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I'M LOOKING FOR
>REGULAR
>WEED
I DON'T WANT NO SHIT WITH A NAME
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Weed got way too strong man. I miss that 2010 smoke.
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>>214911575
WEED IS GETTING STRONGER
>EVERY
>TWO
>WEEKS
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>>214911575
i started smoking in like 2004, and we used to get some shit we called Redneck. had little red hairs growing out of the buds. shit FUCKED you up harder than anything i've smoked in the last 10-15 years. original Grape Ape also used to wreck you. all "old world" weed.
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i'm probably schizo but i think whoever mass grows it started doing something with it. the high you get from scoring a twenty today is dogshit when you remember how it was 15-20 years ago
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This is why i just do edibles. same dose every time.
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>>214911575
just eat edibles
>>214911610
I'm originally from NY and sour diesel is extinct. It's a shame, that stuff was great. Same thing for true OG kush, I used to buy nuggets the size of softballs.
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>>214911610
No, you're just an addict who can never feel that initial high again
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>>214911532
>this shit called deafth
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>>214911677
Someone snitched so I stopped growing :-/
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>>214911826
you're just a zoomer retard. We used to have this shit called "duckfoot" because it only had three leaves. The shit was basically covered in tar it was so sticky. Modern mass produced weed has nothing on some of the homebrewed backwoods shit people were coming up with, or even the same shit in the nigger cities 20 years ago like >>214911800
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>>214911592
It must have stopped getting any stronger, a limit for cross breeding for maximum THC.
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>>214911532
I like the way he says NIGGAS
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>>214911800
>>214911878
back in 2013-ish, i used to have a guy that grew PURE Afghani. no sub-strain/mixing bullshit. straight up Afghan seeds. that shit was SO resiny. but the resin was PURE. it was basically hash oil. i miss that shit
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>>214911800
Every major producer does East Coast Sour Diesel these days.
Get with the times gramps.
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>>214911952
it's not sour diesel, the genetics collapsed 10 years ago. You've never smoked sour diesel.
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>>214911850
fuck

i sleep
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>>214911532
Nigga I got shit to do.
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>>214911938
>but the resin was PURE. it was basically hash oil
thats how the duckfoot was. It was very leafy because it was so sticky you couldn't really trim the leaves off of it but was these thin long "buds" and it was covered in fucking tar. That shit smelled like a dead skunk from a mile away.
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>DUDE WEED LMAO

Quentin was right. mcfucking kys
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>>214912005
Seed banks are a thing and have been for decades
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>>214912100
I'm one of the anons war storying about the good ol days and I've been high like 5 times in the last 5 years
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>>214912107
>uh actually I didn't miss out on everything cool....
yes you did faggot. The internet sucks, weed sucks, the world sucks. You know this intrinsically, stop coping and deal with reality. You missed the boat. You have edibles now which is your only saving grace, enjoy them. People would have murdered for that ease of access and reliable potency 20-30 years ago.
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If you can't handle weed then you're a bitch. Simple as. No, you don't need to smoke weed. No one is asking (you) to smoke weed. So if you make the decision to smoke weed, which is a drug, don't bitch about being too much of a bitch to handle it. It's not my fault you are of such a weak mental and physical constitution where you get filtered by babby's first drug.

I don't care if you don't smoke weed or don't like it. That's perfectly fine. But if you do smoke, and you have a bitch reaction, then that makes you a bitch. There's no way around it.

I don't climb rocks because it's very difficult and I know I wouldn't like it even if I were physically capable. When it comes to climbing rocks I am a bitch. If I attempted to climb rocks and struggled then other rock climbers would be in the right for labeling me a bitch. I accept this.

