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Is it going to be kino
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>Jewish fairytale
>Kino
Pick one and only one.
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>>214859488
GOOD MORNING SAAAAAR
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All Abrahamic religions are demonic cults
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>>214859442
I dunno, maybe, but apparently his son Milo is banging Grace Currey on the set of "The Freeze".
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>>214859442
>sequel film has a subtitle
>it's Resurrection
Absolute hack
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>>214859442
Can’t fucking wait!!!!
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>>214859442
First one has aged like fine wine, but I have a feeling this one will have a cheap digital look to it.
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>>214859442
>The film in question:
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>>214859664
Nah, I have no doubts. With Mel and how seriously he takes his faith, he’ll be doing the absolute best he can as I’m sure he’s thinking this as an offering to Jesus and God. This movie is going to be worth going to the theaters again.
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>>214859517
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA SAAAR!
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>writting
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>>214860010
Writing
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Will lefties back Mel now that they are against Jews like him?
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>>214861286
No, there is nothing they hate more than christianity.
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>>214859553
Why did he name his son after a chocolate malt drink?
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>>214859442
probably. I recently figured out, get the gringo was a payback sequel in disguise. it was good too. the blood father movie was less good...
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>>214861286
lefties hate zionism which they see as abuse of judaic values. Americans will never stop worshipping the Jew, its hardwired in their programming
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>>214861286
lol... lefty jews against jews. suuuure
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>muh christcuckery

will be very popular on this goy board
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I hope there is a south park episode about it
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>>214861940
as compared to what? mutilating and sucking child dicks? dipshit cretin
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>>214859520
Jesus said the 2 most important rules are love god and your neighbour as yourself, how is that demonic?
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No one cares about Jesus anymore
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>>214861981
yes, its a dual choice between worshipping jews or worshipping jews
you are very smart
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I'm not even Christian but I would say Passion of the Christ is a good movie. I've seen it twice, but unless you're huffing the anus of your pastor in your spare time it's not going to move you emotionally. It's just a sad movie about someone who doesn't deserve it being tortured.
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Religion is the greatest scam in the history of mankind
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>>214862118
How so
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>>214859488
>Jewish
Christian
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>>214859442
If there’s no battle with Satan baby I’m not watching
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We don't have to pretend he's good at making movies just because he is le based or whatever. He's always made dogshit
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>>214859442
Kino of the highest order
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>>214862830
Braveheart is great faggot
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>>214859442
Okay but when is Terry Malick's Jesus movie coming out?
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>>214861988
Obviously the neighbour is a demon.
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>>214862041
Jesus is literally a christian you fucking retard. He was killed by jews
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Billy at the box office.
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The rampant commercialization of cuckstianity just shows what a phony ass religion it really is. Jews don't make 100000 judaism movies, muslims don't need to waste millions of dollar to make Muhammad: Origins. Neither do non-abrahamic religions. Why would you need to see your God on a big screen portrayed by degenerate actors? Christcuckies are the only ones who tied their religion intimately to capitalist values, for a christcuck to belive he must be sure that his religion is Big and Sells Well
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>>214859575
>Passion of the Christ: Resurrection
>Passion 3
>P4ssion

