Disney has hired you to unfuck Star Wars. You are given a blank check and complete creative control without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + shows. How do you do it?
>>214915700>How do you do it?Just stop making them.
>>214915710This.
>>214915700young grievous, young yoda, young qui-gonyou're welcome
>>214915700Fire Kennedy and Filoni
>>214915700Do the absolute bare minimum and embezzle all the funds I can. Fuck Nu-Wars.
>>214915700Baby Yeed makes an appearance in every show. And they make a new Baby Yeed trilogy.
bring back the EU
Darth Jar Jar
>>214915700I wouldn’t. I’d embezzle the money and move to Dubai or something and let the franchise die like it should’ve done thirty years ago
>>214915765Have him kill EVERYONE and cause a universal wipe of existence that restarts everything.
make it an anthology series, basically what they TRIED to do with the whole 'A Star Wars Story' thing. basic series bible so the setting is consistent and nobody steps on each other's toes. but discourage references, promote original characters.
>>214915700lol no, the only way forward for this smeared dogshit is total erasure of the sequels.
>>214915700Embezzle every dime they give me into front companies and run off with the loot (while pushing Disney that ever bit closer to bankruptcy) because there's no fucking point to this exercise without decanonizing the steaming piles of shit known as>TCW>everything Disney ever made
>>214915700Hire Rian Johnson to do whatever the fuck he wants. He can reboot the entire saga of he pleases. The film starts(no opening crawl) with baby Anakin being gunned down by Holdo as Niatoos (star wars theory) is pinned down ( 1997 Berserk style) and watches in horror. The very next scene Finn gives Padme his BBC and subsequently buckbreaks Vader (allusion to Joker Folie a Deux). This will all be official canon
Remake the first og trilogy but slightly change some things for the first 2 and change the side story up for the 3rd. Have the characters be different...but same
>>214915802I like this image. May I save it?
>>214915700I simply retcon all the new movies and make a KOTOR series based around Revan.
Unmake all the disney shows, good or bad Sequels remade with the original Lucas script/direction
>>214915838No
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + showslol yeah that's a deal breaker right thereif you really want things to get unfucked you have to start by removing all that dumb fuckery
>>214915806The Last Jedi showed women, swarthoids and asians are incompetent retards who get everyone killed making stupid decisions. While the all white traditionalist fascist First Order decimate the resistance with relative ease. In all seriousness it's very funny how Rian Johnson made the only modern Star Wars movie that depicted white men as competent.
>>214915888I tried being polite. Look we can do this the easy way or the hard way. If it's the hard way, I don't mind.
>>214915700give full control of star wars to Lucas and favreau
>>214915700I can only imagine how much garbage they've made canon in their books
>>214915935you'd better do what he says, >>214915888. he seems like a really nice guy.
>>214915956There's actually a few decent Vader comics and one OC called Dr Aphra that's alright
Just make Rey a bitter old woman who hates the force and tries to manipulate a cute young woman (played by Ayo Edebiri) with exceptional force abilities to do her bidding as she tries to kill the force.
>>214915838Go on aheadIgnore >>214915888, he's a nigger
Buddy cop / road trip movie with Padawa. Anakin and "good" Senator Palpatine. It has absolutely nothing else to do with Star Wars but they're in it. They mainly check out variations of Earth from different time periods.
>>214915700Retcon the new moviesAdapt the Kyle Katarn saga
>>214916060Thanks fren
>>214916195My pleasure.Here, have a new one.
Make a Star Wars show where the galaxy is completely dead, empty and lonely and the quest for the last living person is to go on this journey against their own thoughts haunting them where they have to find any signs of remaining life.Show a desolated Coruscant, a frozen Tatooine and so on.
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + shows.well then it becomes impossible
>>214915700>the sequel trilogy was an alternative universe/force user's vision of a possible future>make a REAL sequel trilogy and show respect to the source material
>>214916007anon, jesus...
>>214916277... with Pedro Pascal as the main lead.
>>214915700You didn’t say anything about not decanonizing the prequels or original trilogy…
>>214916320If Disney was any ounce of smart, they would have Ryan Gosling. Rake in the success of other movies.
>>214915700>what's 2 plus 2?>don't say 4!
>>214916361isn't he starring in a new sw movie?
>>214916277>Make a Star Wars show where the galaxy is completely dead, empty and lonelyi always felt sw needed more psycho kino
>>214915700what's that movie guys like, the Driver? about the guy who steps up as step dad to a lady with an illegal venezualan baby dad who gets deported or whatever? Let's do that in the star wars universe, get the actor and a munge looking kid (use that stranger things alternates list) and just like, have him be "the Starfighter" or whatever in stead of the Driver, simple as.
>>214916361They... do. Anon, read the news.
>>214916432>>214916397Oh for fucks sake.
I would make several posts on 4chan and reddit asking how to unfuck the series and take the lowest cost option.
Republic Commando movie or something focusing on clones being tacticool
>>214915700Destroy all copies of everything with Star Wars in the title. Except the holiday special, that one was funny.
