apparently, Amy Adams is Mara Jade in the movie Starfighter. Ryan Gosling's character is protecting Luke's son.
>>214847369>Amy Adams is Mara JadeThat fat bitch? NOOOOO.
Fake rumor, the skywalker bloodline is over
>some mexican is the spawn of a blond and a redhead
>>214847369Disney "canon" can't be saved by anything, the damage's been done.
When this movie bombs they'll say turning Star Wars into a female dominated franchise doesn't matter.
>>214847429>this is a mexican???
>>214847369I hope this is true because it fixes absolutely nothing and is just digging the hole deeper.
>>214847369Would be absolutely hilarious if true. Such a tacit admission of total femcel defeat.
>>214847597it fixes that the Skywalker bloodline isn't over and that Luke isn't a virgin but a chad ginger-fucker
We're so back bros. Slowly but surely the memory of those last three abominations will be forgotten and a new kino trilogy will rise.
>>214847727Moved from the "sequels will be reevaluated" cope to a new one I see.
>>214847801No one has said that. everyone hates the rian johnson films
>>214847801We’ve been authorized to use a “sequels were bad” talking point to sell the new movie
How crazy would it be if Gosling was Kyle Katarn?
>>214847415Why did Jobal birth a random black child?
>>214847369Won't make any difference. It's too late for pandering. As soon as it gets released it's getting review bombed.
>>214847369lmao there's zero chance this is true
>>214847902yeah obviously
>leaked screenshot of Daisy's cameo
>>214847369Even if that was real, nobody would care. Everyone knows it should be Luke raising his own son and the new order, not some literal who doing yet another babysitting escort mission like the blandalorian or the acked of us, transporting him to live with Rey and her totally cool new Jedi order. Who the hell would want to see that?
>half the film is a flashback soft-retconning the sequel trilogy and showing Luke and Mara's Romeo & Juliet relationship while slaughtering stormtroopers and a new sith menaceonly way they could make me even pretend to care
>>214847910I would actually pay to go see it if that was the case
>>214847415>Ruwee>Jobal>Pooja>Ryoofucking star wars, man
Wait is Amy playing the role they tried to get Mikey in for?
>>214848041they'd never let Luke be that cool. Mara is going to say she pity fucked Luke and only because he was famous
>>214847369Briefcase Wanker from Inbetweeners is also in this apparently
>>214847415This was always so stupid. If Luke was one of the best Jedi to exist then he should have been knocking up every broad around him to ensure there would more Jedi with his lineage in the future
>>214848334>"like millions of young girls... I fell in love with the legend">*dramatically turns her head with tears in her eyes*>"I guess it's true when they say you should never meet your heroes...">twittertards: OMG EVERY WRITER LITERALLY COLLECTIVELY SHAT THEIR PANTS WITH ENVY AT THAT LINE
>>214847369Who is mara jade?
>>214848535>I was young, and he took advantage of that...
>>214847369Gay if true. Mara Jade is a garbage fanfiction reddit character. And enough with the Skywalker wank. How about some new fucking stories.
>>214847369>Ryan Gosling's character is protecting Luke's sonkino. will pay to watch.
>>214848608>How about some new fucking stories.They torpedoes any chances for those with the Sequels. Now all you'll get is endless slop taking place within the same 40 years.
>>214847591so icsh <3
>>214848608>enough with the Skywalker wankI HOPE YOU GET SYPHILIS I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>214847369Lukes son with Leia????
>>214847914Do you not know how to read a family tree?
>>214848635People came back for the Mandalorian. Disney owns the IP and can keep throwing shit at the wall (paid for by licensing and general whoring of the brand) until something sticks with normies.
>>214848535>>214848566>I was only 23 years old... just a little girl....
>>214848041They will never retcon the Sequels. They had a perfect opportunity to do it with Ahsoka, and they didn't.
>>214848240Pooja is an EXTREMELY common female Indian name (inb4)
>>214848561Luke's girlfriend from the Zahn's Heir to the Empire trilogy, the only legitimate piece of Star Wars media that postdates Return of the Jedi, even after 35 years.
>>214848561Google it.