You are a bitch if you can't handle weed.
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>>214911916
AIN'T NOTHIN' SMARTER THAN A DUMB NIGGA
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>>214912180
this is retarded. Modern concentrates or oldschool headies with no tolerance are/were monsters. It's way easier to deal with a normal acid trip or some shit coke than smoking a bunch of super potent weed with no tolerance. Inducing paranoia is a well known staple feature of weed.
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>>214912154
I’m probably older than you you dumb faggot. The fact remains that all these strains that “no longer exist” that you’re nostaligizing over are commercially available from a seed bank in the Netherlands where it’s been legal since the ‘80s. Suck my balls
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>>214912261
I would apologize about the shit state of the world but I have lived through three "once in a lifetime" economic collapses in 35 years and you sound like a shit colored underage retard because you are one.
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>>214912312
>wahwahwah I’m stupid
I retired in my mid 40s. Get gud, maybe stop smoking so much weed
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>>214912352
>I don't know what I'm talking about so now I'm going to lie
I don't even smoke weed and haven't since 2020. It's a well known fact that sour diesel collapsed over a decade ago. Nothing that you're reading off of your phone's AI is going to change reality.
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THAT ESE PUT DUST IN MY WEED
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>>214912244
>smoking a bunch of super potent weed with no tolerance

Why would anyone do this? Only a retard would do something like that and they deserve whatever happens to them for being so reckless and irresponsible.

>Inducing paranoia is a well known staple feature of weed.

This only happens if you have poor mental constitution i.e. a bitch. If something serious happens, like if there's an earthquake or your car breaks down, a person of weak mental constitution will have a freak out. They will panic, scream, and act like a dumbass. People will strong mental constitutions will not have such reactions. Same goes for how one reacts to babby's first drug. Such people are the ones who end up in hospitals for eating a pot brownie. Complete bitches.
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>>214912447
I'm done posting in this thread. You're clearly a stupid person and can't be helped.
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>>214912464
Good riddance.
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>>214912244
I think normals vastly overestimate the amount of weed they need to get high and do shit like smoke an entire joint/blunt their first time.
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>>214912533
Most people understanding of how to smoke weed comes from hip hop and second hand knowledge from burnout stoners

It would be funny as hell kat williams, snoop dogg, and dave chappelle create a "how to smoke weed for dummies" comedy short.
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>>214912613
>It would be funny as hell kat williams, snoop dogg, and dave chappelle create a "how to smoke weed for dummies" comedy short.

This! By the Flying Spaghetti Monster, THIS! Take all of my Reddit gold!
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I used to smoke a lot but now I get too paranoid
How do I get that old euphoric high?
I basically try to smoke once a year and the trip is too harsh so I don't do it again for a year
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>>214912613
Yeah I agree with you. It's out of ignorance but not willful ignorance. They usually don't know better.
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>>214912613
inhale exhale nigga
you can't write a thesis on this shit
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>>214912679
trying way too hard faggot
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>>214912686
by smoking sativa dominant hybrid
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>>214912743
Does the method matter? I used to smoke blunts but they smell too much so I started using a vapman
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>>214912533
>I think normals vastly overestimate the amount of weed they need to get high and do shit like smoke an entire joint/blunt their first time.

>be me
>normie in college
>go to a party at my friend's frat
>friend convinces me to do some weed
>take 2 puffs from a vape
>pass
>couple minutes later take 2 more puffs
>spend 20 minutes talking about how much better alcohol would be if you could inhale it
>wander home
>spend 3 hours watching demoscene vids

And that was 2015 strength pot that he ground and mixed into a vape juice himself. I wonder how fucking crazy the concentrated vape carts you can buy nowadays are.
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>>214912824
Yeah my first time was with some guys I knew from high school (this was like a year after graduation), off a gravity bong, and I was gone for four hours. High high high I was up with the satellites looking down at the local mall and my mama house but nah it was cool since I wasn't alone so I didn't freak out or anything. We used a pipe beforehand but they didn't teach me how to use the carb hole properly so oh well.
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>>214912807
do you smoke cigs or vape year round? I don't particularity blunts or joints unless I'm in a circle of a few people so it can get passed around without much waste. if I'm doing it solo I don't always want to be constantly hitting it, and if I'm not actively hitting it then I'm wasting product. Sometimes I just like to sit back for a few minutes in between hits and let the high wash over me; can't really do that when an actively burning object in my hands and I really hate wasting weed.

