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The hate boner zoomers have for Seinfeld is getting genuinely concerning.
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Jerry plowing prime 17 yr old puss completely broke their minds
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he’s a dirty zionist
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>>214902461
Seinfeld without a laugh track is just uncomfortable to watch. With that in mind, it's hard to consider it a "great comedy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23M3eKn1FN0
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>>214902638
This tbdesu. Gen Z has a general distrust towards Jews and Judaism. Look at how Gen Z interprets most movies and tv shows these days.
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>>214902461
They have nothing going on in their lives so they go digging for things that get famous people in trouble and get praise by their fellow leftists for uncovering something.
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>>214902657
It’s quite literally the greatest sitcom in television history
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>>214902688
Frasier mogs Seinfeld so hard it's not even funny
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>>214902685
Goy found
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>>214902688
curb is a straight upgrade
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>>214902461
Zoomers hate Seinfeld because it captures a time they just missed out on and can never have back. A time before smartphones and social media ruined everything. A time where you could meet somebody by talking to a stranger in a diner.
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>>214902461
Seinfeld the show: based
Seinfeld the man: cringe
Simple as
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>>214902657
the problem is the dialog comes off as very unnatural due to having to wait for the laughter to stop and such.
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nl is millenial
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>>214902461
seems like this video is directed at that northernlion fella
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>>214902710
lol no
>>214902718
not even close
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>>214902688
No it isn't
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every time nl's ugly chink wife comes on stream with his mongoloid kid you can see him die a little inside
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Zoomers will always be a Seinfeld Generation
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>>214902735
This unironically
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>>214902790
Lmao please
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>>214902790
IASIP would have been a top 10 sitcom if it ended after season 8. Now it’s just sad watching 50 year olds with no families or careers fuck around like they’re 20.
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>>214902718
Curb is just if Seinfeld was all about George
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Let’s post the Seinfeld equivalent of other media.
>rock music
Buddy Holly
>Mario Kart
Mario Kart (SNES)
>film
The Birth of a Nation
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>>214902461
They're antisemites, it's horrible.
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>>214902657
Holy shit what did boomers see in this
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>>214902910
The video game equivalent would be Legend of Zelda on NES. It was groundbreaking at the time but is now boring and dated. There are much better shows that it inspired.
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>>214902461
>jew YouTuber can only hide his allegiance for so long
Many such cases
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>>214902657
Hey smart ass, sitcoms filmed in front of live studio audiences were adaptions from plays on stages. Plays have comedic timing and audience reactions. Kind of why the script is called a “screen play” When you remove the laugh track it comes off as awkward because the comedic timing is off. It’s why the actors save their lines while the audience is laughing and then go back into it, they don’t talk over the laughs.
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>>214902735
Other than ugly people being able to bang a conveyor belt of hot women Seinfeld doesn’t even make the 90s look good
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>>214903092
If the jokes aren't funny without the laugh track (which they're not in the case of Seinfeld) then the tempo of the actors dialogue is a secondary concern here.
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>>214903008
I’d say A Link to the Past actually
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>>214903116
Zoomers have a phantom pain for the 90’s because they know from blood memory it is not the natural human state to be glued to screens 16 hours a day.
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>>214903123
If you spliced it together with a normal flow of conversation without the pauses it would be liner after liner. The jokes are funny, you just think it’s le heckin awkward because why are they standing there quietly.
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>>214902638
In hollywood? Gasp
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>>214902820
i need to see zoomer Newman
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Unfrosted fucking sucked thats all I know
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>>214903092
Zoomers have some sort of mental deficiency that prevents them from understanding history or imagining what life was like before iphones
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>>214903400
Sir, I’ll have you know that you are talking to zoomer. I agree though
>t. le wrong generation
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NL is overrated by zoomies and alphoids
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>>214903315
Best I could find
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>>214903459
Seriously though, what's the deal with your generation and history?

