>>214870018
>Harper yells ARRRRGH and fires his big gun

>>214870018
DO NOT REDEEM SAA-ACK

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>>214870339
>o'er the hills and far away

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>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
>Small skirmish between the British and French
>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
>They win the skirmish
>Messenger on horseback approaches
>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
>"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
>Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
>His spymaster of the day is there
>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him
>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man
>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
>Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
>A few battles happen on the way to the objective
>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
>They fuck
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
>"LOOK OUT SIR"
>Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
>Ducos appears
>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
>"Bloody Ducos"
>Battle happens
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
>Wellington arrives
>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME..

>>214872118
tha gun looks pretty cool

>>214870018
A bloody BLOKE!?

>>214870018
SHARPE
in the
POOPER

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>>214870018
is this on anything to stream right now
aside from youtube

>>214872568
It's on ITVX, though you'd have to be in the UK. A VPN might work. Seems to be on BritBox in the US which is a paid service. Otherwise just pirate.

>>214872568
>>214872718
Like the other anon said it's on Britbox in the US. I want to find the box DVD set myself so the Jews can't take it away at some point

>>214872568
( . Y . )

>>214872568
She never went top less during her career, did she?
At least Sharpe saw most of them. What a beauty.