Start doing THIS
tanker man
>no ai dancingdo u even like us op?
Who was in the wrong here?
The remake was better in every way except for the old man. I guess the twist is predicated on knowing the original story but its still better. Both endings are super fucking depressing.
>>214913760baby for jaywalking
>>214913799good morning saaaar
I still don’t understand why people brought back from the dead would necessarily have to come back as evil stupid little shitsWas the moral of the story>dude when a person is dead they’re just fucking dead just accept it and move on here watch this movie about how bringing people back from the dead would make them evil for some reason
>>214913860because they are demons dummy.
i love the out of tune spooky piano music that plays at the end
>>214913860This is advanced autism. I was going to explain it to you but honestly you're legitimately the retarded kind of actually autistic person and ifs more funny you're just confused and agree all of your life because you're retarded and annoying.
>>214913720this film terrified me as a childsolely due to the flashback scene with the bedridden woman same with the sickly priest in Poltergeist, for the same reasons in fact, i vividly remember my mom having to come in and console me as a child when those old grotesque ads of starving african children came onsomething about gaunt, sickly humans terrified me more than literally anything as a childvery strange
>>214913860humans minus the soul are zombies, nothing more those that were risen are no longer of God, and thus lack a soul, that's why
>>214913971Oh yeah other than the old man the new movie didnt have the Timmy Baterman story. Otherwise I thought the remake was way better. A lot spookier in general
>>214913971same she reminded me of my older sister for some reason it was scary but also sad.
>>214913860Indian curse for stealing their land and putting a 7/11 on it with street shitter Indians.
>>214913860The ground went sour, retard.
>>214913971Bro I'm at work in the psych ward, they're watching Next Friday then ads for Saint Jude Hospital comes on with kids dying from cancer, everything is a Psy Op. Anyway your post resonated with me.I think the house being run down and old and there's some kind of scene where the house is abandoned like in the future? Am I recalling that properly? Did the house change?
>>214914171unsure of what house you're referring to, sorryi still see some of the ads with sick kids, but the ones i'm talking about were from the late 80's and they were extremely shocking and brutally grotesque back then they tried to shock you into donating i guess
>I DON'T WANT TO BE BURY>IN A PET, SEMENTERYMan, I love The Ramones
>>214914229Yup Sally StruthersI'm almost 40 I remember them too For just 50 cents a day you can sponsor a child in need
>>214914237https://youtu.be/aUQR7s58v_o?si=bjbRN29wpLG9yYxMThread theme
>>214914107>>214914109I thought that the cemetery’s spell predated European arrival. Why would European colonialism have any effect on a culture capable of bringing back from the dead, anyway?
>>214914288i would cover my eyes in bed and scream for my mom lolsuch a cruel thing, but i was very young and didnt know any better
>>214914365The Micmac stopped using the burial ground before the settlers came. They specifically told the settlers NOT to fucking bury people there because of the whole evil corpses thing.
>>214914365Oh you're right, it predated the Indians too didn't it, they were just the first to learn and pass on that the ground was bad? >>214914483Yeah I wonder who else the ground fucked up before them Shit now that I'm thinking about it who came before the Indians just different Indians? Then before that? Where'd they come from? Is that land bridge shit real?
>>214913752lol thatd be hilarious
>>214913752>>214914577
>>214913860the snatchsquatch made them evil cause he owns Pet Sementary
>>214913720I need AI to show the impact.
>>214913860So you see the thing is that it was a PET sematary and not a CHILD sematary so the little boy who got squashed by the truck comes back as a cat and as everyone knows cats are just hellish demonic entities wearing fursuits
>>214915083look at him go
>>214915418You should watch the original Toxic Avenger
>>214913971yeah all the scary parts had nothing to do with the actual pet sematary
>>214913720>>214915083I like in movies when trucks just honks continuously when a person is on the road or an oncoming car goes into the other lane and just keep on driving instead of stepping on the brakes.