They seem to look at it like lore from a video game they can/should just ignore rather than real things that happened to real people, with a lot of valuable lessons to be taught
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>>214902657
Still great.
Big problem is that they filmed it with laugh track in mind, so now the gaps are a bit awkward, but still the greatest sitcom of all time.
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>>214902710
Frasier is fine, but it's a mid-tier show, while Seinfeld is at the very top.
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>>214902630
So why do you guys get mad when lefties do it?
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>>214902657
Watch curb instead if it bothers you so much
It fixes that problem
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>>214903031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfHmAt1WgcA&t=106s
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>>214903008
It's more like StarCraft, groundbreaking and nothing in its genre surpassed it since
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>>214903620
It blows my mind, history is something I’m very passionate about. I can’t understand not knowing where you are in history or where you came from. To me it’s the equivalent of not knowing where you are on a map, but they can’t even do that either. They think Jesus/middle ages/egypt was all at the same time. 1 A.D.-1800’s might as well be the same thing grouped together “back then.” My ex couldn’t tell me when the revolutionary war was, who Alexander was, or any of the basic history subjects they try to beat in their heads from 6th grade to 12th grade. People may have degrees but they are not educated in the classical sense.
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>>214903793
Jerry is a lefty
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>>214903793
>you guys
Who?
>get mad when lefties do it
Any 30+ man getting to fuck a prime 17 year old pussy will only get a high-five from me, regardless of their political preference
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LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT JERRY
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>>214902638
and I’m happy for people to attack him for that, but having sex with a woman is not a crime, and people need to shut the fuck up about that shit.
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>>214903496
i've been watching him for 11 years and he's only gotten better
honestly every other "streamer" is just a slackjawed retard compared to him, he's the only person on the site who can hold a conversation
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>>214902866
>fuck around like they’re 20
They don't generally, and when they do that absolutely is the point of their comedy. And their boomer coffee meltdown episode was peak.
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>>214902965
It's worse than that, they're actually strictly pro brown.
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Dunking on the Sein’ crosses generational lines. We all do it. If you want to get a taste of the millennial approach to this subject:

https://youtu.be/c6692U1AD54
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>>214902657
>we altered something from how it was designed and now it doesn't work so well. Shocking!
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>>214903203
does that make it ok lmao
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>>214902461
Fucking high-schoolers aside, he really does have one oblong horse face, doesn't he?
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>>214902461
Yeah
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>>214904393
he's too argumentative now, he's ragebaiting half the time
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Zoomers always feel the need to attack the past cause theyre miserable. Theyre mad that they came in when the fun and good times are over so they make it a personal mission to try and say
>Ummm achsully those good times weren't good.
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>>214905102
Yeah it's a bit annoying for me lately.
I liked this rant though, but a lot of the time lately I feel like he's trying too hard to be a normie, which I think is a statement that makes no sense to people who don't watch him, but probably clicks for people that do.
It's like schrödinger's ragebait, he's trying to make people mad, but he's also actually genuinely believing it.
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>>214904538
Yeah, and it was like this even in the 1st season.
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>mfw out of nowhere NL suddenly starts repeatedly vehemently defending guys cheating on their wives
poor k8
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Seinfeld was retarded and you are slave cattle for liking it
-zoomer
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>>214905102
>he's too argumentative now
What are you talking about? He's always been pedantic. Harping on minutiae is THE hallmark of his comedy.
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>>214905338
>False flag post from a millennial
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Zoomers like Friends and dislike Seinfeld
That tells you everything you need to know about just how much of a shitty retarded fucked up faggot generation zoomers are
Even Gen-Alpha makes fun of zoomers
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>>214902710
zoombrain on full display
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>>214905576
The girls do, you forget the zoomette/zoomer cultural divide is stark
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>>214905684
zoomettes at least are having sex with the other gender, mostly millennials
zoomers only have sex with each other
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>>214904027
Leftists say he's a Nazi chud.
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>>214902688
you might be right. I try to think of any good sitcom and they are all garbage with slimefeld being the pinnacle of shit slop. also him murdering children isn't cool
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>>214902735
and who ruined this time for us ?
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>>214905338
be glad you didn't had to witness it and all the other trash
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>>214906139
Boomers
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Once again, us Zoomer Chads live rent free in the heads of aging, balding millennials
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>>214903123
Delivery is everything. If you hear the same joke from a really funny person and an extremely unfunny person, you will laugh when the funny person tells it and you won't when the unfunny person tells that same joke
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https://vocaroo.com/1mu2HAhIj6js
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>>214902710
>Frasier gets embarrassed due to a misunderstanding
>repeat over and over
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Is he right?
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>>214902820
ayo what this is senpai? shit looks fire
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>>214902461
Seinfeld and shows like it are a part of white culture and must be destroyed. Praise be to the rainbow serpent which will devour whiteness and free us all!
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>>214907441
Is that an admission that Leo Frank did it?
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>>214907624
Whats the deal with Leo Frank?!
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>>214902461
Based NL but he will cuck to his chapo audience sooner than later.
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he looks dysgenic
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>>214902461
>literal who dick sucking thread
>BUT INTERNET MAN
Obsessed.
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>>214907441
>FUCK YES KILL THEM ALL
>KILLLLLLLLL THEM NOW NOW DO IT NOW
>ALL DEAD RAPE AND PILLAGE
>I am the sane one btw.
Fucking kikes.
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>>214902461
What’s the point of this thread? I’m 22 and love Seinfeld. Same with Friends. Everyone Loves Raymond too. They’re fun to watch
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>>214905257
>mfw I suck eceleb cock and basically my whole life is eceleb men and what they do and talk about
>basically my whole life is making money for internet men
Grim
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>>214902461
>>214902688
It's peak boomslop that only boomers and millennials quote constantly.
>dude le soup nazi XD
>what if Christmas but Jerry Stiller roasts you
>woah is that a hecking Seinfeld quote? here's the reddit gold kind Stanger
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>>214908911
>Friends
I'm 23 and you're a faggot
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I hate jews but when I see zoomers shitting on them, I suddenly like them and will defend them. Idk why
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>>214908911
It's a binding of isaac thread
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>>214903123
What's a show you find funny
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>>214902735
As a millennial, I was born in 1993 and can still remember that world. You make a good point that zoomers have no connection to that world at all. I could watch a sitcom from the 70s and there aren't enough fundamental differences to 90s for me to get culture shock. But comparing the 90s to today? There's actually no comparison point. Seinfeld looks like a WWII movie to them.
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>>214905734
>jewish nazi chud
i don't know who's jewing who anymore. i just want everyone to die.
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>>214906866
lol that's me
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>>214903008
Legend of Zelda NES has aged better than Link to the Past. Link to the Past is like an older shittier version of every Zelda game that came after it. The OG Zelda on the other hand plays similarly to a top-down shooter in a way none of the following games do. Yes other games give you the sword beam at full health but only the OG builds it's screens to be like shooting gauntlets.
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>>214909828
>Legend of Zelda NES has aged better than Link to the Past
i oughta beat your goofy ass, FREAK
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>unfunny, mentally-deficient, pedophilic Jew famous for being in a terrible sitcom
>/tv/tards scramble to suck his metaphorical cock
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>>214904393
Isn't he the faggot that had to play up looking uncomfortable and disinterested during an Umamusume winning concert so that his parasocial audience wouldn't think lesser of him?
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I can understand disliking him for donating money to Israel, but dating a teenager is such a nothingburger.
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>>214902461
Seinfeld is drab and lifeless Jewish slop
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>>214902820
>kramette
kek brutal
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>>214908869
this
screenshot threads should be deleted on site
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>>214903165
People have been watching 35 hours a week of TV since at least the 70s. Why is 5 hours a day fine but 8 hours a day not?
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Zoomers can't empathize with Seinfield because it was released right at the middle of the Great Moderation (1982-2007), one of the most prosperous eras for the country with 3 big economic booms with 2 small recessions in the middle
Meanwhile most zoomers grew up in the post-Great Recession where everything went to shit, which was then followed by stagnation
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>>214909512
Because they hate on jews for reasons that are gay and more lame than the jews themselves
>she was a 17 year old child he's a heckin pedophile!
faggot generation
what was the figure? 20% of them are in the fag alphabet soup? and that was years ago, it's probably higher at this point
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>>214902688
t jacob greenblatt
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>>214902657
Friends is much worse but zoomies give it a pass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uMHZE0_YSg
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>>214910483
Zoomers don't watch that gay shit
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>>214902461
Seinfeld was always unfunny dogshit.
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>>214902681
And that's a bad thing?
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>>214902713
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>214902688
Nigga the only funny thin in Seinfeld are George's parents.