>>214915700Simple. Luke Skywalker wakes up from a fitful dream months after ROTJ and dismisses the prequels, sequels and all Disney filth as a Force-induced vision of “what could have been” but wasn’t. Then the force ghost of Obiwan appears to console him and relates the story of a Jedi from centuries ago. We adapt KOTOR as a series. During season 3 or so we begin production on the Heir to the Empire film trilogy. No gays, no race swapping, no gender bending, no China pandering, no Modern day political allegory allowed. I make billions.
>>214915700The name's Jade...Mara Jade
Use Disney bucks to make a time machine, turn Katheleen Kennedy into my personal hucow cum dump and hand creative control over to Filoni way sooner.
>>214916630Bryce Dallas Howard mogs
Have Ahsoka use the world between worlds to rewrite history. She pops up and saves people during the ending of Rogue One, she pops up and saves Luke, she pops up and saves Mace, etc then have a big Infinity Wars/End Game conclusion against Abelloth/ Evil Rey. Basically what they're already doing but actually fixing the problems
>>214915700Make an alternate universe, like how Gundam does theirs. Easy way of making canon any less shit.
>>214915700I tell the story of Revan and Malak before KOTOR. It's a buddy movie where they both corrupt each other with increasing levels of power. It accelerates dramatically at the discovery of the Star Forge. We see their youngling training, their friendship, their advanced abilities and heroics, their questioning of the Jedi ways, their travels, their discoveries and their final corruption.Bastilla Shan is a minor character and really only remarkable as a Jedi in the final battle before Malak betrays Revan. During the lead up to the final battle Revan questions if he really should be on the Dark Side of the Force and doesn't like some of Malak's actions anyhow, so he's labeled as the "Good guy" in the final 3rd of the movie. The final scene is Revan waking in a bed and that's the first time we hear the KOTOR main theme. From a general audience point of view, the "bad guy", Malak wins and the "good guy" gets an out because he has amnesia.The whole movie is less than 1 hour 45 minutes. There is only a live action sequel if the movie is a major financial success, but at least there is a HD remaster of KOTOR (with no level cap, and maybe another planet or two added) to coincide with the movie.
>>214916643She's old. And the Architect has been hard at work on her.
>>214916651>like how Gundam does theirsIronic since Gundam is a blatant ripoff of Starwars and other mecha shows.
>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + shows.That's tough. WIthout that stipulation I would make the sequel trilogy George planned with Maul and Talon fighting Skywalker kids. And the macrobiotic force world.
>>214916625>>214916659>KOTORThis is why you keep /v/eddit away from movies. Go suck off that westaboo kojimbo, lads. You're out of your element.
Grievous: A Star Wars Story
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + showsI empty their bank accounts then fake my own death.
>>214915700I run off with the money because star wars is a turd and has always been a turd.
>>214916689It would be perfect, because there's still enough people who know nothing about it and you can make a story that doesn't involve any Skywalkers, but still have the fun Jedi powers. It's pretty straightforward and would be amazing to the general populace, because they know nothing about it and hardcore Star Wars fans would be placated.
I wouldn't unfuck it at all.
>>214916671Gundam is miles more competently run than Star Wars right now
>>214915700Shaw Brothers style kungfu Jedi flick with only practical effects and lots of dismembering
>>214916785I think what Gundam works is that Bandai allows it to die at times. Allowing to be revived even by the dumbest of garbage like Gquuuuuux.
>>214915700I bum ideas off of 4chan. lul.
>>214915700you're not going to get real responses Simon because having 7 or more movies of Rey, would mean you would need to rehabilitate a character that was a moving plot device. The chance that you fix her character in the 'Obiwan' era, is just silly. They'll rip off the EU which is what they've been doing the entire time and they'll execute it badly, which they have, with increasingly diminishing returns. The new mando movie will do okay but disappear because its a nothingburger and the newest gosling movie is apparently the force awakens 3.0, which is just another rehash of new hope. Get the child to Rey, the movie isn't going to save starwars but it will cement it's grave, but kathy will get what she wants.
>>214915802>check the archive to see what this actually was thinking it'll be something goodHow fucking disappointing. Why was that even deleted?
Cannibalize the Dark Horse comics and go one hundred years into the future. It would be really easy to incorporate Rey and the end of the Sith as a Force vacuum that forced the Force to make more and more force sensitives which would lead to a fresh Jedi/Sith conflict.
>unfuck itlmao. i want to take back that sex we had so i don't have regret of the MASSIVE mistake i made. lmao off at the current state.
>I fire every single piece of shit they/them or female writer in all of Lucasfilm>I go on to an obscure Star Wars discussion forum and dig up a fanfic written in 1999 on a .txt file by a fat autistic neckbeard>I hire an elite team of ex-CIA private investigators to track down the autistic neckbeard>I use billions of Disney's money to design and produce a real-life AT-AT>I go to the neckbeard's house after my men track him down and tell him to get the fuck in>We go to Kathleen's house in the AT-AT and laser the living fuck out of it, leaving nothing alive>Throw the neckbeard the keys and hop out, telling him he's in charge of Star Wars now>Let him know his fanfic is being produced into a script and that Episode X is prepping to film as we speak>Tell him to be on set promptly at 10AM because he's the director and executive producer>Walk into the sunset, no one ever hears from me again
>>214915700No more rebels vs empire nonsense. It's time for some new bad guys!
