>...now we rule>que animal by pearl jam Redditors wrote this
What drives someone to not only watch a new show, but a new show they know is going to be awful?
>>...now we rule>>que animal by pearl jam>Redditors wrote thisAnonymous wrote this
>>214881447You know that one kid in Highschool who was obsessed with Alien for no reason? well were still bros 10 years later
>>214881340>"I'm getting my men...">que prelude to War by Bear McCrearyWhy don't you just watch better sci fi shows like BSG?
>>214881447I knew going in it was going to be shit was just curious because I like all Alien content. However I was actually surprised how decent it was up till episode 6 where everything became the most extreme SHIT. I let go of a few minor gripes 1-5ep but holy FUCK 6 onward what the fuck were they thinking!
>>214881340Redditors write everything now.
>>214881447lack of self respect for time and intelligence
>>214881447A cornered rat attacks the cat
>>214881340This scene hit too close to home?
>>214882071Is this chick in her 50s?
>>214882071>woman telling you what she sees in the rorschach painting
>>214881340She is an atrocious actress
>>214882071>>214881340Is this the only expression she makes in the show?
Why would the scientists fix Nibs just to jail her?
>>214882086Basically yes, she’s 29.
>>214882071Why do they keep doing this? Also what do men think when hearing this?
>>214882086She's underage inside, so stop being attracted to her pedo
>>214882323no
>>214881811This show was shit from episode 1, it's the worst of cringe redditcuck humor, le pop culture boomer music and the worst plot armor ever depicted.
>>214882339You think they would put them straight into cybersleep to see if they could possibly salvage these super strong and violent robots.
>>214881340While you were shitposting smugs and copypasta, Redditors were going to college, making connections, and getting jobs in the entertainment industry. You let them become the content makers by default. You live in a hell of your own making.
>>214883116>This show was shit from episode 1Yes, the majority of shows are. Almost all shows need time to find its footing and get better. That doesn't excuse Earth, but you're dumb to act like all the best shows were great since the first few episodes.
>>214883116i didnt laugh at anything but It wasnt horrible and it was entertaining enough. It's actually better then a lot of that garbage but like I said instant nose dive into the worst shit. I also said you give these shows some leeway just due to the fact its a fucking modern show. you retard its going to be stupid af.
>>214882071This scene exemplifies the impotent rage of roasties kek
>>214883524I just heard her say, “WATCH THE SHOW!” in that audioless clip.Fuck you, 4chan.
>>214881340>>214882402Looks like Ellen Page mid transition
>>214883524>>214883569>What would you have me do?
They used chatgpt for the script 100%
I thought BK was gonna fuck that synth chick for a second
>>214884000Trips confirms. It's inexcusable.
>>214884313I imagine those hats work like this
>>214884313I hated how stupid those guys lookedBut I hated how normal and modern the SWAT guys on the island looked even moreWhen they came up with the snorkels I sincerely hoped for a moment that they were still wearing retarded samurai helmetsThe dudes at the end of Alien 3 were perfect because they had just that touch of surreal, like no soldier IRL would ever dress like this but it might work
>>214883524same exact scene
>>214884555>i don't like those guys because they looked retarded>but i like these guys because they look retardedKill yourself. The "commandos" in Alien 3 look like football players.
>>214884636They're supposed to be weirdThe guys in Aliens look like regular ass American soldiers from 200 years ago
She has amazing perky boobies btw
>>214884673>they're supposed to be shit!Yeah, I guess in a way, Alien 3 was supposed to be shit.
>>214882071is she talking to a mtf tranny?
>>214883288>>214883430How does someone become this retarded?
>>214883524>What did you do!11!I was unprepared for his attack... *towowowowowow* I instinctively used..... THE VULCAN DEATH GRIP
>>214881340>now we rule>Jews Rock! no! they RULE!>*queue sick music*
>>214881340>boomer afraid of our robozoomer overlords
>>214885037I actually like watching alien. I know you don't just kill yourself already.
>>214885317You haven't even seen it anon, don't pretend.
>>214884681don't care. I can look at thousands of great boobs with a few clicks. They're not nearly good enough to get me to watch her crap acting and nonsensical show
>>214885163>*que kid undergoing puberty-voiced midwest emo*
