plate of chicken bones so I had hot wings yesterday.
is there a way I can guarantee a sex dream with another girl and not my wife I have not had sex in months after having second child
>>214832286Ugh. I hate doing /druk/ CSI to piece together the previous night.Or waking up with a UDI - unidentified drinking injury.Or your gf asking you the worst question in the world:>do you remember what happens last night?
>>214831938Dumb esl poster
I got blackout drunk last night and played Dragon Quest 8 all day and smoked weed. Im 36 years old btw
>>214832286>>214832332I feel like I went way too hard last night, end of the night I was dizzy as fuck and was stumbling around, yet I remember everything pretty clearlyI wonder what causes the forgetfulness, sometimes it happens sometimes it doesn't
>>214832371>Im 36 years old btwMost of us are or at least close to it. I can't pay attention to video games when I'm drinking.
>>214831049I am. I am imagining so good. I have a 12 pack in my fridge thats been there for a month.. Im too busy with school to have some. Im tired as fuck as it is, I dont need booze to ruin my sleep any more. Ill wait until Im done with this semester the prolly get tanked for Christmas holidays.
>>214832426Same. I cant pay attention to movies either. I usually watch tt slop at first and once Im really hammered I blast some yacht rock
>>214832480Kek loser
>>214832371Same minus the weed and different game. Pretty disappointed with myself honestly. I had a pretty productive week and today was wasted.
>>214832371>and smoked weDisgusting nigger.
>>214832489Weirdly I can finally pay attention to movies when I'm drunk. Why the fuck can't we pay attention to things anymore? I hate this shit.
>>214831049i kind of stopped drinking after a 5 day bender, i drank 4L of rum and gin and it felt like my organs were shutting down. i am drinking today though, nothing serious just some whine
>>214831115try mixing red wine and coke it will change your life
I lost all urge to drink after dumping my girlfriend and kicking her out. Now I just go to the gym and smoke weed instead.
>>214832426>>214832489For me it's the opposite, it's like I have to be drunk to enjoy shit nowIf I'm sober I feel like I'm wasting my time and just zone out and stop, if I'm drunk I am fucking ENTHRALLED with whatever is in front of me like I'm a retarded kid
>>214832524>drinking wine
>>214832533>and smoke weDisgusting nigger.
>>214832554>if I'm drunk I am fucking ENTHRALLED with whatever is in front of me like I'm a retarded kidI get like this too. It lead to me drinking every fuckin day and my girlfriend hated it. Why the fuck can't I be happy all the time? I hate how I can't enjoy things sober.
I stopped drinking 4 years ago and my social life collapsed as I stopped being as outgoing, but in return my organs feel squeaky clean and I rarely if ever get sick
>>214831049I tried watching this with my parents last night, why didn't you guys mention that it was about sex just as much as drinking if not more
>>214832507I think my attention span is too short while drinking and I'll start day dreaming and forget what the hell is going on
>>214832623I'm drukking regularly and haven't been sick for the longest streak of my lifeI think the vodka is killing the germs that would have gotten me sick
>>214832678Do you snort the vodka?
>>214832678I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
>>214832738why straw
>>214832738This is the most Russian thing I have ever read that wasnt written in the russian language
>>214832564wine is what you drink if you're white
>>214832084source?
>>214832854But meds invented that shit
>>214832854If you're white AND gay sure
>>214832370Retarded term often misused by retarded Americans.
>>214831727I'm pretty sure I see you posting. Look behind you
>>214833202>didn't even deny itRelax brown boy. And I'm not American.
>>214833254Oh, just retarded then. You should know better, how many Europeans speak two or more languages before this faggot language. Even lesser humans often know some monkey language spoken by about ten people, in addition to a half-civilized language. Anyway there's no error in what he wrote.
Do you think about the past much? I've been realizing lately how much things have changed, and not really for the better.
>>214832533Never tell this story again until you get a new gf.
>>214832868>medsanon, i...
Haha, you gotta catch me
>>214833470>there's no error in what he wroteDoesn't matter. We can spot you esl faggots from your phrasing brown boy
>>214833488>how much things have changed, and not really for the better
>>214833643
>>214833914You're the one who's brown. Not me.
>>214833923
>>214833957I feel like if you people had a conversation in real life with a normal person about using anime girls as your reaction images and showed them all the pics you had saved it would be the most hilarious reality check. Like it's incomprehensible to you how gross you are and you won't be convinced otherwise online, but saying it out loud would break everything and you'd start stuttering and mumbling.
>>214834018>if you people had a conversation in real life with a normal person about using anime girls as your reaction imagesGet rekt, assblasted faggot.
>Get rekt, assblasted faggot.
>>214834055>where do you think we areAn American made site
>>21483104942 days sober after being a drunk for 20+ years.Still miserable all the time now and now hate my gf
can you two faggots have another drink and chill out already, stop shitting up my thread
Most druk posters are Indian, including me.
I have jeet fatigue.
>>214834159>now calling another anon a streetshitter
>>214834211based, I'm from Kolkata
>>214834247>le anime reaction image
>>214834217Who doesn't?
>>214834211This is a lie and blasphemy.
>Get near black out drunk every weekend >Don't get hangovers 99% of the timeAnyone else?
>>214834367How long have you been doing that? Alcholics don’t get hangovers.
>>214834367You're drinking so much you're still drunk the next day you idiot. Of course you're not hungover.
