We're back bitches. Starts at 9:00pm!>SLAGWATCHAN>BIRD SONGAN>EVICTAN>BALD KERRYANHappy 25th anniversary of Big Brother
PREVIOUSLY:>Celebrtiy Big Brother>4chan died like 3 days into it so there were no threads>It came up on the finale at least which was cool>Was pretty good though best ITV one so farTONIGHT:>A bunch of desperate wannabes go into a dying show that barely scrapes a million viewers now in the hopes of getting a crumb of fame>Absolutely no signs they're doing anything for the 25th anniversary
>>214875419RICKYYYY LEAVE IT AHHHT!!
PREVIOUSLY (Civilian Edition):>16 housemates went in>They were all kinda twats>/tv/ fell in love with an autistic sperg>Some fell in love with a mommy milf>Some fell in love with an anorexic who pulled faces>None of them won, a lesbian psychologist won>Hannah was a pond
You eyeballing me, anon? Don't eyeball me. You'll be on the fucking floor in a second!
Only real CBB update that I have is that Chris literally turned Jojo straight. His cock was too powerful.
Gotta love those 70th anniversary idents.>Hey guys remember ITV before we turned it into homogeneous goyslop?
Baked Potato!
Oh the other update is THE DREAM IS DEAD. It's officially over. I think it happened the week of the CBB finale so we talked about it a bit but more info has come out:>Henry kept making Jordan go to fancy restaurants>Wanted him to keep spending his winner money on trips and parties etc. rather than investing it and saving it>Jordan wanted a quieter life, Henry wanted one more in the limelight>They moved in and Henry was generally lazy, Jordan had to do the housework>Jordan flipped one day and just insta dumped him>They awkwardly had to live with each other for a while>Would slag each other off on TikTok live while in the same house>Jordan told him to move out as he was paying the rent>Basically called Henry a lazy layabout and sponge>Henrys been caught partying with other men after in an attempt to get Jordan jealous
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>>214875679Is Trish still Billy No-Mates? How's "the core" holding up?
WE ARE SO BACK (actual pic edition)
>>214875770Trish is full schizo saying she's gonna sue ITV. None of the Core interact with each other. Segun especially dropped the shit out of them. Gonna do a general last season update in a sec.
YES LADSMy body is ready>>214875419I was thinking to myself it seems like forever ago but this also seems to have come around quick
>>214875885Yeah a year since the last civilian, and celeb was what, March or April? I still don't think Civilian suits the autumn time. They should swap around celeb and civilian dates.
>>214875867>general last season updateyes please
Big Brother 2024 updates>Rosie and Nathan broke up very very quickly probably after they realized they won't get fame from their relationships>Nathan and Emma would go live and shit talk the other hms a lot for a good couple of months, leaving them isolated from everyone>A lot of petty dramas>The Core don't speak to each other, especially Segun who has apparently vanished>Khaled would go on a TikTok live and proclaim that Ali was a bully. He then proclaimed that Ali sent him "fucked up texts full of messed up stuff" and he'd reveal them and "expose" her on his next live>Emma and Nathan got on the case and asked Khaled to send the texts, they read them and proclaimed them as nothing>Emma said that the texts were basically Khaled asking Ali if they could be friends and Ali saying "No thank you" and it was a "Nothingburger">This embarrassed Khaled and he never showed the texts and dropped it>This however caused Hanah to go on a multi-day chimpout on Twitter where she called Ali a Dyke and proclaimed that she called Ali a Dyke to her face in the house and got a formal warning for it>Hanah and Khaled would proclaim Ali as a fake activist because she'd only get her activism shirts out when she knew it was gonna be on TV and would never wear them at any other point>So yeah basically they all hate each other>Ali, Lily, Daze, ITS GIVING MARTHA, and Dean all seem to be friends and hang out. They had a party where Nathan wasnt invited and he had a meltdown on TikTok>Tom and Izaaz seem to be friends>Thats it>Except for one shining star, and a surprising one. Marcello. Apparently Marcello is the only one who keeps in contact with everyone and actively visits them and invites them to stuff. >Him and Ali have even squashed their beef.tl;dr everyone hates Nathan, Emma, Khaled and Hanah, the reason why Ali kept sperging at Khaled and Hanah was cause they kept calling her dyke and they didn't show it.
