This shit was so stupid
>>214857937Yeah everyone knows Alienz don't exist
>>214857937>not any stupider than a magic Jewish box.
>>214857937Filtered
>>214857937true, Indiana Jones should have been only about magic, without any sci-fi elements. Lucas should just have made the Atlantis game as a movie
>>214857999How are interdimentional beings who look like "aliens" any different to interdimentional beings who people refer to as "gods"?
>>214857999>Lucas should just have made the Atlantis game as a movieTrue, but transdimensional aliens were the logical path forward if you played the game.
>>214857937Well, yeah.
>>214857937you prefer jewish fairy tales over ancient aliens?
the lack of nazi submarines killed it for me
>ultra advanced alien race>their bones are made of glasswhy
>>214857937It's ok ancient ayys style, not everything has to be about nazis and the bible
>>214858196They were magic vessels for the returning alien souls to fill. They turned into glass when the organic component left for another dimension.
>>214857937I remember when redditors bitched about the aliens.>you can't have ancient aliens in a series about archeology!
>>214858055The conceptual basis of gods and aliens are completely different, redditoid.
My position on the movie is that it's actually really good right up until THE EXACT MOMENT when we find out Mutt is Indy's son. The movie's actually churning right along at a great pace with fun setpieces and action scenes, but for some reason, something about the film fundamentally changes when the son reveal is made. I can't describe it, but I can feel it. It just becomes a lesser film from that exact moment.
>>21485793710yo me thought this was cool, you should have more fun boomer
>>214858582Except they weren't aliens, they just look like that. They are beings from another dimension just like the beings whos artefacts featured in the earlier movies
>movie 1: Judaism >movie 2: Hindu jeet whatever shit >movie 3: Christianity>movie 4: Scientologyit’s a theme plebs
>>214857937Why do they have hominid skeletons? Are they related to primates?
>>214857937The other script had a better climax where they offer "gifts" to humanity than monkey's paw them all and kill them horribly like how they set themselves up as cruel Mayan Gods. Indiana and Marion escape by asking for nothing kinda like not looking into the Ark.
>>214858774Next one is gonna be about mormonism, Indiana Jones in the garden of Eden (Missouri)
>>214858990>anon doesn’t remember they already made a 5th mobie grim
>>214859331I said next one, not 5th
>aliensyay>they're metaphysical ughwhy cant aliens just be aliens? why are they always magic fourth dimensional demons or something
>>214859445Because the christian influence of American conspiracy theorists.
>>214859445Aliens are boring.
>>214858990Based.>Indy stumbles upon the Seer Stones >Seer stones lead him to the Golden Plates, buried somewhere in Missouri >Secretive Mormon order catches wind of Indy’s expedition and tries to beat him to the plates so that they can claim the plates for themselves >Both parties confront Gadianton Robbers who also want to find the images, but destroy them to keep the Robber organization secret from the world. An easy billy.
>>214859445What about them was "metaphysical?"Wasn't it one alien split into, like, 6 aliens across some kind of dimensional shift, where one of the heads being removed caused it/them to get stuck in that state?
>>214859674The villainess has to be an undercover mormon
>>214859906>Twist villains are disguised as a pair of Sister missionaries
>>214857937This movie came out 17 years ago. Can you believe that? Almost that same amount of tims has passed between now and Crystal Skull, as Crystal Skull and Last Crusade. What the fuck
>>214858055>>214857999I didn't mind the Chariots Of The Gods angle. It fits with the archeology themes and 1950s pulp setting.The movie had many many problems. The alien concept was not one of them.
>>214857937speilberg and aliens, man
>>214860092fuck, ford looked like shit then
>>214860182This
>>214859445Higher dimensions are a real scientific thing you fucking idiot
>>214860092>Last Crusadeit's been a long while anon,was that the one with the little asian kid?After while the films didn't even try feeling connected to each other anymore may as well been stand alone stories
>>214858621it's because it makes Indy a scumbag deadbeat dad with a dumbass jew biker bastard named Mutt lmao
>>214857999>only about magic, without any sci-fi elements>AtlantisAre you retarded? Do you know anything about what happens in that game?
>>214860239What are you talking about?
Midnight bump
>>214860285being gay with aids is a real scientific thing too. that doesnt mean aliens have to be that
>>214860207this, same thing with "flight of the navigator" someone told em half-truths & he created cool films from the scraps
>>214857937The sound design in this scene is fucking incredible.https://youtu.be/BojgWzp4nRk?si=PQ726zBqwsx1m-BX&t=208
>>214861062>em
Part time.
>>214857937Explain how it is any more stupid than a magic box, a magic cup or magic...magic.
>>214859674The plates never existed though.
>>214862960hehe
