>oh no I'm beautiful and super strong and immortal>fuck you Lestat for afflicting me with this "curse"
>>214835937i relate to louis. lestat is a pest. a bug.
>>214835937You don't get it.
was lestat actually gay or just a little zesty?
>>214835937It's amazing how they could make a homoerotic film with so many famous guys in the 90s.And yet the movie is still good, loli is beautiful, the filming is high-quality. The new TV series remake is just complete shit.
>>214835937Not for free. Now he is Lestat's bitch.
>>214836287All vamps are fags. They suck each other for a living.
>>214835937>be beautiful and super strong and immortal>but has to be around LestatSome things are just not worth it.
>>214835937>>214836388the real problem would be getting blood; i'm personally already annoyed enough at the inconvenience of cooking, let alone going to the trouble of luring someone into my house to kill them every time i get hungry
>>214836925probably wouldn't be too hard if you looked like braddu pittu
It's weird when a dude vampire feeds on a dude human. It's kinda gay.
>be immortal>friends die>everyone dies>no more blood>everything finished, quiet>sun goes supernova>ow my skin>ow ow ow
>>214835937>A brooding, handsome creature of the night Literally me
>>214836287>>214836289>>214837192Nope. this movie is for girls . It's a shlick flick if you catch my drift
>>214835937>A friendless loser cursed to walk eternity aloneLiterally me
>>214836346No. Only bitch erotica shit is gay. Eastern folklore vampires were hideous. Just reanimated, bloated dead people that needed blood to survive. Pretty sure zombies just became offshoot of it but instead of blood they made it brains
>>214835937been saying it for years, louis be whining n shiet. complaining about the dark gift is just silly...
>>214835937A question for all you bloodloving vampires out thereLets say, you are an imprisoned vampire who has been starved for ages. You are at a point where you are willing to lick a drop of blood off the floor.After all that time, they toss you a victim for consumption. He is a fat hairy guy, who has more fat than blood running in his veins. As a joke, they gave him a box of Viagra, so that all the "good blood" is around his erected micropenisWould you suck him dry? If yes, would you feel gay or bad about it? Could the shame of that bloodsucking experience be so overwhelming that all that shame and guilt turn into joyous lust? Will you go for cock to suck out his warmest blood?
>>214837948this movie was made for me
>>214835937Why is there always a 4chan thread about a movie that I had seen recently? Today, it is Interview with a vampire, couple of days ago it was zodiac.
