>"if aliens are real, why don't they just land on the Whute House lawn?">uh when you go fishing, do you check in with the president of the lake?!How can a supposed comedian be so criminally unfunny?
he's retarded
>>214868188most lakes i've fished at you have to book your peg before you arrive, and sometimes confirm your booking with the owners of the lake when you arrive (i'm european), so this joke especially didn't land for me
This is funny.
>>214868499Private property did a number on continental europe
>>214868188It's his version of a vanity band. Nobody is watching for the material.
>>214868188He's a failed comedian. He was a poorfag when doing stand-up fulltime and lived with his grandpa. He got where he is by commentating and being a C-list actor. Nobody is tuning in for his """comedy"""
>>214868188>when you go fishing, do you check in with the president of the lake?!this is pretty funny the problem is his delivery is screaming in his kermit the frog voice, which is weird because he's fairly reserved speaking normally to people.
>>214868546damn, no wonder Marc Maron is so bitter
>>214868546Even with all his success and money it must eat at him that stand up is the thing he cares about the most and it's not the thing he'll ever be known for, even his big moment in comedy isn't material he's performed, it was calling out mencia for stealing other comedians jokes.
>>214868515pesticides and water pollution did a bigger number
>>214868499where the fuck do you live?
>>214868626i had no idea he was comedian until all that mencia shit and i had know who he was for over 10 years
>>214868641i've lived and fished in Sweden, Netherlands and the UK, and fished a lot in France, it's been the case in all these countries. Although, this is carp fishing, I'm sure you can fish at public lakes, but there won't be any big carp in there like the private lakes, so not many people do it.
>>214868691do yurostarves really book reservations 3 years in advance to catch the shittiest bottom feeder?>swedenoh I guess letting it rot for a month and then blending it up is a delicacy
>>214868499>Have to pay the Lord's ransom for the privilege of fishing His watersWhy is Yurop such a shithole
>>214868691ah yes, carp is different, got an uncle who's very into itthrows bait to prepare his spot after work then spends the week-end camping with his lines in the water
>>214868718I have unironically waited 2 years for a reservation in a lake in France, I also had to be invited to fish there by literal Freemasons>>214868727I hate this fucking place.
>>214868718you need a permit to fish/hunt in plenty of places in the US, stop being a retard.
>>214868727your pic can barely be called fishing, a kid could do it
>>214868747yeah, I camp out at these private lakes for 3-5 days usually. it's just an excuse to sit in the country with some beers and some friends really
>>214868777>fishing isn't fishing Nigga, I just want some fish to fry. You're like those faggots who criticize hunters for not strangling caribou with their bare hands to prove their manhood.
>>214868768>you need a permit to fish/hunt in plenty of places in the USyou mean the STATEWIDE permit that costs like $15?>stop being a retardliterally no u
>>214868777I can tell by your post that you've never fished
>>214868188joe rogen smoked enough pot that he literally believes in noah's ark now
>>214868718>>214868747>>214868777>Youroniggers are so starved for sport fishing they chum a section of river and set out 6 rods with ridiculous autistic rigs to hope to catch a single 5lb carp that's 95% bones>Literally can't comprehend the concept of anyone being able to go out to almost any body of water with a rod and some crankbaits and plastic worms or live bait and being able catch your fill of a myriad of aggressive predatory fish>Cope about it on the internet by talking about how much skill is involved with catching a fish that no one in America even bothers with>>214868768Every river in the US is public property and most lakes and ponds are. Fishing licenses are "required" but really just a rubber stamp donation to conservation offices that don't get enforced at all on catch & release anglers and takes incredible niggers behavior to be enforced on people who keep their catches
>>214868188What's with youtube suddenly recommending me 20 videos about how Joe is over? What made everyone so upset suddenly
>>214868976I believe in antisemitism, jews can't build boats
>>214868188BRO HE KILLED IT FUCKING MURDERED THAT AUDIENCE SLAUGHTERED THEM THE GREATEST KILLING EVER GREATER THAN THE LAST 2 STOOL FUCKINGS
>>214868956>>214868855don't shit on carp fishing when you're doing kiddie fishing
>>214869307Carp fishing is so dumb and boring that Americans resort to shooting them to make it fun
>>214868188>>"if aliens are real, why don't they just land on the Whute House lawn?">>uh when you go fishing, do you check in with the president of the lake?!O M G thats sooo funny I dunno what is ur problem
MUURDUURD
>>214868188Joe Rogan is highly intelligent, Till he opens his retarded mouth.
