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The Shaggy Dog
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The Fast and the Furious
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Mr poppers penguins
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>>214868561
se7en (took me 7 agonizing minutes)
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>>214868561
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>>214868561
One battle after another
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8 1/2
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the green mile
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the pee pee poo poo man
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cool runnings
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Cliffhanger
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There Will Be Blood
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In the mouth of madness
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Scream
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One Battle After Another
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One Battle After Another
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Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
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Downfall
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a new hope
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>>214868561
Schindler's List
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Pacific rim
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Enemy at the gates
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>>214868561
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Point break
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The purge
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Cool Runnings
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There will be blood
what we do in the shadows
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Apocalypse now
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>>214868918
>>214868662
Damn, I thought I had a good one
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>>214868561
Dark Water
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Alien 4: Resurrection
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Limitless
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Inside Out
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>>214868561
The Two Towers
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Pumpkinhead
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Tremors 2: Aftershocks
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>>214868561
Get Out
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Color of money
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>>214868859
Kek
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>>214868561
OPERATION DUMBO DROP
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>>214868561
Oppenheimer
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problem child 2
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Come and See
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>>214869147
Oh, yeah. I've been there. Too much hot sauce on my burrito, baybeee!
https://youtu.be/e1sxybQkZOo
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>>214868561

The Great Escape
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The Green Mile
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Logan's Run
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The Blob
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Midnight Express
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The Firm
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Push
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The Beast Within
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Now this is the thread. All of us have experienced the involuntary, uncontrollable poop. It's funny because we all know how ridiculous it is, but in the moment, it's a matter of life and death. It's tragically funny.
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>>214868561
dragged across concrete
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>>214869441
>But I came back! Just like the cicadas!
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A Night to Remember
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The thing
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The Midnight Meat Train
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Hangover
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This.
https://youtu.be/lHytjEj7B9g
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>>214868859
There were funny answers and then there was this
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>shit 5 times in the last 3 hours
why
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Red Dragon
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Brawl in Cellblock 99
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Wicked
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>>214868561
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Both size and quality
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One battle after another
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The Brown Bunny
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>>214868561
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CHUD
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Blood Diamond
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Brokeback Mountain
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All Quiet on the Western Front
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>>214868561
Black People Are A Violent Menace 3
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A Mighty Wind
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>>214870225
Who directed it?
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Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
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>>214868561
One Flew over the Poopoo Nest
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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>>214868561
The Color Purple
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>>214868561
The Lord of the enemas
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>>214868561
Kung Fu Panda 2
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Mud
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>>214868561
Brokeback Mountain
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>>214868561
The Rock
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>>214868561
There will be blood.
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>>214868561
Inside Out
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The substance
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>>214868561
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Kangaroo Jack
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Joker 2. Not like the title, but the movie.
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The Sadness
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>All the anons joking about doing the needful.
What have we become gentlemen?! Are we so vulgar as to derive pleasure from basic bodily functions? Surely we are more enlightened than this!
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Irreversible
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The Exorcist II - The Heretic
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>>214868928
>There will be blood
Lol, go see a doc.
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The Brown Bunny
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Fire Down Below
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Get Hard