Nothing else is even worth a smirk. Elaine isn't even hot enough to keep me watching and I'll watch damn near anything if a hot bitch is in it.

>>214902735
No, Zoomers hate Seinfeld because they weren't subject to the propoganda used to make people think it was funny and must watch TV.
They are completely shielded from that bullshit by time, constant streams of "content" that is better, and being keenly aware of the primitive marketing tactics used to shill the show.

They'll never find it funny or even leave it on as background noise.
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>>214902681
you listed the literally ONLY based thing about gen zed
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>>214910979
If you find yourself agreeing with zoomers, you might want to reconsider your positions.
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I came into this thread expecting cleavage. You all disappointed me.
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>>214902461
Is Seinfeld even a comedy? I haven't watched that shit in a decade. It felt more like a fantasy conversation with friends, like a bunch of in jokes that you get to come along with. Is that why Zoomers hate Seinfeld, because they have no friends
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>>214911062
you mad cause nobody likes jews? cry about it, chaim! :D
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>>214902461
Why do I get a bunch of recommended videos of this baldy onions?
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>>214902461
>What's the deal with 12 year old pussy? I mean come on people, it can't be that good. Right?
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Oh god a NL thread on /tv/? Yeah gotta be honest he's only entertaining as a podcast because the way he interfaces with games is physically painful to look at. At the same time his commentary is so repetitive but because he uses big words and regularly shits on his chat, they don't seem to notice. I think he is actually the textbook definition of a midwit, he's the type of person to say that "smart people are smart enough to know they're dumb" as a way to denigrate people who are actually more intelligent than him.
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>>214904393
He lost me when he went from "I'll never be overly political" to not being able to stop himself from virtue signalling "the niggers rioting for George Floyd are the good guys!"
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>>214902710
>it's not even funny
You're right on that front.
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>>214911200
she doesnt look 12
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>>214911371
Nah nah she is
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>>214907441
Based Klan appreciator
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>>214910969
You shills are so fucking obvious
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>>214908136
raped and murdered a 12 year old girl. blamed it on a groid. the KKK came forward and publicly said "nah, it wasn't the spook". a lynch mob hanged the heeb. ADL was swiftly created afterwards. entire organization was created to protect a pedo murderer.
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report eceleb threads as off topic
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>>214906202
I am
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>>214902461
Zoomers have this weird moral grandstanding about age gap relationships. I'm 20 and I'm not even sure why.
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I had the opportunity to be an eceleb about 10 years ago and didn’t pursue it. I think I wouldn’t be able to handle the pressure of annoying cunts trying to find fault with me as a form of starhatefucking
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>>214911508
Zoomers download all their decisionmaking and personalities from social media.
They don't have any kind of independent thinking going on since being ostracized online is a death sentence for them. So they carefully make sure they follow trends in what to think and what to support.
Probably more so than any previous generation.
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>>214902461
Why does Seinfield's face look so weird
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>>214906948
>George gets into a social situation and does something that deviates from the norm
>repeat over and over
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>>214911364
Hey come on Seinfeld is a little funny.
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All Zoomers know of Seinfeld is being a boring boomer comedian whining about how woke made people not watch his shitty pop tart movie and glazing Israel. Of course they don't like him.
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>>214902710
Frasier is good, but the way zoomers unironically consider it some kind of highbrow intellectual program always cracks me up. It literally has the same target audience as Cheers,
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>>214911508
I'd say it's because the absolute financial state of zoomer men makes attracting and dating zoomettes near impossible as they get scooped up by millenial and xoomer cradle robbers, but the ones bitching the most about it seem to be the women (who still fuck the older guys anyway)
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>>214911616
>>214911508
There was a lot of satirical “killing people for the internet app fame” sort of tv shows and stories popping up in the 2010s and I haven’t seen them much recently, I think they got too real
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>>214911508
>>214911616
This is accurate, but also they are absolutely miserable and virtue signaling is one of the few sources of joy and fulfillment available to them. A normal human being can look at pedophilia as something heinous, but also has critical thinking skills to see the difference between, say, a 30 year old fucking a 20 year old and a 30 year old fucking an 8 year old. For the zoomer, it’s equally bad. Because there’s no thought process about why it could be harmful or the victims; it’s entirely egotistical attention seeking. That’s why they’ll continue to purity spiral until you’re not allowed to fuck anyone who doesn’t share your exact date of birth.
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>>214911804
No way, you changed that yourself
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>>214902657
It’s not a laugh track; those are actual human beings laughing at the jokes.
No shit it’s awkward when there are giant, silent pauses as the cast waits for the laughter to subside. Imagine how braindead a person would have to be to think this is some sort of “gotcha!” moment.
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>>214911804
Wait, his first name is Jerome?
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>>214911455
Modern researchers agree that Frank was innocent.
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>>214912122
This.
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>>214912122
>Modern researchers
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>>214902461
Because it was always mediocre. Jewish media hyped it up. Many such cases.
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>>214903620
>>214903874
2 reasons.

