Saw Theo at Beacon Theater tonight for his Netflix taping (double ouch).1/3 of the crowd walked out (myself included - and they seem to keep coming).Worst set I’ve ever seen. Pandering to the dumbest 50 people in the room.Failure of epic proportions.
gang gang
>>214863289>jokeman with podcast #6730978066Dont care
>>214863289I tried getting tickets to see this guy five years ago out of morbid curiosity and the ticket prices seriously offended me to the point where I would never see this guy. Now I am imagining walking out a show you overpaid for and probably expected to be good.
>>214863289>1/3 of city-dwelling NYC faggots like OP hated itMust be good.
>>214863289This guy is a comedian? I've had his podcast recommended to me a few times on YouTube but I never knew from where he came from.
>>214863289https://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/GNYS4D7D3p
>>214863373People say he’s a funny man but he sounds like “your next door room-temp IQ neighbor whose friends think he’s funny”. I’ve tried to listen to his podcast with Trump and with Dave Ramsey, and it was painful to see how much of an intellectual divide exist between him and his high-profile guests.
>>214863289Yaaaas! Maron and Elephant Graveyard are spreading the word to not laugh at these fascists disguised as comedians and exposing them for the racist punching down nazi fuck man-o-sphere hacks they are!! Being for trans and lgbt rights?? Now that’s being a cool badass in comedy! Being inclusive is the real punk rock!!
>routine too woke for NYCholy shit this is wild
https://x.com/klonnypin_gosch/status/1922758067189358856?s=61
>>214863289The rogan sphere strikes again?
>>214863289Go on.
>>214863289He'll be fine. Lot of money in simping for fascism these days.
>>214863373No. He just has a way to con people into buying tickets. Rogan is a comedian and you see how loose that definition fits that retard.
>clap break>absolute silence
>>214863448Someone this unfunny is indicative of Theo's material.
>>214863289these people are trying to do their own version of woke and it's just as annoying as the regular version. nobody wants to buy tickets to a comedy show and get a podcast lecture from a failed actor.
my god this fucker is such a cringe loser. but it works; for the average person, who aren't too tuned in. i had a friend say "he's so down to earth" about his podcasts. had to bite my tongue. theo von and all his ilk are all fucking faggots with zero spine. slop, purest form. anyone who supports republicans, automatically is a faggot.
You all realize that you're falling for the most basic of baits?
>>214863705everything is reddit now. the onions right won.
>>214863719Guess thats why we are a blue board
>>214863289did he make fun of someone's pronouns
Holy shitI don't care
>>214863448This post is sponsored by your local russian shillcord chatgpt plays both sides botnet
Reminder that Theo is literally southern royalty and an heir to billions while pretending to be a dumb redneck.
Is this guy real or a character he plays?
>>214863385damn i thought this was a shitpost. 1/3 of the audience just walked out. we might actually hear about this tomorrow.
>>214863448A lot of people recommended elephant graveyard to me and I was shocked at how retarded he is, unironically calling Joe Rogan a nazi etc.
>>214863289OP can you tell us more about Pwemium Wounge and @joise.muisque
>>214863289>tell lies>this is somehow supposed to be funnyI will never understand the appeal of standup "comedy"
>>214863809He says a lot of things scripted in his head on the spot during his podcast interviews which people seem to think are part of the natural convo. It's pretty annoying but once in a while funny.
>>214863894its never funny tho
>>214863882The appeal is that you’re drunk and everyone else is laughing, it’s that simple stand-up is the lowest form of entertainment, watching reality tv or soap operas is more respectable.
I hate this faggot so much
>>214863882>>214863882Opposed to telling the truth and not being funny? You guys get mad at this guy for saying yaaaaaaas queen my black wife
>>214863928Of the legion of unfunny nepobabies that run podcasts now and get forced down everyone's throat by the Internet, he's the least bad.At least he was retarded enough to tell the President that he does coke.
>>214863964I dont care, I still cant fucking stand him
>>214863289>Paying to watch a podcaster attempt comedy
>>214863989This is an 85iq post, adds nothing to the thread.
>>214863692Shut up tranny
>>214863289His stand up is fucking terrible. He's really funny in conversations on podcasts. His humor is best when its unplanned and unscripted and he's just letting his random thoughts come out of his mouth.
>>214864026>>214863989
>>214863769It’s kinda sad you think Russians would care about this let alone be competent enough to have shill farms for every topic you disagree with
people ITT pretending like rogansphere is collapsing because they are "le woke right racist facists". lol, rogan and most of his friends were subpar at comedy while being propped up heavily by rogan's money and podcast. they deserve a downfall because they are mid af and being treated like comedy royalty.
>>214863819>This it's a shitpost when it's posted directly to 4chan>Think it's real when it's a screencap or link directly to redditA website gets the off-site screencap threads it deserves.
