>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now
>>214909315subbed
>>214909315triggered libtard detected
>>214909315You haven't posted this bait in a while. Kinda missed it tbqh
the cap is on that bottle. wtf he's not actually critically drinking?!
his comment section is nothing but facebook type of retarded shit
>>214909315>grifterOpinion: Thrown into sewage
I look like this but I dont watch movies
>>214909315His voice sounds like he's always on the verge of tears.
You know OP you could do what he does just from the left wing perspective. That would require work and we all know how walking a dog twice a week is too much work for you.
>bro look how manly and fucking cool I am, chugging liquor from the bottle and ray bans, dont forget to check out my laughable muscles in my tight black shirt! Did I mention im fuckin cool?
which favourite tranny movie of yours did he rile the boomers up against?
which one does /tv/ prefer for a confy kino night, Jack Daniels or Johnnie Walker?
Is that muscles glasses from epic meal time
he gets a lot of stuff objectively wrong. as in, should-have-googled-it-first wrong.respect Mark Kermode because even if it's shit he doesn't care about (vidya, anime) he still does a bit of research, takes notes, and treats it seriously.
>>214909544plenty of them do it lol, but no one outside of their circle bites, so their next tactic is to try and shift public opinion against the other side.
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report eceleb threads as off topic
>>214909315we need hboomerman and contra to do an 18 video essay on this
>>214909892>an 18as in, a porno? would watch.
>grrrrr if you dont swallow down my extremely repetitive and jejune globohomo propaganda you are le low IQ right wing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!seethe
>>214909315I definitely smell shite.
>>214909315>_______ wuz wunna mah favorite franchissssesss-- but noa ets WOOK an GHEEY
>>214909315t.
>>214909357Does not make it any less accurate.
Is it me or this whole website just infested with redditors now? The leftist takes definitely aren't all ironic, I'll tell you that much.
>>214909315every time this faggot gets brought up someone should post the picture of him without sunglasses
>>214910832Not every board is /pol/, son.
>>214910345why does he sound so gay?
>guy says things that are true>badThat's like calling an accountant a grifter when points out that someone is spending more than they earn.
>>214910832round these parts, we do things for the epic lulz.so if anti-woke is mainstream, i'm becoming woke. it's THAT simple, anon.
>That’s right Drinker>That movie was woke and gay and retarded>It was so bad, I watched it three times and forced my friends to watch it too>Now we’re going to bitch about it for three hours>Whooooa $1000 superchat from DickLover who says “I hate Star Wars!”>We’re winning the culture war
>>214911095the weird shift to 'for profit' internet is what i blame the most.why the fuck are people getting paid to post shit online? that used to be a joke.
>>214911180people are retards. i think twitch was first then onlyfans now they want money for begging like a fucking fagots like that homo dsp
>>214909315Based Drinker
>>214909315Watch his movie, he’s actually very talented.
>>214911274i'm not against donations or something like Patreon (genuinely a good model) but fuck me, imagine getting paid to stream video games. or worse, expecting it.DSP got some partnership and that was a job a child would invent. if anything, you'd be the one paying for video hosting. why isn't Hiroshima paying me for my 4chan content creation, zoomers?
>>214909315any fucking retard that falls for the "le jack daniels so manly whiskey hurr" bullshit isnt worth listening to. fucking dogshit whiskey tastes like actual battery acid, its a joke of a whiskey and it pisses me off thats its iconography has superceded its qualitywild turkey is the best mid tier liquor store whiskey btw, especially rare breed
>>214909315>>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!>>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”>>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.>>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”>>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.>>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”>>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?>>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now
>>214911180It’s parasocial relationships. I get it, everyone is so atomized now that it’s hard to get anyone together to just talk anymore. These guys are just tapping into nerds who used to sit around a basement table and lightheartedly shit talk the new fantasy novel or scifi movie
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>>214909315>guy with a beard on YouTube says the latest Dinsey wokeslop isn't very good>Trannies on /tv/: "REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" *stomps feet* *flails in an impotent tantrum* *pisses in diaper* *shoots-up Catholic Grade-School*I will NEVER understand this shit.
