>oh no I'm beautiful and super strong and immortal>fuck you Lestat for afflicting me with this "curse"
>>214835937i relate to louis. lestat is a pest. a bug.
>>214835937You don't get it.
was lestat actually gay or just a little zesty?
>>214835937It's amazing how they could make a homoerotic film with so many famous guys in the 90s.And yet the movie is still good, loli is beautiful, the filming is high-quality. The new TV series remake is just complete shit.
>>214835937Not for free. Now he is Lestat's bitch.
>>214836287All vamps are fags. They suck each other for a living.
>>214835937>be beautiful and super strong and immortal>but has to be around LestatSome things are just not worth it.
>>214835937>>214836388the real problem would be getting blood; i'm personally already annoyed enough at the inconvenience of cooking, let alone going to the trouble of luring someone into my house to kill them every time i get hungry
>>214836925probably wouldn't be too hard if you looked like braddu pittu
It's weird when a dude vampire feeds on a dude human. It's kinda gay.
>be immortal>friends die>everyone dies>no more blood>everything finished, quiet>sun goes supernova>ow my skin>ow ow ow
>>214835937>A brooding, handsome creature of the night Literally me
>>214836287>>214836289>>214837192Nope. this movie is for girls . It's a shlick flick if you catch my drift
>>214835937>A friendless loser cursed to walk eternity aloneLiterally me
>>214836346No. Only bitch erotica shit is gay. Eastern folklore vampires were hideous. Just reanimated, bloated dead people that needed blood to survive. Pretty sure zombies just became offshoot of it but instead of blood they made it brains