I do enjoy the high from a good blunt wrap so personally I like to grind some of the paper in my grinder so the blunt wrap mixes with the flower and smoke it in my pipe. I highly recommend this method if you want the high from the nicotine. if you are a regular nicotine user then this method wouldn't be as effective since your body is used to the nicotine high. for someone like me who doesn't regularly use nicotine the euphoria from the nicotine pairs extremely well with good weed.

yes, method matters because you know exactly what your body enjoys more. so do the method that you enjoy more.
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>>214912125
Chad genetics
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>>214913015
getting a nicotine high sounds like some 6th grade shit bro
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>>214913137
since I'm not a nicotine addict I guess I can enjoy the nicotine high much differently than an addict would. you sound like a smoker and thus probably don't even enjoy the cig or vape you're hitting. you probably don't even get a rush from it anymore. to you it's probably just a compulsive habit you feel compelled to satiate.

since I'm not a smoker and only use nicotine once in a great while via blunt wraps I can enjoy the rush nicotine has to offer with no tolerance built up. a good nicotine buzz is quite pleasant under the right circumstances, and it pairs very nicely with strong weed.
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Kat gets it, all that terpenes and sativa/indica shit is all in your fuckin head. Weed is weed, some is just more potent than others.
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TACO BELL
SELLING CHICKEN
AND NOT JUST CHICKEN BUT GHOST CHICKEN
...NIGGAS DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
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>>214911677
Lots of fake weed passed of as real. That delta and tcha bullshit. Looks real sort of but has no strong smell like good stuff. Prob fooling tons of noobs tho
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>>214911575
I just want to smoke that shit they had in the 60's and 70's. I don't want a battling demons from the apocalypse type high
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what are some good tv shows to watch while high off your ass
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>live within 5 minutes of a dispensary
>I feel like having some weed
>go to website
>place order
>go to dispensary
>give cash
>receive weed
>"hey want a free vape"
>I mean sure it's free
>oh shit this is kinda nice
>dude what if I got one of these with headband, would it make my hair into broccoli lmao
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>>214912100
You missed the part where he was permabanned and didn't come back, the threat was called in by a janny using his dox when some other anon got close to Quentin's original trip and the janny sperged out and went apeshit.
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>>214914651
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
The Mighty Boosh
Wonder Showzen
PBS NewsHour
Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter
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>>214914616
>>214911575
Visit Europe. Here I can actually handle the weed, in America that shit was almost like an acid trip. Terrifying.
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>>214914651
man seeking woman
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>>214913284
a nigger in the wood pile
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>>214914392
member spice?
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>>214911532
>>214911610
>>214911938
>>214911878
Smoking weed of any kind is for loser faggots. Holy shit, grow up.
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>>214915562
Okay now go into the cancer ward at your closest hospital, say that, and see how well that work out for you.
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>>214915562
>grow up
A lot of people, old and young, are self medicating. At least they are peaceful unlike big juicers.
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>>214915562
Kill yourself /pol/tranny
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>>214915644
>>214915652
>>214915684
Jonesing for your fix are we?
For real, you come home from work, can't handing your day to day life, you take a bong off of your coffee table and after grinding some heavy nugs man take bong rips until you don't know what time it is then you repeat and you have been doing it since high school.

You think that is normal as an adult man? It's time to stop. Do something else.