Fuck you Mel you fucking hack
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>>214863067
Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum
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>>214862041
one doesn't involve clipping and sucking child dick...
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>>214863157
>the overall circumcision rate in the U.S., which is estimated to be around 70-80% for adult males and around 56-59% for newborns in recent years, applies to all groups, including Christians, with rates varying by ethnicity and geographic region
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>>214863123
>Jews don't make 100000 judaism movies
...? they make haulocust movie literally every few years.
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>>214863123
whorelywood doesn't make jewslim movies... exodus your way outta here in a benhurry way.
jews be jewin.
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>>214863176
Christians don't have religion at birth, unlike jews, therefore false statistics. jew cock clipper.
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Are we finally gonna see a scene where Pontius Pilatus tells his men to take Jesus body and get rid of it because he does not want a place for the jewish cult to worship their "Messiah" (king of the jews)?
Will there also be a scene where John makes up a part of his gospel and lies about hundreds of holy men rising from their graves?
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>>214859442
Only based Mel can make me go back in a movie theater in 2025/26. Hell, I'd pay full price to listen to him insult and degrade that cunt ex-wife of his for an hour and a half.
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>>214863423
Jerusalem Zombie Apocalypse is rarely spoken of since the other gospels don't record it and all those other people coming back from the dead kind of detracts from Jesus' miracle
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>>214862830
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>>214863238
your penis is mutilated, mutt
You will never experience a genuine orgasm
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>>214863521
Or and this is a wild theory, maybe because it never happened?
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>>214863576
AAAAAHHHHERHRRHAHAHHHHGGGHHHH I'M SORRY I DENIED YOU GOD NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO REPENT THIS IS MY EXISTENCE FOR ETERNITY NOW AAAAAHHHHHH I REGRET EVERYTHING
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>>214863127
>P4ssion
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>>214862875
>boring
>cheap aesthetic
>gay hollywood version of reality
shit movie
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>>214863596
I mean God could still exists (not that you can prove that) but John could just be a piece of shit liar
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>>214863606
Thanks a lot Willem, now I'm gay for Jesus
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>>214863614
The scriptures are inspired by the Holy Ghost. In denying any part of them you blapsheme against the Holy Ghost, which is the only unforgivable sin.
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>>214863634
I guess the Holy Ghost is a liar then
Sucks to worship him
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I heard two neighbors walking by my house talking about bible study, and I thought it must be nice believing in fairytales at age 40+
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>>214863666
Get thee behind me, Satan
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>>214859442
Mel Gibson is a shit director
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>>214864945
You're a jew and brown
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>>214859488
Its all kike slop with those religions, but far as I remember, Mel was shitting on the kikes in the first movie and it offended the south park kikes.
Im not gonna see it, but if it shits on the kikes, using kikey methods and makes them seethe, based Mel.
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>>214863542
orgasms are only good for creating life, debauched wretch.
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>>214865693
>thank you Dr. Shekelbergsteinwitz for ridding me of the curse of orgasm, those are for degenerates anyway!
Christcuckie moment
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>>214859442
I might actually go to the cinema to see this and support Mel.
Haven't been to the cinema since Joker.
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>>214859442
Mel notoriously had no jews work on the first film. I doubt he can manage that this time. I don't have high hopes, unfortunately.
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>>214865718
it's kinda true, what's the value of redundantly doing the same thing, that's only good for about 15 mins max.
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>>214862875
>Battle of Stirling Bridge
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>>214865909
>no jews in a movie about jewish people
this is your brain on /pol/
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>>214859442
Yeah, bro!
This is going to be incredible.
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>>214865983
>it's bad....because they invented a story and didn't use a time machine!!
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>>214865989
>Jews who hate Christ should work on a film about Him
This is the power of the brownoid's brain.
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>>214866047
>they hate christ because its real in my mind
Come back to reality any time now. Its incredible that people don't know anything about Jesus' life and how embeded it was in Jewish culture
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>>214866068
>let me tell you something that everyone for the last two millennia is actually wrong and I'm alone right
Lefties have the most supreme ego.
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My sister worked at Regal when the first one came out doing private events and it was unbelievable all the churches renting out theaters for showings.
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>>214863123
lmao
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>>214859442
Gay. Religion is faggy. He should make Lethal Weapon 5 instead. Or another Mad Max.
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>>214859442