>>214863947>You guys get mad at this guy for saying yaaaaaaas queen my black wifeWell yeah because she's damn ugly and has an equally ugly attitude to match, Bill could've done a hell of a lot better even if he just had to choose from black women only (the worst kind of women).
>>214864127"Lovely" Nia is by far the best running joke he's ever come up with.
>>214864093It is sad to imagine there are real people regurgitating buzz words all day like crass brainwashed children instead of paid state actors.
>>214863924Not very often it's usually more on the cringe side
>>214864124just complaining to complain i see.
>>214864194Kek, so defensive.
>>214864253ok, well lets get back to what i originally stated because you said literally nothing of substance. its kinda not normal that 1/3 of the audience just leaves a show. i kinda wanna see what happened. i dont care about it being a fucking repost from plebbit like you do. the topic is juicy. shut up and go sit in the corner.
>>214863448>t. thielbotJoe Rogan is not a comedian
>>214864317I really didn't expect you to get this mad about it. Obviously you're embarrassed that you were exposed for trusting reddit like gospel.
>>214864323Why isn't he? He's been doing it professionally for over 35 years and getting paid for it.
>>214864093You guys run a pedophile pro russian general on /pol/You're all over this site running the playbook The Foundations of Geo-politics
so i wonder if were going to get footage tomorrow, i kinda believe it. maybe he dropped a N bomb or something.
>>214864414he just wrote it down
>>214864409>but not us reddito- I mean organic 4channelers who have definitely not come here to shill their politics
>>214865311shameful projection, reddit is the place you get all your demoralization content to post on here, when you're not jacking their posts you're larping in the women's subreddits to post on /pol/ which is hilarious considering how much you supposedly hate trannies, but at least you can say you spend time around women in a way
>>214863289Theo von is a hypocritical fascist. He literally larps as a southern AA Christian retard but is a degenerate druggie IRL.
Is he at least going to Saudi to make millions?
>>214864409i dont remember this many lefty faggots coming to these boards. you should just go back from wence you came.
>>214865537People are going to have different opinions faggot
He's a naturally funny guy but his standup kind of sucks.
>>214865572I hate his fake accent
>>214863705
>>214865554/tv is our board. go back to your concentration camps >>LBBQ
>>214864145Imagine marrying and having kids with that thing. What a disgusting race traitor Bill is. The biggest nigger faggot possible.
>>214863289Mission accomplished reberse psychology anonI want to watch it now.
>>214865486You've clearly never met an AA/NA type of person before. They constantly talk about their relapses and sobriety like 24/7 where "I was over for 3 months then I hit a bong and went to sleep". I think he's genuine about trying to be sober but it's cocaine that gets him off the rails if he ever does that again
>>214865583I don't think it's fake, I think he genuinely is a New Orleans freak who somehow found fame
>>214863448Cute GAPEABLE twinks!
>>214863289Nazis are based.Every orc and hook nose you meet is a hate filled caucasophobic bigot trying to genocide you
Where does he find the "every day working man" people he interviews sometimes anyway?
>>214863289Well done fellow reddsisters, we did it. Shane Gillis is next
>>214865583It seems realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2AcB3yXS8
>>214863289Don't blame them. Can't imagine wanting to listen to his stupid bullshit for a full hour. He's the worst part of his own podcast.
>>214865686Most whites are also supporters of white genocide. We need to implement a dictatorship and stop people from voting. It would improve everyones life and stop the endless zigzag politics where a new retard gets into power every election and tries to undo what the retard before him did. Democracy is a tool used by satan to destroy white Christian nations.
>>214865537You've worn out the term leftistNow it just means anyone that doesn't suck jew and hindu cock
>>214863289Hrmm... Bobbehh.
>>214863289Who would have thought that a whole set with alt-right dog whistles is noz going to be funny... imagine my shock
>>214865778I try not to care about all the fucking comedian podcasters considering there are so goddamn much of them but that clip is so funny
What was he doing at Michael's anyway where he found a discounted black nutcracker statue anyway?
>>214863348haha, you think that way.
I'd rather watch Toe Rogan hump a thousand stools than have to endure reddit approved comedians like James Acaster.
>>214865904Once he starts to lose his hair is he going to become a male to male transexual like rogan
>>214863448Joe Rogan is one of the least funny comedians I've ever seen, but Maron is an insufferable, smug asshole. I'll take lame and unfunny over smug cunt any day
what if (((they))) bought up 1/3 of the theater, then staged a walk out to make it seem like he wasnt a good comedian? sounds like orc mischeif to me.
>>214864396The rare times he now gets on stage his audience does not laugh.
>>214863289Sure you did lil bro
>>214865949He has hair plugs already.