The chair reveal is here
This year's late and live weekly guests. Basically the usual suspects. Also yes it's seven weeks this year.
Enjoy this crossover
>>214876281Pleasantly surprised that Zeze isn't a house guest though I'm sure she'll crop up at some point.
>>214876137Reading this I remember how much I disliked this cast after dropping the series one week in. Hopefully this year we get a better batch but knowing ITV2 we won't and they lucked out finding Jordan
>>214876336I wonder if this year will have the uppity black girl they like to put into their shows
>>214876346Well look whos' come down to visit! Which I think only Lily being there says something about the cast.
>2 weight loss plans in this ad breakwhat is this saying about us?
>>214875538I didn’t know Ali was only told a week before airing she was going in.
>>214876346It really isn't hard to do, throw in a couple of camp gays, throw in a couple of nutters and spergs, throw in a couple of slags and bam, perfect recipe for a Big Brother cast. Instead last year we had Khaled flexing in the mirror, Tom doing nothing, Ali moaning in bed, Martha saying "It's giving" every five seconds and Hanah saying "lichrelly" every five seconds. Grim.
>>214876281>Danny BeardIt should be David Platt there. He won the show after all.
>Thelma and Louise style show with Suranne Jones and Jodie Whittaker.
often forgets it's on at 9 anon here, and i'm proud to say i am remembered and ready at 9
Based racist seagulls
>>214876443Hope you've got your ketamine use under control
AJ Pupu and Will Zest
AJ dressed as an exotic prostitute again, we are definitely back
>>214876461no ket for a month and was only on it for a few days here and there since march
>>214876443I didn't forget it's on at 9 but I did almost forget it's on ITV2, not ITV1.
Oh shit they're pulling a Suzie from BB7 but for everyone
>night one eviction
GANI SAAAAAAAAAAR
zoned out and missed everything they said
>eviction on day 1Based, get rid of the jeet immediately
SARSDO NOT REDEEM THE EVICTION
>>214876443>>214876487good lad
why is his hair so high
Sars we are represented finally
His hair is very high.
>a gay indianat least it checks 2 boxes
>>214876534Somebody is getting evicted tonight though I guarantee it will be a twist and they'll just fuck off to a secret area for a few days or a week
>>214876534They're doing a night one eviction
i'm "gani" vote him out
Imagine the smell
GOOD EVENING SAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE EVICTION
>>214876388who's the girl with the glasses
>>214876574>>214876577is it one of these eyes that says if they're fucked?
Where’s the gay Tory?
with each series Will looks older and olderparticularly around the eyeshow weird is that?
Anyone remember Shahbaz?
>>214876618Don't know yet, they haven't said what that eye thing is about
>>214876618better not be seen as its clearly not random
>>214876618They said it'll be up for vote so IDK what the eyes are for
>>214876634please don't tell me they're doing that for the third year in a rowlast season looked like poorer carbon copies of the first ITV season
Surely the fat controller should be on celebrity big brother
>>214876634there
bad year for ommetaphobia sufferers like me (fear of eyeballs)
This is not really the music i associate with a fat farmer from somerset
>>214876666he doesn't strike me as a gayhe probably shoots them with a musket
Jenkin 2.0?
Gay Tory appears
>>214876665>introvertYet they apply for big brother.
>>214876312
a posh fat bastid with a hitler stache
He's a big guy
>>214876674
>>214876708All my farmers nazis. Farmer, Heil Hitler.
>>214876731you orrbul cunt
You will never be Olivia.
SLAGLAG
Official slag has arrived
SLAG
Blonde scawtish slag woop woop
Oh god they're Jordan and Henry 2.0
>>214876758>>214876763>>214876766>pansexualMEGASLAG
>Gobby>Scottish>Multilingual>"Streamer"I hate her already
>>214876780It’s another reskin for everyone.
They got the 5 time Booker T as official limo opener this year
>white woman pretending not to be 100% straight so she seems more interestingMANY such cases.
>>214876785I don't believe for a second she's fluent in six fucking languages.
