Night Shift EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214851002
Romulus uber alles
>Romulans watching as their star goes supernova>"Hmm, how did the Humans do this?"
>>214861965Star Trek Law & Order SVU suspiciously lacks proper Klingon representation proportionate to crime statistics.
>>214861965I work the night shift and they really do dim the lights, at least where I work. I don't know why they would do it on a star ship but whatever.
>>214862083Can you imagine how fucked up everyone’s circadian rhythms would get? Every starship and space station would eventually be operating in separate time zones
>>214862124I imagine you could set everything on a universal clock as long as they are in space with everyone on an 8 hour rotation. 8 work/8 off/8 sleepit should be manageable. any time a ship docks the night crews should be in sych
Sleep deprived Riker is best Riker.
I decided to give TOS a break and try watching TekWar. It looks cheesy as hell but I love cheesy 90's scifi
erm, what the schmuck is the point of the delta flyer when voyager has a captains yacht thats never used (and looks cooler anyways).
>>214862249It's where Tom Paris gets to indulge his sissification fetish in privacy.
>>214862249They never use the captains yacht and I don't know why they even include it in the illustrationsRegardless Picard was always happy with a shuttle. Even one with a questionable captain and an even more questionable safety record.
>>214862273I think janeway would be gracious enough to allow it to become paris' sissy yacht
>>214862229The first three books were decent, albeit simple, attempts at tech noir.
>>214862273Speaking of Tom. I loved his episode with the sentient ship. The sexy sentient ship that wanted to suck the life out of its pilot but that is all women i suppose.
>>214861965Hello
how come they never brought kahless back
>>214862363I have them on my e-reader and may give them a try as well. I was just suprised that I never watched the show when I was younger. I loved all similar shows, Earth Final Conflict, Andromeda, Total Recall 2070, basically everything being made in Canada at the time.
>>214862336but he'd have to come out to janeway...
>>214862637the things i would do to that cute tummy, something like this actually
>>214862683but she's wearing a crop top, retard
>>214862052I'm surprised that section 31 wasn't somehow responsible, the writers showed such restraint/s
Starfleet is sad to report the passing of Cmdr. William T Riker, dead today of scrambled brains. He will be missed.
>>214861965>Openly racist>Prejudiced against Cardassians, Ferengi, and Romulans. >Even hates Cardassian children>Most trusted and respected member of crew>Racist beliefs widely shared among crew and discussed openly whenever interacting with certain speciesSo much for the tolerant Starfleet.
>>214862696I just assumed everyone had seen the anime and knows whats going on, sorry, he is licking her tummy
>>214862720Starfleet is a crazy racist organization. They literally let that one Vulcan publish all those papers about how Sisko is a representative of all humans being niggers
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>>214862753I see, carry on then.
>>214862273what is wrong with you
>>214862825I am projecting.
>>214862720picard also called worf a nigger behind the scenes
>>214862720Racism isn't real. It matters not if you have a breed of dog like a labrador or a breed of alien like a Cardassian. Creatures have an innate nature and when you learn that only a fool would treat a creature without keeping their nature in mind.Its basic pattern recognition. When a person in our world notices these patterns they are labeled racist because the empire in which we live is trying to force people who are of a different nature to live with one another.Think about the Federation. Sure it has all these member worlds but do you see planets with a huge mix of people? Nope, most are a single race or majority one race with maybe a few oddball others that act in a way that is compatible.
>playing Star Trek: Resurgence >crewman blatantly breaks Starfleet codes and specifications >get option to call security or let her go>take her to the brig per regulations and proper procedures>friends gets mad that I would put my girlfriend in the brigfollow your orders bitch
>>214863578these look like caricatures of ancient chinese cyptids
>It's elementary my dear Riker>uh... Sir
>>214862163>3 shiftsgtfo
>>214864291Eat shit Jellico
So I just finished STD s3. I thought perhaps after watching the entire Trek saga before getting here again, it would make it better somehow. It was still just as stupid as ever, if not more. The idea that some stupid Kaminarian emotional outburst, due to his genetic closeness to dilithium, resonated through subspace and exploded dilithium....it's just so stupid. So so so stupid. Overall the season was just really meh, outside of the Burn storyline. The Emerald Chain storyline was weak, the "we're in the future" stuff was weak. Then we get 2 out of 13 episodes following Giorgio (idk how the fuck it's spelled and I don't care), on a mirror universe adventure that had virtually zero repercussions. Ironically, nothing about the season resonated at all. Now I'm on Season 4 Episode 1 and the opening is Burnham and Book getting chased by angry butterfly people. Yep. Butterfly people. I'm 23 episodes from the finish line of my all-Trek watchthrough though, and I will make it to the end. >>214863578Unfortunately I haven't gotten past the episode with this fat ugly attention whore yet. That is all. I miss classic Spock.