I like how Ryan Gosling, with his hair and beard, managed to look younger than he did in Barbie or Blade Runner.It’s all about personality and style. Having a cool beard or hairstyle or both, dressing well, avoiding getting extremely overweight and if you're skinny or fit it's better, and maintaining a positive attitude without ‘boomer energy’ can keep you looking cool and prevent you from being seen as a boomer, even as you get older, and you still hang out with younger people and women.Ryan Gosling is still in his mid-40s, and I think he could be like Keanu Reeves, hitting his 60s and still not considered a boomer because he’s cool.
Maybe the 2021-2023 Ryan Gosling hype with edits of him on Blade Runner, Drive, Barbie and other movies will be back.
>>214847556Correct
>>214849682Are you retarded, he's bogged himself into a disgusting ham mock
>>214849928*ham hock
>>214849701lmao good one
>>214849682>people and women
>>214850035Women aren't people, anon
>>214847369Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>>214847415>ryoo>poojalmao
>>214847369Fuck disney wars and fuck you fags who think bogged gosling and a mutt kid are worth getting excited for.
>>214848608>How about some new fucking stories."new stories" just means Filoni pushing his precious original cartoon characters into the live action sphere, and it's shit.
>>214847369>Modern Lucasfilm and Disney giving Luke a son>Modern Lucasfilm and Disney giving a shit about Luke>Modern Lucasfilm and Disney wanting to do anything good for LukeYou have a better chance and Israel and Palestine making peace than that.
>>214847727How the fuck did the entire galaxy keep forgetting about the Force and Jedis? At some points, they are part of the established order of the galaxy, but then within 30-50 years they are forgotten twice. Even in the first fucking movie, The Force is referred to as an "ancient religion" but in the prequels the Jedi were literally an entire sect of the larger governing bodies of the galaxy, and that was only like 20 years ago in-universe. Such a weird plothole they kept falling into.
>>214847415Did Shmi and Clieg know each other? How is Owen Anakin's stepbrother?
>>214847801The sequels have been re-evaluated. The Force Awakens released to very positive reception but after the trilogy concluded everyone realized it was actually a bit shit and laid a poor foundation for the rest of the trilogy
>>214847369>Kathleen Kennedy is overseeing itI shan't be watching
>>214850292There are atheists who call Christianity an ancient religion/superstition even though it's still being practiced today. So with Motti. He was just letting people know his low opinion of such beliefs.
>>214849682he's been wearing a hair piece for the last 3 movies.
>>214850193>implying this will be a good thing for LukeThis is just an excuse for his son to learn about what a coward he was and how he died alone on a rock from thinking too hard, leading to his son seeking out a "real" Jedi master, setting up the new Rey trilogy.
>>214847415There is another
>>214849435>Zahn's Heir Who?>>214849474Nah I think I’ll just skip it since I don’t know who these characters are. Have fun with you slop, manchild.
>>214850341Right, except it seems like in the original trilogy and newer movies, they talk as if this shit was some hokum from hundreds of years ago. On Leia's own home planet the Jedi Council was a big institution. They fought in the Clone Wars. But like 20 years later everyone acts as if they are seeing some ancient mythical shit happening instead of shit that was part of the government and reality like 20 years ago.
>>214850323Disney and Kathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars.
>>214847415Didn't you watch the ending of Disney's saga, dummy? She's Rey Skywalker now
>>214850738Han's dismissive attitude in the OT does seem strange. But there also are people in the OT who are more accepting of the force. In the scene where Vader force chokes Motti, the other commanders are only mildly perturbed by the event. They don't gape in shock and say, "WTF? HOW IS HE DOING THIS? ARE YOU TELLING ME THE FORCE IS REAL AFTER ALL?" Similarly in TESB, when Vader force chokes his failed subordinates to death in front of their staff, no one is shocked that it is happening or puzzled by its cause. They all know that Vader chokes people with the force, and that's just how it is.Then you have Jabba the Hutt in ROTJ, who knows about Jedi and laughs at Luke's attempted mind trick.