Speaks five languages but none with mouth full
I'd go balls deep in this porridgewop like the fucking world was going to end.
i find her really annoying as a person, the way she speaks and that it's just horrid and she's obv a nuts lefty cunt if she's pansexual
>>214876137>Rosie and Nathan broke up very very quickly probably after they realized they won't get fame from their relationshipslmao the writing was on the wall when Rosie was trying to sell her bespoke mug and suitcase for like £400>Emma said that the texts were basically Khaled asking Ali if they could be friends and Ali saying "No thank you" and it was a "Nothingburger"never liked that red witch more>>This however caused Hanah to go on a multi-day chimpout on Twitter where she called Ali a Dyke and proclaimed that she called Ali a Dyke to her face in the house and got a formal warning for itwhy would they censor this? the protection of muslims hating gays is crazy no wonder leftoids are delusional enough to think Muhammad was a LGBTQ feminist >Marcello and Ali squashing their beef (for real)happy ending :)
She looks pretty sexy in that dress
>>214876763>>214876766>>214876776she speaks 5 languages you sexist cuntsslags are by definition retardsjust say you hate women
>>214876849I hate women
>>214876849Its not the slag on the outside that counts its the slag on the inside
she better get her muff out that's all i have to say on the matter
Got the app ready for the vote and they haven't updated it yet. It's still showing Celeb shit. ITV is a shambles as ever lel
>>214876911They're not using the app this year. Its officially dead so you can uninstall it
Fuck this Mr Vegas shite. I want Vinted back.
Right well Caroline definitely won't be annoying at all
>>214876959BRING BACK KERRY
Time for politically incorrect boomer woman
Total Boomer Death
>>214876984She gives me Trisha vibes, the whole "wont stop talking" thing
>haha I'm so quirky, men am I right?Childless wine hags are so grim
The drip
>has a necklace that says monkey
A quarter of the housemates down and I dislike them allFat farmer boy is in the lead thus far I guessI would say that as a bloody white man though wouldn't I
>>214877031Must be one of her ex-husbands.
>>214877031
Remember when Mickey Rourke was right about everything
>JR Ewing>Kylie Minoguethis woman bloody loves ancient references lmao
Finally we get the LPSG bait
>a ftm trannyfuck off what a waste
Gym bro is trans
TRANNY ALERT!>TRANNY ALERT!TRANNY ALERT!>TRANNY ALERT!TRANNY ALERT!>TRANNY ALERT!TRANNY ALERT!>TRANNY ALERT!TRANNY ALERT!>TRANNY ALERT!
>>214877067Scratch that lmao
Jesus Christ how many fucking gay jeets do you need!?
Why does he pass so much better than Hallie?
height?
>>214877081How do ftms pass so much better
>>214877081No match for my wife.
>>2148770905'11
>used to be a woman>still looks more masculine than the average Indian maleJeets just cannot catch a break
The trannies are getting close already
I unironically can’t tell that’s a woman. is it over for me?
>>214877081Honestly was fooled ngl. Looks a lot more convincing than Elliot Page
>>214877089its hard when you are taller than most premier league centre halfs
>Can't imagine getting on with a bristolian
THERE IT IS
Fuck, we could have had a jeet slag in there. How could he throw this away!
So that accent lasted about 5 seconds before snapping back to ebonics.
>>214877150LICHRELLY SHE MADE ME A POND THO LICHRELLY
>18 >runs a businesswhat the fuckhow is that possible
>>214877179"Me and my mum" aka its her mums business and her mum just placates her by saying its hers too.
>hugs everyone except the big fat cuntWHAT is her problem?
Imagine shagging AJ in that outfit
>>214877122I think it was a CIA or FBI agent that said it's actually quite easy to make a woman look like a man when applying disguise makeup but extremely hard to make a man pass as a woman, they're normally clocked within seconds.
>>214877207there you go he got the biggest hug
looks like ITV aren't even slightly budging from the woke bollocks with big brother then
>birdsong tonightcan't join you this year my friendsI have a job and a purpose in life now Can't waste 5 hours a night listening to those fucking birds again
>>214877227maybe they will get a massive nazi for balance
Will-senpai acknowledged birdsong kek
>>214877240Damn. I dont think anyone watches the feeds now.
love that kinder bueno advert with the guy named buen
Almost filled the bingo card this seriesTranny (was expecting MtF to be fair)ToryOld hagCringey jeet/southeast AsianNegress who WILL be insufferable SlagJust need a peg leg and a Deano who will probably be the one evicted tonight for the crime of being white and English. Am I missing anything?
