Was it kino?
no
>>214903506Why would people do this?
>>214903574Hunger games lottery moneyApparently there was a civil war and now major Skywalker runs the country and he gives people money for walking
>>214903506Why did they cast some fat white dude as the main character in a movie about walking 300 miles?
>>214903506Lets make a movie about how Zoomers cant walk very far and are weak. lol ok.
>>214903615Hes a nepobaby
>>214903506So stephen king thought about Americans' deepest darkest fear and it was walking
>>214903629They are mentally preparing Zoomer males for the next major war. Expect some Saving Private Ryan tier propagnda coming out soon.
>>214903506no and i refuse to go see a movie that has been pushed by "influencers"if they want me to see it, they can pay me too, until then i wont
It was mid. Things they could have done to tell the story better:1. 6 part mini-series so you actually feel the exhaustion of the walk. 2. Or found footage movie where they have cameras attached to their chests to give a better sense of being stuck in the situation. The movie is very floaty and skips a lot of time, and as a result we're not immersed into the nightmare they're facing as much. Those are the two main ones.
Ending was stupid and way better than the book>I just killed all your friends. What one wish would you like granted?>Give me that gun right now>Ok>*Gets shot*
>>214903506Isn't one of the first sentences in this book about how pussies look
>>214903574The movie doesn’t even bother with worldbuilding so it’s a mysteryIf it was compulsory it’d make more sense but then retards would call it a Hunger Games ripoff even though the book was written first
>>214905355>*In the book
>>214903506Yes but /tvpol/ won't talkabout it except to cry about black people.
>>214903574I imagine that at least 50 out of 200 million people would sign up for something like this, but the movie explains that basically everybody wants to get a spot in it for some reason.
>>214903839it's been ramping up since oct 7 and the 12 day war. these projects have a significant lead time.*taps sign*
>>214903574Exercise
>>214906196The fit chad comes in third place
It was ok, but changing the ending was retarded.
>>214903506Why does the fat guy look like he's cold but there are two other guys in tank tops?
They musta been pissed when they saw the trailer to 28 years later
>>214903615>Why did they cast some fat white dude as the main character in a movie about walking 300 miles?Same reason they cast an ugly 32-year-old nog to play a 16-year-old white character.
>>214906215Because he was sick.
>>214905321>so you actually feel the exhaustion of the walk.My biggest gripe about this is that even after 300+ miles the characters never look that tired or beat up. The skinny little chink with the Bugs Bunny accent gets it right but only a minute or so before he dies. By the second day EVERYONE should have looked like a shambling zombie ESPECIALLY the major's kid with pneumonia.
>>214908924He didn't have pneumonia by day 2.
>>214903506It is not true kino. It is b-movie teenage boy kino. If this came out in 1988, it'd be a VHS cult classic.
>>214908924>By the second day EVERYONE should have looked like a shambling zombieAmerican moment.
>>214903574it's an obvious war metaphor. pointless and miserable death for no reason.
>>214908874>it was real in my mind>called out>uhm err sorry not sorry though teeheeKikes.
>>214909279>Kikes.When you use the same word to describe literally everyone, it very quickly loses its sting. "Kike" now carries the same emptiness of meaning of other incel favorites like "degenerate". I imagine as you read this you're burning with the urge to call me a kike.
>>214903506Not as good as walking tall. Better than the long kiss goodnight.
>>214909279what scared Stephen King?lawsuits
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>>214903506>WE WILL MAKE AMERICA NUMBER ONE AGAIN Jesus Christ when will they stop with the Trump is literally a fascist dictator meme? It's been almost a decade by now
>>214910898The /pol/fag is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a redditor, newfag, incel, schizoid, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a /pol/fag and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
>>214911198I look and act like this.
>>214903506The book was when I was in middle school. The movie probably blows like most Stephen King media.
>>214910898This.
S+: The ShiningS: The Dead Zone, Creepshow 2, Stand By MeA: Creepshow, Silver Bullet, Christine, The Running Man, Salem's LotB: Carrie, Children of the CornC: Cat's Eye, Pet Sematary, CujoD: Maximum Overdrive, Firestarter>90s:S: Misery, The Shawshank RedemptionA: Dolores Claiborne. The Green Mile, ItB: Tales from the Darkside, Apt Pupil, The StandC: Needful Things, Storm of the CenturyD: Thinner, The Dark Half, The Night Flyer, Golden Years, The Shining, Sometimes They Come BackF: Sleepwalkers, Graveyard Shift, The Lawnmower Man, The Mangler, The Langoliers, The Tommyknockers, Trucks, Quicksilver Highway
>>214911198He's the head of the secret police you moron not a dictator and the book was written like forty years ago. You are every biy as hypersensitive as your orange daddy and literally just invent reasons to be offended on his behalf.
>>214911582>00sS:A: 1408, The MistB: Hearts in AtlantisC: Secret Window, Nightmares & DreamscapesD: Rose Red, Desperation, Salem's LotF: Dreamcatcher, Riding the Bullet, Dolan's Cadillac, Carrie, Children of the Corn>10sS: Doctor SleepA: Gerald's Game, 11.22.63B: It Chapter 1, Mr. MercedesC: 1922, Under the DomeD: Carrie, A Good Marriage, It Chapter 2, In the Tall Grass, Haven, The MistF: Cell, Mercy, The Dark Tower, Pet Sematery, Bag of Bones, Big Driver>20sS:A: The Life of ChuckB: The OutsiderC: Mr. Harrigan's Phone, The Boogeyman, Castle RockD: Lisey's Story, ChapelwaiteF: Children of the Corn, Firestarter, The Stand
>>214905355>he started runningKINOOOOOO
>>214905355This. I have no idea why they changed the ending. Him being mind broken from the trauma of it all was much more impactful and actually plays into the Vietnam war shit.