>>214913720OPTIMUS NO!
>>214913760The parents for letting their kid near the road. But even if we can't reasonably blame the driver for not expecting a fucking toddler on the highway, he should still keep his eyes on the road especially in a part like that through a wooded area. That's a big ass bend in front of him and he didn't look up once? Retarded.
>>214915083wtf how did he do that hes a baby
>>214915828He was bury in the dance sematary
>>214913860It was cursed by a wendigo. The local tribes scattered after they saw some fucked up shit. Probably demonic.
>>214915754yeah it makes sense when trains do it because they literally won't be able to stop in time but it doesn't work at all to just swap it out for a semi
>>214913720What the hell did the driver have in his truck that would have prevented him from braking anyway? I honestly don’t ever see a problem from braking as I’m barely ever speeding to the extent that the inertia has any effect on me or any of my belongings and have no problem braking for random-ass weirdos jaywalking and taking their time in front of me just to be dicks while I fuck around with my GPS or radio or phone or whatever.
>>214915923The most hilarious part is that he hit the brakes at all once he got within like 200 feet. There was literally no point. Even if he swerved, he'd just roll over and squish the kid.
>>214915923Wasn't the problem that he dropped something he was eating or drinking in the truck cabin and didn't pay attention to the road until it was too late plus speeding.
>>214915923>What the hell did the driver have in his truck that would have prevented him from braking anyway?It's about the principle of the thing. He had the right of way.
>>214913720Why the fuck is he going 120mph on that shitty country one lane road?
>>214915989no that's Resident Evil 2
>>214916104He's late for his first day of school. In the director's cut you see that he's driving with toast in his mouth.
>>214916051Utterly wholesome
>>214913720>>214915083>>214916051
>>214916051I hope they were fired for an inappropriate use of city equipment, giving dirt away for free, negligent use of heavy machinery and failing to make vroom vroom noises when handing it back
>>214916051ai slop
>>214916266buddy, I got this webm a long time ago. Not every low res video is ai slop though it is conducive to making them.
I don't understand the people saying this movie wasn't scary. The idea of a dead person coming back and not being themselves, and it being ambiguous what the fuck they are then, was terrifying to me as a kid. It is clearly NOT the person, or just a brain damaged zombie version of them, as proved by Tasha Yar talking. That shit is a fucking demon or evil ghost possessing them or something.
>>214915923Keep your foot hard on the pedalSon, never mind them brakesLet it all hang out 'cause we've got a run to makeThe boys are thirsty in AtlantaAnd there's beer in TexarkanaAnd we'll bring it back no matter what it takes
>>214913860they can't come back, most after seeing the light don't wanna come back anymore, people that had near dead experience reportedly didn't want to come back
>>214913860smarter people should pay less taxes
infants being injured in film = instant kino
>>214915083Smooth moves
>>214916740Based
>>214916801once the veil is lifted it is immensely preferable to return to the source rather than remain in the construct
>>214916051that red circle really helped
>>214915754I’ve seen this gif for decades, always assumed it was Shawn Michaels, is it?
>>214913720Where are his parents?!?!
How did he overpower judd I would've just kicked it
>>214913720Aim for the white kid. SPLAT.
You gotta get those straight White men when they're young
>>214913860>the moral of the storyThat sometimes dead is better. The story is about processing grief, something largely removed from the film which is kinda funny since that's what King still has a stroke about in The Shining.
Wasn't the trucking company related to IT in some way
>>214913760The wife for not paying attention to a toddler in an open area The husband that spent his days drinking with the boomer neighbor instead of putting up a fenceThe boomer neighbor for enabling the retarded yuppie couple instead of running them out of the neighborhoodWhoever built the house for putting it too close to the roadThe town for allowing truck traffic in such a shitty roadKing for writing this drivel
>>214917211Nice, hit a coloniser
>>214916051So you're just allowed to steal city dirt? WHERE'S MY DIRT?? That little cunt should be prosecuted along with his whore Mom (felony association) and the workers should be fired. That's my fucking dirt
>>214913720now, what did I think of this?