>good stand up is rare and even with grade A stand up artist good set is not guaranteed>go to see stand up from a guy who got popular as a podcasteridk what people were expecting, usually this stuff is for parasocial fans who will laugh at anything
>>214865537LOL, I've been here 15 years and at some point we were invaded by a bunch of schizo conservatard bigots who were banned from reputable social media. Suddenly "god-fearing" family values faggots began showing up and pretending that's why they are still virgins.This used to be an anarchic nihilism forum, not a far-right hugbox. YOU are the newfag to me, chud.
>>214865640He was on MTV 25 years ago.
>>214863795Just because someone has von in their name doesn't mean they are royalty you retard lol
>>214866004Iv been here since '07, you are the newfag and probably only started coming on here cause of operation chanology, that's when this site got flooded by a bunch of wankstain leftists who thought anon was protesting to change the world and hack evil religious sheeple lmao fuck off
>>214866058I don't think so.
>>214866004nah dude I've been here for long too and that's not it. Those retards got contained on some /pol/ threads during the first Trump admin then left and got back to facebook or wherever the fuck during Biden. The truth is we changed too and it happened even sooner, circa gamergate: we got older, even more jaded, and unironically fed up with the brown people infesting our countries and the corpo-faggot anti-male and anti-white propaganda everywhere
>>214866010So? He still somehow found fame. People probably just liked him and he knew important people. I don't doubt he's from the South. Good for him getting lucky honestly. But it seems like he wants a wife more than anything but can't for some reason
>>214866004 Trump and half his cabinet used to be democrats also. Now your side has Liz and Dick Cheney. Things done changed
so one of joe rogans buddies just bombed during the taping of a netflix special and it's really funny because elon likes him. you really have no business on a comedy stage if you have talked to jd vance, the vice president to donald trump. It's so embarrassing for all of them and the entire right wing grifterverse. I think it's really over for them this time. Anyway please support my patreon for exclusive content
>>214866155>hey, can you run my podcast and everyone enjoys it more because I'm gone while I go on tour and lose money because I've completely lost my touch because I've been podcasting for 5 years instead of writing fucking jokes?
>>214866155nailed it.
>>214866155who are you quoting?
>>214866155All comedy is shit now. Get off your high horse crying about "right wing" grifters when these people are basically centrist retards. >joe rogan is right wing so is JD!lmao
>>214866214a youtuber that is banking hard on rogansphere being bad grifts
>>214863448>Elephant GraveyardI've watched his videos for years. Hate that leftists have co-opted this videos and his community. Someone posted this recent banger from Crack Amico, and EG subreddit are pearl-clutching over racist jokes. https://youtu.be/UXJ5U-X-YH0
>>2148662142lazy2try
>>214863289comedians bomb all the time though. you're not guaranteed a great show every time.
>>214866372i watched his shit when he was dunking on brendumb schuab. yeah i have noticed people using his work for their own narratives. elephant graveyard might be a liberal, but his work is so much more thought out and clever that i dont think you can just categorize him as left or right wing. more like he is too meta for political jargon.
I thought these people made money telling jokes? The COVID lockdowns really fucked everything with all this podcast bullshit. It ruined comedy too. Who the fuck is Sneako?
>>214865714You'll never cancel Shane. He's protected by Bud Light death squads.
>>214863289>Pandering to the dumbest 50 people in the roomobviously OP is one of these 50 dumb retardsthis has ALWAYS been theo vons comedy. Why the fuck would you go to his show if this isn't your style of jokes?
American standups are ALL shit
>>214863289Who is this guy? I'm assuming one of Joe Rogan's friends?
>>214866744Joe Rogan has no friends. Joe Rogan is a russian asset. He keeps pushing russian propaganda. I guarantee FSB caught Joe Rogan fucking kids or something.
i am hoping that isn't the case, this is one of the few genuine humans in show business who is as real as possible, and deeply introspective. he's also hilarious as fuck on top of it, which is unfair in the grand scheme of things
>>214864037cope, retard
>>214866744he was on the real world or maybe it was road rules back in the day, became a podcaster over time
everyone knows this guy is a barely closeted fag right?
>>214863289>>214863385kek
he just had a meltdown because ICE quoted one of his videos on their deportation montage
>>214868010>more nuancedThe subject matter isn't exactly complex.
Isnt he doing that Saudi comedy festival? Hope everyone there enjoys their blood money built on the broken backs of an oppressed people. Might as well have performed for North Korea. This aint Billy Joel in the soviet union; this is for rich saudis who order torture and murder whilst raping everything in sight.
>>214868048Just did a quick google search and he isnt but the likes of Bill Burr cant complain about corporate corruption when they sell out for this.