1. History isn't emphasized as important during school these days. Students get taught extremely basic US history, take a test about it, and then forget. Students are taught in order to pass a test. Not to learn or engage with history in a meaningful way.

2. History isn't useful in their daily lives. It doesn't help them earn money. So most students disregard it outside of tests at school.
---------

I love history but even I'm foggy about certain eras. I enjoy WW1 and WW2 history. But I'm very foggy on Roman history and ancient European history.

I have a very limited about of free time and I prefer to learn about my own country first. The Roman Empire doesn't exist anymore and so I don't care as much to learn about it.
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>>214911616
Extreme egalitarianism has made it so people can't understand how an asymmetric relationship can be happy and mutually beneficial.
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>>214903793
Because lefties aren't having consensual sex with 17 and 364 day old women, lefties are grooming and molesting literal children while pretending to be ultra virtuous people who care more about others than conservatives do.
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>>214912660
lol janny is gonna delete ur pic.
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>>214902461
As a kinosour of obscure YouTube channels I don't care
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>>214902657
It's actually better
The acting and writing is pretty good
Do that to every sitcom from that era
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>>214910291
I wonder if you did an analysis of Seinfeld, Friends, and other shows of this era vs post-GFC shows, if you'd see some kind of statistical trend towards eating indoors, house parties, and other cheaper ways of spending one's time.

I seem to recall a lot of episodes in Seinfeld where they're at restaurants compared to The Big Bang theory which takes place more so inside their apartment.
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>>214912623
Bro you're "foggy" on 99.999% of the history if you're foggy on the basic bitch shit like Rome and European history.
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>>214902461
The only good thing Seinfeld has ever done is working with Larry David. He sucks as a comedian and sucks as an actor, circumcised people just like him because he is like their pet, their polish blend anglo obedient pet who supports murdering the evil moors.
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>>214902461
it's a show for boomers, even my boomer mom was an early fan before anybody else in the house even heard about it
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>>214910969
Everybody in Seinfeld plays their part but...well, fucking Seinfeld, he is just dull but that's how jews do in hollywood and I'm not gonna complain because we got masterpieces like Airplane.
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>>214902638
so?
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>>214911740
>It literally has the same target audience as Cheers,
you're such a fucking know-nothing retard, why would you even want to join in conversations on /tv/?
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left-wing zoomers hate Seinfield because he's a zionist, right-wing zoomers hate Seinfield because he's a jew
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>>214911371
She looks worried, forced to be there....and almost like seinfeld.

So...that's his daughter isn't it?
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>>214912031
They had shills sit in the audience and laugh purposely to make the others laugh. Fuck off.
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>>214912928
he's right though, when I was growing up they ran re-runs of Frasier right after Cheers ended. Idc who watches it now btw, both these shows were just something I'd watch when nothing else was on.
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Do people here really not like Seinfeld? Is this why there are almost never any Curb threads?
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>>214913766
People have strong opinions on Seinfeld in one way or another, literally nobody gives a shit about Curb unless they're making bait threads
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>>214902461
Good, let the left fight
Seineld is a sionist
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>>214913840
Crazy that seinfeld gets more thread than curb, but I guess curb isn't as meme-able
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>>214902710
Hi Rose.
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>>214902735
They don't hate the show at all. They don't even care about it. They hate Seinfeld the person for being pro genocide against Gaza.
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>>214902461
never trust huwhite dudes married to asian girls
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>>214902630
No wonder Sam Hyde is having so much trouble with non-Chud zoomers that he went full Christian larper. Normie zoomers absolutely hate pedos.
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>>214902461
Is Seinfeld a great show? Yes.

