Why did Anna Nicole Smith's acting career never take off?The most famous movie she was in was a Naked Gun sequel....
>>214912112nepo baby
>>214912112Because she could barely read her lines, you retarded faggot.
>>214912112Because she was talentless. But more importantly, she disgusted the general public. Being a vapid, shrill, gold digging whore wasn't applauded and lionized as it is now. She was born too late. She would have flourished in this day of OnlyFans.
>Entire claim to fame was being a stripper who seduced an elderly oil tycoon into marrying her and then taking his inheritance money from his familyThere wasn't much appeal to her other than her just being a gold digging ho
>>214912217she was famous before him I'm pretty sure.She was only with him for 1 year
never learned how to play jazz
>>214912217She failed at that too. Thankfully the U.S. Justice system was once sane and even though it initially awarded her an obscene amount of money for being a gold-digging whore, the court of appeals eventually ended up saying she gets nothing.
because her drug problem ruined everything
>>214912130This her acting talent was inversely purpotional to her tit size
>>214912112She really was born at the wrong time. She looked so good when she was fat, but was unappreciated. She's adorable in Skyscraper.
>>214912112shame this breeding cow only had 1 kid
>>214912112She found a rich old man near death. Her + her son's deaths are very tragic.
yeah sure she had big tits but she had a rockin body too
She had that awful reality show with a live in Jew manager who funneled her drugs to keep her wasted. Then her son died which killed her. The Jew tried to soak up all her money but was eventually kicked out.It was an interesting insight into how predatory Jews feed off people with a modicum of fame.
>>214912643>nothingwell that's not fair, she probably sucked his old dick at least once
>>214912285Yeah she was a model for a while, did Guess Jeans adverts, very famous
>>214912130Her parents not only weren't in the entertainment industry, but weren't notable for anything at all, so not only is she not a nepo baby (parents successful in same industry, see Steph Curry or Mia Hawke), she's not even an heiress (parents just rich as fuck for something notable, see Paris Hilton). She's just some bit titty white trash broad who married an old rich guy - a gold digger.Thirdies and zoomies have no fucking clue what nepotism means.
>>214912130>>214912693Holy fuck shit you faggots are so damn retarded zoomers, I'm not even sure you retards were alive when she died.She got her fame from being a massive, but kind of affable, gold digger who married an ancient man.
Paul Marciano really had an eye for hot babes
>>214912112god i love breasts
>>214912112This tit cow was also nearly 6ft tall. She could’ve mogged Hendricks
>>214913646I was 10 when she died and I was actually pretty sad, not just because I thought she was incredibly hot.
>>214912112Go to YouTube and watch her clips of line delivery from her movie Skyscraper. It is painful to watch and you feel bad for the director
>Jenna McCarthy >Anne Nicole Smith>Jessica Simpson>Pamala AndersonThe early 2000s was a golden age of sexy blonde retarded bimbs
>>214912112Is she the girl from naked gun who had a penis?
>>214913712Was there some weird thing when she died about the paternity of her son, with all these random guys claiming they were the father! One of them was Zsa Zsa's husband?
>>214912866Guess jeans weren' cool until she wore them. white girl with big bootie
>>214913767Yes, it was actually a really big story at the time.
>>214913767>>214913797And it two guys.If I remember my time watching E!, VH1, Entertainment Tonight, and Extra, the consensus was one of the guys did genuinely love the kid and the other was just in it for the money.
bros...she's taller than me
>>214913646she was blonde so her talents would have been wasted even worse than hendricks was. this timeline is too gay to appreciate real beauty
>>214912112Her boobs were too small.
>>214912112I dont remember anything she was in. All I remember is the Mad Tv sketches they used to do about her being fucked up lol
>>214913785I just remember everyone making fun of her which I didn't understand. Even some of my cousins and uncles who were absolute horndogs looked down on her and called her fat. I thought she was hot as fuck and I was 16 when she died.
>>2149138712000s media was fucking brutal against women who put on weight.She did get pretty fat, but the media pulled no punches on her. Same with Jessica Simpson.
>>214913831That's kinda sad. Hopefully the kid ended up with the loving one.
no mentions of the weird jew always around her
>>214912112Because she was an 80 IQ whore.
>>214912643She must have been devastated to taking an old wrinkled cock for no monetary take backs..
>>214912112Who is the zoomer/millennial (same thing) equivalent of this gal?
>>214913931Have you considered that maybe she was really in love with her husband!
>>214912112>good at sucking>bad at actingmany such cases. emma watson comes to mind.
>>214912866Fuck off you disgusting faggot.
