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In retrospect its so fucking funny that THIS was the first thing we saw of the Sequel Trilogy.
This image overflows with negative psychic energy.
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HE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
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>>214843744
I'm so tired of this insufferable shit. I just hope it finally dies after filonislop flops.
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The moment I decided to never watch those movies.
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>>214843744
John Boyega is the best part of the sequel trilogy. He actually is a fan of Star Wars. He’s just given nothing to work with and is shafted in favor of a retarded woman
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>>214844786
literally his reaction is justified after he realized how dogshit and unoriginal the slop trilogy was
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>>214844786
Its the ugliest, fattest nigger they could find. Loud and obnoxious too, proper nigger. Ive seen half an hour from that film because it was bad, but calling this baboon the best part of it is deranged.
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>>214845165
He is the best part. That’s how bad it is
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>>214843744
I don't see the issue but I'm not racist.
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>>214843744
I see thissue but I'm racist.
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>>214843744
the ironic part is that oogaboogyega ended up being the least-bad part about the sequels
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>that lovely druggy youtube whore getting jumpscared by this

That was funny.
Plus she got fat with huge milkers later. Brosnan would be proud.
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>>214843744
yea lol it was pretty much a microcosm of everything to come "here look its something you love.....BAM! fuck you whitey!"
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>>214845165
You can't say the n word.
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>>214843744
>negative psychic energy
You mean your racism?
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Is modern star wars even worth watching? Mom got roped into one of those "free disney plus" schemes and I got her to get her credit card stuff out and end the membership but we still have 20 days of """free""" Disney Plus at this point. What the fuck do I even watch on this shitty thing?
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>>214844759
Same
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>>214845362
why are racists so mentally weak?
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>>214846100
Andor is good
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>>214843744
>nigger abandons his job
>steals a ship
>runs off with a white woman
>almost gets killed by a man with robes and a burning cross
What did they mean by this?
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>>214845201
No it's that storm trooper with the cool foldy weapon
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>>214846230
Why do you think pretending to be stupid makes you smart?
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>>214844786
This faggot didn't see him during BLM
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>>214843744
He was originally White too, JJ forced them to change the race because he hates White people.
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>>214846498
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>>214846476
I don’t care about americuck politics
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>>214843744
They didn't even hire a good one either
Like they straight up just full on literally who congo monkey with it instead
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>>214846230
>oy vey stop being perceptive, goy
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>>214845165
What were they even thinking
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>>214846498
Many such cases
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>>214846848
Subverting society.
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>>214846100
Watch some 1960-1995 live action disney movies
Surely a streaming service dedicated soley to disney movies has some of those
The original flubber, etc.
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>>214843744
coal black lovecraftian besmirched etc.
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>>214846100
Andor is kino overall but all the stuff with Andor's friend group is pretty boring and makes certain parts of the plotline drag.
First season of Mandalorian is pretty solid. Does a good overall job of capturing the look and feel of the original star wars, and the references/callbacks are tastefully done. S2 onward it just becomes filonislop and the show just becomes a vehicle to shoehorn in every memberberry and cameo you could possibly imagine
Book of Boba Fett is absolutely horrible, and even knowing anything about its existence completely destroy's Fett's cool factor retroactively. Avoid at all costs
Kenobi miniseries is complete trash
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>>214843744
>Let's insert body horror into our Star Wars trailer
Bad idea
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>>214847011
I'd go with 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
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I'm getting chud fatigue
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>>214844786
Its ironic that EA Battlefront 2 had more respect for the character than Disney. Basically one of the best Hero characters.
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>>214848613
>I'm getting...
Nah you've always been and always were a niggerfaggot this whole time
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>>214845165
They literally had a fucking caricature of a New Orlean's pimp in TESB and you retarded Pol/chuds don't give a fuck.
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>>214848613
then you're in the wrong place
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The entire sequel trilogy could have been saved by hiring an attractive black guy for Finn and putting him in a love triangle with Rey and Kylo. Adam Driver is also weird looking, but that works for an evil guy.
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>>214848718
a) He didn't look like a literal monkey
b) He wasn't there just because jews wanted to mock me
c) I didn't have chronic nigger fatigue then
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This was lotterally done to make him the hate lightning rod away from the dumpster fire that is Rey and the story.

Also take away from the embarrassing kylo ren face reveal.
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Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.

I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.

When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.

Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.

I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.

Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.

Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
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>>214848613
Not me being a chud is empowering. You should relate as a nigger with nog empowerment
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A Stormtrooper redemption story would have been amazing. Imagine if Rey was the goofy sidekick and the trilogy was TR-8R...could have been great.

I live in the wrong multiverse.
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>>214848718
Billy Dee Williams was cool nigga. So was Sam Jackson.
John Ongabonga is cringe nigga.
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>>214849023
He really should have replaced the ginger as the leader of the first order and laid the posh British accent on thick as hell.
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>>214844786
His over-acting is part of the reason the sequels suck, he cannot be subtle so his lines are either shouted or comedic, his attitude also fucking sucks, do your job and shut the fuck up.
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I can't believe you fags are still mad over this.
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>>214843744
HE DINDU NUFFIN
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>>214849023
>Dee Williams
nice!
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>>214843744
Him and Poes banter was probably the most memorable part of FA. And they just separate the two for the sequel, what the fuck was Rian smoking?

The sequel trilogy as a whole was such a shit show, and to think they actually threw away Lucas’s treatments for it.
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>>214848879
Classic
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>>214843744
disney made pirates of the caribbean just a few years before they bought star wars. they really should have been able to do better than this.
whatever people say about KK, I know she never wanted her legacy to be that they gave star wars to a woman and she fucked it up and killed the franchise. of course they made them woke, etc but I would bet my house she really thought they were making mostly harmless crowd pleasers that og star wars fans would actually like, and she just completely failed.
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>>214843744
It's not his fault people behind the scenes decided to ruin star wars, he's just a guy who wanted to be in a movie. Direct your displeasure to the correct people.
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>>214843744
why do americans like these monkeys so much
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What's so funny about it? It's just a black man, and it's not like we never saw those in Star Wars before. Sounds to me like you're just a racist. Nobody normal would think twice about this.
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>>214850948
Shalom.
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>>214850983
I don't understand this response. Why are you replying to me with just a Hebrew greeting? What exactly is this supposed to tell me?
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>>214846257
Andor isn’t Star Wars.
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>>214843744
>literally a janny
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>>214850948
The way its written, his character doesn't need to exist. That's why.
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>>214851047
shalom
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>>214851479
Guten tag!

See, I can do that too.
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>>214848879
>I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face
Kek, this pasta makes me laugh every time
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>>214851505
yeah but it makes more sense when he does it
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>>214850075
>Kylo I need you to give your step mom a baby
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>214850948
>real nigga
>real nigga
>bitch nigga
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>>214844721
as long as the Blackrock jews pump fake money into Disney,
the propaganda continues
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>>214852367
She cute.



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