>>214864291so 4?
>>214862124One stupid thing from the Picard show, in season 3, the female villain lady says it's "afternoon in the Sol system." Um, what? Which time zone? Obviously it's San Francisco because nuTrek is for faggots, but still. It's a stupid line.
>>214862381It was funny when the previous pilot arrived and was still somehow haunted by the sexy spaceship hallucinations.
I need a Trek show where the captain is completely unfazed by feminine or masculine wiles because he has a caitian wife on board that burns through his libido every night.
>>214864553by previous you mean the inadequate pilotimagine not being able to get it up enough for your shipfu and her forcing you to find her a new boyfrienddoes that qualify as a cucking?
>>214864613Yeah it was pure cucking and it was funny. What a loser
>>214864424my condolences
>>214864291Four shift chads unite!
I want a cut of TNG that's all the wholesome stuff before bad things happen, so I can fall asleep to it to escape this nightmare dystopia.
>>214865258Grazie
>>214862326well they did use it once
Emperor Crusher. Imagine.
>>214866380You're thinking of the movies. They never used it during TNG's run. Being fair, I can understand why, the Calypso is by far the ugliest yacht/runabout/shuttle in the fleet. Fuckin'... egg timer smoke alarm lookin' shit.
>>214866511There's no way, no WAY, that Riker didn't scream as loud as he could in his mind while Deanna was busy talking with a foreign dignitary just to fuck with her and see her reaction.
Ro Laren was my first "i can fix her" waifu. After all these years, I still love her and still want to meet a girl like her.
>>214866529yea the insurrection one is better still pretty ugly though
>>214866573That's beautifully sad, anon. Thank you.
>>214866581Why would a captain have his own yacht?
>>214866573what about admiral cain?
>>214866627I would worship her sweaty ass and feet after a long day of dealing with all the useless fucks in the fleet.
>episode about a woman who's pissed that she was never promoted because Starfleet is sexist>prequels introduce female Captains, so she's actually just a whiny bitch with zero casejejmao
>>214866627>>214866644fuck cain
>>214866499Only if he was Chadwes
>>214866614why wouldn't he, he's the cap'n
why is this even a debate? this person is a combination of two people each with entire histories behind them while he has non of that separating them is the only logical action
>>214866614Diplomatic reasons.It's smaller and less noticeable than a starship but more formal than a shuttle.
>>214866967he has both and he does both their jobs better
>>214867020if both of them had agreed to it before hand it would be one thing but it was a freak accident the only answer is to correct it
>>214866967Wasn't the point that he was ugly?
>>214867089i mean one one half of you (neelix) was already ugly its what shines through isnt it? its like mixing good and bad flavors the bad ones will always outshine the good ones
>>214867020But he's a coward and unworthy of the uniform he's wearing, which should look much gayer considering half of it was constituted from Neelix ' clothes.
>>214867160planeh 'arium
>Captain, I think we should suddenly abandon our morality and become murderers and thieves while here in The Void, which is basically a repeat of "Night" from Season 5
>>214867205Total Fabrication. Never happened.
>>214863367Is Risa doggy day care?
>>214867160Kek
why did they want to get rid of it so bad. just keep it as a new starfleet recruit.
>>214866614>>214867016There's probably also species that fear transporter technology, or see a yacht coming down to take them as more dignified or more of a compromise between the two peoples.
>>214868220They aren't actually sapient, neither the universal translator nor the crew's attempts at interactions gave results. I'd say they're like space whales but since cetaceans are canonically smart enough to join Starfleet, they're like space cows. They see the ship as a single being and try to say hello with electrical exchanges, but we can't translate that anymore than we could translate dog barks into sentences.
>>214868614And each one being unique adds to the prestige.
>>214868723I bet other betazoids are even worse than Lwaxana, demand thr service, and brag about which captain yachts they've been flown in. I can vividly picture it.
>>214866967It was a debate about aborting rape babies
>>214862404Because he is literally Klingon Jesus, a lot of things will be affected by something like that.