Is Jerry Seinfeld a fucking atrocious human being IRL? Also yes.
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>>214902630
This. I can't be mad.
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>>214902735
As a 40 year old boomer, it’s weird watching something like the Simpsons, Home Improvement or Seinfeld. It feels familiar but so distant. I guess as you’re growing up, you don’t realize how much things have changed as it’s happening but looking back it feels like a time so far away.
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>>214902461
It just isn’t funny.
>t. 31
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>>214910483
Zoomers think friends is problematic.
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>>214909867
When I was in high school pretty much every hot girl had an older boyfriend. The early 2000s must have been a great time to smash teen pussy as a 20 something. I used to go to the mall and there would be guys in rice burner cars driving around picking up teenage girls.
>be me
>scene kid
>look like a girl and would get hit on all the time by dudes
>go to the mall
>some big thuggish black guys hit on me
>”b-b-b-but im a boy”
>”ayo-come hang out with us and smoke some weed”
>get in their car they drive me to their apartment
>smoek some weed
>they pull out their cocks
>they’re huge, and make me pull out mine
>it’s tiny compared to them
>yo girl, why don’t you suck us off?
>barley fit their huge cocks in my mouth
>they’re making fun of my tiny cock but that gets me hard
>they bend me over and one of them starts to finger my ass
>pulls out some lube and squirts it on my ass and his cock
>”i-i-dont know if I can fit that”
>”don’t worry baby girl
>he slowly pushes it in…it hurts but I take it
>im now getting fucked and sucking the other
>they switch off, and while getting fucked I feel a tingle come all the way from my balls through my dick
>I just start leaking cum
>Look at this white boy! He’s coming!
>they pound harder and it just shoots out
>one says I’m about to bust
>tell him not to come insi—he came inside
>just leaking cum from my ass
>the other says he wants to dump a load
>pounds away and cums too
>they tell me to get out and i have to find my way home
>im leaking cum out of my ass
>I feel like a slut but turned on
>I start to cross dress and pick up guys
>even post to CL when I turn 18 and I’m constantly getting fucked
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>>214916342
Uhh thank you for your service
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>>214902461
Jerry is pro-circumcision, and for that he's trash.
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>>214916342
I hope this is a LARP
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>>214916342
Before you’re weird gay story, I would have to agree. On a Friday or Saturday, the mall would be filled with kids hanging out. My gf in HS had an ex that was 25. This guy would terrorize me, and constantly harass me because I was dating his girl. I got fed up, and told him, “you’re picking on a 16 year old for dating your 16 year old ex. You’re a fucking loser, and your ex told me I had a bigger dick!” The dude just stormed off and left.
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>>214902461
>google this guy
>he's some LPer
who fucking cares if he defends seinfeld? Did I stumble into a lulcow thread?
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The right hates jews because they see them as subverting their countries
The left hates jews because they see them as just another ebil White people
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>>214910410
A grown man fucking a girl in highschool is weird.
>but muh law
You're still a weirdo.
>b-but muh history
They were weirdos back then.
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>>214912122
>Modern researchers
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>>214902790
Always sunny wants to be seinfeld so bad
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Seinfeld said colleges were full of oversensitive pussies that hate comedy and I guess he was proven wrong
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>>214902630
Biggest tv star in the country picks up 11th grade girlfriend after school in Porsche lol. Actual brain melting pussy
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>>214902461
Jerry had it coming and was never funny.
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>>214916342
>Door bursts open and Kramer slides in
>He's a N......
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>>214912035
It’s canon, Elaine calls him Jerome a few times
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Fuck NL
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>>214902461
if you think about it NL is the modern day Seinfeld
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>>214902688
that doesn't mean much considering all sitcoms are retarded out of the box
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>>214902461
>dates his big titty doppelganger
Textbook narcissist
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>>214910483
The "i got bottled breast milk" followed by complete silence is really fucking funny.
A shame laugh tracks were so pervasive during that time, makes it hard for a zoomie to connect with it.
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By the way Curb Your Enthusiasm is absolutely not as good as Seinfeld. Not even almost.