>>214834367Same most of the time, I can force a hangover by not drinking water though
>>214834484this is all i doi chug a bunch of water between each drink or two and i'm golden the next day
>>214834340I've been posting in druk threads for a year and I'm Indian.
>>214834549Why can't you people go somewhere else? Make a chan where they speak your shitty language
>>214834549Alright so you’re a single fucking data point, Rajat. Don’t say “most of /druk/ is Indian” like this thread is fuckin Surrey.
>>214834609>>214834746nta but I'm also indian and live in canada
>>214834803Thread, like country, ruined.
>>214834211*indian and brazilianfixed that for ya jeetbro
>>214834211>>214834261>>214834549good morning
>doc gave me some naltrexoneI'll start taking them Sunday
>druk is full of jeetsa lot of these pathetic posts make sense now
Unfortunate. Thread didn't get nuked by those faggots, got ruined by apes. Again.
>>214835013A toast, to the jeets!
>>214834995I also believe everything I read online.
>>214834609Fuck off, there's no rule against being Indian. We enjoy liquor just as much as anyone else, fag.
>>214835069>there's no rule against being IndianAll of them. All of the rules. You just don’t understand because all of the rules are about (You).
>25>Almost out of druk money>Mom is getting suspicious>Nowhere else to run>Gonna have to get a job soon
>>214832386Blackouts are usually a result of BAC acceleration, not high BAC levels on their own.e.g. you could have a beer every 30-40 minutes and meticulously drink your way up to something silly like, idk, 0.25%. But if you did 3-5 shots in a row right now there's a good chance you would black out. Hell, you can technically black out and still be under the legal driving limit if you do it right.
>>214832149cheers
>>214835142>>Mom is getting suspiciouslolwut?
>>214835229i live with my mom
>>214835182>you can technically black out and still be under the legal driving limit if you do it right./druk/ olympics
>>214834204I thought that was a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 promotion. That nigga looks like Leatherface's dad.
>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell">go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'">since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go">turn around and shuffle to bathroom>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained">he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more
>>214835302gay
>>214835238i mean, suspicious of the drinking?
so is druk full of jeets or not? either way, I don't mind
>>214835332Being a miserable alcoholic is the white man's burden
>>214835365I'm Brazilian and I've been on druk since the first few threads
>>214835302real if big
>>214835273kek, put some respect on my man Huston, he not only lived the /druk/ lifestyle, he made kino about it
SOBRIETY CHECKPOINT AHEAD
>>214835313She hasn’t had her period.
One time I went to a cheesecake factory at noon to get some food, and told the extremely fat white bitch working up front that I was there for a party of 17. After she began to stress, I laughed in her face and said "just kidding its just me" to which I noticed a muscular black employee glaring at me like he wanted to bite my face off. The fat bitch then sat me in the very back to which I commented "ah the isolation booth huh?" to which I laughed at again because it was clear that my party of 17 joke had clearly hit an unimaginable nerve and she was going to stress eat soon (she was 275 pounds at least). After exactly a minute (I timed it) of not getting a server at a dead restaurant, I concluded that the fat bitch told the servers not to serve me or didnt inform them that i was there, so I got up and walked up front and said "you forgot to tell a server I was here" (Mind you, im dressed like a million dollars and am very handsome). Anyways, the muscular black guy then kissed the fat bitch goodbye to which I almost laughed out loud at hysterically since it was the most stereotypical pairing id ever seen in my life (he noticed and i could tell that they probably talked about my precense later and how he would have loved to beat my ass in defense of her honor and then they made love because of me). I wanted to say "where's the hidden camera this is too good" but instead I ordered a cheesecake. The woman helping me with the cheesecake order was clearly Iranian based on her name tag, so I said "Hey can I guess your ethnicity? Im pretty good at this.. youre Israeli right?" to which she said "no" with a deadpan expression of course, and I replied "meh, close enough" and then cancelled my cheesecake slice order after they had already boxed it and went to my car.
>>214833488I get stun locked if I dive into my memories too much so no. Also I am happier now, so that might help
>>214835365I’m American. Technically a mutt but I’m pretty sure they are all considered white.
>>214835460I'm clean, haven't drank in two days
>>214831049I'd be far more of an alcoholic if I didn't live with my family and had more money. I get hammered every Friday night instead (though tonight I couldn't due to flooding in my area, so I just rewatched Speed instead)
>>214833643Justy sounded like a run-of-the-mill autist to me. Didn't read brown at all.
>>214835605>didn't spell checkFucking ran into that one.
>>214832738I like cutting up tasty hard cheeses having a jar of stuffed olives, and some canned or cured meats, but most often it's canned oysters Charcuterie is the ultimate food to eat while drinking
>>214832738>I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liverthats not how it works lmao squeeze a lemon into a cup and mix some water in, its sour as fucking hell but its like life nectar for the liver>t. more than 2x normal liver values yeah but it hasnt gone up from that at least
>>214832738Are you from Eastern Europe
The liver naturally heals itself anyway
>>214835666Fuck I forgot to get cheese.
>>214832738Russian psycho
>>214835666Very nice, thanks for the suggestion satan
>>214832738respect, keep up the good druk
>>214832554Yeah same. I just don't give a fuck. Everything is so lame. At least after a few drinks or some weed everything being lame is tolerable. Like, fun in a detached, outside observer sort of way.Been sober for a month. It's gay. I was drinking too much, sure, but total abstinence stinks, too. Moderation is the key.
>>214833957>using a terry quote on non-free software
>>214835182>blackout from 3-5 shots right nowLmao