>>214917128idk ask the jannies
>don't make ANY Star Wars media for a few years>wait for people to ask what happened to Star Wars>let conversation naturally occur and for people to organically want more Star WarsThat's it. That's literally the only thing that needs to happen. People need a tolerance break from Star Wars. They need to be nostalgic, they need to be excited, they need to want more. We got to the point where the dealers killed or are currently killing their best customers, and we are in desperate need of some time off from it.
>>214915700Put the new trilogy into an alternate universe.Make a new time line based off the novels.
>>214917230That's part of it. The other part is making good Star Wars material. No one is going to be nostalgic for the past ten years of Star Wars except for baby Yeed, Rogue One, Andor, and the Luke hallway scene. It needs a break and a long time skip.
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequelsYou can't unfuck it and keep this slop. Your thought experiment is a waste of time.
>>214916671Gundam has no connection to star wars outside of beam sabers, which actually make loose scientific sense unlike lightsabers.
>>214917546Newtypes.
>>214915710fpbpDisco was still popular when Star Wars became a sensation. Let it die, and let new things take its place.One of the major reasons why I fucking hate franchises; it takes away any talent and puts it in a mish-mash of wasted potential.
>>214917550I shouldn't have looked that up.
>>214917546What did you find?!
>>214915700The sequels are not a neutral force in this equation. Every Star Wars project is actively being made unwatchable by them, simply by sharing the same continuity.
The best bet is probably to take old stories that work and rework them as "X but Star Wars.">The Searchers but on Tatooine>Top Gun but it's an X-Wing Academy>The Terminator but it's IG-88 hunting some rebel agent on Coruscant>There Will Be Blood but it's about Jabba finding a big spice vein – it's still very important, very sombrely, performed, and baiting for an Oscar>Bloodsport but the tournament is on Nar Shadaa and allows the use of weapons
If they wanted to save star wars, Rey should've turned evil and Kylo Ren turned good back in TLJ but here's the next best thingWhen Palpatine said if Rey killed him, he'd take her body, it actually happened.Lando's trying to make a New New Republic and made Rey a key part of it, without realizing Rey's the former emperor. Rey Palpatine begins to twist the fledgling government into something that'd give her a second go at ruling the galaxy, though this time Palpatine is being a lot more subtle about things.It turns out Kylo Ren wasn't actually dead and he gathers the battered remnants of the First Order and forms a rebellion to take down the corrupted New New Republic. Very few people trust Kylo Ren and his gang, but there are some that see something is wrong with the New New Republic. He calls his fleet of star destroyers and tie fighters, this time fighting for justice, the New Order
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + showsIt's was all a bad dream lukehad, he wake up next to his beautiful ginger wife Mara Jade and take a day off from his new jedi temple so he can spend the day with her and their new born kid
>>214917573>Franchise becomes a huge amoeba that assimilates all new contentNinjago Effect
>>214915700Film a fisheye lense POV shot of my toilet bowl as I shit 30 day old kimchi and coffee through my pustule ridden anus out on a high framerate camera and spread that out over 3 movies.It would be a step in the right direction.
>>214915700Retcon sequels make thrawn trilogy
>>214915700Take the blank check and use it to create a new country with nothing but mercenaries and nuclear scientists out in the middle of the ocean until we build up an arsenal of nukes and nuke all of Israel
>>214915700If I cannot decanoize anything that isn't the OT, og version, then Star Wars stays shit and I just make a cashgrab
>>214915700Ctrl+c, ctrl+v plot for Thrawn trilogy, Dark Empire I only, Thrawn Ascendancy, and Jedi Academy novel trilogy but rework the Natasi daala subplot to make it more palatable. Include special appearances of Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors.Make an Animated TV Series by Bones studio and directed by Michael Kirkbride and Genndy Tartakovsky on the Tales of the Jedi comic series. Make also an animated adaptation of the Rise of Lord Vader novel by Luceno and Dark Times comic series and comics leading up to Mara Jade's origin and Tales arc of Vader Vs Anya Kuro as the final boss and ending to the series. Or make it a movie directed by Kurt Wimmer.
>>214915700
>>214918232>>Franchise becomes a huge amoeba that assimilates all new content>Ninjago EffectExplain? What is the "Ninjago Effect"?
>>214918513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_b2Xjoj7k
>>214915700I shelve it for 20-30 years, long enough for the stink to wear off the IP. That's really all you can do, it was terminally fucked to oblivion by Disney. It's impressive, in a grotesque way - Disney took an unsinkable cultural juggernaut and smashed it harder than the Titanic hit that iceberg within half a decade in years. The level of incompetence and idiocy required is nigh on unfathomable. Star Wars is dead for at least the current (Zoomer) AND the next generation (Alpha), you won't get any real traction until the Beta generation arrives and that will require Zoomers to start having children.
>>214916630If only.