You are neck and neck with vegans for annoying faggots
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>>214915755
Okay now go into the cancer ward at your closest hospital, say that, and see how well that work out for you.
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>>214915562
kek you really rustled the potheads there
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>>214915774
They don't let people with lung cancer smoke weed you dumbass. They don't let them smoke anything. Turns out breathing in burned plant matter on purpose is bad for you, who would have thought!?
>it helps me relax and it expands my mind
Nigga it's not the spice
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>>214915877
>all cancer is one type and there is only one method of getting "stoned"
newfag psychosis sure is something. at least you're being useful and bumping the thread with your random vague shitposting.
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>>214911532
Is he the funniest standup comedian of all time?
I'll give it to him.
Doesn't mean I want niggers in my country but nobody said they weren't funny.
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>>214911832
>if i smoke this, i'll die?
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>>214915877
lmao are you fifteen? No cancer patients should "smoke" it. Rick Simpson always told people to eat it.
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So you're all just talking about weed instead of Kat's delivery in this thread, huh?
I kinda feel like OP is getting more ripped the fuck off more than any OP ever has.
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I just threw out all my weed, feel like it was making me retarded
Kept forgetting basically every night because I'd get too high and wake up groggy with brain fog. Felt like my attention span and short term memory basically stopped existing
We'll see if I notice any recovery or if I'm fucked. It's so tough with the the vape pens, makes it too easy to just keep hitting and not realize how much you're actually taking
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>>214916486
3 weeks and you'll be normal.
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>>214916448
NIGGA HE AIN'T DEAD
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BITCH DO YOU KNOW WHAT CONSECUTIVELY MEANS?
IT MEANS ONE RIGHT AFTER THE MOTHER FUCKING OTHER!
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>>214915153
This unironically. Everyone used to laugh at me for saying this around 2019/2020 but I swear more people are starting to realize it.
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Reminder that weed is 23 times stronger than it was when those faggot hippies ruined the world.
But you can handle it. Don't worry, you got this.
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>>214914651
https://youtu.be/tQGz76_1feY?
Shit like this or March of the Penguins
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>>214911575
then just consume less? this nigga wants to get ripped off. I grew my own cannabis in my backyard years ago and made it into oil. Just 2 droplets gets me pretty high, I still have enough that I can be high every day for the next few years if I wanted to.
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>>214917153
>I can be high every day for the next few years if I wanted to.
Awesome goals man, keep it up.
You should smoke weed every day until you are in your 40s
Totally not a waste of time for losers that can't deal with reality
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>>214911532
Try the Purple Punch strain and you may think different.
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>>214917220
I don't think you get it
My sister is having kids. They have a liquor cabinet full of enough alcohol to get drunk for years. But the reason they do is because they don't drink anymore and people keep giving it to them. You have an excess because of low/no consumption, not from over consumption
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A TIGER
IN A ZOO
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Smoking weed should carry the death penalty.
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>>214915755
You have a comically inaccurate view of long-term smokers. For most people who've been smoking daily for years, it doesn't hit hard at all anymore. I work IT at a humanities college so I know tons of people who have been smoking daily at work for 20+ years, be it in janitorial, teaching faculty, admin, any job where a mistake doesn't cost lives. My judgement isn't the best on this since I don't smoke except at concerts but they seem exactly the same as any other person and do their job normally so I can only assume it's almost like a cigarette to them at this point. That's sadder than the caricature you are portraying imo since they are pouring money and time into an addiction that no longer alters their senses or gives them a break from the grind, it's just something they need to function.
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>>214917870
Is coffee good for you?
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>>214917220
that's why I said if I wanted to, I'm not a pothead. I take it maybe once or twice a month at most, sometimes not for months. I can't function high, it's exclusively for when I feel like being a fat fuck and eating good and watching something one night. I should however be applauded for how cost efficient I am. Some people waste like $80 a week on weed. I have a lifetime supply for practically free.
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>>214917901
I only drink it occasionally so I never really looked into it but I do see it often debated by the geniuses on /fit/ and /ck/. It's a good comparison but I still think smoking daily is more dangerous, I get a bit irritated that some of them drive after smoking up. No accidents so far but still, seems reckless and selfish.
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>>214917843
Kek you are advocating for white genocide in the USA anon, pretty much half of the 18 to 30 age group.
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>>214918012
they expect some of us in the wreckage
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>>214911575
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>>214911800
In the late 90s there was this skunky, bright green weed that was SO sticky it would adhere to the bag, your fingers, the wall.. anything. It smelled so strong you could triple bag in and still detect it. A pungent, spicy, kind of minty skunk. The buds were smooth like clay turds. It wasn't an issue of curing either, it was truly a different kind of weed. We were getting it from this one source every now and then and it was $60 for an eighth, but to this day I would pay that, and I get dank ounces for that price sometimes. We loved that shit and for over a year we had that connect one town over. We still talk about it almost 30 years later. For all of the advances they've made, the bud and hash has nothing on the really special stuff you'd get back in the day. It's all mediocre great purple 30% shit now, but it's so hybridized and shapeless. It's just one dull stone that's been going for the last decade. Or maybe I just smoke too much.
They talk about finding and starting these kinds of old seeds, but then they immediately go into what they're going to cross them with to make some hybrid. NO!! Don't fuck with it!! I don't care if it takes longer or more care or produces less; we will pay MORE for that. Do it right, faggots. Pure OG strains, just like they were in the 90s. No tomfoolery.
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>>214912100
Me on the left.
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>>214914651
Tim and Eric
Aqua Teens
Mr. Show
Off The Air