>>214909315If it's that easy, where's your 2M+ subscriber Youtube channel?
>>214910859>anybody who doesn't suck-down the wokeslop is "/pol/"
>>214909315he needs that beard to cover up his no-chin
>>214909449youtube comment section is always the most pointless dumbest shit imaginable
>>214911448The difference is that a large number of people will voluntarily watch certain people play video games over the internet. A large number of people will not care about your insipid 4chan posts.Are you unironically baffled by the concept of your service being worth whatever people are willing to pay for it? Are you really that completely unfamiliar with how basic Capitalismworks?
you forgot the videos of that guy pooping all the time. all this drunk fag videos are literally the sameI coincide with his ideas but his videos are garbage and i have no idea how he got so famous to the point he's woking doing that crap and we are working 8 to 5 like idiots
>>214911095Holy shit, imagine having to write fanfiction about people to justify your hatred of them over the soul fact that they don't like modern Star Wars.Disney Drones are such amazingly pathetic subhumans, holy shit.
>>214910970Well yeah but this is /tv/, which is full of seething trannies these days.
>>214913431forgot nick cage in his underwear screaming
>>214909547>bro, what is "playing a character"?Lmao are you one of those leftist pissants who seethes over Larry the Cable-Guy too?
>>214909449I've noticed that "Facebook" and "Facebook-tier" are words that trannies use to label anybody rightfully making fun of them on the Internet.
>>214909315Every leftist who criticizes him can only come up with these shallow "grifter" buzzword insults, but they can't refute him. You simply hate his opinions at their core, because you grew up on that leftist Kool-Aid, and the cognitive dissonance you experience mind breaks you. You over invested into a defunct ideology that preaches self hated that will never be compatible with a stable society and only exists in a vacuum of constant political strife, rioting, and endless destruction until the state disintegrates under multiculturalism and you all get frog-boiled alive from your suicide cult.
>>214909315Ok /tv/ it's time to play which fucking psuedo-intellectual video essayist is posting on our board.Is it:>Patrick Willems>Anthony Cumigura or whatever his name is>Lindsey Ellis>Quinton Reviews>Ralph the Movie Maker>Man Carrying ThingsThe correct answer is who fucking cares . If you guessed correctly Conglaturation! You're reward for guessing correctly is reading the rest of this fucking thread! Enjoy!
>>214910832>/pol/tranny election tourist shits xher diaper because xhe's not in an echo chamber
this is a ryan george board
>>214909315The funny thing is that he is, or at least was, anti-Brexit.
>>214909315So, this guy is actually a published writer of action books, and apparently, so successful that he co-wrote one with StalloneYet in his videos, he never talks about them on his channel. I actually have never heard anyone talk about them, even in places where people talk about action books.The short film he wrote, bombed, and was really pretty badly writtenSo, it has made me curious if he even is a good writer.His videos don't have any substance; he just shits on movies. You'd think a published author would have something more to say.
Critical Drinker hate thread #23748Weak
>grrr I hate chud grifters, that's why I watch every video to learn all his gay mannerisms and post him whenever I can on other websites!I think OP has a crush.
>>214917014I've watched maybe 10 Critical Stinker videos over the course of 4 years and the OP still rings true. It really is the same shit every single video
>>214909315never understood the appeal of this racist
>>214910813entirely
>>214910832Recently discovering that I share a general I thought respectable (by 4chan standards) with literal, unironic trannies made me realize maybe this time I should stop coming here for good. I did it before, and stayed two full years out, but ended up coming back due to a very boring remote job, so a lot of free time on the computer and all that. But man, this website's been fucked for quite a while now. I rarely see anything funny or interesting anymore, it's just unironic retards, ragebaiting and flaming all the time.
>>214915833like he said,redditors
LE MESSAGE IS BADIts so funny to see these clowns put out content and its usually terrible 11/10 times
>>214917110>It really is the same shit every single videoSums it up.