Curb is a good show but Seinfeld is way more rewatchable.
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>>214902910
Kek
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>>214902630
>Jerry plowing prime 17 yr old puss completely broke their minds
This. Just more age-gap hysteria for the feminists and their SIMP army of losers.
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>>214916029
If 2014 immediately came after 1995 there would be a civil war. Marx said change need to be a the long march through the institutions.
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>>214902710
smoked meth to this show and it still wasn't stimulating
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>>214920732
to be fair I don't care for seinfeld either
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>>214902461
Seinfeld wasn't even funny at the time. Fuck knows how badly it's aged.
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>>214903793
Leftists tend to go for much younger kids. Over the course of my life I've noticed most rightoid cases are "coach bangs 16 year old teammate" whereas leftiod cases are "homosexual daycare worker molests multiple toddlers". And no, the homosexual priests who infiltrated the Catholic Church for easy access to children were not right wing.
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>>214916342
Average /pol/ user
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>>214907441
>Why do people have such an issue with us being genocidal monsters?
>Have you read our book? It's what we do!
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>>214911371
>She's 17. She's smart!
>She's 17. She got a rack!
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>>214909703
>I wasn't alive and can still rember that world
I bet you can still remember that one time when you had sex too, you schizophrenic incel.
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>>214902461
I saw Jerry Seinfeld stuff at the dollar store the other day on clearance
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>>214902820
George still is the best most likeable character. He buys cool skins like Beavis
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>>214902910
Bubsy 3d is more comparable to Seinfeld.
They really innovated on the milk genre
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>>214903400
Life began in 2007
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>>214902755
No that's just a compilation channel of him. Raw unedited clips.
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>>214913766
Seinfeld is genuinely unfunny. It's gentile humor it is passe even for Jewish comedy which the Shores did better than Jerry ever did. I think Jerry Seinfeld is one of the most forgettable comedians of our time which is one of the jokes of his show. The idea that Jerry could be unfunny? That's absurd. That is like saying Ross from friends has no rizz!
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>boomer humor doesn't resonate with the kids
>this is bad for some reason
why do you care that kids think some old folks show isn't funny? I personally think it's alright but nothing special. This is the same as people being shocked the people think Friends is dumb. Anything with a laugh track is cringe AF
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>>214905257
I was banned yesterday and couldn't reply but BASED and I hope he does, she seems like a total cunt and I hope her freakout is enough to get him full custody the kid, not likely considering cucked nuck laws but you never know
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>>214913144
>>214916890
What if I hold no strong ideological principles either way?

What if I just want my enemies to suffer and will promote whatever narrative that will make that happen, huh? What then???
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>>214902688
>Jewish show written by New York Jews for New York Jews is the greatest sitcom ever

mmkay. you don't have a foreskin.
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>>214902461
Zoomers are the biggest antisemites out of any generation in history all thanks to chincomtok
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>>214921386
Aww. Does that make you mad?
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>>214902710
based and cranepilled
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kids think some shit with a laughtrack is cringe? good
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Ugly jew got mingled with an ugly jewess, mind blowing event
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>>214921386
Jews should be kicked out of every nation and forced to live exclusively in Isreal with all outside communications removed from it so the can only steal, subvert and ruin their own kind.
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>>214921386
Too bad they're nigger lovers
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>>214902630
Is it young guys (who think they deserve 17 year old pussy) or old women (who think men should want it fuck them) that are more mad about age gap relationships?
Either way pre marital sex is wrong so everyone is bad in this story
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>>214921602
They aren’t nigger lovers
They are niggers
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Coming soon....
>>214907624
This.
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>>214912122
>Modern researchers agree that Frank was innocent.