>>214862404They did though, but as a memory-imprinted clone
>>214868917code NOW
I fucking loathe the way JJ interpreted Kirk's sabotage. The entire point of the Kobayashi Maru test is to evaluate the cadets response to a certain death scenario, just as pilots in real life are trained to fly the aircraft to the last second even when it's clear there's no hope of recovery. The way he circumvents it in the movie is over the top mockery of the test. When Kirk described it in TOS/TAS/original movies, he described it as making the test winnable, and Spock admitted that he beat the scenario. The phrasing makes it sound like he didn't actually alter any parameters that didn't 100% lock him into a guaranteed death and managed to defeat the incredibly difficult setup with actual skill. Imagine how much better the scene would have been if, because of his code of honor and ethics, you seem him white-knuckled, desperately barking orders as the simulator ship is barely holding together, while Spock looks on initially with indignance that turned to begrudging admiration. Instead we got this goofy bullshit. Fucking hell, Abrams.
>>214869762it also seems like someone someone wouldn't be able to just do that far in the future they would check every program before running it
>>214869762JJ clearly didn't give any care or tought about Star Trek, and it shows in every scene. One of the actors even asked "I'm not sure what I'm supposed to portray in this scene" and JJ said something along the lines, just make something up, it doesn't matter.
>>214869762not a fan of jon stewart but I did like when he interviewed JJ who said>I don't really like star trek but...blah blah blah>I didn't hear anything you said after "I don't like star trek" but I'll assume you were apologizing
>>214869762JJ Abrams doesn't do depth or character. He does people running around screaming.
>>214861894That never happened. You truly have an evil, twisted mind. This is why the IP holders of Trek don't try to cater to your tastes. Your disgraceful attitude created NuTrek.
>>214870241>That never happened.Correct. It was Noel Wells, not Tawny.
>>214870241who the fuck responds to a post from 24 hours ago?
>>214870274
>>214870274Man there's a very good reason Rutherford wasn't part of the live-action crossover
>>214870274Gross orcs
>>214863261He ain't wrong. Fuck orcs
>>214863367Exactly.You never heard them call out caucasophobia
>>214870495Is this loss?
>>214870495THERE ARE A MILLION LIGHTS!
>>214870584
>>214867089Yes. this anon deserves the media literacy award.>>214867109Neelix is a goofy uncle kind of ugly, so its ok.
>>214870584lol I didn't even notice
>>214870301who the fuck simps for a 60-year-old TV show? and it was less than 10 hours. it's called going to sleep. not all of us are adderall addicts.
>>214870274Again, never happened. You still have an evil, twisted mind.>>214870401Have you ever seen "Other Space"? He starred in that. I think he did a really good job.
>>214870781that doesn't make any sense, you went to sleep then got up and replied to a post made over 10 hours ago, why? thats just weird behavior, and your asking who likes shows that are old? again thats a very strange question
>>214870832he was the worst part of that show
>>214870781you are asking in a thread about star trek who likes shows made decades ago? what an odd thing to ask
>>214870157He doesn't do much of anything and that for year now, even the faggots in hollywood got sick of his shit.
>10 possibilities>5 attemptsi don't understand why there is even a problem. they can just do a binary search and find the right time period in (worst case) 4 attempts. they even hinted at it by going to a time period, realizing it was different, and knowing they only had to look at time periods before that
>>214870946you've never played guess what I'm thinking of with ten questions? its far from impossible but you can still lose and in this case you lose the entire future
>>214870851This from a thread that posts months-old links from the archive.
>>214871031lmao have anons been reposting times you were particularly retarded? hilarious, replying to posts made 10+ hours ago is on the other hand very sad
I want these salt shakers, they actually make perfect sense I wonder if they were a product or just a mock up for the show
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>>214871084Claiming Tawny Newsome and Noel Wells have restraining orders against Mike McMahan is not only retarded, it's potentially libelous.
>>214871006it's nothing like that because the time periods are linear>start with time periods 1-10>choice 1: choose the period in the middle (5)>realize it's different>now you only need to look at time periods 1-4>choice 2: choose period in the middle (2 or 3, let's say 2)>realize it's good>now you only need to look at time periods 3 or 4>choice 3 or 4: get the right timeworst case it will be ceiling(log_2{10}) = 4 attemptshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_search
>>214871265lmao that doesn't answer why you're so pathetic at all
>>214871269that basically how ask ten questions works too, remember it starts with something like>I'm thinking of a mannow lets play, I'll be honest can you get it in 4 or less?
>>214871273That will never be true, no matter how hard you try to meme it into existence. And remember, you're not really anonymous here. If Mike McMahan actually cared, he can get the libeler's IP address from 4chan, and get his identity from his ISP, just like how "notice of copyright infringement" e-mails get sent to dumb bittorrenters. The only thing saving that anon is that he's too unimportant to warrant attention. For now.