>>214913860It was a retarded movie. Forget about it and move on.
>>214915477kek
>>214917111They're driving the truck
>>214918654awww, that's so cute
>>214918654
>>214918654Which AI did you use to make this?
>>214917102Yeah from Baywatch
>>214917055I'm confused. Is the kid projecting a holographic red circle around himself? how? and why does it suddenly vanish? naturally occuring phenomena? aliens? why is no one in the footage reacting to this? why are they all fascinated by some dirt?this webm fills me with questions but gives me no answersthis is NOT ok
>>214913860I don't think they come back evil as some kind of consequence of the notion of being brought back to life but rather because white people are trying to use indian magic or some shit.And also so that the plot is about the consequences of playing god, otherwise there'd quickly be a global war to secure the immortality fields.
>>214918654Can't stop the choner
>>214918745just Hailou>>214918803Choner very stong. Best truck
>>214913760The boomerfuck parents for buying a house directly adjacent to a heavily used trucking route, not building a fence despite having one near miss, and then letting their toddler play basically unsupervised in the front yard despite knowing the danger.
>>214918875>haha that's cute. kinda like that other video that was pos-
>>214918875Like an overripe watermelon
>>214918981yes?
>>214918792They flat out do not come back at all. It's just the Wendigo demon puppeting their body. They left it out of the movie but in the book it loves to torment people by making their loved ones say all kinds of horrible stuff. Gage taunts Jud by telling him about how his wife liked getting fucked up the ass by his friends. It has a grudge against him because he was one of the townspeople who tried to get rid of its last host, that dead soldier guy.
>>214913791Filtered.
>>214919014I used to live in a watermelon farm and what we would do is cut a hole in the watermelon and mash up the insides with an iron rod, add bottle of vodka and put ice cubes into it. Then you can add a tap to the bottom of the watermelon and drink
>>214919118Can you fuck it?
>>214916051I love this.
>>214916835Kung Pow? God I need to watch that again. I remember the baby noises as he rolls. Classic!
>>214919149Not anymore, court order
>>214919149you probably could just take some of the skin off around it so you've got a quivering white hole with a red vagina
>>214919042
>>214916051Unironically cute. But I'm sure I'll see something else on /tv/ to ruin my mood soon.
>>214919149Don't say you wouldn't
>>214913860>I still don’t understand why people brought back from the dead would necessarily have to come back as evil stupid little shitsha, check out The 6th Day, it's a dumb Arnold-flick from the 2000s but it kinda answers your questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_vOeOJTT2Iimagine your brain processing you getting hit by a truck (or getting stabbed in the eye) everyone now and then, it would make you grumpy, maybe even mad at those who returned you to life?
>>214919467just smoke some weed dead dude
>>214913971I watched Pet Sematary when I was 10. While you're right about the Zelda being the scariest part, there's some others scene that are almost as scary:>the one where Pascow lying on the hospital bed with his cracked skull>Gage slicing Juds heel wasn't the prettiest either>when Rachel arrives and enters Juds house, the creepy interior and the eerie feeling of it>jump scare hanging Rachel falling from the atticmaybe it's my nostalgia but to me Pet Sematary 1989 is quite underrated from a scaryness-perspective
>>214915754Trucks that size and carrying a load can't stop the way a normal car can. That's why they keep honking
>>214919749>Trucks that size and carrying a load can't stop the way a normal car can.they sure canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n44L-SOI1I8
>>214919912>here's this one exception. btw it's a smaller truck carrying a lighter loadRetard
I love it how Lynch has the kid get run over in Twin PeaksIt's hilarious and bizarre
Sumtimes dead is betuh
>>214919991How do I get paid to shill Lynch all day in every thread like you do?
>>214920004I apply this thought process to dead IPs, or IPs that should die.