You better watch out for the 250 comedy assassins
no-one actually thinks he's 'funny'and thats not why anyone watches his podcast or any of his equally unfunny orbiters JRE is just a good podcast whether you agree or don't and the numbers show
>>214869749Sorry about your dad bro.
>>214869811at least I know mine jamal
>>214868188Any podcast that has a comedian on is a skip, it's just gonna be the most insufferable 3 hours ever for most comics, and the rare time it's an actual funny comedian you will be shocked how many jokes go over joes head - the theo von "fire when it turns green" red dot sight joke for instanceJoe is far funnier on the podcast than he ever is in his actual standup, but that's true for a lot of comedians if you ask me
>>214868546It's kind of inspiring actually. You dont need to be the best at your calling or even very good at all. If you just work hard, stay consistent, and take some risks, even an Average Joe can become massively successful.
>>214869749He was pretty funny in News Radio. Especially later seasons
>>214868727You can still fish where you want.Cap fisher are just weird that's all.
>>214870008He had writers for News Radio Joe isn't a comedian
https://youtu.be/7EuKibmlll4?feature=sharedJust watch this video, lolI like Joe and listen to JRE a lot because he a really good interviewer that let's people finish their sentences and does not care if they just talk for 90% of the pod.But I don't care for his comedy or stand up in general. It might be different if you're actually in the audience and a bit tipsy
joe is funny and hansome
>>214868996you've never experienced the kino of catching a 70lb+ carp and it shows
I hate how people jerk off about how advanced aliens are and how we are just monkeys compared to them.
>>214872685Every carp I've ever caught has fought exactly like a catfish of similar size, and I've caught all my big catfish on regular bass tackle with just a bluegill head for bait.
>>214869749The reason his podcast works is precisely because he is unfunny.He doesn't get into a "who is funniest match" with his guests and doesn't try to do edgy shit like other podcasts and streamers.Joe knows he is not funny so he just stays Chill and relaxed and lets his guests do all the work, that's the main appeal of his podcast.
>>214868188he is actually really unfunny, his money comes from podcasting
>>214871978and he has a little sugar in his tank
>>214869749a numbers guy. not my kinda guy.
>>214868546Order of relevance in my mind goesFear Factor host>Podcast>Spin City cast>Fighting commentator>>>>>>bad stand up comedy
>>214869836Eps with Diaz and Stanhope are hilarious though. They make Joe Rogan laugh so hard it sounds like he's reliving his days in San Francisco getting fucked up the ass.
>>214874000Joey Diaz is a lying homicidal drug addict rapist
>>214868188This show was actually funny for the people who are active and go outside
>>214868188FFS man do people still watch and listen to Joe Rogan?Fuck that sell out piece of shit
>>214875152k, none of these things stop him from telling funny stories.
>>214868188He writes jokes on weed.
>>214868188He's a great interviewer and commentator, but he is now and always has been an abysmal stand up comedian. It's beyond cringeworthy that he constantly calls himself a comic
>>214868476>one of the most influential people in the country is literally retarded
Why does Joe Rogan make the tranny's seethe so much?
>it's a psychadelics episode>it's a comedian who sucks up to Rogan's ass episode>it's a political episode
Nobody watches Rogans' standup. It's some inside /tv/ topic. The world doesn't care and only listens to his podcasts
>>214869958>If you just work hard, stay consistent, and take some risks, even an Average Joe can become massively successful.yeah i've always thought joe was the poster child for this, but how all the work and dedication in the world won't make you truly great and have the respect and admiration of your peers
>>214868188joe rogan is a male to male transexual, that's funny
>>214877019Who needs respect when you have $250 mil