>>214866967>I have a life! If you do this you're killing me!>you only exist because of two of my crewmates being killed in an accident. We can bring them back now, and two lives outweigh one.>But I'm better than both of them at their jobs!>They can learn to work like you do, and then we'll have twice the personnel in exchange for one abomination's lifeWhy didn't the show writers point out these obvious arguments? Why did they work so hard to try and make Janeway look like a villain for simply wanting her crew back?
Why is Mike McMahan compelled to rape? Why must he rape, as surely as we must breathe and as reliably as the sun rises in the east?Why does he always wear the same shirt? Is it his rape shirt? Does he never wash it so it smells like his conquests?
>>214871445I would heem this fucking faggot
>>214871318again, you're missing the point.doing binary search of the 10 possibilities o'brien mentioned is quite different than doing it for 8.2 billion people (worst case of 4 vs 34)also the challenge of that game is knowing the questions to ask. even male/female isn't exactly 50/50. if i had a database of every person's date and time of birth i could do it
>>214871265Why so defensive, Mike?
>>214871464I'd heem him and do the dougie on his unconscious body
>/trek/ is unuseable againSee you next year or two
>>214871508It's fine, really, if you ignore the two schizos and BF.Use filters.
>>214871429meme what into existence? nothing you say makes sense you went to sleep woke up then replied to a post 10 hours old, why? its weird really really weird, I am not talking about the content of the post I have no idea who you are talking about none of those people have anything to do with star trek, I am talking about how pathetic it is to respond to a post made over 10 hours ago, also some weird shit about how you think other people don't sleep or something, the entire thought process behind your posts are very sad and pathetic
>>214871429>If Mike McMahan actually cared, he can get the libeler's IP address from 4chan, and get his identity from his ISP, just like how "notice of copyright infringement" e-mails get sent to dumb bittorrenters.He's more likely to just show up to your home and rape you. Can't spell "plaid" without "laid." My uncle who works for Nintendo tells me that he raped everyone at Titmouse because of a misunderstanding (he thought he'd get to rape a mouse with tits)
>>214871474no play my game and lets see>I am thinking of a manyour turn and here I'll make it easy we'll play the kiddie version you have context clues because of the thread we are currently posting in...your move
>>214871577>still doesnt get itoh ok you're just retarded. got it.
>>214871528how do you filter them when they don't use trips?
Who on the Enterprise is the most likely to wear one of these?
>>214871611With your MIND. Just ignore bullshit. Keep scrolling
>>214871611Filter common phrases. Luckily, our resident autists tend to say the same things over and over again, terms almost no one else uses like "geezer" or how he says "oldtrek".Filter that, filter Lower Decks, LD, and all variants, and filter the image MD5 of screenshots they post and eventually you'll be golden
>>214871606no you don' get it, I understand what you are saying but you don't understand the game obviously since you brought up 8.2 billion people, literally the first question you always ask is>real or fictional
>>214871621You cannot ignore the balldo
>>214871533All I did was joke that Tawny Newsome had a restraining order on Mike McMahan for being too handsy and this dude starts flipping a fuck as if he's the real Mike
>>214871685yea yea I know I'm trying to lead him to this understanding, showing him that flipping out over a 10hr old post about some random guy is weird
>>214871661real or fictional doesn't split them evenly in half so it's a shitty questionand even allowing fictional characters is retarded because there are basically infinite of them
>>214862171Beast glutton riker is best Riker
>>214871669>balldo
>>214871713ok well I gave you an obvious context clue I suggested an opening question, you literally have never played the game have you?
>>214871713Brotherman, I think he just wants to play a game with you. No harm in humoring the lonely guy.
I dont know about the rest of you, but I would rather talk about a dildo that goes on your balls than Lower Decks.
>>214871707But what I'm trying to understand is why does he react so negatively to the undeniable fact that nutrek is faggot shit; why does he take it as a personal attack on his own character; why is he quick to threaten legal action over a shitpost...If it's all an act, bravo to him, most convincing.But I suspect that he's legitimately messed up in the head.
