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> Doesn't dodge bullets ever again aside from this one scene.
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>>214847374
>You're telling me I can dodge bullets?
>No, I'm telling you that, when you're ready, you won't need to.
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That's because he knew the bullets weren't real, so the agents stopped firing at him
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>is green
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> Is considered the villain for trying to stop cop killer terrorists.
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>NOOOO YOU' CAN'T JUST CREATE A PARADISE FOR HUMANITY BEACAUSE...YOU JUST CAN'T OK?
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>>214847552
>be AI
>create a paradise for humanity
>they reject it
wtf is wrong with you meatsacks
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>>214847607
rejecting the matrix makes more sense if it modeled current year instead of 1999
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I have to say it was quite jarring to see the movie after being exposed to all of the parodies of the matrix dodge and finally learning that the actual move does not achive jack shit. Smith just instantly aims lower and fucks up his legs, leaving him helpless until trinity saves him.
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>>214848342
Yes, he's still learning and trying to get the powers to work. He's not perfect. He doesn't immediately achieve Godhood. He tries and fails a bunch before getting it. He's not a mary sue like all the disney characters you're so used to.
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>>214848445
What a strangely hostile reply

I just think it is funny how the move went on to gain such pastiche when it was a dud in the source media.
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>>214847374
Think Leo would've been a better pick for the role after watching OBAA
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>>214848826
it worked and in the end that's all that matters
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>>214848826
It was the first time the slow-mo dodge was ever done so of course it got parodied and copied to hell and back.
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>>214848935
Blade did it the year before
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>>214848861
>MOOOORPHEUS!! I AM... I AAAAM AAAACTING!!!
lol no
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>>214849045
>not wanting a schzio di carpio running form the nsa
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>>214848342

>Smith just instantly aims lower and fucks up his legs

Thats not what happened. Re-watch the scene and comprehend what you're watching. Put your phone down while you're at it so you can actually follow which characters are in the actual scene as well.
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>>214848996
he meant multiple angels fag, you know it
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>>214848342
>the actual move does not achive jack shit
it saves him from being shot in the head or chest, anon-kun!
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>>214847374
>Humanity peaked in 1999
How the fuck could they have known?
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>>214847416
the punches were real?
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>>214849250
Reminder that Neo Passport date was 9/11
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>>214849260
The punches were part of the virtual bodies, so yeah, they were more real than the bullets
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>>214848892
I do suppose Neo did avoid getting shot in the vitals, so the move did indeed save his life. Albeit only because Smith wanted to be a cool movie villain and take his sweet time with the fatal shot. The immediate follow up shots to the legs just kinda give it a weird sort of slapstick feeling.

Imagine you have never seen the OG star wars films. You know damn well what the force choke is however. So you finally get to that iconic scene where Darth Vader starts choking that one mook through the monitor screen. And it works for like 3 seconds before the mook counters it by just lmao turning off the monitor, leaving vader just standing there awkwardly with his astma breathing. That is what I view happens with the matrix dodge. Instantly countered by just lmao shoot the legs. It is something I would imagine happening in a parody film. Like if the mook just lmao turned off his monitor I doubt the force choke would have gone down in movie history the way it did.

Pic related my parents
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>>214849309
what the fuck did I just read
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>>214849160
Alright just did. Those first 2 shots would have been misses even if Neo stood perfectly still. Makes it even more silly.

https://youtu.be/ODmhPsgqGgQ?si=NwEAKYhC8BuaA-TG
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>>214847495
Australian cops deserve it.
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>>214849250
because they were planning on becoming trannies after 1999
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>>214848826
You're a retarded faggot though. The fact that you think someone falling backwards in slow motion is a move, says it all.
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smith was actually more based than neo for trying to escape the matrix himself yet it wasn't pre-scripted by the architect

wish they made more agent smith kinos
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>>214849437
Is called breakdancing faggot

and yes its a move
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Rule of cool you joyless cock jugglers.
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>>214849476
unlimited smiths was gay as fuck though. i just sighed, and didn't give a fuck.
the movie after 1 = a ballet.
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>>214849481
Breakable fighting wasnt invented until Zoolander came out, everyone know this. But the question remains, why male models?
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>>214849476
>be smith
>want nothing but to be free from this "human zoo"
>*gets deleted by Neo*
>*rejects going back to the source and instead become a pirate program with no purpose in the matrix*
Was Smith Retarded
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>>214849517
when he hacked into the IRL guy's brain was as poggy as it gets

I liked the smiths spreading like a virus and talking to each other but the smith blob battle was too much desu
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>>214849525
Female models are so incompetent that can't even do a proper assassination
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>>214847607
for me, it's the smell
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>>214849525
Hugo Weaving had dirt on the wachowskis



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