>>214866004>15 yearsimagine bragging about being an eternal newfag. You're probably lying and at the earliest came here in 2012 when r/shitredditsays started whining on /q/ to get /pol/ banned
>>214868010He made his bed with fascists and complains about the fleas.
>>214868214link the discord, sister!
The crowd probably didn't understand his nuanced jokes, his thoughts and heart about his jokes would take a lot more time than a comedy show would allow
>>214866949Naw. If Joe Rogan fucked kids he would 1000% have let on while he was high. Stoners cannot keep things to themselves. >>214867922Ah right. Podcaster turned comedian is my new least favorite thing. It always leads to people ignoring the fact that they need an entirely different delivery and skill set.
>>214863385Top posts from reddit are constantly posted here. People are desperate for engagement
>>214863289This is what Jewish character assassination looks like
>>214863289Doubt that really happened. Only retards would actually listen to this guy's podcasts, which makes me think that a stand up show from him would only attract said retards.
>>214865620Bro why everybody in 4chan sometimes talk like they are super mega chads with the perfect mind and are supermodels and want supermodels girlfriends, you guys think you are super chizzel models
>>214869321>he said in defense of the baboon that bill burr marriedthis ain't it cuh
>>214863448Got me thankin'
>>214863448I think I figured it out. Contrapoints went to shit over the years, so leftlists are clinging on to Elephant Graveyard as their next video essayist savior.
Him having Trump on the podcast was instrumental in Trump winning therefore leftists and redditors have been seething about him for months. Literally anyone can make a reddit thread and there’s no proof of it happening.
>>214869627all his specials have been shit, so it wouldn't shock me if his next one is shit too.
>>214863289Did you forget he was on fools notice?
Okay if you guys think he's unfunny, who IS funny in current year 2025?
>>214863289one of the most popular funniest men alive
>>214869627Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Joe Rogan or one of these guys invite Kamala onto of their shows and she straight up canceled last minute? Also I don’t know why people insist that Trump being on a podcast makes the host bad. If you’re saying he won the election by simply being on the show then didn’t he do a good job convincing people to vote for him? why drag the host into this?
>>214869787Literally just scroll through the reddit link it’s all people seething about Trump and the politics of Theo’s comedy, accusing him of relapsing lmao. He probably had nerves and flubbed his set (sets are usually no great when taped) and now reddit is doing the classic dogpile because of his politics>>214869997Him being on Theo Von gave him a more human angle at a point where Kamala was downplaying his chances of winning. Trump barely talked politics when he was on, he mainly talked about his brother dying of addiction and his life. It gave people that maybe were in the fence mire of a reason to possibly vote for him
>>214863289Did he make a joke about trantifa?
>>214863641And grifting to mentally ill troons unironically makes the $$$.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ572vP2fItheo von seethe is baffling to me and seems very slightly below average iq. he makes kino. what kind of person could possibly hate this guy?
>>214870072I don't like his le wholesome act but I do think he's funny
>>214870072The average leftist redditor
always find it really strange how people start their posts with Capital letters on here if you look at this thread its like 3/4 of the posts do
>>214870095He said while using reddit spacing
>>214870022She wanted to do a one hour interview with pre-approved massaged questions and joe rogan told her that's not what his show is so she could either do the show or fuck off.
>>214870095Modern Phones capitalize Words automatically unless you turn it off in the Settings. Also ESLs might use Capitalization like they're typing in their own Language sometimes.
4channel and reddit are mostly the exact same bots posting to each other. Has been this way for the past few years. Everybody with a brain moved to X.
>>214870095its because they are not at their workstation typing from a desktop like any regular anon wouldthey are phoneposters with massive FOMO
>>214870088>These are the people I share this board withGrim
>>214870125good morning saar
>>214863289Be honest anonyou organised with a group to do a walkoutIts a funny shitpost but nevertheless still a shitpost
>>214870147yeh it didnt used to be so obvious or maybe i was younger
>>214863947COME TO RIYADH HABIBI
>>214868214when has it ever been fascist to follow the immigration laws on the books
>>214866949The kremlin has gay compromat on Joe (and Thiel), I guarantee it
>>214869997oy vey this is off script, blah blah blah fascists whites bad we need more immigrants or it's another shoah
>>214870088It’s ironic that these people look up to Marc Maron but have the gall to call other comedians hacks or not funny. I get it’s subjective but don’t act like you have superior taste in comedy.
>>214868349>Podcaster turned comedianit's the otherway around for most of them you stupid fag lmao
>>214870214I remember when the left said conspiracy theorists are insane
People freaking out one way or the other for a completely mundane podcaster is pretty fuckin gay. Like how is a comedian having a bad set even news?