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The sound of music
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>>214868561
Boss Nigger
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From Dusk Till Dawn - Rancid burrito edition
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For a few more dollars
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Flubber.
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>>214868859
Everybody else should just stop, no beating this.
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To kill a mocking bird
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Memento
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>>214870931
It's usually not as serious as you might think. Sometimes the butthole can rip, or hemeroids can rupture. It normally stops after a week or so. Wear panty liners if needed. Nobody will ever know.
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>>214871083
So you bleed out of your ass for a entire week and you think it's not serious?
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Poor Little White Boy
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>>214871133
You can ask a doctor. Sometimes it's a BIG problem. But it usually isn't. If the blood is bright red, then it will most likely heal on it's own.
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>>214871038
Stop samefagging
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Die Hard
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>>214871198
This is a american thing right?
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>>214871083
True, just put some cream and its fine.
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>>214871258
This is a biological thing, Anon. Rectal bleeding is not uncommon. Can it be a symptom of illness? Yes. Is it serious in most instances? No.
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>>214868561
Apocalypse Now
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The Fantastic Four
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The Substance
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Titanic
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I win.
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Come and See
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Django Unchained
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One Battle After Another
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Scream
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Tremors
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Brick
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>>214868561
Legend of the Liquid Sword
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>>214870931
Taking giant ass ripping shits is normal.
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>>214868561
Starship Poopers.
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Big
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Apocalypto
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>>214868817
lul'd audibly
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>>214870246
Tarantino
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Two and a Half Men
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Death of a Salesman
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Ocean's 11
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>>214871258
It's mostly a Russian thing to bleed out of your ass, German too, but Ameriburgers do bleed from their assholes sometimes too.
t. Ameriburger of German and Russian descent.
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>>214871335
>Is it serious in most instances? No.
I hope you're right. My ass bleeds sometimes and I think my love for spicy food might have something to do with that.
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It Comes At Night
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>>214871083
>stop scrolling phone on the pot for an inappropriate amount of time
>use wet wipes instead of dry ass paper
>hemmies go away completely
Its really that easy
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Clear and Present Danger
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>>214871928
It might. Get softer T.P., and some hemeroid wipes. And try not to wipe too hard. Hopefully it will all clear up.
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Everything Everywhere All At Once
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Jurassic Park
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>>214869456
What a long title for a movie
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>>214872043
Thanks.
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Armagedon
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Mission: Impossible
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The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain
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Any Given Sunday
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Everything Everywhere All at Once
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Anaconda
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American Sweatshop
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The Force Awakens
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Waterworld
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Scent of a Woman
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>>214868685
kek
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The Magnificent 7
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Misery
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nothing came out
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a series of unfortunate events
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>>214868561
I eat a lot of boron
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>>214868658
/thread
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>>214868561
127 hours
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Doom.
Alien.
The Stuff.
The Running Man.
Knives Out.
The Happening.
The Usual Suspects.
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Flesh&Blood
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revenge of the sith
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Memento.
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waterloo
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>>214869325
lmfao
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Happiness
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Parasite
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The dark knight
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>>214871729
For me it’s straining to spray out diarrhea and pebble chunks causing me pain from deep within my intestines blood vessels start bursting and blood comes out that way.
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Blacula
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The big green
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Anywhere but here
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Whatever it takea
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The beast within
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The devil rides out
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Here Comes the Boom
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Sound of freedom
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>>214868561
Can't think of one, suggest one for me.
It was one of those shits where there's a few big turds and then a big muddy mound of shit on top like I took two shits at once. Felt like I emptied out my entire bowels and got tons of shit tingles.
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>>214868561
Weapons(2025)