Whatever you like though. I just like trippy stuff made with stoners partly in mind.
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>>214915755
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This is what I'm smoking.
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Why is it that blacks and specifically Irish-Americans are so much funnier than everyone else?
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I don't really smoke anymore, but there was ONE TIME I had 'name' weed that deserved it, and it was white widow.
I've smoked 'name brand' strands, I've sampled some of the legal stuff, but WHITE WIDOW was rad. the dude who had it was cool too, a moustached boomer with a black ford galaxie with red interior
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>>214918669
Nice.
We've come a long way, baby.
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>>214918665
Sadness makes people want to be happy.
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>>214915562
i bet ur life depends on gas exchange in an atmosphere touch gas you fucking fag git
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>>214911532
The time of the mexican cartel trash bag for $250 is a time of the past.
Now we have domestic Willy Nelson mind altering life changing one hit kill me shit for $25 a bowl.

id rather just smoke an ordinary blunt.

I will never not want regular ordinary weed!

But it's a thing of the past.
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>>214918814
I live in weed paradise where it's plentiful and cheap and legal, and therefore all pretty strong hybrids. But I know there are little backwoods areas of the country and especially the world where dudes are growing for themselves and their friends and family, and they've been doing it the same way for decades, maybe generations. And everyone loves them for it. And there are also places where the weed grows wild, and depending on when you find it and how long it's been in the sun, you will get different kinds and different strengths of high off of it. But it will be as natural as it gets, just growing out in nature, not favored for strain or separated from the males for better budding. I think that's the high you're looking for, and I bet Mexico is the easiest place to find that. I'm considering investing in some lights and starting a grow room. I could order specifically the seeds I wanted and grow them how ever they need to be grown. I have the money and nothing but time. Of course since I smoke kind buds all day I really don't have the motivation. But I have some friends who might help me put it together for the fun of it and for a share of the harvest. A smoker turned growing hobbyist might be a good move for me. I can put my money where my mouth is and revive those great 90s skunk strains. No one is gonna call the cops. Apparently they all stopped growing that loud bomb sativa because harsher crimes led to more secrecy, but weed was always illegal. We have to bring it back.
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>>214919024
>acapulco gold
wish I could get some as good as what Mick Jagger was smoking. but at least it wasn't a few blades of grass tied together.
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for me it's
>trainwreck
>sour diesel
>grandaddy purple
>green crack
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>>214913137
Shut up retard. I genuinely hate this board.
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>>214915755
okay this sounds like projection
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This thing is gonna be a bitch to clean, but for now it's fucking great.
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How tf do autistic introverts always have a weed dealer
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>>214914392
THC-A is literally what weed has on it that turns into Delta-9 when smoked. It's literally just legal weed but a lot of it is low quality because it's mass produced weed
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>>214918814
>>214919024

having nostalgia for Mexican brick brown frown is embarrassing
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>>214919426
What autistic introverts? I don't know any stoners like that. They probably order gas station weed of the internet so they don't have to leave the house.
Of course in my legal state you can have primo weed delivered to your house. No need for a dealer. Smoking can be quite social.

