Why did Theo Von tell his audience he was gonna kill himself?
What's his tasteless cash in movie gonna be called?
>>214906675gringo papi 2: you wouldn't be surprised
Because he's a cucked faggot trying to pander to leftists
this guy looks like he bangs his cousin
>>214906614What a weird topic for 4chan to gravitate towards. Doesn't seem authentic
>>214906861one of the biggest podcasters are crashing out and it's not a relevant topic on 4channel.gov/r/popculture?
I don't get this guy's deal. Everything I've ever seen of him was so unremarkable, it's like my brain can't process any thoughts about him beyond the observation that he styles himself after trailer trash. I couldn't say a single thing about his character.
>>214906614he realized the orange man he helped is in fact bad
>>214906614seems like the type to say that for some sympathy pussy too bad that type of behavior gives girls the ick
>>214906837this
he's gone gay for Palestine probably going to self immolate like the FREE PALASTI-ACK guy that everybody already forgot about
>>214906614Coa he buddied up with chuds and now realized theyre fuckin annoying to hang with
>>214906614bro was clearly off a bean fr
>>214906614>retard recovering drug addict becomes rich and famous>depressed and unhappyThis faggot deserves to kill himself.
Cool
>>214907036Unremarkable is the right word. Joe rogan isn't funny or smart either, but you can clearly see why people would want to watch his podcast, this dude is being notable to pop culture in any way is just indecipherable. Also his name makes me angry
>>214906614Fact is, he's an enemy of the DNC, an enemy of Reddit, and an enemy of the global utopia we are desperately trying to deliver to you racist, white, Nazi scum.
He's trying to be loved by everyone, this is a fast way to get hated by everyone.He made a mistake slippery sloping into politics. It seems like every 6 months he swings the other direction to compensate for rage caused by the other side. If you live your life dictated by the opinions of others, you'll end up suicidal.As for his comedy, meh. Guy just appears in my feed, I don't know if he has a dedicated fanbase...
>pretends to fight addictions and promote 12 step type programs and therapy>viagra and sports betting ad reads
he looks like a retarded swayze brother
>>214906614He was probably just coming down off a coke binge. Relax
>>214906614Who doesnt think about killing themselves at least once a month? Id love to live that life.
Is there a clip or something? What the fuck are you retards talking about?
why won't he just admit he's a fag? Tim Dillon has talked about fucking dudes in detail and he still manages to be Rush Limabaugh 2.0
>>214907345>>214907036He's only worth listening to when he interviews someone random person with an interesting job. He even fucked up interviewing the amish kid on rumspringa.
>>214906614Are you harassing him?
Life is easier when you don't care about eCelebs.
>>214906861im acquaintances with schizos who occasionally make threads on topics that interest me to subtly ridicule me
>>214906614It's one of those things shitty people do instead of taking accountability, they try to make you feel bad for pointing out they're doing something bad
>>214908876I don't keep up. What did he do?
don't ask how I know, but Hunter Schafer is booked to do his podcast, has been for some months.
>>214908917Hey Hunter, can you make like Brie Larson and stop obsessively samefagging about yourself every fucking day?
>>214906953how is he crashing out i'm out of the loop
I dont understand theo. It felt like he was on track to be who Shane Gillis is now but he just became such a weird whiny bitch. Completely obsessed about fucking palestine. His stand up has gotten worse if thats even possible. Couldnt he have bagged some gorgeous blonde with a southern accent and just do his thang? Why the fuck does he care about brown people half way across the world. My theory is that he's literally never seen any gore or death in his life and someone showed him some Gaza baby with no legs or whatever and he self imploded. Kids really need to be exposed to gore
>>214909184he's a lifelong drug addict and attention whore with no direction in his life that goes in phases.phase 1, sad, depressed, does drugs, loses career groundphase 2, healed, sober, in his own lane, makes career progresshe cycles between these two and is at heart a depressed junkie, like anyone who's tasted the good shit. dont hate him for it, but who do you wanna hear more? joey diaz talking about snorting blow and eating queluids or theo talking about how hes just strugglin a lot like, fer real lately? lol
>>214906614>Theo VonSo where on the internet is this guy "famous"? Because I've never heard of him until he crashed out the other day.
