We all need to stop pretending like it’s not
FAT
me want the punani
That would be real phat
>>214900690he hasnt made a single good film, but lots of great unintentional comedies
>>214900690which era?
Nico/Above the Law was, genuinely, something new. I can't believe how quickly he fucked it all up.
Above the Law unironically revolutionized the action movie genre and the fight scene choreography.
>>214900690The only good movie he was in was Executive Decision, where he got sucked out of the plane right from the get-go.
WHA HAPPUN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQTXN6Km61w
>>214900715Me want the punani see for make me nice
>>214900690His first four movies are action classicsunder siege 1 and 2 are great too
His studio movies are entertaining trash. I still can't believe this nigga thought THIS is how a narcotic detective dresses.
I've watched every steven seagal movieI can say for sure that steven is a fat retard and is probably a pedophile
>>214900690like 2 of his movies were good, then he postured way too much
>>214900774Under Siege was pretty good, one of the best Die Hard knockoffs
Runs like a girl
>>214900690>guncrabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJHj7U_cru0
>>2149006901988-1995 Seagal was great, 1996-2001 was decent, 2002-later trash
Under Siege Hard to Kill both kino
>>214900690i wish steven seagal would steal my birthday and also he was my uncle
>>214900774>he hasnt made a single good filmUnder Siege and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory were good, so it's at least two
>>214900774Marked for Death is a legitimately awesome action B-movie. It has voodoo magic, teenagers smoking marijuana and IMMEDIATELY becoming crackheads, jeep chases through shopping malls. Seagal beating the shit out of Rastafarians, Seagal breaking the wrist and elbow joints of Rastafarians, Seagal using judo to snap a man's arm clean off then throwing him into his buddy using the bloody stump of his arm, Seagal blinding Rastafarians, Seagal breaking Rastafarian's spines, Seagal throwing Rastafarians down a lift shaft. It's like the roundhouse kick meme but with Rastafarians. One thing I really like about it is there's no pretence of Seagal being a brave underdog. He completely physically outclasses his enemies and exterminates them like rats with brutal and excessive force. if you hate Rastafarians, watch this movie
>>214902620Ayo Sasch! I thought Half Past Dead was a'ight.
>>214900916the pre-woke pre-faggot pre-diversity era of actual men in movies and hot white women
>>214900690>>214900737For one beautfiul moment I thought I heard that being played in a pub in Ireland. If I ran a pub I'd make sure to play Steven Seagal's album