>>214870088>hurrr Marc Maronthese people are fucking morons
>>214870291Because he is somewhat right leaning. It’s that simple.See>>214869627>>214870088
Also everyone who gives a shit should watch theos interview with one of the only American doctors to go to Gaza, highly informative and fuck jews
>>214864145Goddamn
>>214870214Peter Thiel is openly a faggot you idiot
>>214870291>Like how is a comedian having a bad set even news?because he's paying for these threads in an attempt to make it into news?
>>214864145What an embarrassment
When leftist artistes relapse, it's a tragedy relating to childhood traumas. When far right chuds relapse, it's because they are fundamentally bad people who deserve it.
>>214865956I was getting this vibe as well
>>214870214I’ve been listening to Rogan since college and I can honestly tell you that no one listens to him because he’s funny. I don’t know why people want other comedians to suddenly disavow Rogan too, say what you want about him but he has done so much for peoples careers. Say if someone like Shane hypothetically suddenly went turncoat I would think of him as nothing more than a coward
>>214866004You’re bragging about spreading csam?
>>214863705Kek I was literally about to call this out
>>214864409>You guys run a pedophile pro russian general on /pol/You NAFO faggots are literally the laughing stock of the internet. What are you going to do, spam /k/ with more gay porn?
>>214870418both are generally equally bad people fully deserving of such fate
Folks, Theo Von is a right wing NAZI. We need to run a smear campaign on him.
>>214863289>Theo VonJust googled him and he's an American comedian.What the fuck were you expecting?
>>214870147People were complaining about this on /ck/ maybe five years ago at this point and now I see it everywhere
>>214863448God I'd probably kill myself if I was this bad at posting
>>214870095Because my teacher screamed at me when I didn’t capitalize the first letter of a sentence.
>>214863289Not into politics but I don’t find him funny the way he speaks makes me want to beat the shit out of him.
>>214863419I used to think it was an act because I struggled to believe anyone could be this fucking stupid but yeah he's beyond smooth brained>>214865952I would rather just not watch either desu>>214866719Come on man. Austin Rogansphere cunts are talentless yes but Louis CK and Patrice are easily some of the best comics ever. I'm struggling to think of any British standups I really like. I guess Jimmy Carr is good when his material gets really dark because he's such a smug insincere guy that it's like he's revealing his hollow soul but usually he's just rapid firing off jokes like an autistic robot. Don't even mention Ricky Gervais
this is literally from reddit
>>214870291>freaking out>S-stop laughing guys you're actually being CRAZY right now!This tactic has literally never worked. Why do people keep trying it?
>>214868214>He made his bed with fascists and complains about the fleas.Trying to sound clever and then making a mixed idiom (He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas & You Made Your Bed; Now Lie In It) like a total retard is so funny lol
>>214863448who and who?
>>214865537this board has always been infested with predditors
>>214864093Lol it's not even a matter of opinion. Everyone knows Russians are working overtime to spread right-wing propaganda all over social media.
>>214865537WHENCE means "from where," you illiterate retard
>>214864317Is there a clip in the reddit thread showing people walking out? I only gave it a quick look but it doesn't seem like there's any more info than what is on here.
bump
>>214865620>Imagine marrying and having kids with that thingWell, there's the rub. She had kids and she turned into her mama, like all women do.
>>214868010its understandable, he doesnt want to be targeted and potentially killed in this unstable political climate
>>214863289I don't find him funny, but he seems like such an easy going chill guy I can't bring myself to talk shit about him.
>>214868214>>214868225I got next on the rope when you guys are done
>>214870214Joe is a tranny-lover, according to an eye-witness testimony from known coprophage John McAfee
>>214870088>Marc Maron
>>214863809he's a character.
>>214870095>I'm suspicious of punctuation and grammaraka>DEM WORDS BE SUS NIGGA DUNNAEBODY USE NO BIGGEM LETTERS BOSS
>>214870519Janny
>>214863809Even the hair is fake, he wears s wig.Shit is funnier than his entire work.He was born in a very wealthy family, like Rothschild rich Some anon linked it a while ago but I can't remember, look it up.He's as genuine as a wrestling gimmick.
>>214863448You don't have to be for their rights, but it's hacky when you force it into your routine for cheap laughs. There hasn't been a creative trans joke since 2017.
>>214877488sounds like you have blue hair and identify as an attack helicopter topkek
>>214863289Are the rumors about his family true?
>>214863795Yeah, but Louisiana rich is like California upper middle class.
>>214863641Are you the same dumbass that’s on Reddit or did you just steal the comment?
>>214865620Kek the first one isnt even his.