But when I'm alone it's fun to get high and make A.I. situations. Makes me chuckle sensibly.
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>>214915562
>>214915755
>all of these addict faggots seething at this
kek
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>>214912613
>It would be funny as hell kat williams, snoop dogg, and dave chappelle create a "how to smoke weed for dummies" comedy short
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>>214919469
It's not brick. Those photos don't do justice. People didn't know how to focus on buds. Sensimilla was a relatively new concept. Besides, it's natural to yearn for the past. Even though I have a huge flatscreen TV in the living room and I can stream HD shows, I still like to fire up the VHS and the CRT TV down in the basement sometimes. Because it reminds me of a happier time. There's a charm to lo-fi stuff. Sometimes you just want to play the PS1.
And sometimes I just want to smoke some shitty weed that puts me to sleep after slowing time and making me see tracers when I move my head.
But personally, it's mostly placebo I think. I can smoke a small bong hit and get a little bit high. People saying the weed is too strong need to stop reefing down half a joint at a time. You can ask for the weakest weed the dispensary has too. It's like $25 an ounce and pretty stemmy and dry and shaky, but still usually listed at 20% or so. But it will get you less stoned than the $13 per gram shit. I assure you of that.
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>>214919534
Smoke weed, man.

Blaze it.
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The Demon Herb
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>>214919426
legal in half of burgerstan, and even in states that don't have delivery it's the most frictionless shopping experience possible. you can order through weedmaps or leafly or a bunch of other sites, then all you have to do is drive there, show two people your driver's license and give cash to one person. this doesn't take any social skills whatsoever.
if they can manage collecting transformers or funko pops or whatever, any autistic NEET can manage saying "hi, yeah. online order. thanks. you too." twice in exchange for drugs.
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The "devil's lettuce".
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>>214915562
ABSOLUTELY BASED
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>>214911532
I stopped smoking weed because it got way too strong for my liking. I started to see myself in 3rd person and time slowing down.
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>>214919628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB44HdBZrz8
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>>214911532
Damn you people. I'm off weed for a few years now, I also quit drinking at the same time. I never miss booze but I miss weed all the time. It's definitely the more addictive substance in my experience.
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>>214919678
I go in there stoned off my ass and can't even put a sentence together and sometimes the clerk is no better off, though I resent them for it because they're on the job and shouldn't be too high to function when all they have to do is move weed around with chopsticks and listen to their favorite rap music really fucking loud.

But yeah, you don't need to be sociable to buy weed. If I'm not baked I'll chat them up and make jokes, but sometimes I'm too high to deal with people or I can't stop giggling at stuff long enough to order, but that usually makes the staff and other customers laugh too.
Just thinking about that makes me laugh. Weed is funny.
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>>214919714
I'll have what he was smoking!!
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>>214919725
Perhaps more addictive, but thankfully FAR less destructive. I'd rather be wasted in the couch sense than in the GTA sense on the side of the road from drunk driving shit.
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>yoo weed fucked sucks these days i can't even get high maaaan
>but also i actually stopped years ago and am Mr. CEO uberchad with 12 children now so don't @ me, kid
every time lmao
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I'm stoned and I'm about to cook a tri-tip steak with shallots and butter. It will taste better because of the weed.
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I like to get some candles and incense going and turn on the new age meditation music. Maybe stare into my new infinity mirror.
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>>214919782
I've known more stoned related car accidents than drunk ones.
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>>214919879
Lame. I drive more cautiously when I'm high.
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>>214919397
pretty sweet piece brah
alcohol and coarse salt
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>>214919899
Sure but your reaction time is about as bad as a drunk driver.
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>>214919924
I also have some really expensive natural citrus concentrate cleaner that you're supposed to use and reuse but I can't bring myself to use it on anything but a pipe. How can you make the liquid all black and then use it over and over again? I guess this is the bong I'll be using it for. Maybe if I clean it all the time like one of those obsessive people it'll be easier. I don't know if I can become that guy.
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>>214919925
Yes, probably. I don't get out on the freeway or anything. Just small town 25 mph driving at slow traffic times. I got a seatbelt ticket a couple months ago and I was high. When you're always high you don't look or smell high so the cops don't know. I still get nervous when pulled over but I've never once been even asked if I'm under the influence of anything. Even after accidents. I've always comported myself very professionally.
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