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Imagine people decided that they want to get in touch with the inhabitants of North Sentinel Island, and in the process of that, they'll build a giant screen on the cost and show them 1 movie.

And you get to pick that movie. What is it?
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24 hours of WMBF scat porn.
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>>214914974
Michael Jackson's Live at Bucharest (Dangerous Tour)
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>>214915038
Incredibly based pick.
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Easy.
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>>214914974
2001 space odyssey or tron or some other whacky highly visual sci fi flick
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>>214914974
Joker
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Apocalypto should be right up their alley.
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a collection of old cartoons that rely on slapstick/visual humour more than language.
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Empire (1965)
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Legit answer.
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The gods must be crazy.
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how the fuck do they even survive on there?
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>>214915404
there's no way you're that stupid
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>>214914974
Zulu
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>>214914974
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Lord of the rings and I tell them it’s a docudrama
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>>214915404
literal jungle bunnies
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Margin Call
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>>214915404
There’s supposedly boars on the island + they probably have a crazy-high mortality rate that keeps population in check.
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I’d love to see their take on David Lynch
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>>214914974
Hudson Hawk
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>>214916326
This is funny to me for some reason.
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>>214915404
Very carefully
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>>214914974
Don't they seem to yell "Hey over here, HELP please pick us up!" ?
Imagine they desperately want to leave the island and all encounters where accidents and misunderstandings kek
I second Earth, good choice anon
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How tf did a bunch of nibbas get stranded on an island
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>>214917177
They evolved from sea creatures long time ago
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It’s basically The Village IRL. You’re telling me an islander has never tried to leave? Or at least not successfully. We need to abduct one and watch them unravel in our inhuman dystopia like John in BNW
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>>214917177
They can't swim.
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>>214914974
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>>214914974
Cannibal Holocaust
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>>214914974
How are they not completely disabled from hundreds, if not thousands of years of inbreeding
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Planet of the Apes. It’s the one they relate to the most
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>>214914974
birth of a nation
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harry potter
do you think they would know that it's not real?
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What would happen if you took 10 of them at random at just put them in the hood?
Would they become just like blacks or be naturally inclined to more civility?
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what if you just show them koyaanisqatsi
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>>214914974
This on an endless loop.
https://youtu.be/je98UffdN18?feature=shared
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>>214914974
The Substance
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>>214915404
Most recent estimates of the Sentinelese population are somewhere under 100 people. That's small enough to get by on hunting/fishing and gathering, as long as nothing comes along and wrecks the ecosystem
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>>214918248
The jews are saving it for last. That's why we can't go there.
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>>214914974
I wouldn't. I'd let them show me a movie. And that's what no one did
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>>214915004
This is lowkey fpbp. Drop the scat, switch the races around then show them the beauty of busting inside of a white woman and they'll mellow out instantly.
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>>214914974
this would traumatize them for the rest of their lives
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Are these fellows even black? Isn’t this island in Indian waters?
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>>214918562
Negrito, surprised no one has pointed out the difference
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>>214918562
The tribes on other islands in the area are a mixture, some look more black, others look more Southeast Asian.
Why would the Sentinelise look like Indian people when they've been isolated for so long? Water doesn't spread ethnicity between places
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>>214914974
>want to get in touch with the inhabitants of North Sentinel Island

Why? They're wildly inbred, it's literally an island of actual retards.
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>>214918728
they're not african is the point
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>>214914974
Air drop them all MAGA hats so the left goes mental.
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>>214915038
Let's be honest. They probably already know MJ
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>>214918800
Not African anymore, but maybe their ancestors migrated from there and they haven't changed much.
Indigenous people in Australia also look similar to Africans while being very far away from Africa
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>>214918902
that's what I mean. aborigines are black but not, you know, black
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negrito
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>>214914974
They're ideal breeding stock for white teen girls. The ultimate future for mixed brown rural America. Blacked raw.
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>>214915404
UberEats
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>>214917759
Biggest psy op in history is inbreeding. Me and my younger brother have cum in our sister thousands of times just get her on the pill.
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>>214917759
the mutants get culled/die in infancy
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>>214919010
If you really did it thousands of times, there would still be a significant risk of a pregnancy at some point despite her being on the pill
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>>214917369

The British took two adults and 4 children in the 1800s to mainland India, the two adults died basically immediately so they dropped the 4 kids off back on the island with some presents, I guess as an apology.
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>>214917369
>It’s basically The Village IRL.
Are you 10?



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