>>214847369Giving Luke a kid would be retarded for a number of reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jQtkG1ysowWe're so close to being able to make the Thrawn trilogy I can almost taste ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNF569-WWl0>inb4 ai slop
>>214850738I literally see comments on facebook/instagram all the time about europeans who thought that Mormons were fictional because growing up they only ever saw them in fictional tv shows.The universe is fucking huge. Even if there were 1000 jedi, that's still a drop in the bucket. Jedi still wouldn't have been involved in most battles. And how many civilians would have been on the front lines watching in the first place? As far as everyone normal's concerned, jedi were a weird cult that used to have way too much sway in the galaxy and then died out.
>>214851061they already botched thrawn who fucking cares
>>214848608>And enough with the Skywalker wankAgreed. It's been a problem since the EU, but the retarded Chosen One shit made it even worse. Lucas's stance on Luke not having kids was the right one.
>>214850081So all straight men are zoophiles?
>>214851061>He slaps her on the ass with his lightsaber at 0:19Impressive. Most impressive.
>>214847415> Luke skywalker> nothing AHHHHH NONONONO AHHAHAH HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>214847369looks like white boys are back on the menu boys
I never saw a star war. should I into the bbc one or the acalades?
>>214850738According to The Phantom Menace picture companion book(Lucas approved), the Jedi had dwindled to just a few thousand, including padawans and the support staff, who are those who failed becoming knights but are still considered members of the order. They had to cover the whole republic, which didn't even manage to cover half the galaxy. Note Padme's confusion that republic authority doesn't reach the outer rim where slavery exists, something which as nobility she would have been tutored if it was widely known. By the time of TPM, virtually no one has ever seen a Jedi even if they've heard of the Force, which other religions besides the Jedi believe in.
>>214850494This is probably it
>>214847415Don't count mah boy Luke out. Force ghosts can impregnate
OK this stars war thread is NOT what I wanted. I'm starting a new thread
>>214851633Ok at it's up. Report all racists and incelebs
>>214847415Post the real tree.
>>214851126>>214851014I mean, I guess? Considering Jedi and whatever the Dark Side were in public discourse, the fact they were beings that could do shit like strangle people through the air and project themselves and do all sorts of crazy shit would make them memorable in even causal culture. But once Luke heard about it from Obi, he understands it like it's this crazy idea instead of something that happened all the time just before he was born. It's like saying disco was this crazy ancient fable. Idk, I don't understand how jedis are reconciled in this fiction. That's not how the constitution works. They keep saying it's some ancient religion but literally everyone in the movies are only a few decades removed from each other an mostly directly blood-related to the main figures of the entirety of The Force and the Jedi. Economy of fiction?
>>214851995Imagine you live in like 1900 Texas. And then you meet a Japanese guy who's all like "I used to be a samurai" and tells you all these cool stories about the samurai and how they were protectors of peace in Japan and went on all these awesome crazy adventures. So you get this idea that Japan used to be full of Samurai who could do exceptional feats.Then you go to like a Chinese rice farmer and mention samurai and he has no idea what the fuck you're talking about. And you're confused because you thought that they were like superheroes so assumedly everyone within 1000 miles would have heard of them?And then you find a time machine and go back to Japan in 1850 and you're looking around unable to find any samurai. So you go and ask and are taken to some castle where some fat dickhead is waddling around in impractical armour for show and you're told that that's a samurai.
>>214852155Yeah but they had news and broadcast and video in Star Wars. So there is physical historic evidence of The Force. Like, the star wars universe seems retarded in some ways like this. Imagine Christianity or Buddhism and it also has evidence faith in it or special people of the faith have extraordinary powers that can manipulate physical reality psychically. Seems like a faith that would catch on pretty quickly across the downtrodden galactic citizens that caught wind of it. Like, it seems like some tangible proof of God or at least of the supernatural. It is the best argument of a religion ever. But instead it's almost completely forgotten in a generation?