>>214907036He is funny, down to earth and relatable.That is all you need for a popular podcast.
>>214907036he's genuine in a sea of posturing phonies, while being funny on top of it all. he's the only person in the ' rogansphere' of aids that i don't hate
>>214907242>>214906837This and that. He's a hickdem that is really scared that he went too far and now he will get killed lmao
>>214909406if you think theo is genuine brother ive got 2 mil for you right now just send me your paypal
>>214907395>He's trying to be loved by everyone, this is a fast way to get hated by everyone.Correct. He's about to learn the hard way too. It'll go like this:>Start softening conservative beliefs now that trump is less popular (or just because he wants to bang a liberal chick) >Suddenly conservatives start getting mad at him>Swing back to the right>The new liberal friends he just made start getting mad at him He'll then choose to pick a side and stay there. This is how idubbz lost it all
>>214906614Trump won
>>214906614Talk to your AIPAC guy Theo
>>214906837Kek, cope harder you closeted gay
>>214909705Did he stop backing Trump? I know he was all gung-ho for him but he seemed to express genuine sadness and disgust at Israel’s killing of Palestinians and the US bankrolling it.
>>214906614>bomb>immediately divert by bringing up your "mental health"
>>214909674he's genuine, i know it because he talks about topics i and a few others have suffered through that many others have no clue about. things that don't really paint him in a positive light and are difficult to talk about. he comes to similar realizations few have reached and that some never will. he recognizes his faults and uses his podcast as a way to organize his internalized bullshit into a digestible form so he can try to overcome it. some anons in this very thread see it as some kind of malicious ploy, it's so funny, like the sympathy in their souls that is slightly stirred by him is merely a weapon to be used against them. says a lot of their own painful experiences
>>214906953Podcasts are not television or film.
>>214908596/tv/ apparently has a ritual Theo Von spammer now. He probably got bored with just making the same Rogan thread daily.
>>214909686I doubt theo will fall from grace as hard as idubbbz. 1. Idubbbz was succubused virgin 2. Radical left-wing politics (like idubbbz nu-friends have) don't have mainstream appeal I could see him going "le rational libtard" like Bill Maher tho
do women find him or bill burr more attractive?
>>214909248Neither! I used to listen to both of them but I couldn't give a fuck now. I like Harland williams and steebie weebie. Everyone else has become an annoying fag. Delia is OKAY to see a quick Instagram reel of his crowd work for like 15 seconds a week. Any more and I want him dead
>>214909843that's all pretty reasonable. When bloumpf bombed Iran Shane Gillis was pointing out this was exactly the opposite thing he ran on and people voted for. I think the jews are really overplaying their hand here and when the time to rally the troops comes the USA is going to descend into civil war 2.0 and the yurostarves are going to get steamrolled by russia.
>>214909989>I don't like the guys some people on 4chan made fun of>I like some literal who F-list actor from 30 years ago because he made fun of Sam HydeThe internet really should be destroyed. It has mindbroken so many people.
>>214906953>crashing outwhen did "crashing out" replace the word "meltdown"?
>>214909902i was a drug addict too like theo, im not saying aspects of him are not genuine, but he doesn't really care about anyone but himself.
>>214910107yeah i agree. and he himself mentions it all the time, that he doesn't mean to sound like a pity party thing but that he legit never learned how to care for others or how to give affection and it's fucked him up, for what it's worth.
>>214910107>but he doesn't really care about anyone but himselfthe only people who ever cared about anyone but themself ever were arguably adolf hitler and jesus christ. Even mother theresa and ghandi were soulless fuckers with a big media campaign sucking them off.