>>214915700Rebels are mighty with state-of-the-art warships in tremendous numbers.Empire is hugely outnumbered and hugely outmatched and can barely feed themselves.You won't do this so fuck you. Disney's death is deserved.
>>214915700>unfuck Star Wars>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + showscan't have your cake and eat it too. got to pick one, mateit's pretty obvious that you can't have genuine star wars without lucas, so at this point it's only a matter of publishing everything that's been done while he was still involved: his sequel treatments and his underworld tv show scripts
>>214915700I can think of two projects that if done well and treated with respect could boost star wars appealBut why should we help you, you've done everything possible to destroy the brand to appeal to demographics that don't care about it
Story that plays during the Old Republic>less than 30% of scenes being dialogue >over 60% of the cast being alien races>comic relief is a HK droid who kills at least 4 people (including innocent bystanders) an episode>no jedi, maybe some sith
>>214915700I tell an alternate version of the sequels, no Rey, a competent Luke Skywalker with a thriving Jedi Academy and so forth. It would be an alternate universe to the ones we saw from J.J. Abrams, Rian Johnson and again J.J.It would be actually consistent with the original movies, but officially they'd just be 'alternate reality'. But really they'd be the actually competent sequels, hehe. This way I won't decanonize the crappy sequels and shows while still making the sequel trilogy I would have liked to see. It's quite the effective loophole if I do say so myself.People around the world would cry out joyfully: "I consider these the canon sequels!"
>>214915700I add scenes where the actors are having real, graphic sex with each other
>>214915700Darth Revan movie probably. Maybe some other films from the Old Republic era. A Palpatibe origin story leading up to his betrayal would also be cool I guess.
50 years after the Sequel trilogyGalactic Republic is backThey are allied with a distant republic star system called "Shamrael"Shamrael is genociding their neighbours, the Kalastinians, and is taking over their systemsThe Galactic Republic is allied with them, but it's very controversial and uneasy at times.The main character is an ace pilot being sent to go fight for Shamrael but when he's given orders to commit atrocities, he says "this is bullshit" and uses his starfighter to disable a Shamraeli Destroyer, stopping it from a bombing a bunch of innocent Kalestinian civilians, but then he must run away and is now condemned as a war criminal by the Galactic Republic and Shamrael and is being hunted downHe escapes, and now as a rogue, comes upon an old Jedi knight who is helping the Kalestinians. This Jedi was also from the Galactic Republic and was a pupil of Luke Skywalker in his youth.The main character asks the old Jedi why he is helping the Kalestinians, and the Jedi informs the MC that he suspects the Sith have returned and are secretly leading Shamrael. The old Jedi knight decides to teach the MC to be a Jedi and that it's the only way to defeat the Sith of Shamrael.That's how it starts/basic set up
>>214915700Obiwan wakes up from a dream. Turns out he bumped his head while dueling Darth Vader and it was all a horrible nightmare. Bring back Mark Hamill's AI hologram talking woke libtard faggot shit and desert niggers on tatanooe throw his faggot ass off a building.
I bring back George and we do his sequel trilogy. My only job is to make sure everyone is listening to George and doing the things the way he wants them done.
I loosely adapt Legacy. >Darth Talon as the ultimate coomerbait>Good Empire, good Emperor, good stormtroopers and the imperial knights are the chudbait>Cade Skywalker is the modern conflicted crackhead hero for the modern age
Star Wars Episodes 7-9 declared non-canonical, ordered burned (driving up price). The I hire Lars Von Trier to direct Episode 7, which will be shot entirely in the manner of Dogville. John Williams not returning.
>>214915700Days of Thunder but its podracing
I hire Todd Philips to give it the Joker 2 treatment, where all the fanbase's favorite sequel characters are brought in to be raped and humiliated and proven to be insignificant fantasists.
>>214920538>K'kruhkAh yes. The Jedi "Master" who upon Order 66 went into hiding. All through the GCW, he did nothing, all the trials and tribulations that Legends Luke faced, he did nothing. Reborn Palpatine? Nah. Thrawn? Nope. Sith and Dark Jedi crawling out of the woodwork every other week? Why bother? Luke rebuilt the Order from scratch, a new and better Order, scrabbling and eking out the barest fragments of lore destroyed in Palpatine's rise to power, K'kruhk did nothing. Extragalactic invaders come from outside the galaxy and start a war leaving uncounted trillions dead, K'kruhk did nothing.Only after Luke, Leia, Han, and countless other real heroes have given every ounce of blood, sweat, and toil to create something better, after they pass on does K'kruhk emerge from hiding and fucking take over like he deserves to do anything more than eat fucking shit for sitting on the sidelines for a literal hundred fucking years.Over 99% of that entire Legacy era Jedi Order can go fuck itself. But "Grand Master K'kruhk" in particular can get fucked.
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + showsFuck off.
Id have a movie where HK-47 goes around killing all disney characters for reasons of a flimsy plot.