>>214913953You should have said>Good at sucking>Sucked at acting
>>214912185>She was born too late>early
>>214914001
>>214913989>liking a hot chubby woman>faggotUh-huh
>>214913933The trash reality TV show/Perez Hitlon/E!/VH1 era is a time so long gone.There isn't a modern equal because media is o decentralized now. These shows used to get like 5 million plus weekly, it was watercooler talk that everyone sat to watch. People thought hollywood magazines and watched shit like Extra and ET to stay to date as to what these people were doing.You can't do that after 2012.
>>214912112Cause she was autistic and couldn't even act normal off-camera.
>>214914071white people can't do it, black people have their own crazy gossip celebrities who are famous and scandalized for things white people cannot discern.
>>214912112Because she was fucking stupid and couldn't act. Are you an idiot?>>214912130No, she did not have famous or powerful parents. She came from nothing and showed her tits in Playboy. You fucking retards on this board with your constant false cries of "nepotism". What's next? She's a JEW?Fucking schizo incels. lol
>>214912185She'd have 40,000,000 mutt/brownoid followers and would've made more money than any amount of playboy shoots and movie roles could've given her. It really must be enraging for all these old roasties that are still around watching gen zoomer and asperger whores make millions from their bedrooms.
ah, the era of blonde bimbos with huge tits. before the dark times... before obama...
>>214914071fuck man maybe the internet should just be killed. Shared culture was kino even when it was retarded
>>214912866>She looked so good when she was fatShe looked like legitimate trailer trash when she got fat.>>214914060No, Jessica Simpson was chubby, Anne Nicole Smith looked terrible.>>214914113For the black community, trashy reality TV never died, The Real Housewives and Basketball Wives and the like keeps it going.
>>214914001fuck, that's good. i feel bad for missing that one. i've been shitposting long enough to be able to make that connection
>>214912185>she disgusted the general public. Being a vapid, shrill, gold digging whoreeven though she was that i still liked her as did many other people
>>214913712She mogged Pam AndersonPam Anderson was too plastic
>>214913461This. Thank you.I can't even figure out through context what they THINK it means. It's just some sort of "they don't deserve success" insult or something.
2000s media was fucking brutal, despite her tits being gigantic, this picture was enough for people to consider Jessica Simpson a fat cow.
>>214913678What the fuck is wrong with you? why would you have grieved some stupid bimbo from gossip newspapers when you were 10?
>>214914154>Jessica Simpson was chubbyan architect's delight
>>214913871lol"Mama's gotta diddle now"That shit was fucked up.
>>214913901And she responded by losing the weight. I remember her comeback."Trimspa, baby."
>>214912112the only thing I even remember about her is that she was fucking so many different men at the same time that she didn't know who the father of her daughter was, and a bunch of dudes all came forward trying to claim it was them because they thought it would give them claim to Smith's late billionaire husband's estate.
>>214913911Not everyone here is as ignorant and schizo and jew-obsessed as you are. Does that come as a surprise?Fatherless incel bigot.
>>214913931>take backsWhat's that? To take something *back* it had to be yours in the first place.
>>214914278Because she was really hot and kind of lovable.And I wasn't in mourning, I was just kind of sad.
>>214914135Yes, Obama demanded Hollywood use fewer and smaller and more-covered with clothing tits. Most of us have forgotten about how everything was sexually woke around '08. Retard.
>>214914246She ruined her career by acting. Her little sister ruined her career by lip singing.
>>214914330You thought she was "hot" when you were ten. I can't imagine how dumb your parents were and how much you were raised by the television. Good lord.
something about the wonky way she opens her mouth/lips really does it for me
She was actually in The Hudsucker Proxy, a bona fide art picture by the Coens.
>>214914318we can smell the matzah emanating from this post.
>>214912112she got a razzie for Naked Gun 3.I think she deserved an oscar though.
>>214914114Yeesh, getting so worked up by a post. Go sit down before you have another heart attack, gramps.
>tfw Sydney Sweeney is the ANS of the 2020's
>>214914401>You thought she was "hot" when you were ten.Yes? I watched this shitty show at 9 because Pamela Anderson was hot.
>>214912112>>214914495wtf i thought these were the same people up until NOW
>>214914305and its impossible to tell if she's fucked out of her mind on drugs or just actually a retard or both
>>2149136466 feet huge boobs God damn shame she’s not right in the head
>>214914576Seriously? How old are you?
>>214914116>HELLO SAAR. PLZ OPEN BOB AND VAGENE.
>>214913952
>>214914318Antisemitism is no longer a bipartisan issue. Grow up monkey boy.