>>214910061Wtf are you even getting at? Theo was fun to listen to back when he ate mushrooms on Joey diaz podcast. Hes slowly become insufferable over the years. Joey diaz is fat and can barely breath and I havent listened to anything he's said in like 10 years cocksucka. F-list actor? Are you implying we should listen to a listers? Okay nigger yeah let me put Matthew mcauhgnney and fucking dax Shepard. God forbid I want to listen to goofy guys talk about nonsense or a 40 year old small Asian man react to police videos
>>214910889I'm making fun of you for implying you're a massive harlan williams fan and acting like you aren't bandwagoning a guy that you, like everybody else, assumed was doing pizza delivery until he pwnd sam hyde.
>>214910990I didn't realize the GN incident (gorilla nest) had such an effect on you, guy. Its gotta be tough to see your hero struck down in such a cruel way. Sam was helpless out there and we all saw it. Maybe you should talk about it. Thats B E T T E R help dot com codeword Harland
>>214906614why is everyone talking about this nigger all the sudden? his whole gimmick was being a 40 year old man who held onto teenage angst with drug problems. keep this shit in your podcast subs
>>214906614>There was this guy in my neighborhood and he used to have sex with me and he was fifty years to my senior and I mean shoot it don't really matter much to me different strokes different folks giggty
>>214911460Sam Hyde is a has been jew and you are a pathetic fag fooling nobody.
>>214910090ThisGay as fuck expression
>>214909843He's controlled opposition, bought and paid for.
Somebody please post webms of his crashout because I have no idea what's happening
>>214911514did he actually admit to anything like this lmao. he used to harp about being gay on drugs it was weird
>>214911766he's obviously a closeted faggot. Have you just not met very many people?
libshits can't handle a little suicide banteralso podcasts where your popularity is mainly from out of context clips on youtube kinda don't translate to stand up
>>214911766>did he actually admit to anything like this no, he is not gay or bi>>214911831this is something people say about guys when they are vulnerable or show sensitivity/weakness, or even when someone shows compassion. it stems from insecurity. theo makes gay jokes as many comedians do, but when someone seriously asks him he gives a thoughtful response that he is not gay or sexually attracted to men at all. calling someone closeted or a fag is just a classic disparaging insult
>>214912858>autistic psycho babbleHe's very clearly gay anon and it has nothing to do with him being genuine or whatever
>>214913877yeah you're right actually he's gay as a maypole
>>214906614He reminds me of joey diaz except southern and his stories are even more fake
>>214913939Hi Theo, you can come out buddy. Look at how successful tim dillon is, you'll be fine.
>>214909297His podcast is one of the bigger ones around. Hes probably a list in the comedy world right now
>>214906837>>214907242>>214909495Did you miss the part where he shilled nonstop for Trump for the last year?
>>214911766He told a story on Rogan about getting groomed by the town pervert as a kid
>>214914081>Hes probably a list in the comedy world right nowGrim.
>>214906614even someone mildly on the right now trigger TDS reddtors shits funny
>>214907296>mad at someone for recovering>mad at someone for becoming rich>just mad
>>214911698>>214910090you are old now
>>214909406I wouldn't go as far as genuine, he stays on-brand all the time by bringing down every subject and interview into his own mental health issues, which itself is very relatable to anyone who has been through similar issues but seems a bit artificial. He seems like a decent guy in comparison to others in the Roganverse though.
>>214913877>He's very clearly gayHow so? I've only listened to the garbageman episode since I drive a garbage truck myself, he didn't seem gay.
>>214910090It’s some nigger zoomer saying
>>214906614Good, hope this zigger shill ropes
I knew he was bi the moment he admitted to being a cokehead. Only gays get addicted to coke. Straight men only get coke so they can give it to women (since it makes females insanely horny.) Seriously if you want to bang women way out of your league get a coke connect.
>>214906675I love that latin americans can refer to white people as gringos and no one on the left in the U.S. has any issue with it, but you call them a spic and their heads explode.
>>214915470>Zigger Only NAFO uses that retard phrase though. NAFO the tranny and furry mental illness discord group.