>Natalie CassidyOh shit Late & Live has someone people actually know. I mean I don't like her but I know her.
>>214877240Whats your new job
>>214877240gz lad
The one who gets to the end and brings nothing to the table like Tom
>>214877286Autist and camp gay
>>214877227I think there's gonna be another black bitch and this one will be the Noky to her Trish or the Daze to her Hanah. God it was so crazy that the morbidly obese literal econut activist turned out to be the less insufferable one of the two last year.
>>214877306engineerwhich wouldn't be a problem but I made the ghastly mistake of working for a teeny tiny company and you can't get away with slacking off for even a half hourI used to work for Shell and once got away without doing anything for 2 months straight.Get paid more for the small company though.
>>214876994googled "trisha big brother" after reading this and oh my fucking god they evicted and booed a terminally ill trisha goddard last winter?!
SLAG 2
DOUBLE SLAG
>a pro-Boris toryerghfuck off pleasewhen are they doing to get a reform bint in there
>mentioned going to church>mentioned getting married to a man>mentioned having childrenShe's doomed
Oh look, it's a Tory version of Lily
HOLY CHEBS
>>214877354Yeah it was fucking nuts. She even said in the dairy room that the big brother experience is allowing her to forget about her cancer and they booted her anyways.
>>214877354Yes, and it was fucking glorious watching everyone turn against her after her insufferable woketard whining. The house turned on her, the public turned on her. Hell, even Will seemed sick of her.
>when they make a point of saying they're a ToryBoring bastards
She's got a belly on her
>>214877384>I'm the most single I've ever been>I'm gagging for c- a husbandHer fanny is blown the fuck out
Nice chebs tho
where are we watching this lads
Top tier breedable Tory tradwife with big fat tits
absolutely GAGGING
i feel like i've seen this emily before
>>214877411In the 2020s some people (left and right) literally have nothing more to their identityNathan last year was bloody fucking sadTried to shoehorn it into everythingAt least Henry was more three dimensional
It’s giving
>>214877436i posted this and then gani said it at the exact same time????????????????????but yeah she looks really familiar
>Oh my giddy auntwtf people actually say that irl
Gani eyeing her up
clairebears... whos our slag?
>>214877454FUCK OFF MARTHA
Marcus mate, that hairline...
Is this a tranny too? I just don't know anymore...
>>214877379Pretty sure that was Sarah from last year.
so this is the mixed race tom
Diabolical hair
He has one eyebrow bigger than the other
DIOS MIO
>>214877491literally same person
>>214877486haha oh yeahSTOP THE GLOATS
1 white man
>>214877418Bitch should have gone on Love Island.
>>214877506>tfw have the same thing because of a scar
>>214877525Grim
>>214877514We need a Paul or Marcello-type so he has an arse to kiss.
>>214877525>>214877555tbf in terms of mass he does equal all the other housemates combined.
>>214877491Grim how they get the worst of both worlds.The only mixed race people that don't look like shit are women who have a white father and asian mother since they normally keep the European eye and hair colours while benefitting from the soft feminine asian face structure. Doomed if you're a guy though, you just end up becoming another Elliot Rodger.
crispeh
The daughter in the Asda ad would get it
>>214877609we need a hapa beauty in the house
theres a non zero chance there is gonna be sex in the house within the next 2 days
>>214877663You mean gay sex right. The closest thing to a chad in that house is a pajeet with a vagina for god's sake.
oh splendid some scottish cunt who's going to get naked at every opportunity
just saw a male arse
>white guy who isn't a blob or a trannyHe's going out tonight
>>214877525hey now we have this faggot
>>214877689You're probably right
>Biggest misconception people have of me is that people think I'm a hunkdon't think people really have that misconception m8
>TateSeriously?
Pic of the arse?
>>214877705>No Scotalian slag ass>No Tory wife ass>But we get this.ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
any cute girls yet?
WRONG WAY, DOWN A ONE WAY STREET!
