Fire and Ash more like Fart and AssIt's going to flop
>>2148382072 billies at least!
>>214838207Oh zoomie, your hatred for Avatar is legendary. It will do better than the last one did.
>>214838207>trying to convince people that it's a real moviewhat do you get out of this?
Na'vi are the real racists
>>214838207
>>214838819This butthurt goes much deeper than you imagine
Navi are not native to PandoraI mean just look at the native faunaThen look at the Navi
>>214839775>Humans are not native to Earth>I mean just look at the native fauna>Then look at the Humans
>>214841044>Look at humansFour limbs>Look at vertebrate animalsFour limbsOk now let's do Pandora>Look at Na'viFour limbs>Look at literally any other organism at all on PandoraSix limbsMake it make sense
>>214841372Na'vi share the same cerebral vibrils as the megafauna, it's much more complex than 2 poor limbs in terms of evolution.Humans are the only bipedal mammals, and the only one to not have a bone in the dick which drives me crazy this is so unfair.
>>214838207>Disney is trying to play the same "We will say that it will flop to then laugh at the haters when it doesn't" card third time in a row
>>214838207Just for that comment, three billies.
>>214841578In the new trailer Spider mind melds with a fish or somethingHe can also breathe without a maskFace it, Na'vi are not native
>>214838207>a THIRD movie in the past century worth watching in 3D>flopnah
>>214838207Gen Z boss and two billies
>>214841578>Humans are the only bipedal mammals,Kangaroos aren't mammals?
>#1 Franchise Of All Times>flopYou're just butthurt. Cry more.Cameron is a G.O.D.Greatest Of Directors.
>>214841986Not to me they aren't.
>>214841044apes are literally humanoid
>>214839609How can they be the good guys if they're against mass migration? LET.THEM.IN!
>>214841997other than its massive popularity, avatar is a pretty shit franchise
>>214841925would be hilarious if it turned out that the na'vi themselves were ancient space-faring refugees that got indoctrinated by eywa
>>214838207This movie will make 1 quadrillion dollars and it will break economies worldwide and solve world hunger and make James Cameron King of the Universe for the next eight million years
>>214842092if anything one person absorbing all the paper money will destroy the economy
>>214841986Most of the time they are tripedal. Saying they are bipedal because they use two legs when they run would make us monopedal for the same reason.
>>214842041Simple tribes who worship earth, water, fire are just not that interesting. This is supposed to be 7 movies? Cameron's gonna run out of elements.
>>214838207>>214838207They just dropped the second trailer and I'm not perceiving any buzz compared to the last one.I'm wondering if the Kirk/Kimmel controversy will affect it in any way?Not likely but you never know?!?FACT!!!
>>214842055Eywa having an agenda of her own was the only interesting part of the trailer.
>>214839775>>214841044I'm just hoping the last movie features some Lovecraftian leviathan that starts swatting spaceships!!!FACT!!!
>>214842367>Eywa having an agenda of her own was the only interesting part of the trailer.Don't know about having an agenda.It's been established that she communicated through living organisms like plants, Na'vi and animals. It doesn't appear that she has any control over things like rocks, water, fire, weather, otherwise she would have used them against the military!Seems the Fire Tribe just hates her because her connection to them was severed because any organics matter was reduced to fire and ash, see what I did there, so she couldn't help them and they still resent that.How long ago was that, who knows? I'm just looking forward to the Rule 34 porn of the lead fire bitch raping Neytiri!!!FACT!!!
>>214842517>It doesn't appear that she has any control over things like rocks, water, fire, weather, otherwise she would have used them against the military!Maybe she likes humans, maybe she wants them around.
Eywa, I have a questionWhat does a goddess want with a starship?
>>214842651My kid wants to play with it.
>>214842649if she is benevolent then this would make sense, or somehow she's dying and needs more brain power, or she's seeking to reproduce and seed earth
Avatar 2 felt like filler. Definitely won't pay to watch this one, especially not in 3D. Hate that gimmick.
>>214842517maybe eywa didn't want to help them, she certainly has no problem turning all of the fauna on pandora into an immune system to kill human grunts just to save one of her neurons
I just want to see human avatars of the main Na'vi crew
>>214842869The idea that the fire tribe is just mistaken and that Eywa still loves them is really dull. They believe that Eywa is an enemy. That's just more interesting.