>>21491473123, i meant look at them, big boobs blonde weird looking giant. i thought they had different stage names or something
>>214912112Too busy getting fat and sucking dicks for a living
>>214914382YWNBAW
>>214912112No boobs for her face
>>214914382Yeah, it was just a coincidence, right?
>>214915011Holy shit you must be Indian to be this retarded
>>214913278To be fair, the guy was worth a billion dollars and as his heir I'd have probably tossed her $5 million as payment for blowing my geriatric dad and told her to go fuck herself.
>>2149130052I think her first born son died. I wonder what the daughter is up to now.
>>214912112Because she did shit like "Skyscraper"
>>214915011>weird looking giant.pamela anderson is only 5'6. you really must be tiny and brown if you think that's "giant"
>>214914154Are we supposed to be unattracted by a woman if she's trailer trash? Jamie Presley played a couple hot ones.
>>214914114>Fucking schizo incelsCrazy projection
>>214914114>What's next? She's a JEW?Anna Nicole (((Smith)))
>>214915267do you know who is Sophie Germain and Grigori Perelman? you must be retarded
>>214914114You're a potty mouthed brownoid.
>>214912112She was never a good actor. Naked Gun is the only one she give a passable performance in.
I felt weird about being attracted to her cause she reminds me of my aunt.
>>214914135I'm retarded. Who is this?
For me it's Anna Nicole Smith in Exposed (1998), bathtub scene
>>214912185>a vapid, shrill, gold digging whoreis president of the United States
>>214916533Pandora peaks
>>214914282damn
>>214916700Non sequitur. God be an insufferable political joykill somewhere else.
>>214912112She was too preoccupied with her grandpa fetish.
damn she was fuckin pretty thothey don't make em like that anymore
>>214912112The best thing she did was that lesbian bathtub scene with the French maid
>>214912112>Why did Anna Nicole Smith's acting career never take off?dont think she took it seriously. she seemed like an airhead. plus her look was too over the top. close to 6 feet tall without heels and oversized boobs and a naturally large frame. not many roles for a woman like that. she is taller than most men. during the 90s you had little guys like billy crystal, tom hanks and tom cruise as leading men. she would have towered over them
>>214912112The marriage and legal problems that followed the death of her husband probably contributed
>>214912112imagine dying because you have an infected zit on your butt from a beta carotene injection
>>214916973christ, what a picture
>>214912112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjUeFpmsq18
>>214913461>>214913561>>214914114Seething retards.
>>214914154Would
>>214916973Why is everybody so upset about this? She wanted money, he wanted to squeeze some giant titties before he died. Nobody was hurt here
>>214913848>she was blondelol no she wasn't.
>>214918842She didn't get any money, anyway.
>>214912112Did she have fake ones?
>>214912112just because you have big tits doesn't mean you deserve movie roles. this isn't porn industry.
>>214917244checked and correct.She was one of the hottest women ever.
>>214913931she was, she teamed up with the guys son to sue the estate over it and lost again.
>>214912130She was a no talent stripper from Texas. Got into playboy and rode that fame for years. Made a few B movies then married a geriatric and died. Show me where she was a nepo.
>>214912112>Why did Anna Nicole Smith's acting career never take off?Obviously because of those massive mammellons of hers, cmon, just look at those thangs.
>>214916881Learn to laugh fag, you'll live longer to seethe.
her PB Centerfold is a picture of beauty
>>214912112because she was a braindead drunk pillhead and a fat retarded bitch.
>>214919300Her body was nepo
>>214919074YeahAll the big sex symbols like Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra did. Implants were all over the place in the 90s. And I'm not one of those doofuses who thinks Hendricks' or Johannsen's are fake, implants were actually en vogue back then and these broads were pretty open about them.
>>214917244What a waste, in a better time without jewish degeneracy, she would have had lots of chad children and happily married.
>>214919842Yeah 90s and early 2000s was insane for fake boobs, it porn brained a lot of boys and men. Fake boobs are nasty as fuck and toxic to women.
>>214912112She got really, really fat in record time.
Serious lack of images in this thread
>>214914576The funniest thing about this misunderstanding is that in 2005 they had a catfight over who was "healthier" bustier, obviously in the bathroom of a party. I honestly can't picture Pamela getting on top of that situation, Anna probably mopped the floor with her. You confounded two rivals as the same person, zoomer anon.
>>214919124>She was one of the hottest women ever.she is everything women like sweeney and zendaya wish they could be
>>214912112Breasts BoobsTata'sTittiesBazongasMelonsJugsFun bagsKnockers
Wasn't jewish
>>214921013you forgot mammals
>>214920731Trailer park with a 6 inch and 40 pound advantage. Anna would’ve murdered Pamela unless she was blasted out of her mind on something
>>214918790Seething? About what? What do you think seething means?
