I just don't want my friday nights to be spent alone.
>>214831655I bought a hooker and made her play tf2 with me lol
>>214831859What classes did you guys main?Did you play Heavy and make her follow you around healing you as a Medic?
>>214831655But you're here with us? Checked.
>>214831859Was she any good? Pocket medic? Reminds me of breaking bad where jesse brings up that cute rancid skank to play sonic racer
>>214831655Just watch a movie reaction channel bro.
>>214832002>reaction channelMay you die of cancer of the eyes.
>>214831859I paid for a private show of a girl on chaturbate just so she could talk to me
I do. I just want to relax with some kino and beer after a week of wagecaging.
>I want my unemployed girlfriend with a Master's degree to leave me the fuck alone on Friday night after a long work week and let me play video games, rather than making me do all the laundry and cook all of our meals and constantly complaining that I won't sit there in the car with her and make conversation while she DoorDashes at 8pm
when I have read an announcement that they have gotten rid of the trash like I've stated they need to do I will be more inclined to communicate on a more regular basis. until then. fuck off
>>214832063Damn maybe I'm doing pretty ok then.
>>214833540>I also want her to show some fucking appreciation after I quit my previous job and moved 900 miles to come live with her and help her pay her rent, only to return and find out that she became a born-again Christian during the two weeks I was at home packing and doesn't want to have sex anymore
>>214833918>>214833540>Oh, also she has Irritable Bowel Syndrome and likes to take incredibly loud shits with the door open so she can still talk to me
I want Chinese takeout and a barq's root beer.
>>214832063>>214833918Sounds like you're unhappy and resentful already. This won't magically go away one day, it's embedded in the foundation of your relationship. So if you think it's rocky now it'll just keep getting worse.
>"I want 16 guys to show up at my apartment for Halo split screen lan parties once a week"
>>214834116Ironically my hatred for her is almost what keeps me going at this point and I'm not sure what I'd be living for if I didn't have it
>>214834110wtf is "barqs"? Do you mean Bangs?
>>214834270Ever hear of beer, dumbass?
I just want a robot gf to have sex with and maybe play games with, but to be left alone that aside and not have to do any chores or work
I want both of Mark Zuckerberg's thumbs.
>I want to die
>>214834342I'm drinking my 5th IPA right now and she says I smell like it but somehow I'm not bothered by that statement
>>214834270How does hating your gf keep you going? You'd probably be happier without the burden.
>>214833983Girls don’t poop though?
>>214831655i fucked up my life so bad