>>214838819It doesn't have any of the fanservice that helped the last one make so much bank
>>214843014I will chimp if there's a retarded 'come to jesus' moment although cameron cannot do anything other than cliches so we'll see
>>214838819Abatap isn't shilling this one. That's a bad sign.
I side with the humansBut I'll give the ash xenos a chance
>>214843044Maybe for you…
>>214843078He is. He's got a job now, so it's not full time shilling.
>>214843073Even Jake seems to be freaked out that Eywa converted Spider, and calls it Navi genocide. They seem to be setting her up as a being who's not necessarily on their side.
>>214843198abatap died in ukraine anon
>>214842869>maybe eywa didn't want to help them, she certainly has no problem turning all of the fauna on pandora into an immune system to kill human grunts just to save one of her neuronsAs I explained it seems that she couldn't help them and what could animals do against volcanos? Now if the case is that they refused to leave the area, as they clearly have by still being there, and Eywa didn't want to send animals into danger to help them that might be a reason?But then she didn't have a problem with sacrificing them to battle against the military and only when she was under direct threat.But then how much of a threat was there as the military was only attacking one central node amongst who knows how many across and entire planet which is something else I'm hoping the sequels expand upon. How far reaching is Ewya? Are there possibly other consciousnesses in other areas? Are they friends or potential enemies and could that spread into a global conflict between everything on the planet?Whatever, I'm sure furry faggots, like the one that shot Charlie Kirk, will be fapping themselves raw while watching it......https://youtu.be/E1Amh2MfJ4U?si=B9iWjFaRO6IK8mlwNo homo!!!FACT!!!So maybe there's something more to this conflict
It's gonna be great.
>>214843294damn, broi'd hate to think he's in one of the hundreds of videos i've seen
>>214843294No, he was trapped (hehe) under his house in his basement for a few weeks. He had food, water and his neyney fleshlite to survive.Urine count a water, right?
>>214843333facts
>>214843232The Na'vi had their chanceEywa has lost interest in themNow it's the Terrans turn
>>214843527>WAAHHHH THIS IS BLUE GENOCIDE! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!Why are they so insecure?
>>214843232I mean it's pretty clear Eywa never cared about the Na'vi. It let humans strip-mine Pandora for decades, only awoke to save its own network node after letting hundreds of Na'vi get slaughtered by like 80 humans, then went back to sleep and let the humans return to slaughter more Na'vi.
>>214843073I think the most cliched ending for this saga would be humans and navi teaming up against a common foe. It's either going to be eywa or some third faction that hasn't been revealed yet.
I hope Quaritch turns against humanity for mindmelting na'vi sex.
>>214844097Spider and Kiri will represent a new, united future
>>214844097Never ask a human supremacist what race his girlfriend is.
>The treeniggers don't need Eywa after allThen wtf was the point fighting?>Quartich getting in bed with the nativeshypocrite>Human boy starts becoming navi for why?Unless he gets taller and fucks one of the navi there's no point
>>214842055>>214841925>>214842367>>214843310>Ewya can't do anything when fire threatens to displace the Navi>Ewya wages a genocidal holy war against the humans when they threaten to displace the NaviThe planet being sentient and hostile and ultimately a slavemaster of the Navi and the Fire Tribe being the only real free tribe would be too kino for a shabbos goyim like Cameron.
I wish they spaced these out more and used them as technology demonstrators for the best cgi and visuals hollywood can make because the plot is ehhhhLooks hot though hahahaha
>>214843918Since Eywa is the "mother" god, then the most cliched ending would be them all teaming up against the "father" god.
Kiri and Spider make a good couple?
>>214843602How does that work? Does he have a queue now?
>>214843333checked. Quaritch will have to fight Lyle when he sides with Varang over the RDA
how will Spider eventually get along with his na'vi half-siblings?
>>214845511
>>214845629YOU CAN'T DO THIS, CAMERON! YOU HACK!
>Sp*der
At least Tuktirey is happy and thriving
>>214839775Pretty sure this is the case. I forgot what the spoiler was but iirc Eiwa is supposed to be an AI.
>>214845629>white man sticking his BWQ (big white queue) in the natives and taming them to his will>this is portrayed as a positive and whimsical moment What did Cameron mean by this?
>>214845729Fuck this bitch, they managed to make her completely unlikeable in movie 2 and I'm guessing it's all down hill from then. Hope she dies in 3
>>214845819It's not a spoiler. It's a headcanon theory based on evidence presented. It's been obvious since the original movie that she's an artificial being.