>>214870095Sentences start with capitals. They teach this to fucking 5 year olds. I'm not gonna intentionally type like a retard just to prove I'm not retarded.
hey its the youtube shorts guy!!!!!! pog
>>214869321Whats that got to do with us being disappointed in a fellow white man's self inflicted baboon marriage? Burr's a retarded faggot pandering to niggers his entire life with this one last crown act of betrayal - marrying a Laquonda
>>214863947>>214870182Bill Burqa
>>214870072i started hating him when he had boring people on his podcast and started doing politics
>>214863309Hey. Theo is based. To all the people aware of the glownigger threat, and to all the glowniggers here, he's redpilled on the jq and released a video recently about how Palestinian children are getting bombed for no reason.Pic rel is Joe Rogan's face when Theo said the jews owned Hollywood on JRE.
>>214863289Theo's a goofball and a funny, kind fella, but he's deeply redpilled on the JQ and has been calling them out lately, plus supporting Palestine.Not surprising to see threads like this and other slander these days.
>>214874052Proofs?
>>214865734Bro, if only huwites voted, republicans would never lose.
>>214863289This is the shit your loser friend from highschool who smells like stale cigarettes and pork listens to and gets his opinions from. See smaller local comics who are actually funny. Comedians are relatable weirdos who are good at public speaking, not trust fund brand faggots who larp as white trash.
>>214863448You sound mad
>>214863289>things that happened
>>214869570The Left just decided to run away and hide under the bed rather than debate something around 2018. For whatever reason they have let an entire ecosystem of RW influencers rampage unopposed over all social media. It used to be that the Left had a stranglehold on public discourse because their ideas were acceptable and RW ideas were kind of taboo or antiquated, they could debate them and then either win because the enemy was handcuffed by propriety, or lose but get them kicked off of social media thus nullifying them.Obviously the assumption was that this would just continue indefinitely, but the result is that the Right can just fling whichever two-digit IQ guy they want into the field and nobody ever shows up to fight them so they win by default. Even a retard like Theo Von has infinitely more reach than Vaush or Piker or EG despite being a complete moron because the Left has written itself into a corner where they can't push back in any meaningful way because they've invested so much in refusing to platform the opposition. But then the opposition just bought the fucking platform, so now they've de-facto deplatformed themselves.
>>214878009gay
>>214866004a lot of those are bots imo. As long as hiroshimoot doesn't bring back IP counter we will never know exactly how botted our boards are.
>>214865537>muh left>muh rightBrainwashing with different flavours.
>>214878429>there are no significant differences between the left and right, nothing matters dude, I'm such a geniuskys dropout
>>214878160>implying debates matterJD Vance only had to make up a story about randos in Ohio telling him that immigrants ate their pets, and the right believed it with zero doubt. Facts don't matter anymore. The real cowardice is Democrats kissing Trump's and generally giving no significant pushback against anything he does.
>we used to have this kid growing up >and he used to post on for chans >and we used to pick on em we'd say "hey why you got 4 chins?" >and then he just ended up killing a few dogs and somebody's daughter in the town >yeah they locked em up real good that's how to write a theo bit. completely retarded and incoherent. i figured you guys would be better at it
>>214878796How is your example "incoherent?" That's an extremely simple and straightforward story.
>>214878834the "punchline" was missing. he would tell that story and then transfer to "yeah that's why i think _____" whatever the conversation is about
>>214878713>people wouldn't pikc free food of the streetonly unbelievable part of this story is that non-migrants don't do the same. but realizing that other people are different from yourself requires some empathy, which the left unironically doesn't have
>>214878960See? Zero proof of this ridiculous story (Haitians don't even eat dogs or cats culturally) and your response is "Well it SEEMS plausible to me, and you not believing it actually makes you a sociopath!" Why would anyone waste their time "debating" dishonest little retards like you?
>>214866481PodcastCringe viewers are the alphas of the griftverse secondaries https://youtu.be/HV5mnkGDMNk
>>214878713Those weren't made up stories though that actually happened.I think it's indicative of how fucked you guys are that you've basically set yourselves up to have ot defend completely impossible 80/20 issues every fucking time any of you gets a mic in your hands. How hard is it to NOT support infinity Haitians? How hard is it to NOT support criminals setting people on fire in subways? How hard is it to NOT be anti-white? How hard is it to NOT call for the assassination of your political opponents in thinly coded language that every single person in the country understands?Like all you'd have to do is just be normal, but you can't do that, it's like you've specifically chosen the least popular position on every major issue. Your leadership is failing because there are no issues that you can actually fight on, you've strategically cut off every moderate voice that might actually be able to persuade people, you've repeatedly chosen to appeal to people who you've already got completely ideologically captured while spurning the actual people you need to persuade to win swing states.You understand that you can CHOOSE what positions you hold, right? You can choose to disavow violence, you can choose not to make foreign criminals invading your country the bedrock of your platform. You can choose not to cater to criminals--felons can't even fucking vote! But instead of choosing to win, you have chosen to loose, which is great from my perspective but I don't really understand it. You understand that every day that you choose defeat, we further cement our power. We're going to just legislate you faggots out of existence, by the time we get to 2028 you're not going to have a party anymore, and by that point it will be too late to moderate your position because we'll have deported ten million of your voters.I cannot fucking understand Leftoids, man.
