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or one that will run out of cartridges mid air
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>>214846260
Post Bully Maguire, not Toby Maguire
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>>214846260
>Oh yeah, spiderman, the superhero with all the abilities of a spider.... except make webs... he can't do that for some reason....
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spiders don't shoot webs... and the silk comes out near their anus. anus-man.
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>>214846446
So you're saying Peter can only shit webs out of his ass?
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>>214846260
I gave up on the 90s cartoon back when I was 7 years old because everytime the action would be getting good Spidey would say "oh no I'm low on web! I'll have to go back to my lab to get some cartridges!" and I was tired of throwing my hands in the air. It happened like twice an episode.
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>>214846260
Guy with infinite web
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Cartridges just feel wrong and the technology is so overpowered it almost feels more supernatural than him having organic webs.
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>>214847592
it's just to show he's genius level outside of being bitten by a spider
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>>214846446
Redditor complaint
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>>214846260
Cartridges in mid air.
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>>214846342
Spiders don't have silk glands on their feet and don't spin webs from there, and it would be off-putting to watch a human do a more anatomically logical version of it
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>>214846260
Venom
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>>214847905
Why have him even get powers from an atomic spider if you’re going get all anatomically correct. I will accept him getting powers form a spider over some poor kid making web shooters in his bedroom
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>>214848164
Alternatively: if they did the origin story again, they could establish that the particular special genetically engineered spider that bites him was altered such that it actually does have silk glands on its feet instead of abdomen- some lab coat says it's an experiment to see if the web spinning is more efficient that way or whatever.
Then it makes a bit more sense for a human to get the glands on his wrists
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>>214847092
no you fucking faggot, only when he's sitting on my face
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Cartridges
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Organic webs run out too.
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>>214849155
Organic running out is better than carts running out because it mean's spidey's at his limits instead of just a dumbass that didn't prepare enough.
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>>214849155
And he or gets sleepy after using a lot of them.
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>>214846260
I don't want to be saved
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>>214848164
>>214848367
>>214847905
Some spiders do not produce silk.
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>>214849236
That's why he's trying his hardest to save you.
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>>214849236
NOBODY SAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE
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>>214849207
It really doesn't make as big of a difference as people make it out to be, whether its organic or invented his webs will run out when the writers want them to.
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>>214849279
I CAN'T EVEN SAAAVE MYYYYYSEEEELLLFF
SO JUST SAVE YOURSELF
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Organic web. Though he's been shown to run out. When not having a crisis, I figure it'd be like being forced to cum over and over again. Sure you can make it happen, but you'd eventually shoot nothing and it'd hurt.
The carts need to be retconned away, as I'm sure they have a few times in the past. Just make the webs part of his spider powers because duhhh
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Why not have him produce webbing from his nether regions, but then use science to harvest it, refine it, and load it into web shooter cartridges? Other than that being gross, it makes some sense.



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