>>214871170>please set thr table>and don't forget the comically oversized tubes this time
>>214871713and yet these games usually result in a win you are being too autistic anon, for instance >are they real or fictionalreal>are they famousnothats it game over no-one wants to play because its a cheat, obviously the person is famous otherwise whats the point of the game>I was thinking of joe who runs the local milkbarthe game doesn't work like that
Noel Wells shuddered as she entered the recording booth. The hairs on the nape of her neck tingled. She knew what was about to happen next. Stepping up to the microphone, she stammered through mic check. "Ch-ch-check o-o-one," she barely managed to spit out between chattering teeth.Suddenly the door to the booth burst open. There he stood, a different wild look in each of his asymmetrical eyes. He was wearing The Shirt. Always The Shirt. But no pants. Never the pants. He pounced like a leopard, his flabby bulk belying a dangerous, sinuous speed. Pinning her down,he attempted to clasp her neck with his stubby, Vienna Sausage-like fingers. As she began to dissociate to avoid the trauma, she heard him grunt:>I'M MOOPSY! AND I'M GOING TO DRINK YOUR BONES!
>>214871170They're repurposed tea infusers.https://www.amazon.com/Alessi-90043-Tea-Infusers/dp/B000YOQCDG
>>214871805he is unstable, this is well established, after a bit of time he devolves into schizophrenic rants because we stop giving him any attention, speaking of which I'm done discussing the resident schizo
>>214871843>Currently unavailable.>We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.aww damn, well done though anon
>>214871508
>>214871809those are comically oversized candles look at the top they have wicks, its a fire hazard
>>214871650Yes, you too can see the /trek/ thread like this!
>>214871908None of those are me so that image is a lie. Shame on you.
>>214871908that doesn't make any sense just look at the thread, what do you mean, that you try and spam /trek/?
>>214871170what is practical about this?
>>214871908I don't really understand what kind of point you're trying to make when you post this. That you post so much spam that the entire thread is basically nothing but spam thanks to you?Truly an argument in your favor.Also, you can easily remove all post stubs using UBlock.
>>214871685If you think that was funny, you're as evil and twisted as I said you were.>>214871805I'm not a fan of trolls. Simple as.
>>214871874Plenty of options of auction and reseller sites.https://auction.housingworks.org/product/209908Please note: I've never used the site I just linked, it is only for example purposes.
>>214871950>I'm not a fan of trolls
>>214871936it allows for an even shake no full grip on the shaker, plus its suspended on the hanger thing so ship sway won't affect them, you don't have salt shakers sliding off the table
>>214871925Well, stop the presses! Did you figure that out all by yourself, silly buns?>>214871933>>214871938The point is that anyone who filters the thread is such a chickenshit that they'll end up filtering everything. In which case, why are you even here? You clearly can't handle it.
>>214871747I've played Guess Who, which is basically the same thing (and isn't fun unless you're like 7)>>214871788he should pick something more fun>>214871820doesn't sound fun
>>214871950lol >>214871908your self delusion is truly something else
>>214871986That's demonstrably not true, though. It just filters a ton of your bait posts. It doesn't help so much now when you're mass replying and people are actually responding to you but most of the time you get completely ignored and it works just fine.The fact is, people only respond to you when they're bored and feel they have nothing else to talk about. When the thread is actually discussing something else, you get no attention and we can all tell how much it bothers you because you just keep raising the bait levels.
>>214871986no we just filter you, you dumb fuck and the actual thread is still all there, you absolute retard
>>214871170>Designed 1924>No longer in production>Josef Knau and Otto Rittweger were German industrial designers and members of the Bauhaus School. Little information is available about Rittweger, but Knau was also an acclaimed silversmith and anti-fascist resistance fighter during WWII. Their tea infuser was originally designed for the Bauhaus Metallwerkstatt, but was reproduced by Alessi in 1995. It was used as set dressing for Seven of Nine’s holographic quarters in the Voyager episode, “Human Error,” and, more prominently, as a salt-and-pepper shaker set in Captain Archer’s dining room in Enterprise.Fascinating, something new to notice next time I rewatch Voyager.
>>214871995come on play my game I am thinking of a man, we are in a star trek thread you have ten questions
>>214871982is ship sway even a thing outside of battles?speaking of battles, do you think people have to go back to their quarters and clean up all their shit all over the floor whenever the enterprise takes fire?
>>214872053Does your man have a penis?
>>214872053>I am thinking of a man, we are in a star trek thread you have ten questionsQuestion one. What is the measure of this man?
>>214872036how the hell did the set designers find all this stuff, same thing with the ds9 coffee mugs they are collectors items now worth like 600+$ and I suppose worfs chair
Reminder that Mike McMahan called himself a sentient thumb on a podcast. This phrase originated here.
>>214872027>>214872029In case you're too thick to figure this out, by trying to filter me, you end up filtering everything else, revealing you to be nothing but a coward clinging to your woobie. The simple fact is this thread is full of mean-spirited trolls, and by turning that against them, they react like whiny babies, revealing the bullies to (once again) be cowards, and they can't deal with that.
