*gulp*
>*destroys the alien franchise*
>>214848660>*…is then reassembled into something with genetic similarities but has its own strengths and identity, much like in Prometheus*
>>214848620>*SLURPS OBNOXIOUSLY*>*GULPS LOUDLY*>*BURPS*>AAAAAAHHHHH splendid>*literally fucking disintegrates*
>Engineers are obfuscating retardsjust like down at the factory!
>>214848620Why didn't he ask for a refill?
>>214848660More like revitalizes it.
>there are few things I care about less than black goo>I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in a steatite ampule>any planet will do>I don’t want to wait for my goo>I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me>I like black goo but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends>it’s a mutagenic pathogen; it’s not a lifestyle
*sips*>DAMN NIGGUH DAS SUM GOOD SHIT
>>214848620cheers
>>214849079more like farts diarrhea all over its destroyed corpse
>>214849329>Drink a sip. Have two.
Go to a fucking planet. I don’t care what. Go to a fucking planet and engineer a fucking species. It’s about black goo. Fucking engineering. Life is about mother fucking engineering
>>214852063Sir, you have consumed too much black goo. You're cut off.