>>214919526>Learn to laughTransvestites are a crime against humanity lol. Funny joke, aye
>>214913767Paternity of her daughter, not son
>>214914154holy based
>>214913767her son is the father of her daughter
>>214912112while hot, she couldn't act
>>214912112people thought she was actually a man after watching the third Naked Gun movie
>nobody remembers her mkultra mental breakdown clip
>>214919853>I likes me a real woman with some saggers
>>214924663Post it then, bitch cunt
>>214916973>he didnt even last a year after thisDamn, gold diggers dream>>214918842its a mockery of marriage and human relationships
Wasn't there a blind item about Trump being infatuated with her so much he was willing to fund her own movie if she went out with him and she turned him down?
>>214913646>>214914638if I wasn't such a fag I would love to be with a 6ft or taller big tit, big shoulders woman.>t.5'7
>>214918842>le hustle goodfuck off rabbi
>>214925715>its a mockery of marriage and human relationshipsmarriage is a mockey of human sexuality
>>214913646Hendricks has natural boobs though. This gal was all fake
>>214925715bro, a dude like that, on viagra banging this woman? no fucking wonder he lasted only a year.
>>214913005She looks like her mother.
>>214919707>protagonia
>>214916700Haha zing! Keep em coming, Stephen!
I knew a girl in high school that was named Anna Nicole Schmidt. Unfortunately, she looked nothing like the late Anna Smith.
>>214916700>t.
>>214916700>they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>214918842Imagine you have a loving relationship with your father. Now imagine in his twilight years when his faculties are waning some insane coked out bimbo takes advantage of him to steal the family fortune at the 11th hour so she can get fat and snort dope.
>>214912112
>>214927319it's clearly a kielbasa
>>214912112>those things were listed as being DDsBullshit
Shame she only did comedies and no nudes out there
>>214913712I now realize why I have a thing for airheaded bimbos
>>214913561Yeah no shit. Her on screen acting was still fucking awful.
>>214912112It took off as much as it could for someone with absolutely no talent.
ctrl+f butterface
>>214914471>>214927319pls somebody change it with ai into 2025 type reaction, you know what kind of reaction after he opens his mouth
>>214920941She could’ve been more traditionally beautiful if she had more class and avoided the scalpel. Sweeney is naturally beautiful and also based so it isn’t a close competition in my mind.
>>214919300Hey, she also got massive breast implants. One of the first hollywood actresses to do so.
>>214912112That broad was dumb and I mean really fucking dumb, plus she didn't need to act - she got bought by an oil tycoon as a trophy wife. I still felt bad for her - she really died hard.
>>214913646Her height was listed as 5'11" inches in her autopsy. She was only 39 years old. Drugs made her seem a lot older. But that also means she was a lot younger in her early films. Yes, she was considerably taller and larger framed than Christina Hendricks. But Christina's breasts are natural and Anna's were not.
Mfs say they don't like single moms when the easiest way for a woman to have big tits/ass/thights is to birth children.
>>214928564Yeah, your kids, not some other dudes kids.
Anna would be 58 years old now.If she was alive and healthy, she'd probably have had a renaissance of popularity with the drag and camp audiences. She'd probably do a lot of guest roles in comedy films and roasts. Maybe do a stupid buddy comedy with Pamela Anderson.
>>214914394No, I didn't sugar pie!
She was born the same year as Nicole Kidman.Nicole is working harder in showbiz than ever.
>>214919844I fucking can't with you virgins. No matter the era she would be swarmed by chads trying to get it on with her. Jews didn't invent normal sexual competition. People cheated before "jews" were invented. t. a chad
>>214928572>i wish to fuck just one woman for my entire lifeOkay fag.
Because she was a terrible actress even for 80s standards
>>214914401>being this triggeredAnon...you are posting on 4chan, you ain't got a case.
>>214918346I'll see you and raisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCt46ZefkgA
>>214928249>She could’ve been more traditionally beautifulnah, anna was hella fine. she oozed sexuality. when you saw her all you thought about was sex>Sweeney is naturally beautifullol no
We could bring her back via A.I.
>>214929046>80sShe was a 90s actress.
Loved that video of hers with the hot maid
>>214924850NTA but this unironically
>>214929233>couldalready can
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance and style inspiration?
i think because she died
>>214929288well, let's see some results
>>214929224>when you saw her all you could smell was sex
>>214912643shameshe was his lawfully wedded widow
>>214912643How were they able to just override his will? How is that legal?