>>214872080Well that question is a little bit rude, innit?
>>214872070yes>>214872080I'll take this as a joke question and ignore it
Reminder that BF has a barren womb
>>214872053Chief O'Brien?
>>214872101No, I only filter you and the people retarded enough to take your bait which removes a completely pointless conversation from the thread -- a conversation I don't want to read because it's the same old boring shit.Like I said, you're autistic so you just say the same 10 things over and over again ad nauseum. You really do offer nothing of interest. Filtering your conversations and all replies is a win/win.
>>214872053is your man from voyager or an earlier series?
>>214872101nope just you and I have a great time, simple as, you are delusional, go sperg about your shitty cartoon somewhere else
>>214872093Same thing with those funky lamps in TNG.
>>214871950But it was funny. And probably true since you're getting so butthurt over it. What are you gonna do about it?
>>214872127earlier>>214872123i'll once again ignore this
>>214872163is your man from tng or an earlier series?
>>214872176earlier, thats 3 questions down
>>214872192that's old trek so i don't care anymore
>>214872126I only repeat myself because the trolls repeat themselves. There's no point in original replies to tired old troll posts. If they don't like it, they can learn to behave.
>>214862008"Romulus super omnia" might be more appropriate, since the Romulans are Space Rome In Space.
>>214872210you're out then, still 7 questions left
>>214862249captain's yacht is impulse only
>>214872229Why do you want to control the actions of others?
>>214872229So you're admitting that no one is missing out on anything by filtering your reply chains? Neat, thanks.
>>214862229>Well, the kids have to learn about TekWars sooner or later!
>>214872269you can see the warp nacelles in the post you are replying to
>>214862753>I just assumed everyone had seen the anime
>>214872270Because their actions are abysmal.>>214872280Seems like your filtering isn't going so well.
>>214872192does he play an alien?
>>214872331Don't you think you would feel more comfortable on reddit or bluesky?
>>214872243So who would the remans be? Sicilians?
>>214862720This sort of thing happens a ton in Star Trek media if you look for it.
>>214872342no, and thats kinda a cheat as I'm confirming I'm thinking of a real person not a fictional character but as its kids rules fine, 6 questions left
>>214866627>We could've had this instead of Nana Visitor
>>214872359Is there any question? Of course they are. >Gabagool Dukat
>>214872331As I said, it doesn't really work when you try to simulate normal human conversation.Of course, I can stop talking to you and you'll revert to spamming your bait phrases over and over again as we all know.
>>214872393did he play a main character on TOS?
if romulans are rome does that mean vulcans are the greeks?
>>214872481yes
>>214872414She would have ended up fucking Sisko and murdering Dukat. Odo wouldn't have simped her for six seasons because he would have realized she was out of his league from the beginning.
>>214870274>big nose>better stick some piercings in ithow can you NOT stare at that schnoz?
>>214872346Plebbit or BlueCry are appropriate for people who want filters, moddies, jannies, etc. That applies to you, not me.>>214872458I don't initiate conversation; I only respond to troll posts. You can silence me any time you want, by ceasing to troll.
>>214872543is he in the opening credits for TOS?
>>214872602>I don't initiate conversation>I replied to a post over 10 hours old from a previous threaduh huh, sure thing
>>214872104midge
>>214872093I assume a lot of the stuff was either in Paramount's prop storage or was found in antique stores around Los Angeles.
>>214872626yes, 4 questions left
>>214872677I remember reading some memories from prop people and yea a lot of antique stores and the like they would scour them non-stop for weird looking stuff
>>214872696does he wear a blue uniform on the show?
>>214872722A good strategy tbqh, you can find some weird, kitschy stuff in basically any antique store.
>>214872750yes 3 questions left
>>214872795Does this uniform make me look fat?
>>214872795>not alien>main character>tos>blue uniform>non-fictionalits deforest kelly
>>214872602But you want to control what others say, think, do; etc. Wouldn't those places be more appropriate for you?
>>214872853AI truly is disgusting
>>214872054no because they have futuristic salt shakers and super steady coffee mugs
>>214872898correct Winner! and with only 2 questions left, gg.
>>214862229I've been watching earth 2. Good times
>>214873163Good job. Have a hug.
>>214873061newgame?
>>214873197maybe later
>>214873061>damn it jim i'm an outlaw not a doctor
EVERYONE'S GAY!