>>214918446Dark Empire is shit, man. I know you might have some nostalgia there, but it was a turd from end to end, from its lazy premise to its clashing artwork by Cam Kennedy – even if you think he's a good artist you'd surely agree he doesn't fit Star Wars at all. Bringing Palps back as a clone is what I'd expect from Marvel comics where no popular character can die permanently. It's also as deserving of all the criticisms that were levelled at Rise of Skywalker when the same hacky resurrection happened there, including the charge that it renders Vader's sacrifice and redemption pointless. For those who care about the prequels, the much-trumpeted prophecy is reduced to a baseless superstition, a lot of silly Jedi fuss about nothing. Palpatine can respawn whenever he wants, fuck your sacrifice and fuck your prophecy.
>>214915700Decanonize all Disney shit.No sequel trilogy, it'll be a multimedia project called the New Republic saga.Have two movies, one showing the liberation of Coruscant and another about Luke and his struggles with the idea of training new Jedi despite not being a master, not wanting to create accidentally new Sith by training Jedi the wrong way,, while showing the consequences of giving in to fear.Have a TV show following the slow development of the New Jedi Order.Then a videogame subfranchise following a disenfranchised padawan that decides to leave the NJO due to being disenfranchised with the New Republic's excessive bureuaucracy and reluctance to properly fight the Imperial Remnant and wanting to take the fight on her own hands, which will end up pulling her to the dark side. This would eventually conclude with the New Republic military telling the Senate to fuck off and invade on its own what little territory the Empire had left after proving they were getting ready for a comeback.At the same time have a few novels that serve as the Star Wars equivalent of Silmarillion, showing the Celestial era, deities of the past etc.And then have all this media slowly build up to one huge event with Abeloth as the main villain, sort of as a final test for the New Republic and New Jedi Order.
>>214920030People who make fictional stories real life but with a coat of paint should be disregarded.
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequelsI immediately turn 360 degrees and walk away, because anything else is a cucked half measure and complete non-starter
>>214916361Anon, I....>>214916670An architect knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away
I would find George’s scripts, I’d steal the people working on Avatar movies, and I’d make some new adventures that ignore the sequels plot line entirely. Luke and Han still alive. I’d make Ewok Adventure 3 just because I could.
>>214915700Bring in a time-traveler who re-sets the universe back to right after ROTJ, then do the Heir to the Empire trilogy as originally planned.
Anakin vs Elsa.
>>214915700There’s no way to fix it without officially decanonizing everything that Kathleen Kennedy has done to the franchise since Yidsney took over, and they’re never going to do that just due to the sheer amount of money they’ve invested to date. Even then, you’re never going to bring it back to the heights it once attained, because normies have moved on, and the longtime fanbase who kept the franchise alive for decades during the dry spells and downturns are over it after having been told repeatedly to fuck off by blue hairs, queers, and fat black women for the last decade who elbowed their way in and planted their flag in it.We’ve crossed over from people being angry to just general apathy now, and that is the kiss of fucking death. Angry people still have some hope that it might get better, but apathetic people won’t care if it even does. OT, RotS, Clone Wars stuff involving Maul or Mandalore, a few of the games, I’m fine calling it a day with that.It all chalks up to Kathleen Kennedy being a bad hire, and everyone’s pride not allowing them to admit that and course-correct. Marvel’s fucked too, but they’re at least making some half-hearted efforts.
>>214921710>Angry people still have some hope that it might get better, but apathetic people won’t care if it even does.My friends know I am, or at least used to be, a big Star Wars fan, and over the past few years each of them has brought up the subject of Star Wars only to say that it's so, so bad now. I agree with them, of course, but I also tell them that against expectations, Andor is pretty good and probably the only thing I'd recommend from the new crop. Not a single one of them has given a fuck about that recommendation. They won't watch even one episode of Andor because for them, the Star Wars brand is synonymous with boredom and disappointment. They'd probably try Andor if it didn't have the Star Wars name attached, which shows you just how far it has fallen.
>>214916630She’s hot as shit but so, so low-list.
>>214915700>You are given a blank check and complete creative control without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + shows.Simple: Set it in a complete different time (propably the past) and NEVER mention Skywalker, Republic, Empire or whatever. Or if it HAS TO BE in this Anakin timeline, then make a complete story on a very far away planet at the outer rim, that isn't contacted and lives in their own 'perception' of reality, which means, they know nothing about the Empire and star travel etc. but still have the force and whatnot. End of the movie(s) would be a star destroyer approaching in the skies and they're all like 'Fuck.' End Credits.
>>214915700I make a generic heist movie set in the old republic, where the crew has to contend with the Jedi and Sith fighting over what they're trying to steal. Loonytoons shit entails. The woman has big tits. There is also a space ship or two. The droids name is Dekka.
>>214921780There's also the fact that Andor is so different from regular Star Wars that some people might just not like it based on that.Dark, gritty Star Wars isnt something that appeals to everyone, even more when there's not much action.
>>214915700Remove all star wars and their related media from retail streaming services
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequelsNope, the sequels are the sole reason Star Wars is fucked.Sorry Disney marketeer, but you are fucked.