>>214846032
>>214846032>What is this shit?! Characters change and have an ARC?! BARF! They need to stay exactly the same, being sexy for me and smiling all the time. OR KILL THEM!
>>214846039
the cat that sold the world
>>214845512>sides with Varang over the RDANothing in the trailers suggests the Ash People will redeem themselves and turn against the RDA. If that happens, I don't think it will be in this movie. They appear to still be allied toward the beginning when they have the huge air battle, and toward the end when Jake is captured
>>214838819Can they just shave his head already? I can't concentrate on the movie whenever this fucking mop's on screen, it's so ridiculous.
>>214846032Neytiri is confirmed to be sticking around for all 5 of Jim's movies. In Avatar 5 she will somehow go to Earth, where she might use a live action Zoe Saldana "human avatar" body
>>214846123>toward the end when Jake is capturedNothing suggests that happens at the end. If anything that happens in the first third. >Jake and family are still with Metkayina>Wind Nomads are visiting the Metkayina>Ash Na'vi attack Nomads and are driven away>Quaritch is scouting around for better ways to attack the Na'vi>runs across the Ash na'vi and gets mindraped, but also allies with them showing them what fire technology he can give them so they can kill the other Na'vi>They show up in force to destroy the Metkayina and Jake gives himself up to get his friends spared>rest of movie plays out
>>214842258I thought it was supposed to be 5 movies, one for each element and then Avatar: Endgame
>>214846142kek you're brain is so rotten. I'm glad you can't enjoy anything
>>214839609finally a movie with some representationnow I can show my racist son a movie with heroes he can identify with
>>214846060>muh hecking arcThe arc is shit, she became an annoying hothead crying brat. If her arc was she becoming a rapper and driving a lowrider would you enjoy it just for the sake of the arc?
>>214846270>you're brain is so rotten>says the rat who takes pleasure from another's pain
>>214846261>>214842258Jim's plan is 5 movies. Avatar 5 would be the last one that's directed and co-written by him. It could continue after that with other hands at the wheel, but 6 would probably be a soft reboot type thing with a new cast
>>214846035Nah some anon legit leaked the plot for the movies, this was years ago before the second movie released.
>>214846379What's the deal with Varang's constant aura farming?
>>214838819This but unironically. The stories are usually unintelligible mush but damn can that man make a visually spectacular giant cat people movie.
>>214846404It gives her dominion.
DAILY REMINDER: Cameron owns Terminator now, so when they return to Earth we find out its same universe.
>>214846395>humanlets
>>214846320if Jim just keeps re-investing the billies into producing avatar then it will be self-sustaining and go on forever until they can set up a na'vi cloning facility and make it all real
>>214846454>>214846320We'll get GTA 6 and 5 Avatar movies before the Winds of Winter.
>>214846420I like Oona, I wish her the best, so please don't flop
>>214846454James Cameron will make me my very own Neytiri wife and giant blue chad body?! Bless that man!
>>214846487george is going to die soon and his estate will 'finish' it using his notes and drafts as a cashgrab
Crabbros, 2025 is our year!
>>214843333Well that's all the confirmation I need.
>shot in the backIs... is Neytiri gonna die? :(
>>214846565I fucking wish, she's standing between the true romance of the series- jake and spider[/spider]
>>214846565Her suffering is reaching its peak. It would be a kindness to ease her torment and take Neytiri into Eywa.
>>214846565wtf why would they show this in the trailer??
>>214846438>Eywa vs. SkynetI could see it
>>214846538How am I supposed to not like these guys?
>>214846663you're supposed to just see a bunch of crazy shit happening on the screen and move on until the movie comes out. They didn't expect us to actually analyze every frame
>>214846538The human tech has always been my afvorite part of the Avatar movies. Such awesome designs.
>>214846565No, but it takes her out of action and puts her in the resistance group's clinic/hospital here >wounded Neytiri is unable to be a protector for her family >children get captured again >children are used to capture Jake, successfully this time, and possibly execute him
>>214846707It's the conundrum of Avatar. I root for both sides and like all of them. I hate to see them kill each but enjoy it at the same time.
NO MORE NEY SUFFERING! STOP IT!
>>214846708I'm analyzing jake's pec bounce in this webm if that's what you mean
>>214846631she is not cut out for the warrior life, shouldn't have married jake, she should be in the jungle making songbeads or whatever the fuck
Does anyone remember abatap? What happened to him?