>>214873603jesus christ that hair is awful
>>214873603Reminds me of that one song from Team Americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OReGUIdddJw
>>214872598She's an actress. Her goal is to attract attention to herself. It's apparently working.
What the fuck is wrong with some people
>>214874063A lack of adrenochrome in their diet
>>214872645You even admit it's a reply. Just how out of touch with reality are you? >>214872912The oldtrek geezer seethers also want to control what others say. How can you not comprehend the blatant hypocrisy here?
>>214874166I just see one mentally ill person, (You), ranting and raving like a lunatic.
>>214864553The actor also played Silik on Ent and several other heavily made up Star Trek roles. Now you know, even if you didn’t ask
>>214874063
>>214867480>eats your ambassador Your response?
>>214872036Neat!
>>214863578what was the dems' obsession with a woman whose highest held office was in the georgia state legislature
>>214872254Is it a human?
>>214874375They think black women have magical powersGuinan started it all really
>>214863578A-are those B-black people?IM GONNA FREAK
>>214874407>be largely irrelevant black actress >break the game by giving herself a Jewish name She may not be magical but she found a magic Hollywood word: Goldberg. That’s something for anyone, let alone a black woman
>>214874471I did a report on her in like 2nd grade and the only thing I remember from her life before being famous is that she was one of those people who puts makeup on corpses before their wake or whatever.
>>214874449just accept it and relax, 90% of the people on 4chan are outwardly racist. there are problems with disc, the races of the cast isnt really one of them.
>>214874254What a repugnant fucking art style
>>214874715It looks cute
>>214872093they're professionals, and they're GOOD professionals
>uploading blocked from my rangeoh well, todays schedule https://i.imgur.com/5ttNBVD.jpeg
>>214873603is this the 4th or 5th spock? 3rd kirk?
>>214874841DS9 Watchalong bros eatin' good tonight
>>214874231My responses are consistently calm and measured. Yet another failure of you trying to meme something into existence. Wouldn't it be easier to be in touch with reality? Is your reality really that awful?
>>214872425YO LIL PICARD I SHIT IN MY HANDS! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES HOSS?
>>214874471Fun fact: her nickname "Whoopi" comes from her persistent farting, i.e. like a whoopie cushion.
>>214861965Just started watching Enterprise the other day. What am i in for? Other than hot vulcan ladies...
>>214874561Grim. Honestly though, good for her, at least back in the day. Fast forward and she’s now a miserable hag in our timeline. >Daniels!>>214874991I’m sure Mel Brooks loves her
Garrett Wang is a faggot.That is all.
URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT AND MIKE MCMAHAN'S RAPE WINGMAN, VIC MIGNOGNA:Agents, the interloper has grown more irritating. By reporting our geopolitical activities to the corrupt woke radical left law enforcement, we are now rangebanned from posting the Heroes and Icons schedule. Have no fear: the Fat Riker Prone 'Bone Anbo-Jyutsu Montessori Gesserit Squad has engraved the schedule on the casings of our TR-116 shells. The schedule is as follows (all times eastern)1800 hours: ANTI ICE1900 hours: NOTICES BULGES OWO2000 hours: TOS: THE GALILEO SEVEN2100 hours: TNG: TOO SHORT A SEASON2200 hours: DS9: THE SEARCH PART II2300 hours: VOY: THE DISEASE 0000 hours: ENT: OASISOur team of transgender custodial staff will be intercepting and neutralizing the interloper with their Dildomop 2000™ war Swiffers. Soon we will get him to admit his madness and accept the femdom supremacy of sexual matador Stacy Abrams. Until then, continue current plans under existing OPTEMPO. Trust in the Plan. As always: glory to Heroes and Icons. Trust in the Plan. Death to the Opposition. Finally, a reminder as we enter the autumn season: do ***NOT*** leave unattended females around McMahan as we have no line item funding for snuff films anymore. Mignogna out.
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>>214875378based Shadow Prez
gas all spoonheads
>>214875595>playing a BajoranKWAB
>>214875659>the most well known of his race is a traitorous faggot tailor
>>214875712better than space indian-jews.
Your threadly reminder that Lal has an OnlyFans account. >>214858570
the bajorans are literally the strongest force in the alpha quadrant
Saars Bajor superpower 2320
there should have been some science division crewman to take over assistant doctor duties instead of paris. wtf would you have your primary pilot also be the second in command of medical? get someone else who minored in medicine and has a less critical role to di it (ofc its a casting thing, dont want to introduce a new character)
>>214876084Janeway assigns Paris to the Doctor to spite the both of them.
