The Shaggy Dog
>>214868561The Fast and the Furious
>>214868561Mr poppers penguins
>>214868561se7en (took me 7 agonizing minutes)
>>214868561
>>214868561One battle after another
8 1/2
the green mile
the pee pee poo poo man
cool runnings
Cliffhanger
There Will Be Blood
In the mouth of madness
Scream
>>214868561One Battle After Another
One Battle After Another
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
Downfall
a new hope
>>214868561Schindler's List
Pacific rim
Enemy at the gates
Point break
The purge
Cool Runnings
There will be bloodwhat we do in the shadows
Apocalypse now
>>214868918>>214868662Damn, I thought I had a good one
>>214868561Dark Water
Alien 4: Resurrection
Limitless
Inside Out
>>214868561The Two Towers
Pumpkinhead
Tremors 2: Aftershocks
>>214868561Get Out
Color of money
>>214868859Kek
>>214868561OPERATION DUMBO DROP
>>214868561Oppenheimer
problem child 2
Come and See
>>214869147Oh, yeah. I've been there. Too much hot sauce on my burrito, baybeee!https://youtu.be/e1sxybQkZOo
>>214868561The Great Escape
The Green Mile
Logan's Run
The Blob
Midnight Express
The Firm
Push
The Beast Within
Now this is the thread. All of us have experienced the involuntary, uncontrollable poop. It's funny because we all know how ridiculous it is, but in the moment, it's a matter of life and death. It's tragically funny.
>>214868561dragged across concrete
>>214869441>But I came back! Just like the cicadas!
A Night to Remember
The thing
The Midnight Meat Train
Hangover
This.https://youtu.be/lHytjEj7B9g
>>214868859There were funny answers and then there was this
>shit 5 times in the last 3 hourswhy
Red Dragon
Brawl in Cellblock 99
>>214868561Wicked
Both size and quality
One battle after another
The Brown Bunny
CHUD
Blood Diamond
Brokeback Mountain
All Quiet on the Western Front
>>214868561Black People Are A Violent Menace 3
A Mighty Wind
>>214870225Who directed it?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
>>214868561One Flew over the Poopoo Nest
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
>>214868561The Color Purple
>>214868561The Lord of the enemas
>>214868561Kung Fu Panda 2
Mud
>>214868561Brokeback Mountain
>>214868561The Rock
>>214868561There will be blood.
>>214868561Inside Out
The substance
Kangaroo Jack
Joker 2. Not like the title, but the movie.
The Sadness
>All the anons joking about doing the needful. What have we become gentlemen?! Are we so vulgar as to derive pleasure from basic bodily functions? Surely we are more enlightened than this!
Irreversible
The Exorcist II - The Heretic
>>214868928>There will be bloodLol, go see a doc.
Fire Down Below
Get Hard
The sound of music
>>214868561Boss Nigger
From Dusk Till Dawn - Rancid burrito edition
For a few more dollars
Flubber.
>>214868859Everybody else should just stop, no beating this.
To kill a mocking bird
Memento
>>214870931It's usually not as serious as you might think. Sometimes the butthole can rip, or hemeroids can rupture. It normally stops after a week or so. Wear panty liners if needed. Nobody will ever know.
>>214871083So you bleed out of your ass for a entire week and you think it's not serious?
Poor Little White Boy
>>214871133You can ask a doctor. Sometimes it's a BIG problem. But it usually isn't. If the blood is bright red, then it will most likely heal on it's own.
>>214871038Stop samefagging
Die Hard
>>214871198This is a american thing right?
>>214871083True, just put some cream and its fine.
>>214871258This is a biological thing, Anon. Rectal bleeding is not uncommon. Can it be a symptom of illness? Yes. Is it serious in most instances? No.
>>214868561Apocalypse Now
The Fantastic Four
The Substance
Titanic
I win.
Django Unchained
Tremors
Brick
>>214868561Legend of the Liquid Sword
>>214870931Taking giant ass ripping shits is normal.
>>214868561Starship Poopers.
Big
>>214868561Apocalypto
>>214868817lul'd audibly
>>214870246Tarantino
>>214868561Two and a Half Men
>>214868561Death of a Salesman
Ocean's 11
>>214871258It's mostly a Russian thing to bleed out of your ass, German too, but Ameriburgers do bleed from their assholes sometimes too.t. Ameriburger of German and Russian descent.
>>214871335>Is it serious in most instances? No.I hope you're right. My ass bleeds sometimes and I think my love for spicy food might have something to do with that.
It Comes At Night
>>214871083>stop scrolling phone on the pot for an inappropriate amount of time>use wet wipes instead of dry ass paper>hemmies go away completelyIts really that easy
Clear and Present Danger
>>214871928It might. Get softer T.P., and some hemeroid wipes. And try not to wipe too hard. Hopefully it will all clear up.
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Jurassic Park
>>214869456What a long title for a movie
>>214872043Thanks.
Armagedon
Mission: Impossible
The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain
Any Given Sunday
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Anaconda
American Sweatshop
>>214868561The Force Awakens
>>214868561Waterworld
>>214869523
Scent of a Woman
>>214868685kek
>>214868561The Magnificent 7
Misery
nothing came out
a series of unfortunate events
>>214868561I eat a lot of boron
>>214868658/thread
>>214868561127 hours
Doom.Alien.The Stuff.The Running Man.Knives Out.The Happening.The Usual Suspects.