>>214877486This was greathttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759092915146677.mp4
>>214877736wasn't minded to screenshot it
>>214877736above you bender
oh my god megaslag
SLAGBROS WE'RE SO FED WELL THIS YEAR
It's mad that these cunts manage to make themselves unlikable in literally 2 seconds lmao
Religious bimbo? Interesting combo
lmao blonde schizo
>named after a disney princess>come dressed as one
OUR PATIENCE HAS BEEN REWARDED LADSQUEEN OF THE SLAGSCORRRR
annoying
that bitch needs to get all her holes FUCKED
DROPPEDTHERE'S A NEW SLAG ON THE BLOCK
if she's 22 why she look 38
for me its fat farmer and schizo bimbo
posh bimbo who sees dead people wasn't on my bingo card
>Religious bimbo schizo
Nancy still my slagfu so far
high chance this girl if a gyppo lads, i know a few essex girls like this. everything about them is the same as a bimbo with a hige bodycount but they're actually massive prudes>>214877824maybe she's on the real tan
am I mental for thinking the trannard FtM is the best looking bloke in there?
>>214877861is that the scottish one?
Where the fuck do they find these people?!
Need confirmation that she is either catholic (based follower of christ) or protestant (spiritually muslim)
>>214877878whichever one gyppos are
>>214877867She would be the best looking woman by far if the didn't troon out
Elsa > Nancy > Teja > Emily > CarolineHoping for a top tier milf in the mix
Cracking pins on this one
Only 12 this year?
>>214877891Gyppos are followers of satan and have only an eternity of being pelted by wind and hail to look forward to.
why so many ad breaks tho
>>214877918an an extra weekCLEARLY they're going to dump some in 2-3 weeks in
Do you reckon the tranny has one of those proto willies that is just a bit of dead meat or has he kept the minge?
What the fuck gender is that?
>>214877966crazy that people watch films on live tvhow's that even possibleI'd blow my brains out
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
SAM WAIFU
Oh Christ...
>>214877966>wooooah mr vegasGoing to get tiresome very very quickly. Bring back vinted.>>214877996Don't think they have as many in films
has this guy just decided at some point in his life to become the absolute most hateable thing he can ?
What race/gender is that?
>>214876388She promoted niggers on tiktok
Jesus. I travel to Skipton to visit my Mum every few weeks...
Me on the left
>>214878043lmao is that its parents?
>>214877996I'd even take Love Island's eBay ads over this.
Mad how I consider myself tolerant to gays and dykes but if the police knocked on my door to invite me to a public stoning of this fruitcake I'd have a pillowcase completely filled with rocks in seconds
I'm tired
Is the MILF the only one that hasn't been given an eye?
>>214875538>possession of an axeI no longer can tell what's real or satirical when it comes to Bongland.
This is literally the worst cast of the ITV era. Most of them blend together into a mass of nothing, and the few ones who don’t are too annoying even after a couple of minutes.
kek is this an irish midget?
>>214878057cuz hes not gay or queer hes just a fucking annoying shithead
If there's any nudity it's going to be Tate and that he/she/it
>>214876785Post more of her
Too many blondes
SLAGBROSWE EATING GOOD TONIGHTTHAS RITE
>>214878057what about trannards
>ANOTHER SLAGHOLYSHIT
So this thing is basically an ambiguously ethnic version of Matty?
Havent watched bb in a decade. Whats the biggest slag moment since that slampig shoved a bottle up her fanny?
oh god yes this bird and a kebab perfect night
>>214878100Give it time
4 blonde slags holy shit Big Brother what are you doing to us
absolute slampig this one
Holy shit we're on slag overload this year!
>>214878104Shag their arse off first then report them to the gestapo so they disappear and none of my mates find out.Jesus spoke of this.
>>214878111Just wait and see how she looks tomorrow morning. It's going to be grim.
I don't smoke and very rarely drink and yet these slags always have way better teeth than I do.Is it Turkey teeth or am I just brushing badly?
>are you american?>no i just put that accent on to sound even more gay
Theres literally only two white men in there wtf
>I forgot it was on tonight
>>214878080we all know the sort of talentless woke xheople that are working on this show and picking these casts. we just have to pray that some of them are also by accident interesting or funny
>>214878177No black guys though
>>214878177Tate will defo shag the mulatto girl It's written in the stars
>>214878151yepputting this one in between Teja and Emily but she might be below Emily desu>>214877902
>>214878108marco pierre white's son and this really fit ginger on channel 5 was pretty raunchy stuff
>>214878180you've missed fuck alland bear in mind tomorrow will basically be showing launch night all over againShould have stuck with Year 1 where launch night isn't live.