>>214846827Why is he such a slut?
>>214846565>>214846663>>214846708>>214846759The scene where Neytiri gets shot happens early in the film. We can tell from the fact that Neytiri has mourning make-up on that she had at the end of part 2 when they buried their son. She will get medical treatment and survive.
>>214846846he's currently decomposing in a ditch in donbass
>>214846846>>214846902It's unknown. There's a pasta about how he died fighting in Ukraine in 2015, but other posts claiming he died go all the way back to 2011. His alleged death has been a meme since the moment he stopped posting
>>214846885>Neytiri incoming!
>>214838207How do you still live?
MINIMUM $2bn incoming.
>>214847168>NOOO STEP MOMMY VARANG! DON'T TORTURE MY PUNY HUMAN COCK! AHHHH!
>>214847168>Varang will never tie you up and tease your erect cock with the tendrils of her neural queueLiving is suffering.
>>214847202Anons should brace themselves for the strong possibility that it grosses "only" around $1.5 billion. >not a surprise like the first one>only a 3 year wait, not 13 years which made Way of Water feel like more of a special event >middle chapter of the pentalogy which might be more of a downer overall, so fewer people feel like seeing it multiple times >higher anti-American sentiment around the world vs a few years ago making it so Hollywood blockbusters in general aren't performing internationally as well as they could otherwise
>>214847740I don't think most people even know that Avatar will be a pentalogy.People are probably looking for some high-quality escapism and I think Avatar does that pretty well for the most part.I think if anything Avatar 2 will be the reason that holds the new one back. I think The Way of Water was a disappointment and felt like the work of a lesser writer/director
blue sexy cats
>spider without the maskOH N-
>>214846565AARGH RIGHT IN THE TIT
>>214847841Whether people know the plan is for a pentalogy or not, I just think Fire and Ash being the middle chapter will make it the low point in terms of tone. Especially if there's something like Jake dies in it. Like how Two Towers is looked back on as still good but it's no one's favorite LotR movie, and doesn't seem to get rewatched or talked about as much as the others
>Ok, and now you roast everyone alive>OOOooona!
>>214846296nta, but you're also insufferable, so you aren't saying much.
>Another snack break?! Listen here, you little shit!
>>214846538Yep, we're back.
Watching second movie and trailers for third one made me realize how monstrous was an achievement they had in the first movie.Some of the mocap in the first movies somehow looks better than in second and third one, and it's been 16 years since then.I think its the amount of efforst that went into each little detail. Technologically second and third one are better but amount of love each individual shot got in the first one manages to elevate it above other two.Some of the creatures and Na'vi characters stil look more realistic in the first movie.
>>214847279
>>214848634
I want to stroke Neytiri's tail!
>>214849129why isn't the entire movie crabchads doing crab things
>>214849390or other features
>Neytiri's face after going through all the war and suffering in this latest movie
>>214849492I would love the full Neyney deluxe bust, but it costs more than my car cost me
Cute angry
>>214850096AI commando Neyney is hot actually
>>214850257me on the right
>>214847841WoW was better than first though.
>>214838819> this world is a lot retarded than you can imagine…
>>214838207Fire and Ass
NANTI
>>214851142NAVI
>>21483820720 years later people are still here spreading reddit tier rhetoric about the film... move on the films are great and about to cement james as Trilogy master of masters!
>>214838819This wont even make 1B have you not seen what has happened to DisneY?
>>214848221It seems like a low point just from how samey it is. Someone is captured, children on the run, water battles, sky battles, crabchads. We've seen it all before.
>>214851491It's not the same at all though. That's like saying The Two Towers is the same as Fellowship. Quite ignorant and astoundingly stupid.
>>214846631it would actually be kinder for her to use a human avatar body and live as a human while jake rapes the shit out of her with his big blue cock
>>214851517Avatar fatigue is setting in. ZERO billies.
>>214846759wrong the arrow will be the ending for the film, she will die after the last fight and sully goes insane and gives up to go back to earth in despair leaving loak and co to make a mission to go earth and save him
>>214851491you are brown
>>214848406what does sex feel like :(
>>214850096this is retarted you made her look like some miami thot street walker, my dick is not complaiing i would rape the fuck out of it but i dont want her as a fucking VASQUEZ
>>214851285sex with prime Zoe while she pretends to be Neytiri
>>214847740My interpretation is that movies 2+3 go together, as do 4+5. So we'll have more of a conclusion this time around until things start back up again with avatar 4 in 2029. Hard to predict billies tho. I imagine it'll do pretty well.
