>Welcome students, to another year at Hogwarts!>Before we begin the feast, we have some vital announcements to make>Please ignore the screaming, we have replaced all the meat at your feasts with sustainable, plant-based alternatives. In this case, mandrakes, courtesy of Professor Sprout>Here at Hogwarts we take your health very seriously. Please be cautious when casting any spells, experts have now discovered that excessive swish-and-flicking of wands can cause deadly heart attacks>I am also deeply sorry to announce the tragic passing of Harry Potter, who died suddenly of a blood clot from drinking too much butterbeer>Remember students, the Azkaban varient is no joke. Madam Pomfrey will be giving out booster shots in the hospital wing>I will award one point to each house per dose taken!>The Sytherin table cheers, even as Malfoy keels over into his plate>Only together can we beat VOLDIT-19 and thin the ranks of the useless (death) eaters!>And with that out of the way, let the feast begin!>"Pass the roast beef, Minerva", Dumbledore whispered, deafeningly
It's been 5 years, you people need to move on.
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>>214866883the people who imposed masks, vaccines and lockdowns should be held responsible and brought to justice
>make sure you sanitize your wands and keep your spell casting 6 feet apart.
HARRY FUCKING POTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER DID YOU ENTER THE HOGWARTS GROUNDS WITHOUT YOUR 17 BOOSTER SHOTS AGAINST VOLDIT-19YOU KNOW I'M ONLY GOING TO AWARD YOU 100 POINTS FOR THIS RIGHT? I mean, I could offer more if, say, you turned the Hufflepuff introduction seminar into a superspreader event...
>>214866606Reminder that this is paid shilling by WB and the jannies haven't disclosed the contract