>>214879373>that actually happened.No it didn't, retard. Not reading the rest of your schizo rant, loser.
>>214878059These niggas whose whole identity is being conservatives are always mad at something imaginary.
>>214878960>realizing that other people are different from yourself requires some empathy, which the left unironically doesn't haveLITERALLY ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS HOW DIFFERENT AND SPECIAL EVERYONE IS
>>214879407He's done you.
>>214879407See what I mean? You just say "nuh uh" and then run away.Well, running away and calling me names doesn't un-win the election, dipshit, nor is it going to stop us from deporting all of your foreign mercenaries. Left Wing Pigs are always like this, you're so used to having institutional power that when you're denuded of it and left sitting on a dick without a footrest all you can do is act smug and try to disengage--back when Shitlibs ran everything this worked because all you didn't gain anything from engagement, you didn't have anything to gain from debate.This is in microcosm why we fucking destroyed you in November, and you obviously don't intend to unfuck yourselves, your leadership has given up because they, like you, have nothing to fucking say except to grin with Jewish shit between their teeth while we dismantle the entire apparatus of power they rely on.Like is that it? Do you have ANY sort of plan? Did you just assume that we'd let you import a hundred million foreigners into the country and give them amnesty? Did you not consider that we might just stop you?
Now if this faggot actually bombed, wouldnt there be footage of it?
>>214878637nah, I'm sure that's a tempting option for you but I'd rather live faggot. Keep cheering your side on you absolute moron.
>>214877548lmao you are making his point with these recycled jokes.
>>214870095Because people who go out of their way to type in all lowercase are heavily molested faggots lol
>>214870228the poster is making a reference to multiple Maron videos that clown on Theo for being a larper wth no comedy skills. Just because Marons specials are bad doesn't mean he's any less right about these points.Anyways it's more like weak namedropping than tacit approval of Marons material, at this point Maron is more well known for his podcast and bit roles than his comedy anyway.
>reddit postFor a board that is constantly seething about 'go back to plebbit', people are there a lot.
>>214879679left-wing dialogue is just pretending not to understand a concept or social contracts.
>>214879679The American Civil War II can't come soon enough, looking forward to it.
>>214880009You're not gonna do shit, fat faggot lmao
>>214863448>its embarrassing and if thats upsetting to hear, thats because you are also living in the same kind of hyperreal simulacrum and that remark just threatened to knock down one of those pillars holding up your alternate reality, dragging you back in that painful classic realitythis you?
>>214868092>Bill BurrI listen to his podcast on long drives, it's crazy that he would do this after going on so many rants against billionaires and those who cling to them for money. Sure I would have sold out as well for the cash he's probably getting but how does that make sense in his mind?
>>214880028Exactly, I'm going to sit back on my couch and watch all these faggots kill each other over some bullshit. It'll be great!
>>214878160The right is who put 50,000 Haitians right next to a white community and jews are the ones who are employing them
>>214880084There's not going to be a civil war dumbass. Trump is just going to finish his takeover of the US and the DNC will roll over and let him do that. Then you can enjoy having every aspect of your life monitored by billionaire tech freaks to save us from "antifa" while more and more jobs are killed by AI. Sorry you won't get le epic movie ending like you want :(
>>214880084>It'll be great!Wait 5-10 years and it won't be epic memes by then.
>>214880185>>214880223As long as general discord is sown and people continue hating each other for moronic reasons, I will be happy :D
>>214880298People hate each other because they aren’t brothers in the first place, you can’t force them to be brothers. You think putting together all your wealth will make you a tribe, but being a tribe first is what makes people put together their wealth in the first place. People don’t like each other because there is no foundation, just criticism, subjectivism, etc. The United states is a multicultural zoo now — what unity is there besides that of Israel? Who unilaterally and collectively will fuck you in the ass no matter each jews differences?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr6HCkBEinsactual kino coming through
>>214863289Unfunny faggot. Never liked him on podcasts or doing stand up. Pretends to be an enlighted centrist but he's really a closeted liberal
>>214870088So what I'm gathering is that he had a great set and it offended libtards so it became NOT FUNNY!!
>>214880397Race tribalism is retarded in modern america, rich white men living in california aren't going to help me out just because we both can't tan.