>>214851285>Zoe there's a white guy behind you
>>214851764>Zoe: Ok, time for the unsimulated sex scene, Sam>Sam: Wait, did they change the script-?>Zoe: Yes, now be quiet and lay down!
>>214846565Neytiri will not die and not suffer
>he promised to end my suffering day one>that was three years ago and it's only gotten worse
>>214838207It won't flop, but it's not gonna make 2 billies anymore. Cameron's run has to run out sometime. Plus he's old and tired - have you seen some of his recent interviews? He doesn't have any energy left, his once authoritative way of speech has become severely exhausted and docile.
>>214852928He doesn't have that same fire anymore, but he still sounded like a confident know-it-all when he was giving interviews about how Stockton Rush was a retard who deserved to die
>>214852968Yep, but even that is done. Look at this recent interview:https://youtu.be/v_x3OZlnkwM?si=1MhuhshUneYFayrGHe speaks like a grandpa who's just done. You can see he's a tired, old man very clearly. I don't think he'll be finishing the Avatar movies, much less the Hiroshima movie he promised - and if he does, it won't be an amazing film as per usual by him.
Don’t mind me. Just collecting evidence of Jimmy doubters to laugh at in a few months.
>>214853081He still sounds incredibly smart and articulate, and it's a sobering topic they're discussing, all those japs getting roasted.I obviously don't think he can do it forever, but that interview wasn't proof of him slowing down
>>214841986They're marsupials you ignorant inbred retard hick faggot
>>214846538Should get their own animated series.
>>214852695is someone going to finally put her out of her misery
>>214853399marsupials are a subset of mammals
>>214850096>Neytiri have you ever been mistaken for a human male?>No, have you?
>>214853545Would be kino. At least give it to us in a game to drive around
>>214853545Never going to happen because Jimmy expects you to hate them because they are the bad guys and he will not tolerate people liking them.
>>214846565nah quarrichs good girl is going to mind fuck neytiri into a sex slave
>>214846793neytiri will learn to enjoy her suffering
>>214855173Not true. Jim purposefully made all the RDA stuff very cool so you'd like them.
>>214849492it better have usable mouth and throat
>>214852646but shes gonna cum... alot
>>214855459>You can not live like this, baby. You must embrace the suffering!
>Quaritch hiking the volcano
>Quaritch teams up with Jake and the kids to watch through the swamp
>>214838819pretty sure he's talking to quaritch here
>Lo'ak and Tsireya dive to the shipwreck
>>214855596We Death Stranding now
>>214846538Which one are you? I'm the one punching the air
>>214851417I don't think most people associate Avatar with Disney, even though yes it is distributed by them now. The logo at the beginning is the "20th Century Studios" one, not the Disney one
>>214847380I would never be able to satisfy her with my human cock :( I just hope she wouldn't be too mean about it (that is a lie).
>>214855652>I come bearing gifts from Kojimbo
>Lyle, let's get em
>>214855648Would be kino if they included a subplot about some humans diving somewhere deep in the ocean and imploding, just because they were overconfident and didn't want to follow regulations
>>214845243>>Ewya can't do anything when fire threatens to displace the Navi>>Ewya wages a genocidal holy war against the humans when they threaten to displace the Navi>The planet being sentient and hostile and ultimately a slavemaster of the Navi and the Fire Tribe being the only real free tribe would be too kino for a shabbos goyim like Cameron.This has got me thinking if he's going to make Pandora a riff on Solaris, which Cameron produced a 2002 remake of Directed by Steven Soderbergh, where the entire planet was made of water, or at least a water like substance and had a form of consciousness. I know the whole point was about the inner human drama but I always wished that we could have seen the planet up close, even exploring it under the water surface? My hope is that Cameron goes insane and makes whatever happens planetwide by the end!!!FACT!!!
>>214851648bags of sand?
>>214855573exactly, neytiri must harness the suffering and turn it into orgasm fuel
>>214855941When Jake connects with the HDMI cable!!!FACT!!!
>>214845629I know Kiri wants him to do that with her
>>214857876Solaris had no other creatures but the water super-organism
I really don't feel like driving an hour to watch this in IMAX.