>>214847415thats why theyre changing it, JJ fucked up everything (mostly because RJ fucked it up first but still)
>>214852302people totally believed in Christianity before the jews did the French and Communist revolutions and warped the history books
>>214852302>Yeah but they had news and broadcast and video in Star Wars.I've seen zero evidence that they had cross-planet news. No character has ever learned vital information from watching the news. It's not really a thing.It was conceived in the 70s and I suppose Lucas wanted to get away from the whole Vietnam war news reports that left a terrible feeling in the back of the public's minds.In-universe, star wars technology is so far advanced that the news would be incredibly untrustworthy so no one would pay attention outside of local reports.>Seems like a faith that would catch on pretty quickly across the downtrodden galactic citizens that caught wind of it. Like, it seems like some tangible proof of God or at least of the supernatural. Two things.One, a lightsaber is/was no match for a blaster. It's never explicitly said but, ignoring the stuff of dubious canon status and disneyshit, we only ever see exceptionally talented jedi who are able to block every blaster shot. In order 66, we explicitly see several jedi getting gunned down by clone troopers. And Obi-wan calls the lightsaber an ancient weapon from a more civilised time, implying it's not actually that effective for 99% of people. (Though the counter to that is at Geonosis where we see lots of jedi blocking shots, but assumedly Mace would've only brought the best of the best with him)Expanding on that, all the impressive shit that you see jedi do is only possible for the cream of the crop. The average jedi is struggling to wave his lightsaber in a coherent manner which is why Anakin was able to slaughter so many of them single-handedly without breaking a sweat. So even if you came across a jedi, their abilities would seem like little more than cheap tricks.>oh wow, you can convince the bouncer to let you in? You must be magic...
>>214847591cute shota
>>214847369>Mara JadeLOL no. This is set after TROS
>>214852559Yeah but they do have recordings. Even holographic ones. They even have recordings of Anakin slaughtering the Younglings. I mean, elite or not, a religion that irrefutably demonstrates supernatural psychic abilities based on its faith is more proof than any religion has ever empirically shown...
>>214852705Christ literally is recorded doing miracles and rising from the dead
>>214847415>seething sequelfag is still seethingThe Skywalker Bloodline is immortal. The sequels are DOA; Dead On Arrival.
>>214852745There's more evidence of The Force than the divinity of Jesus in the Star Wars movie. Yet Christianity had been the guiding light of Western civilization since Antiquity. So why were the Jedis and The Force forgotten in 20-40 years? It is an ontological mystery.
>>214847646I hope it is
>>214852705>They even have recordings of Anakin slaughtering the Younglings.Notice how you never saw that in anything other than rots? They don't keep recordings like that. Who are they going to show that to?>Hey look, I told you these jedi folk were powerful!At that point the jedi were dead and illegal and the average person gave zero shits. Before that, why would they want to spread that sort of thing around the galaxy? They were religious monks, they weren't advertising themselves.
>>214847591"Mexican" isn't a racial designator
>>214852745Yeah but he's not on holographic video doing it like the Jedi
>>214852797>why were the Jedis and The Force forgotten in 20-40 years? It is an ontological mysteryThe Empire strictly controlled the Holonet. It's not like Luke could go on his terminal and watch videos of Anakin slaughtering younglings
>>214848535she was a groupie, he basically raped her
>>214852925Did you know that when he was a teen Jesus turned some kids into snakes because they pissed him off? Even if you were aware, the vast majority of christians aren't.Additionally, the vatican has an entire library of ancient books that no one's allowed to read. It's very naive to think that a hologram recording would be seen by a lot of people or be worth much to most people.
>>214848608this galaxy is not big enough for more than skywalker stories
>>214853191>Jesus turned some kids into snakesOh yeah?
>>214851361>> nothingThat we know of. Meanwhile, he has probably injected his force ghost milk upon thousands of unsuspecting wives across multiple galaxies.
>>214847369Only thing worse than Luke not having a kid is him having a kid & not knowing about it
>>214847673It will be a clone or created from his genetic material without his knowledge or some bullshit like that
>>214853095If this galaxy was so technically advanced for starfighters out in space casually, how did they clamp down on USB sharing? Shit, Phreakers could communicate solely by text zines. Christian zealots managed to keep scripts hidden in catacombs. The Underground Railroad existed by word of mouth. But a religion that afforded its genetically gifted godlike powers was totally erased in 20 years?
>>214853240Yeah he was a real tyke in his younger years. He also brought some guy back to life for shits
>>214853295>it's not actually his kid>it's his wife's secret affair-child
>>214847415Rey Skywalker exists chud
>>214847369By what mother exactly? The blue milk creature?