>>214876084I suspect it had something to do with Kes’s actress flaking. Kes was doing it early on and I think they had to scramble and Paris was the best option. Who else was there on cast who might fit? Neelix?
>>214876166Paris is the most consistently competent member of the crew.
>>214876084>>214876166Paris was basically the crewman that did whatever the writers needed for that specific episode.
Packin or lackin?
>>214862052Everything with the romulans star going nova is such a fucking bad writing it should just be fucking ignored
>>214876184You’re probably right. I’d say Tuvok is up there but he goes rape crazy every seven years. He’d be a bad fit for medical >>214876204I believe you’re correct, he’s their Gary Stu
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>>214866770I gladly would
>>214876262P A C K I NACKIN
>>214876294I seemed like the writers originally wanted Paris to be the main character but for whatever reason they never committed to that.
>>214876294Tuvok is also the second officer in addition to being head of security so his duty shifts are probably much less flexible than Tom's. Also Tuvok and the Doctor are both too similar and you wouldn't get the same back and forth as you do with Paris.
>>214869762JJ is a fucking idiot. Don't forget they also introduced that it was possible to transport Kirk & Scotty onto a ship that has been traveling away at warp for over a fucking day
>>214876294>gary stuJewish buzzword
>>214874886Is it true that Tawny Newsome went home and found her answering machine full of Mike McMahan's unsolicited messages?
>>214876364It’s an ensemble cast on a show that went seven seasons, I get it >>214876391My little jokes aside, that’s what I’m meant. If they thought the Doctor had a shitty bedside manner, wait until they get a load of Tuvok>>214876446Thanks for your input retard
>>214876576Even worse. McMahan sent Tawny a bunch of unsolicited dick pics but Tawny thought McMahan was just taking close up shots of enoki mushrooms.
>>214876865>the episode where kirk destroys spocks one chance at living a happy life
>>214876166Paris was already a fully fleshed out character from episode 1, should've given it to harry
>>214876897>his happiness hinges on the consumption of some sort of psychotropic agent Literally me
>>214876391>Tuvok and the Doctor are both too similarnot at all. One is very emotionally supressed, the other one is very expressive. the only thing they have in common is a tendency towards sarcasm.
>>214876926Yes and no. I think it’s pretty well established that Garrett is a wang to work with, so from in an show perspective I agree he makes more sense but from behind the scenes perspective? Probably not
remember when STD put Elon Musk's name alongside Neil Armstrong and Cochrane before Musk chudded out? still makes me kek when I think about it
>>214876963it's not like any of the other series required a nurse, they were seen sure but they were never necessary from a story telling perspective
>>214876978Have they done an episode about an evil technocrat trillionaire yet in SNW?
>SNW S2E9>They’re all singing
new>>214877062>>214877062>>214877062maybe a little early but fuck it
Why doesn't Starfleet
>>214877011I agree. It did seem silly to me that Tom would fill that role but lacking a nurse generally fits with Voy being understaffed. If they’d had a dedicated nurse they could’ve just made them the doctor. It’s not like the mark one was particularly good at his job at the start
>>214876576>>214876715All of that is untrue, unfunny and stupid. You make this thread worse by being here.
>>214877087the doctor has always been pretty decent at his job. dont think anything has shown evidence otherwise. The in universe problem with tom being nurse is that he has a critical job. its not a crew of 12 people so everyone needs to multi-task, its like 140-something. Its very unlikely that out of those 150 crewmembers that someone else besides tom took a few medical courses.
>>214877455I’m not saying he was incompetent, he was an emergency program never intended to be the full time doctor. If they’d written a show with a dedicated nurse character, or indeed anyone with significant medical experience, they wouldn’t have needed the EMH to be a major character to begin with. And that would’ve sucked
>>214870301The resident schizo. He scans every post of every thread daily for any mention of himself, and then he's gotta have the last word, even if it means replying to an archived thread nobody's reading anymore
>>214870301I usually wait to the 36 hour. it catches my opponent more off guard and allows for more clinical verbal strikes as they have to remember what the point of the topic even is.
>>214878153And yet some oldtrek geezer seether made an image from this post from a month and a half ago, then posts it while intoning "Damning." Because one can't like Star Trek for different reasons.
>>214878200Yeah, it's pretty difficult to remember when there's a link to take you to the old post. You can't be this stupid; you have to be pretending to be stupid.
>>214878153>waah waah why won't he just roll over and play dead so we can bully him?>he must be le hecking schizooo000OOO000ooo!!!1!Remember, you threw the first punch.
>>214876398Red Matter is also peak retardation.