>>214903506the long slop dogshit movie
>>214911512What is that quote originally about?
>>214911867
>>214911585>these are the people who accuse others of lacking media literacy
>>214911585I read the book, I'm quoting a line from the movie itself retard.You are just black and ashamed of it
>>214911981This. Media literacy used to mean adopting a critical stance toward media. Now, "media literacy" is something retards like that guy bring up when you're critical of the ideological orthodoxy as represented in a given piece of media.
>Being so unimaginative that you compare a 1979 novel to the fucking hunger gamesDie.That aside, fantastic film. I still own an original copy of the novel.
>>214912071It's the same in the book too you moron. He's the head of the secret police and the US is a shithole with low economic output.
>>214912632NTA. I read the book when I was a kid and I don't recall that aspect of the world building.
>>214912632>He's the head of the secret policeComplete headcanon.
>>214912632You got it all wrong. What I meant was that they purposely put the phrase "make America number one again" on the character Major's mouth, which is absurdly similar to the MAGA quote. I find it hard to believe it's just a huge coincidence, coming from Mark Hamil as the actor and also Stephen King as the executive producer.
>>214906159You niggers have been saying this shit for decades and nothing ever happens
>>214913241>which is absurdly similar to the MAGA quoteAnd "make America great again" wasn't created by Trump it was being used as a political slogan like a century earlier, what's your point?
>>214913264two more weeks
Genuinely a very depressing movie. The scenes with the main characters' mother made me especially sad. I can't imagine doing that to the person who loves you more than anything in the world. I really love my mother. This fucking movie bummed me out hard. Also Mark hammed it up a bit much, his character got cartoony.
>>214912920He is you retarded zoomer nigger, holy fuck read and pay attention for once
>>214903506why no girls walking?
>>214915183Woke says a girl would have go win and that means wading into allowing trannies in womens sports territory.
>>214915183Because girls weren't drafted and the book is about the vietnam war, stupid.
>>214903595>Americans needed a civil war to finally get out and walk instead of driving everywhere
>>214906098That made no sense to me with the way the world was presented. None of these kids looked like they were emaciated or starving at the beginning of the walk. None of them looked like they have nothing left to lose, nothing else to live for. If you can live most of your life having a decent enough diet, living in a normal house (like what's shown in the main character's flashback), there's no way "almost everyone" in the country would volunteer for a 49 out of 50 chance of getting shot in the fucking head.
>>214913340You're really not as smart as you think you are
>>214916730Because I don't construe everything as an insult to my orange daddy so I can be as offended as possible?
>>214903506Could you actually walk for like a whole week without stopping?
>>214916808Athletes on meth could I'm sure, as long as they kept getting water. I don't think any of the guys in the movie could have made it as far as they did without drugs though, even the fit ones.
>>214911618>F: Dreamcatcherobjectively incorrect
>>214916808Fuck no.Your shoes would fall apart, your muscles would seize and you'd have blisters up the ass. Not to mention being exposed to the elements like being in the Sun all day would do a number on your skin.
>>214916798Sure, anon
Is this supposed to be set in the same world as The Running Man? Maybe people got tired of watching kids walk and wanted to watch a man run.
>>214917116It's too bad I'm not smart enough to be a hypersensitive little faggot like you. If only I could see every veiled insult against Drumpf for what they are!
>>214912632IDK I read the book and America comes across as prosperous and borderline idyllic in it. They have big patriotic celebrations and high school marching bands out for the Walk, people are along the road having picnics and stuff like that. No one seems miserable and downtrodden besides the retards who signed up to get shot in the head.
>>214916841Shut up faggot you have no idea what we could do, I work out 23 days out of a 24 hour period and don't sleep and I am jacked as fuck you faggot. I'll lick and fuck your ass you fucking fed, don't talk shit about meth
When are we gonna get a REAL adaptation of The Stand?
>>21491719wew I'll let you vent you must have had a tough last decade
>>214903574Why do people try to become billionaires when it won't happen for 99.99999999% of them and destroy themselves in the process? Makes me think.
>>214910898are we interfering with your right-wing hugbox? sorry
>>214917196nta but a lot of us are reading your dribble and can see right through your disingenuous ass.You are, in fact, stupid as sin.
>>214917926Does it offend you that I'm not validating your orange daddy's grievances? Are you triggered?
>>214903506>average out of shape normies>wearing tennis shoes and work boots>somehow walk a bazillion miles without crippling injuries
>>214912308It was directed by the guy who directed the 2nd Hunger Games movie and the ones after
>>214916808You wouldn't even be able to stay awake for a week let alone walk.
>>214916657>>214906098it's simply nah id win mentality
>retarded liberal cokehead's fantasy of fascism>turns out it's just him projecting his personal desire to torture and oppress people
>>214903557fpbp
>>214916499checked
>>214903506
>>214905355>give me that gun >ok>clears and unloads gun before handing it to himWhat they should have done. The whole ending was stupid.
Asked Grok, most likely 24-48h walk is somewhat possible for very fit individuals. But 5 days like in the movie, no way. Also sleepwalking for extended periods like shown in the movie at a constant high pace is impossible. That element kinda ruins the scenario.
>>214921845nigger there's already ultra endurance races that you can get real data from
>>214903506>movie startshttps://youtu.be/aJ9usrpAPao?si=BhjGo2SVJOEX4niS