>>214921780Same here. I completely checked out after the 1-2 of Book of Boba Fett and Kenobi dashed any last hope I had of it getting any better. I’ve heard Andor is good, some have even said it’s the best Star Wars since Empire, but I just can’t be bothered. I’ve been down that road too many times, and it ultimately doesn’t matter anyway, because we all know where this thing goes.It’s kind of like Game of Thrones. I fucking adore the first four seasons, and used to rewatch the show every time a new season was about to drop, but knowing that it all ends with Arya stabbing the Night King, Bran as king for no discernibly good reason, Danerys nuking King’s Landing because some bells pissed her off, and Jon being exiled because some eunuch slaves got butthurt, I just can’t do it anymore. You can throw all the House of Dragons and Dunk and Egg at me that you want, I don’t care, because the well has been poisoned.
>>214915700i'd make it a sitcom about nothing
>>214921922Kenobi could have been decent if it had focused solely on the conflict between Kenobi and Vader – just that without a B or C plot. It was ruined by Little Leia Adventures and Filoni's insistence on inserting his cartoon characters into the live action shows. As soon as the Inquisitors showed up, I knew we were taking a trip to the retarded part of the Star Wars universe again. If anyone has that webm of Leia being chased by actors who are trying their best not to catch her, pls post.
>>214915700OP pic reminded me of thishttps://youtu.be/nmqDZLt0ZEc?si=V9xeVQHiouTf-33X
>>214915700Make a fun movie with young adult actors, with great art design and music
>>214915710This
>>214915700>movie starts by following timid lonely young man/teenager who lives with his family on an unknown/shown planet>spends time alone all the time, goes out one night, immediately fucked with by local ruffian aliens>starts by ignoring them but they keep persisting, escalate things until he fights back at them>gets slashed in the face with a blade and loses it>suddenly things start rattling everywhere and one of them gets crushed into the ground>turns out he is force sensitive and he kills all of them with the force>cuts to roof and bounty hunter witnessed the whole thing from a rooftop, talks to somebody in its language then speeds off in a vehicle>as the protag stumbles home in tears grasping at his face suddenly a speeder bike comes hurtling at him and pins him into a building>yells out in pain and the bike blasts away showing he managed to stop it with the force, but it broke all of the bones in his torso>breathing becomes laboured and he's feeling more rage than anything so he splits the driver of it limb from limb>uses the force to reconstruct his bones as best he can, has to focus to keep them togetherthe rest of the movie is him getting increasingly injured and disfigured and his powers increasing rapidly as he has to kill wave after wave of these bounty hunters, then jedi, then eventually the entire planet with himself on it (which is left open ended on his survival). the movie would be like Chronicle mixed with The Raid and this would be the introduction movie for the new big bad of star wars. he would be a much cooler psychotic darth sion, the japanese would understand him and be able to portray him better. actually yeah my new star wars saga would be entirely japanese in production and cast, I'd just give them Hollywood level budget to work with.
>>214922523>the japanese would understand him and be able to portray him betterYeah it sounds like anime. I imagine the character being extremely histrionic, always either roaring with rage or weeping with grief, incapable of a calm state, much like the kids in Attack on Titan and Vinland Saga.
>>2149221112 words epitomize the cartoon retard inquisitors: lightsaber helicopters.
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>>214917132You would have to do some element of this, where the story is set hundred or even thousands of years in the past or future from the original trilogy. Fans already have a certain expectation on how they want established characters portrayed. And in order to avoid not living up to expectations or displaying established characters in a manner in which they’re not accepted by the fan base, you have to avoid presenting already existing characters. Start with a new cast of characters. Completely original, never before seen or mentioned characters and place them into established settings or time periods that the fans are aware of such as the republic/mandalorian war from KOTOR or the future like Star Wars Legacy era. The reason the sequel trilogy didn’t work, besides them being shitty movies/stories, is because the new characters sucked and the old characters were presented in a shitty manner not true to their original characters from the OT. Fans expected Luke to be this uber powerful Jedi grandmaster sage and he turned out being portrayed as weak sniveling cuck. You can avoid that fan reaction by taking the story out of the Skywalker setting and avoid using existing or established characters.
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>>214915700Soft retcon.>Luke's not dead. He just saw the evil in Rey and realised he had to fake his death or some shit>half the film is a flashback with Han, Luke and cgi-Leia on an adventure>Rey is barely in it and dies quickly>the new (new) republic has to fend off terrorist attacks by the remnants of the empire/first order>Jacen Solo, Ben's younger brother who Leia shipped off decades ago in secret, is a main character
>>214917174>first new star wars film is 2 hours of exposition where characters argue about whether Han or Greedo shot first and it's explained with theoretical quantum physics>stars Tara Reid and Courtney Cox as the 'babes' who are dressed exclusively in slave Leia bikinis
give the story a beginning
>>214915700i pocket the money and dont make the movie
>>214915700It's an unrelated story set a hundred years after the trilogy. None of the original characters show up but there is evidence that disneywars did not happen. No alternate timeline or "veil of the force", it just didn't happen.
>>214915710fpbp
>>214924051Oh, I got ahead of myself. You said without deconanonizing. That's impossible.
why were teh anne frank pics deleted?