>>214928526>nearly 6 feet tall>height listed as 5'11"checks out
>>214929314starting to look beefysmart to keep the bangs, keeps the 5 head under control
>>214929410The legal term is “undue influence” and it is grounds for invalidating a will.
>>214929448Was he demented? Otherwise i don't get it how he didn't do it out of his own sane will.
>>214929469Old people can easily become dependent on their caretakers (oftentimes a spouse) and the caretakers can take advantage of that. >Put me into your will or I will forget to change your catheter. It happens all the time. Even when the elder isn’t mentally compromised, they can still be manipulated / taken advantage of.
>>214929530Was there any proof of this? I dunno man, i know it was wrong but it's not right to not respect someone's will just because he is old.
>>214929573The court of appeal must have thought so. I don’t know the details of the case.
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>>214912112Before ANS died, she did a segment on G4 awards where she cosplayed as video game characters. I beat my meat furiously to that.
>>214931161is that findable?we could all froth our smegma in unison to celebrate the anniversay
>>214913901Yeah, growing up in the 90s and 00s, you kinda realize how brutal women were treated and it makes sense why feminism took hold. They were relentless with any actress that put on weight. Guys would pretend that girls were too fat for them. On the other hand, being an ArchitectCHAD it was a great time to fuck chubby girls, but dating them was out of the question.>be me >in high school >good looking and scene >super cute girl with big tits and just slightly chubby with a big ass. (Normal by today’s standards)>has a huge crush on me and we hang out a couple times, and go on a date >we kiss, make out and fuck >her curvy body on top made me bust and cover her with baby batter >on top of that she was cool, we got along and I felt a connection with her >a couple of my friends call me a chubby chaser and I stop talking to her Honestly, I fucked up bad. I have only myself to blame, but I didn’t want the stigma (even though I regularly fucked the chubsters in secret)
>>214914071I remember when Perez Hilton would go on Adam Carolla radio show and gossip. I really loved “The Soup” and its strange how that show was endlessly ripped off by Tosh.0 and Rob Birddicks
>>214931720Lmao my friends accused me of being a chubby chaser too and I just insisted I liked huge tits. Which wasn't an untrue statement, I bagged a chubby girl with massive J cups.
>>214931720how she is today?
>>214931893Tits are bigger, she’s married with 4 kids. She looks pretty good still. Also very Christian now.
>>214912112pure sexo
>>214912112Naked Gun 3 is the best Naked Gun movie.
>>214931720This was a genuine thing, look at beauty standards in 1970-1999 it was like everyone basically dreamed of being one of those characters from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. For whatever weird reason men and women both agreed big asses were gross and disgusting. Then the Rap Music came. I Like Big Butts. Then Kim Kardashian bridged the gap between black and white people forever.
>>214912112would suck on those tits
>>214932232It's so much funnier and chaotic than 2, I have no idea why people say it's by far the weakest.
>>214932420It is even better than the first. The Baseball game final act in the first just doesnt do it to me as much as the Parody of the OSCARS in the third one.
>>214931720Reminds me of the decent girl that was being roasted at that uglyjews radio show
>>214932272>Then the Rap Music came. I Like Big Buttsthat started in the late 70s and baby got back is from 1992. you are blaming rap when if you go back and look at black women from the 90s you would see they didnt even have exceptionally large butts
>>214932272>I Like Big Butts. Then Kim Kardashian bridged the gapKim was always seen as absurd sized dumper but yes it made thiccs acceptable
>>214924985https://youtu.be/q2P5sRcPF9YIIRC it was explained somewhere that this is her 'baby' alternate personality. Pretty grim clip regardless, RIP. Hollywood will use you abuse you and throw you out like trash.
>>214927427Yeah at least e-h cup
>>214932272>>214932500Not sure how you can argue that someone like Kim didn't just worsen it. Not only do you have to be skinny but you also have to have copious amounts of plastic surgery which a large number of guys don't even find attractive.
>>214924281I don't get it. How is that possible?
>>214927427DDs or DDDs were the biggest a girl could reliably say she was without being called fat.I still remember a picture floating around back in the day on funnyjunk.com labeling cup letters as adjectives and F cup was listed as freaky with an obese black woman attached to it.
>>214912112Aren't they fake and hard looking?
Joe Rogan has a now ancient bit about her and her old husband where he's horny and in the hospital and wants to see her but it's past visiting hours https://youtu.be/uagDLbn4t6Y?si=otWjwZRdfba4joY6He used to be funny