>>214853719Wait I'm retarded and misread OP
>>214847369Let me be clear, the novels are fanfictipn garbage. There's no mara jade, and everyone knows that Lucas fucking hated her. None of this is canon. It's gonna be another female power fantasy. There's a male pilot, it's Poe over again mixed with mando babysitting some annoying kid. Mary sue jade is the hero and Luke is dead. Fuck all of you
>>214847369too little too late. Disney had their chance
>>214847415>Ryoo and Poojawhat the fuck
>>214847369So Luke was also a deadbeat dad?
>>214854993I thought Jake Skywalker was bad, then I found out Mark Hamill was far worse. He's a jew ass kisser, even though the jews blacklisted him for playing space Jesus, and brought him back to humiliate him in the sequels. Now they placate his CGI face on some random.
>>214851923Wasn't Anakin made by the midichlorians or some nonsense like that?
>>214853654Rey Palpatine
meme's aside, this will definitely bomb right? I can't see how it wont
>>214854270And who cares what Lucas thought, he ruined his own reputation with the prequels, but most of all The Clone Wars which is literally Sequel tier with utter garbage like Anakin's secret apprentice despite him not being a master and none of this being mentioned in ROTS, or literal fucking Force gods that represent the light and dark side, or that the balance means equilibrium between light and dark.Michael Stackpole remains the single best writer to ever work on Star Wars.
>Star Starfighter WarsI don't get why Disney does the Star Wars logo like that since TFA
>>214850594Ahh, another seething Disney shill.
>>214855292We'll find out just how much of a draw the Goose is
>>214855292As long as it's not filled with feminism it should make money.
>>214855346It's crazy how retarded the "people" who read star wars "books" are, for real.>Michael Stackpole remains the single best writer to ever work on Star Wars.Is that why he hasn't achieved anything in his life besides being hired for pennies to write tie-in merchandise for IPs that better, smarter and more creative people had created? lmao
>>214850738it's weird because their galaxy is awfully stagnant and there's little technological or cultural change through the millenia, so they really shouldn't be forgetting so fast
>>214850292Because Lucas IS A HACK. He never planned anything ahead. The original Star Wars was a one-off pastiche of 60s scifi space opera x western x samurai movies that Lucas did. But once it got successful and made him money (toys), he had to flesh things out.
>>214855572That doesnt change the fact that the X wing novels mog even the OT.What's funny is that those novels were basically military sci fi, and yet they still understood the Force better than 2000s Lucas.
>>214855691>X wing novels mog even the OT
>>214855738They do, specially the ones covering the years between ROTJ and the liberation of Coruscant.
>>21484759190% european10% native
>>214855572Not as retarded as the casuals who only watch the movies.
>>214851923nigga u on some serious shit
>>214848471>If Luke was one of the best Jedi to existHe wasn't. He had great potential because he was the son of the Chosen One, the physical embodiment of the Living Force, but that means fuck all when you don't have people to consistently provide you instruction and guidance. For the most part, Luke was self taught and as such he was nowhere near as capable as his predecessors. The Jedi Knights of the clone war are the peak of Jedi performance.>then he should have been knocking up every broad around him to ensure there would more Jedi with his lineage in the futureThat's not what Jedi do. Jedi indoctrinate, they do not procreate.
>>214855204Yeah, from Count Dooku's balls
>>214855204>Wasn't Anakin made by the midichlorians or some nonsense like that?Yes. Anakin is the product of an immaculate conception through the midichlorians by the will of the Living Force. Anakin Skywalker is Jesus Christ in space.
>>214855814Luke beat Vader as a mere padawan.The old Jedi Order had grown complacent and incompetent from lack of threats.
>>214847369>Ryan Gosling'eh... I'm just not feelin' Ryan Gosling in this... couldn't they have gotten someone more rugged? you know, someone you could sell an action figure of.
>>214847369>MFW downloading a new personality
>>214847415The superior Skywalker family tree.
>>214855426So like the other guy said it will definitely bomb
>>214856954Anakin Solo still died a virgin.