Flesh&Blood
revenge of the sith
Memento.
waterloo
>>214869325lmfao
Happiness
Parasite
The dark knight
>>214871729For me it’s straining to spray out diarrhea and pebble chunks causing me pain from deep within my intestines blood vessels start bursting and blood comes out that way.
Blacula
The big green
Anywhere but here
Whatever it takea
The beast within
The devil rides out
Here Comes the Boom
Sound of freedom
>>214868561Can't think of one, suggest one for me.It was one of those shits where there's a few big turds and then a big muddy mound of shit on top like I took two shits at once. Felt like I emptied out my entire bowels and got tons of shit tingles.
>>214868561Weapons(2025)I had diarrhea btw
>>214874381Brokeback mountain
Deep Impact
>>214874008Same but the diarrhea comes a after the rectum destroyer like you're uncorking your asshole.
>>214874549THIS always happens if I eat a big peanut butter sandwich. Globs of thick, impenetrable shit back up right at the final hole that leads to your asshole blast cavity with several pints of liquid shit swirling around right above it feeling like a xenomorph trying to escape your body.
>>214874381>shit tinglesWOW!Great name for a movie.
>>214874295loldfor me, it's>The Devil All the Time
>>214874694My nigga, your stomach acid?
>>214874694>eat a big peanut butter sandwichOne time I ate about three massive cheese sandwiches in maybe two days, and the next day I had terrible constipation, only time in my life I've had that. Must've been the massive amounts of cheese. I'm talking lots of aged cheddar and maybe some gouda or whatever too. Careful with the cheese bros.
>>214874805Eat whole grain cereal after a cheese binge.
Midnight Runs
12 years a slaveI need more fiber in my diet
>>214868637Kek
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King™ Extended Edition
>>214868561Red Dawn
>>214874805>Cheese>That'll block you upUnexpected wisdom from Space Ghost
>>214868676kek
>>214868561Strain
>>214874825I will NOT.
Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
>>214868561Tropic Thunder
>>214869097HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
it was just a fart
>>214876760Not a movie title
Twister
James and the Giant Peach
Final Destination Bloodlines
No Country For Old Men
>>214868561cheaper by the dozen
>>214869434Underrated
I’m fucking dead at this thread.
>>214868561hot shots: part 2
>>214872493winter is so fucking kino
>>214868561Hard Target
>>214868653
>ctrl f blood>10 results>ctrl f bloodsport>0 results
Bros, I haven't shat in a week, and I'm getting nervous.
>>214878300here >>214868667
>>214878315I am shitting right now. I just had to shit so bad, I just sat down, I’m sitting as I type, and now the shit is gone. Need a title.
>>214878315
>>214878346Gone With the Wind
Shrek
>>214868561is there a movie called loose and chunky cause if there is it was that one
Into the Wild.Call me Alexander Superpooper
>>214878346A Hard Day's Night
These threads never fail to make me laugh.
I was constipated
>>214878876
The Fellowship of the Ring
>>214877194movie poster is red skidmarks on my underwear
Behind Enema Lines
>>214879040The Desolation of Smaug
The Sting
Busted
DownfallThe Great EscapeGone With The WindInside Out
Falling Down
Today was a good fiber day
The needful dozenRedeemptionOverflowing StreetsBob send vagen
>>214879279Fiber makes tour shit loose so you can shit if you’re constopated. You want firm shit eat a block of cheddar.
Chernobyl
>>214879582Forgot picture
End of Evangelion
GET OUT
Waterworld
Toy Story
A Nightmare on Elm Street
>>214868561The quick and the dead
The Iron Giant
>>214871928if it's bright red you're fine. if it's dark red and looks like coffee grounds then go to the er
>>214879670>finish off>takes a look inside the toiletNOPE
>>214870176Me every time i eat a pizza
falling down
>>214869222someone else actually saw that?
>>214869629one stinky dinky
Licorice Pizza
nightcrawler
Dr No
>>214868561Star Wars 7,8,9
The Big LebowskiBlood SimpleBurn After ReadingThe Lady KillersInside Lleweyn DavisThe Man Who Wasn't ThereNo Country For Old MenTrue Grit>>214872241Bravo, that one wins the thread.
>>214868561Burning.
>>214868653Kek, clean it up wagie.
>>214868721Booooo. You went for everything lad and ended up grabbing nothing at all.
The Great Flood
Neverending Story
>>214868653>>214868859These win
Man of Steel
>>214870428Kek.>>214870430One step away from the Black shits. Nice knowing you lad.>>214870534"It was risky. But so was mud butt.">>214870612Ouch.>>214870934Ugh.>>214872834It was real in your mind.>>214875625Kek. Giving it your hardest push and feeling your o-ring barely crest is nightmare fuel. You know a monster's coming and hes bringing a literal assload of pain with him.
>>214869562IBS
Phallus in Wonderland
The Darjeeling limited
The Incredible Hulk
Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close (To Missing The Bowl)
Volcano.
The Longest Yard
>>214868561Freddy Got Fingered
Jackass Number Two