>>214909315why does he makes whiny faggots seethe so goddamn much? he comes off way more based than he actually is from leftard screeching
>>214909357spbp
>>214909315You should cry about Drinker and Sam Hyde more.Eventually, you might break through and cause one person to unsubscribe.
>>214915308>>Anthony CumiguraThat's Anthony Groomia the Count of Long Island
>>214909315>griftertranny buzzword, fuck you and this jewtuber cuck
>>214919033>LE MESSAGE IS BADIt is though? Do you unironically sit there and clap in the theater seat with a single tear rolling down your face after a movie tells you for the for the 15-billionth time that "White people/Men/Christians are...le BAD!!!"? Then you are either brown, or so hopelessly cucked that it's terminal. In either case, your opinion is invalid.
>>214913440>fanfiction>a post on 4chanNo wonder you dumb faggots spend hundreds of dollars to watch grown men bitch about Star Wars and Marvel. I’m tired of capeshit and Disneyslop all over the place, that includes grown men who have made an industry out of hate-consuming and constantly bitching about it. Go watch your parasocial friends bitch about the next shitty live action Disney princess remake for the tenth time and win that culture war!
>No wonder you dumb faggots spend hundreds of dollars to watch grown men bitch about Star Wars and Marvel. I’m tired of capeshit and Disneyslop all over the place, that includes grown men who have made an industry out of hate-consuming and constantly bitching about it. Go watch your parasocial friends bitch about the next shitty live action Disney princess remake for the tenth time and win that culture war!
>>214922844Nice greentext, very funny
>>214909315>Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated?No? I'm not a tranny
>>214909315So what? Of all the grifters in the ocean of slop what makes him so objectionable? He is, as you say, giving the midwit majority exactly what they want, right down to the unfunny persona. It's supply and demand.
>>214911095>We’re winning the culture warWe already did win, seethe more troon
>>214909544You can't do it from the left because all the left's buzzwords (reactionary, revisionist, problematic) are self-referential and require lots of word salad to become intelligible to anybody outside of their cult. So instead of being able to say "this is woke garbage" and everybody knowing what you mean, you instead have to say "this scene is deeply problematic because blah blah blah blah blah" and hope that your pseudo-intellectual terminology and quirky editing convinces your audience. Hence why Critical Drinker and similar critics can pump out tons of reviews while leftist video essayists can only put out a handful of bloated "reviews" a year.
>>214922719>fanfictionYes. You literally made up shit for him to say, created a donation that didn't happen with a reaction to it that didn't happen, etc.You LITERALLY wrote a fanfiction about a guy with a beard on YouTube because you're mad that he doesn't like modern Star Wars and need to justify your seething hatred over that. You are likely mentally ill and probably also severely sexually dysfunctional.>No wonder you dumb faggots spend hundreds of dollars to watch grown men bitch about Star Wars and MarvelI have literally never done that though and there's zero logical reason in this context for you to accuse me of something so absurd.You are writing fanfiction about the people who make you mad AGAIN, and this time about me and anybody who agrees with me.Something about people being allowed to criticize Star Wars and Marvel on YouTube has absolutely mind-broken you.You need to seek help. Professional help.
>>214923988>while leftist video essayists can only put out a handful of bloated "reviews" a yearPretty pathetic considering that leftist video essayists literally get bankrolled by the people behind BreadTube. Although I guess that might be changing now that USAid got cut.
>>214915308It's probably Ralph, he's said he "used to" post here and he hasn't done anything lately besides drink his liver away.
>>214922719Why are you so insipidly fucking angry over the fact that people are on the internet are saying that these movies are not good?It's almost like you're NOT as "tired" of Disney and Marvel as you claim to be. It's almost like you're just angry that people are allowed to criticize it...
>>214909315My favorite part of this pasta is it required the person that wrote it to have consumed a measurable quantity of his hacky videos
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>>214909315you're like 4 years to late retard