Voting Sam x5
>>214878161You can go to the dentist and pay them to clean and whiten your teeth as part of a cosmetic package.If I was going on tv, I'd probably do it to be honest.
>>214878180ha! you're like me the last couple of years. bet you start doing ket now
Jenkin >>>>> Dean >>>> SamThe gays are getting worse and worseand GAYER
>>214878033Who?
>>214878229Correct
Does anyone else think Cameron is that anon from last year who said he applied?
Emily was definitely approached by producers
>>214878252The BB20 lot were the most tolerable gays for sure
Apparently Sam has 300k followers
>>214878294if that's the tory one then absolutely, i've seen her before on something
>>214877751Can't imagine how this one is going to live up to last year's. Last year's cast was so good
>>214878161All slags and deanos get veneers nowadays
Was taking a shit and missed the vote. Already closed
Emily isn't going to last 5 minutes
>>214878370been sat here the whole time and just didn't realise there was a vote
Ok I think I know why she's become a christian
Why don't they cast a sarcastic gay like Jordan or Derek from BB6. nobody likes the hyper camp fags
>>214878379
>say you're a tory>endless seethe from normiesit's so easy
>>214878358shes been big on twitter for a decade at this point, pops up on gb news
>>214878379Imagine her sucking you off knowing that Farage's cock has been in there before you.
Holy the botox on this twat
>>214878369doesn't that cost literal thousands?at my dentist a whitening is £299veneers is upwards of £10k aren't they?
>no random Tom hiding in the back doing nothing this yearDisappointing
Lazy bastard isn't even in his drag demon make-up. Fucking poser.
>>214878379>>214878398she looks so much worse now wtf
>Scarlett Mo-FAT
Don't vote out the chebs please
>>214878379oh fuck me this slag is all over the mediashe'd be better suited to CBBmore of a celeb then half the cunts they send in there
>>214878406oh it's probably that then. is she just some rich girl who does bullshit for a living then?
>>214878408Also Bojo took a fat ogre shit in her mouth >>214878398
>>214878464
BOLD prediction: Nobody goes home tonight and they get put in some secret room or some shiteThey never ever get rid of someone on day 1
>>214878472Remember that Zeze Mills had less Instagram followers than Zak from civvy 2023.
>>214878498Especially with 12 Housemates, that leaves 11
I hope that fucking boomer cunt goes. Even more than the faggot.
Nancy is safe yay I'm happy
please the faggot
Is this a psyop to get the gb news slag voted out immediately?
>'ate tories>'ate faggots>'ate boomersSimple as
BB sounding as impotent as ever
>>214878285you could be right
Cameron seems normal
>>214878581The Keir Starmer of BB voices
oh FUCK off you cunts
>it’s between the only three people in there who have any chance of causing drama And people wonder why it ends up being boring
>>214878557i'd be pretty glad 2bh she seems worse than the woketardsfake headcase slaggy posh cow
>The eviction is not liveFuck me. ITV are as pants on head retarded as ever!
Why even bother mentioning you're a Tory when 95% of the people who watch big brother are fags, troons and people who unironically believe you're a fascist unless you vote Labour? Just fucking lie and let people work it out themselves
>>214878563I’m just glad the fat farmer lad survived.
dropped
>>214878616i don't want the type of drama the gay guy will bring
it's all about box ticking with the normies
so the biglad is /ourguy/ right?
>>214878642we ARE the 5%
>>214878642seems it's her entire "profile"
>>214878661>Twittertards>normies
>>214878684as it stands i vote yes
later & shite just as bad as ever then
>>214878684of course
>Teja's dadCuck
Nice amount of slags in this year, most of the ITV's, but there's no real characters IMO. The only ones that would seem to cause trouble are the ones all now up for eviction.
>>214878684>>214878718>>214878750do you see yourselves in him?
>>214878661Who is the misandrist?
Sam looks like a 60 year old grandma
wtf i thought this drag queen faggot died on ketamine or something?
>>214878780English & White?
>>214878780In the way that most people will scan the room and decide i'm not talking to him yes
KEZZA IN THE HOUSE
>>214878840lol true
>>214878853>>214878853>>214878853