No more live action for ten years. Animated shows and movies are cheaper and no one will remember them if they turn out bad. This will serve the same function as a hiatus and give us a fresh start to make a trilogy of films set far enough in the future or past that the sequels will be irrelevant to the story.
I'd remake Charlie Wilson's war but it's a corrupt Coruscanti shitlord giving the Hutts guns and money to fight desert rebels and sandpeople. To explain why the Hutts own their own chunk of space for some reason. And like CWW, the protagonist is somehow treated as a hero at the end.
It's too late for Star Wars. Just end it.
>>214915700Full new thing set in the Old Republic. Tone is what's important: I do it full serious classic epic style, no humor or "le quirky adventure" at all. It aims to be a dry historical drama of epic size and religious undertones, huge sets, huge panoramas, gigantic armies, sweeping locations. The Fall of the Roman Empire, Cleopatra, Ben-Hur main inspirations. Like the protagonist, we start small then build it up. Revan on the outskirts of the galaxy, but treat it like Jesus remembering he's the Chosen One but he forgot.
2 hours of Daisy Ridley in a thong doing hot yoga
>>214923835Kino
>>214915700Make a movie set 100+ years after the Sequels, to the point where all the events of those movies are forgotten and irrelevant. Have all-new characters and an all-new conflict. Use that as a jumping-off point to make new Star Wars instead of piggybacking on the PT and OT until the end of time.
>>214915700IDK!?
>>214924665YUP!
I lean into what they did in Rise of Skywalker. Sheev actually took over Rey's body, and he builds a new Jedi Order and mind controls them into doing his evil bidding. Then everybody dies, the end.
Rey had some sort of force connection phantom pregnancy from her connection with Kylo Ren.Film takes place 20 or so years after the last jediMain character is Rey and Kylo's sonKid doesn't know his parents, doesn't know he's a Skywalker.Rey is nowhere to be seen or heard from in the film.Early on he runs into an old man much like Ben Kenobi from the original trilogy, who takes him under his wing in a similar way after realizing he is force sensitive.While this old man does have a lightsaber, he never actually uses it,He gives sage run-of-the-mill jedi advice to the main character throughout the film.Dies at some point for whatever plot reason.Main character has his lightsaber, finally turns it on in the last scene of the film.It's red.That's the cliff-hanger to make people want to continue on to the next film, alongside whatever antagonistic force has been set up. It won't be some "what if the sith were heckin' good guys or reasonable people can be ebin' grey jedi who use the dark and the light". He was simply a sith/dark side user who came to greatly regret the evil shit he did and reformed himself. Which is a big part of the reason he never actually used his lightsaber throughout the film.
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>>214915700the only way to unfuck basedwars it is with a time machine
>>214918476Hilarious how he thinks putting George in charge of anything could fix Star Wars. George is the one who destroyed it. Whether it be through making shitty films or selling it to even shittier film makers. Filoni fucking sucks as well. The Maul sequel trilogy sounded absolutely horrific. Insane to even want it to exist outside of as something to laugh at.
>>214916651Isn't that what they do with that visions show, it's all considered various AUs
>>214915700i just make a better franchise. it wont be very hard to do
>>214921731oy vey thats antisemitic
>>214915700Literally impossible to unfuck it at this point. Maybe after the prequels it was possible, but not after the Disney era.
There is only one option at this point:>TIE Fighter: A Star Wars StoryA film based on the old space combat simulator game. A story from the perspective of a hotshot imperial starfighter pilot.Takes place between episode IV and V.Hero rises through the ranks until he is flying in Darth Vader's squadron with an experimental TIE Defender to escort the Emperor's shuttle and protect it from a rebel ambush in the climactic battle. Of course Disney would never do this because they have destroyed the ability to tell a nuanced, interesting story about someone on the bad guy team.
>>214925507Nothing about the Empire is interesting, they are generic bad guys, and neither pretentious stuff like Andor or something from their pespective would change it.Show the New Republic from the EU kicking the Remnant's ass, that's what people wanted. And the actual, jingoist NR, not the UN it is in the Disney canon.
>>214925540sounds like you're the type who'd enjoy "Rose Rico: A Star Wars Story"
>>214915700Fire everyone more senior than "line producer"Relocate production offices to Tel-AvivUse Gaza Genocide footage as backgroundGreen screen new footage of jedi lightsaber fights on top of it
>>214923137Those lightsabers made it impossible to take the inquisitors seriously
A full four part movie adaptation of Supernatural encounters.
>>214915700Yuzhan Wong invasion,100 years after the movies so that every old character is Dead,and play as an male,tough mercenary trying to unite and save galaxy. No Empire or Republic,they are both long gone and we have warlords galaxy now.Old Republic,adapter from the old KOTOR games and TOR. With adapting what was good in those games.Darth Plaguis novel from 2012 turned into the origin story of both Plaguis and Young Palpatine. Could be good.
>>214921536So LOTR, Star Wars, Game of Thrones basically everything? People who are historically illiterate shouldn't open their mouths, kike trash.
>>214916630>"WAIT!"
