>midge roles are ok for me but actually they oppress other midges that want to play them and in those cases those roles shouldn't existWhat the absolute fuck is his problem?
>>214866628He has a short temper
>>214866628All midges are evil. I dont blame them, if I was that fucked in life I'd worship Satan too
>>214866640>All midges are evilNah, Verne Troyer was good. God bless his soul.
>>214866628>Imagine being Peter Dinklage. You win a lawsuit against Disney's Snow White for $14 million dollars and then the day comes for you to collect your check at the bank. You roll into the establishment like a wretched demonic acorn fallen from a corpse tree blooming in the depths of hell, and the banker sneers at you from behind his desk with well-justified disgust born of ancient genetic memory. He looks down upon you like a colossus in the vast distance, his hurricane breathing tossing you about like a dog toy. Undeterred, you board your hasty chariot made of an old matchstick box drawn by two centipedes and whip them into action with a string of dental floss. The noble steeds prove fast and unwieldy, you'll have to use your settlement money to replace them. After reaching the edges of the rich mahogany, you swallow hard knowing the immense task before you scaling such an incredible height. With sewing needles in hand, you begin the arduous eight-hour mountain climb up the side of the desk, stopping only for rest and a high-calorie nutrient feast of a single sesame seed. Along the way you are nearly crushed to death when a tumbling cascade of dust motes screeches by. But finally, after defying all the odds, you reach the summit. The banker detects your presence with the aid of an electron microscope. "Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Dinklage" he says, with the bile surging in the back of his throat. He writes you a check and drops it upon you, but the paper is like a comet sent by heaven. Instead of being smashed by the immeasurable weight however you are absorbed into the valence shell of a hydrogen atom. It must suck to be a midge.
>>214866628I hate this little bastard so much it's unreal. He's way worse than Warwick.
Is that the gordon ramsey sex dwarf?
>>214866628He's midget Jesus, taking these demeaning roles so other midgets don't have to. They should honour his sacrifice.