He needs to make Apocalypto 2
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>>214859442
DON'T ANYONE GIVE AWAY THE FUCKING PLOT!
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>>214867090
It's in the title!!!
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>>214862751
Wait till you find out where christianity came from
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>>214867168
Wait till you find out the jews are burning in hell.
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>>214867168
TRVTHNVKE
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>christian movie gets mentioned
>lefties and atheists seethe non stop
I don’t get it, you don’t have to watch it
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>>214867438
Atheists express their disregard for religion by incessant and opportunistic seethe at it.
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>>214863521
>and all those other people coming back from the dead kind of detracts from Jesus' miracle
how
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>>214867438
The irony
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>>214862751
Yeah thats what he said.
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>>214867519
what irony?
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>>214867248
Jews literally invented your concept of hell, you good little christcuck goy
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>>214863123
>Jews don't make 100000 judaism movies
https://www.yadvashem.org/press-release/26-july-2011-11-39.html
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>>214866720
>Apocalyptwo
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>>214866720
go watch the bounty (1984).
he ditches anthony hopkin's character for her.
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>>214861683
>/tv/'s level of cultural literacy these days
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>>214859442
>somehow jesus returned
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>>214867168
Wait till you find out what Jews think of Jesus
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The kvetching ITT tells me it's already kino
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>>214863596
But what if you were a good person
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>>214869950
No thats not important for christians
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>>214869145
Why do they hate him so much?
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>antichrist is supposed to kill all muslims jews and christians
why should i hate this guy again?
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i hope there's epic showdown between buddha and jesus
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>>214869950
that's impossible and i'm saying it as an orthodoxfag
hell is not real though, the literal understanding of it is what peasants and american evangelicucks/tradcath larpers feed their mind with when confronted with the depths of depravity humanity is capable of because of free will
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>>214865909
Maria was played by a Jewess, you mongoloid
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>>214859442
how many billies will it make bros???
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>>214870873
i hope a lot, just to see how chuds try to explain its success in jew controlled hollywood/cinema industry
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>trad west
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>>214870957
what, you don't trust a twitter/ig account run by an indian to make ad money from zoomers discovering christian aesthetics?
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No doubt about it, but I hope he consulted Orthodox theologians too.
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>>214871515
he has, he went on a trip to mount athos recently
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>>214870852
So what do you think happens when you die? My understanding as an outsider is that everyone is united with God after death and if you're saved it's bliss, and if you're not it's torture. Is this accurate?
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>>214871546
Oh you're right I forgot about that, I even have some pics saved.
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>>214863123
>muslims don't need to waste millions of dollar to make Muhammad: Origins
because you cant depict Mohammed otherwise hordes of sand nigs will literally fucking kill you
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>>214871562
i personally think you die and that's it, it's over. in orthodoxy its basically "impossible" to be saved unless you're a living saint, because sin is an illness you can never be cured of. i've spoken about this with my priest at length, he's a very pragmatic person but seems to believe an approximately similar thing - hell and heaven are metaphysical concepts that are installed as absolutes, one which you avoid, the other you strive for with all your being. besides, being a good person just to go to heaven is selfish and not in line with christian humility in my eyes so it's quite flawed in that sense.
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>>214871638
https://x.com/HomerPavlos/status/1939954980892312043
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>>214869950
You go to half-hell where you burn a little less until enough people pray for your soul so you can go to heaven.
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>>214863521
John was written by a Pharisee to prove to the Saducees that the Resurrection of the Prophets was real.
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>>214863596
The fact that you think this is moral shows why you will never be ruler of the world.
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>>214859488
>>214867168
>uhh actually chuds we're all african because humanity originated in african ha checkmate
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>>214867595
There's no hell in Judaism like it's in Christianity. Yahweh is not infinitely cruel.
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>>214859442
Nothing will ever top The Last Temptation of Christ.
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>>214872345
sheol
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>>214872411
Yeah, as mainstream heresy perhaps.

https://youtu.be/6AlOJ4MvbtQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw&list=RDeF8c3BjFWsw&start_radio=1
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>>214859442
I hope it's like the Family Guy skit https://youtu.be/sZA2gbUz77U
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>>214863127
>The Passion Fünf: The Second Coming Time
really??
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>>214859488
>>214859520
Space out your posts more, Sukhdeep.
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>>214859442
That is lot of writting saars
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>>214859442
Why did critics hate the original so much while everyone else loved it?
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>>214859442
In the bible the entire "resurrection" "story" is a single tacked on page that ends Mark, the earliest written gospel of the four.
he shows up says "spread my word" and leaves. the later 3 gospels copied the tacked on ending.
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>>214872783
He's doing a movie on the Harrowing of Hell and the fall of Satan.
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>>214859442
>trad west
SAAAR MEL DOES THE NEEDFUL
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>>214872797
that shit isnt even in the bible though.
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>>214872820
He's Catholic though.
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>>214872820
Did the Apostles carry Bibles with them when they were travelling and preaching?

https://youtu.be/66XDnzpvtNY



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