Preach, admiral, preach.
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>>214921300
elaborate
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>>214921614
>Either way pre marital sex
Jewish lies you've fallen for
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>>214922131
Thank you based atheist Dr. Noah Greenberg Silverstein
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>>214903793
Because they've been breaking the rules and fucking us over for nigh on a century, so if playing by their rules is what it takes to make them feel it, so be it.
I don't believe in free speech for people who don't believe in free speech.
I don't believe in the right to bear arms for people who don't believe in the right to bear arms.
I don't believe in forgiveness for people who don't believe in forgiveness.
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>>214911740
>but the way zoomers unironically consider it some kind of highbrow intellectual program always cracks me up
As a zoomer, I have to agree. I love Frasier, but a lot of the humor comes from either slapstick or situational irony, it's just very good at both of them. Anytime the show thinks it's making a smart reference, it's usually either to whatever was considered "highbrow" in the mainstream at the time (Gore Vidal, Ayn Rand), or they completely butcher it and show they don't really know what they're talking about (according to one of the episodes, Niles is said to be a Jungian, which makes no sense given the episodes where he's a reddit-tier skeptic about Daphne's powers).
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>>214920712
>Marx said change need to be a the long march through the institutions.
Not disagreeing with you, but that was supposedly said by Rudi Dutschke as an extension of Gramsci. Of course, the difference is trivial, given that Gramscian Post-Marxism is pretty much the only relevant Marxism in the modern West.
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The humour behind it is Larry David had utter contempt for goys and you millennial cattle enjoyed watching yourself be mocked
We're redpilled we see right through it
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>>214923314
This
>Makes an entire Curb episode where Jews are supposed to support Israel and go against an antisemitic Palestinian restaurant, but the joke is that Larry is so desperate for food and sex that he'd sell out his own people
>Xillennials eat this goyslop up and think he's giving a balanced take on the conflict
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Still better than Curb your Orgasm and it's always Sunny in Bogadelphia
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>>214923425
why hasn't Larry been cancelled yet
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who the fuck are those ecelebs?
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>>214902461
bolegda
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>>214911062
zoomers are more human than jews
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>>214921614
Old women. Young guys are usually naive and don't even realize their crush is getting plowed raw by 30 year olds.
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>>214923539
Becuase normies don't really understand why Israel is evil, so it's easy to dress a pro-Israel message under "nuanced" language and make them think you're unbiased. Bojack Horseman did the same thing in its Israel joke
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>>214912861
Low media literacy detected. The comedian being the straight man was the fucking joke. Seinfeld was one of the writers of the show
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>>214923425
Wait, that episode really happened?
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Zoomers hate the 90s and love the 2000s, that's why they don't watch Seinfeld
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>>214924998
Yes, it's his favorite episode of the show.
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>>214904886
Israel is based
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>>214925247
>brainwashed zogbots genuinely believe this
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>>214903793
i dont know or care what the other replies are, but my reasoning is that when jerry did it, it was still semi accepted in society, which was a reflection of young people's last throws of independence, which doesn't exist any more today. My dad was literally 28 when he started dating my mom who was in highschool at the time. since the internets proliferation, younger people have become less independent and more infantilized, so it has become more wrong over time, hence the age of consent raising both legally and socially, socially was simply the last to catchup of the two.

think about it, in medieval times, a 16 year old was basically like a second mother of the house, meanwhile today, a 21 year old woman is still basically mentally a toddler.
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>>214910410
>20%
That statistic is almost entirely just retarded girls pretending to be bisexual
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>>214923425
only this board could spin Curb as pro-semitic. Curb is probably one of the most anti-jew shows ive ever seen. The main jewish character is CONSTANTLY depicted as cowardly, unaware, crass, selfish, inconsiderate, quick to anger, greedy, etc
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>>214925205
Every zoomer I have talked to wishes they were alive for the 90s but also cherishes their faint memories of the 00s. Perhaps the rift is between older gen z and younger gen z. Both do venerate the 00s though for sure
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>>214920187
I think working under TV network constraints forced the show to be a lot more creative with its writing. There's too much freedom with modern television, and unlike the tight 22-minute episodes of the network TV era, a lot of the fat is left untrimmed. This is particularly noticeable in comedy shows



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