I had diarrhea btw
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>>214874381
Brokeback mountain
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Deep Impact
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Django Unchained
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>>214874008
Same but the diarrhea comes a after the rectum destroyer like you're uncorking your asshole.
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>>214874549
THIS always happens if I eat a big peanut butter sandwich. Globs of thick, impenetrable shit back up right at the final hole that leads to your asshole blast cavity with several pints of liquid shit swirling around right above it feeling like a xenomorph trying to escape your body.
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>>214874381
>shit tingles
WOW!
Great name for a movie.
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>>214874295
lold
for me, it's
>The Devil All the Time
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>>214874694
My nigga, your stomach acid?
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>>214874694
>eat a big peanut butter sandwich
One time I ate about three massive cheese sandwiches in maybe two days, and the next day I had terrible constipation, only time in my life I've had that. Must've been the massive amounts of cheese. I'm talking lots of aged cheddar and maybe some gouda or whatever too. Careful with the cheese bros.
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>>214874805
Eat whole grain cereal after a cheese binge.
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Midnight Runs
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12 years a slave
I need more fiber in my diet
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>>214868637
Kek
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King™ Extended Edition
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>>214868561
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>>214868561
Red Dawn
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>>214874805
>Cheese
>That'll block you up
Unexpected wisdom from Space Ghost
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>>214868676
kek
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>>214868561
Strain
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>>214874825
I will NOT.
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Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
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>>214868561
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Tropic Thunder
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>>214869097
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
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it was just a fart
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>>214868561
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>>214876760
Not a movie title
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Twister
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James and the Giant Peach
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Final Destination Bloodlines
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No Country For Old Men
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>>214868561
cheaper by the dozen
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>>214869434
Underrated
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I’m fucking dead at this thread.
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>>214868561
hot shots: part 2
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>>214872493
winter is so fucking kino
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Hard Target
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>>214868653
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>ctrl f blood
>10 results
>ctrl f bloodsport
>0 results
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Bros, I haven't shat in a week, and I'm getting nervous.
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>>214878300
here >>214868667
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>>214878315
I am shitting right now. I just had to shit so bad, I just sat down, I’m sitting as I type, and now the shit is gone. Need a title.
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>>214878315
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>>214878346
Gone With the Wind
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Shrek
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>>214868561
is there a movie called loose and chunky cause if there is it was that one
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Into the Wild.
Call me Alexander Superpooper
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>>214878346
A Hard Day's Night
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These threads never fail to make me laugh.
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I was constipated
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The Fellowship of the Ring
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>>214877194
movie poster is red skidmarks on my underwear
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Behind Enema Lines
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>>214879040
The Desolation of Smaug
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The Sting
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Busted
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Downfall
The Great Escape
Gone With The Wind
Inside Out
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Falling Down
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Today was a good fiber day
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The needful dozen
Redeemption
Overflowing Streets
Bob send vagen
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>>214879279
Fiber makes tour shit loose so you can shit if you’re constopated. You want firm shit eat a block of cheddar.
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>>214878315
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Chernobyl
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>>214879582
Forgot picture
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End of Evangelion
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GET OUT
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Waterworld
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Toy Story
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A Nightmare on Elm Street
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>>214868561
The quick and the dead
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The Iron Giant
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>>214871928
if it's bright red you're fine. if it's dark red and looks like coffee grounds then go to the er
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>>214879670
>finish off
>takes a look inside the toilet
NOPE
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>>214870176
Me every time i eat a pizza
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falling down
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>>214869222
someone else actually saw that?
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>>214869629
one stinky dinky
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Licorice Pizza
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nightcrawler
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Dr No
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>>214868561
Star Wars 7,8,9
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The Big Lebowski
Blood Simple
Burn After Reading
The Lady Killers
Inside Lleweyn Davis
The Man Who Wasn't There
No Country For Old Men
True Grit

>>214872241
Bravo, that one wins the thread.
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>>214868561

Burning.
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>>214868653
Kek, clean it up wagie.
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>>214868721
Booooo. You went for everything lad and ended up grabbing nothing at all.
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The Great Flood
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Neverending Story
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>>214868653
>>214868859
These win
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Man of Steel
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>>214870428
Kek.
>>214870430
One step away from the Black shits. Nice knowing you lad.
>>214870534
"It was risky. But so was mud butt."
>>214870612
Ouch.
>>214870934
Ugh.
>>214872834
It was real in your mind.
>>214875625
Kek. Giving it your hardest push and feeling your o-ring barely crest is nightmare fuel. You know a monster's coming and hes bringing a literal assload of pain with him.
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>>214869562
IBS
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Phallus in Wonderland
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The Darjeeling limited
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The Incredible Hulk
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Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close (To Missing The Bowl)
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Volcano.
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Big
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The Longest Yard
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Freddy Got Fingered
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Jackass Number Two



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