>>214925540The way to make the Empire interesting is to add some nuance to their rule of the galaxy and show ordinary people benefiting from their strict law enforcement in certain situations. If I remember TIE Fighter, not all missions had you hunting rebels. Some had you clearing pirates from trade routes and others involved scanning suspected smuggler vessels for contraband, operations that could be described as police work and which many citizens would support. Similar scenarios can be imagined for Stormtroopers: suppose a Twi'Lek woman is walking alone at night through a seedy district of Coruscant when a gang of horny Weequays haul her into a back alley with rape on their primitive minds. With no way to defend herself, it seems she must surrender to a spit-roasting that could last until dawn – but suddenly, blaster bolts flash from the alley entrance and the bestial humanoids hit the ferrocrete, smoke trailing from their wounds, and all before anyone had got his dick out. Hooray, the stormtrooper patrol has arrived, saving the woman's virtue when no one else could. The Empire has earned another supporter today.
>>214915700>anyone who voted they should "just wing it" on the ST is no longer involved in the decision-making process in any capacity>Andor guys can keep doing whatever since people like that>Visions is fine>give Filoni/Favreau one more season to wrap up Mando after the movie>no more live-action shows/movies>fund high-quality animated series that picks up after the events of the OT>map out how we get from ROTJ to TROS>do what Clone Wars did for the PT, where we fill in all the gaps and retroactively fix all the nothing characters and provide added context that explains why all the dumb bullshit in the stupid bad movies happened the way it did>no AI, no CGI de-aging, we're recasting Han and Luke and Leia for this>once it's finally done and we're all caught up, minimum 5 year hiatus before anything live action (it MUST be a theatrically released film)If the ST has to stay canon then the best we can do is damage control. The problem is them cheapening the brand by shitting out too much slop too fast, Star Wars has become yet another annual franchise and that's so much lesser than what it used to be.
Just do a series of young obiwan fucking shit up
>>214927366If the idea is to try and bring lapsed fans back into the following, The Damage Control Saga with new actors as Luke, Han and Leia is not going to rekindle their enthusiasm. No one cares enough about the shitty sequels to watch new in-betweenquels films that only exist to make excuses for the sequels.
>>214921868>Dark, gritty Star WarsCan work>Inaccessible to children Star WarsDOES NOT WORK
Let EU writers have carte blanche like they did 20 years ago.
>>214915700Invite a bunch of 15 year old boys into a room and ask them what's cool space fantasy.
>>214915700>without decanonizing the sequels or Disney + shows. welp, guess I'll snort cocaine until they fire me then
>>214927557It doesn't matter if it's profitable at first, it just needs to be good. No one gave a shit about TCW at first, it was a cash-grab animated kids movie that was seen as ugly and inferior to the Genndy Clone Wars at first until people started realizing it was pretty solid.TCW basically single-handedly Kickstart prequel revisionism. Rehabilitating the ST is gonna be a lot harder because it's all so bland, but using supplementary material to retroactively flesh it all out seems like the obvious move. Disney has to accept that they've critically damaged the brand and they're never going to get it back to its peak without letting the shattered bones heal first.
>>214925164CUT THIS MAN A CHECK!!!!
>>214920538I really like the idea of the Fel Empire and the Imperial knights. Really I just want something that changes the formula a little. Evil Dark Side Space Nazi Empire vs Scrappy Space Rebels (Who Are Always Outgunned Even When They Run The Galaxy) is getting stale.
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>release a statement stating that the sequels are non canon and going into the dustbin >Cancel all stars wars projects for 15 years, not a peep >Makes *one* star wars movie with a reasonable budget and director >If it doesn't do well relatively speaking then throw star wars into the vault and never touch it again forever
>>214916529Clones haven't been allowed to be cool since 2008 and Filoni killed Scorch.
>>214915700>You have complete authority to unfuck things except the one thing that would actually unfuck thingsThe Disney Trilogy is not salvagable. Media that directly feeds into or establishes the events of that trilogy is not salvagable. Star Wars cannot be saved because the people in charge of saving it are the same ones who fucked it in the first place and they will never, ever admit they fucked up.Fuck Disney, embrace headcannon.
>>214921206This but Ahsoka. At least K'Kruhk was cool.
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>>214915700I would sexualize it. The entire cast would consist of homosexual black men. Very progressive. Please clap.
>>214915700Decanonize Empire and Jedi (the films), then "remake" the entire original trilogy with proper screenplays while still adhering to the same thematic journey.In other words: remake the only shit that matters so that they're actually good, so much so people forget about everything else and mentally erase it from their memorybanks.
>>214915700Its time
>>214915700You can´t fuck up something that was never good to begin with. Disney Wars was never good.Also Disney Wars is not Star Wars. It never was. The six movies really present a full story that´s been tightly closed for decades. You can´t elaborate over it simple because there is nothing left to say.
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>>214915710FPBP
>>214915700>Hire a Mexican drug cartel to kidnap and torture Kathleen Kennedy>Film it, release it as Episode X>Release Episodes IV-VI Theatrical Cuts in 4K>Spend the rest on hookers and blow