>>214880488Community is everything, you will understand that when other tribes are working against you, and you have nothing to show for that antagonism. No support, no institutional structure, nothing. You are essentially going to lose without a tribe, pretending you can win without one is silly. Man is not an island, culture and racial identity unifies - not diversity and diverse interests that go against you and your neighbor. It’s a big unifying factor. You’ll see how much you will have in common with your hypothetical person because to your enemies? You are all the same, you are a threat to them. That is why.
Why does every nigger with a microphone think they can be a standup comedian?Just because people like listening to you shoot the shit on video with famous people doesn't mean you're Norm fucking Macdonald
>>214880585>other tribes are working against youMaybe I'm just lucky but I've never encountered a single instance of that IRL other than ordinary nepotism. This kind of prison mentality doesn't seem like it applies to my life, I've gotten fucked over and helped out by people regardless of race, thinking race unity is your salvation in 2025 seems like a recipe for disaster imo unless you are living in one of those pure race compounds.
>>214880084Leftists do it to themselves, they might as well just arrest themselves. They fed post on reddit all the time, it was only a matter of time before one of their loony troon xisters shot someone.
>>214880720You're on 4chan. Most of these losers never leave the house, their vision of society is largely delusional.
>>214880746And rightoids fed post on X. Wonder if Trump will be going after any of them...
>>214880720It’s only “bad” because it’s the truth; an unspoken truth that happens in the scenes, and behind the scenes. DEI is one example, favoring other racial groups for hiring and loans is a good one example for example. It’s only a matter of discomfort when the wrong people realize it (Whites) and act accordingly. That’s when it’s “wrong.”
>>214880746Honestly looks like both sides are fucking each other and their electorate equally from an outsider's perspective.
>>214880843Do Americans really have race quotas in corporate workplaces? That seems crazy, although in my country we have a similar thing but based on if you live in a poor area or not, people joke about moving to the ghetto just to have a better chance on job interviews.
>>214880829The left actually does it, they have a cultural and objective impact when it comes to violence, it’s actually encourages it, not memes. Everyone cheering for the death of Charlie was a huge public shock of this culture. Bait used to be believable.
dang... that reminds me of uhhhh.... we had a dude in our uhh.... in our neighborhood and he couldn't even walk. ain't even had no damn legs... heh he-he'd be out in the front yard sellin donkey meat like bro*chortles* where the fuck did you get that? you ain't walkin' down to the store for it*laughing*
>>214863289all of those Rogan bros are shit on stage
>>214863289>Saw Theo at Beacon Theater tonightno you didn't. get a job.
>>214880927>inb4 hurr national SOCIALIST??
>>214881318Xister, you're making a fool out of yourself here. The left wing has a consistent monopoly on violence. This isn't a "well, both sides are bad" thing; this is what I see when people lie or are somehow unaware, pic related. Any common-sense response by the republican side is going to be seen not as radical, but as self-defense to maintain order and public safety; they're finally arresting the leftist attacks on ICE agents now, too. Trump getting nearly killed and the BLM riots are also some great examples, again, bait used to be believable.
>>214869321There is more dignity in being an incel chud than there is in being Bill Burr.
>>214881587>source: Tim Poollmao
Why would you expect someone whose character-building life experience consists of "used to be racist on MTV" to be funny
>>214881587Speaking of radical leftards, I am begging ICE to use basic military tactics. Blocking and flanking forces are like 14th-century tactics. Just have some dudes stationed in buildings behind them to catch them when they run.
>>214863305and i be yelling out gang gang
This cunt...
>>214881667I have more, but it doesn't matter to trannies anyway.
>>214881587And here are the actual facts (removed by the current administration). Warning: requires reading.https://web.archive.org/web/20250802071930/https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/what-nij-research-tells-us-about-domestic-terrorism
>>214881765That's not how you cite a source.The crazy thing about Trump supporters is that it's impossible to know whether you truly don't understand what a citation is, or you're actually genuinely this retarded.
I actually like Theo's podcast a lot. He's a natural conversationalist and he puts his guests at ease. He gets good conversations out of guests that are usually shit interviews.But he is a TERRIBLE fucking comedian, the literal shits.
Being attractive white male... I hate brown & white commies equally
>>214863289none of these stand up comedians are funny and imagine pretending to like them because they might have the same political opinion as you
>>214870088I think the funniest part of that thread is the redditor claiming Kat Williams was "having none of his shit" and "you could just TELL he wanted to leave."when Kat is one of the better guests he had on chemistry wise and from memory they jointly started some charity together after.these people are in such weird parasocial delusions, it happens here too but at least they dont get hundreds of upvotes here.
>>214863289>OP still assblasted he helped Trump win. I swear the liberal screeching any time Orange man has been in the Oval Office only highlights the left's mental and emotional instability
>>214863460>too wokeHe's a trumper
>>214868031>fake cops in masks who don't have to ID are kidnapping americanstrue
>>214881863lmao
