>this will sell our soda
>>214922304Seriously, what is this? Is it a tie-in? I thought how abhorrent it looked when I saw it at the store the other day.
>>214922774It's a Halloween special edition, with some "famous" horror movie characters on them. The one in the OP is from The Black Phone. I bet they got paid for that one, because there's a new Black Phone film coming out in a couple of weeks.
>>214922943What the fuck is the black phone? Talk about a lazy cash grab. What, was freddy krueger too expensive? And having to use fnaf twice? Disgraceful.
>>214922304So is it,Fan-tuhOrFahn-tuh
>>214922304Why was the devil in Star Wars, and now he's on my Fanta
>>214923141>having to use fnaf twiceFive Nights at Freddy's is the only property out of all of those that is remotely relevant in 2025 or might ACTUALLY sell soda by appearing on the can. newsflash, no one gives a fuck about any of those other characters or knows who they are, unc
>>214922304>this will sell our soda
>>214924454Calm down, zoomer.
>>214922304
>>214924561Why did boomers think the devil looked like Vincent Price
>>214922304>its another episode of the satanic elite mocking common christiansGet some new material.
>>214924507soul...
>>214922304Fanta was off brand nazi soda because they couldn’t get coke during WW2
>>214924583If the devil doesn't look like Vincent Price he must be a complete loser
>>214924507>Ric Oliethe most who "who" to ever "who"the only one there to compare in "who" status is chancellor valorum, but even then I recognize the name PROMINENTLY from the dialog 25 years later, and recognize the actor's face as well
>>214922304anybody who likes fanta, you should remind them it was LITERALLY invented in nazi germany.
>>214923141>What the fuck is the black phone?It has a sequel coming out soon. Come to think of it, FNaF has a movie coming out too. Halloween is getting a new PVP video game, but I think thats next year.
>>214922304Eek, it’s the Grabbler coming for your money!
>>214922304The Black Phone was a shitty movie. It was uninspired, hackneyed, and bland. Even the jumpscares failed. I regret seeing it in theaters
>>214924507I was living in Phoenix during this promo and I swear I only ever got fucking Watto and that captain binaca fuck.
>>214924888>>214924888Based, Fanta lemon is my favourite soda
>>214922943You could argue that Freddy is now a "famous horror monster," but wtf is Mr. Blackphone doing here?
>>214927447Has a new movie out shortly. That's it.
>>214922943I wish they'd stop doing this shit. It takes ages to shift it when it has these designs.
damnit now I want strawberry soda
>>214922304heh, currently drinking one if these
>>214922943I had some of the William Shatner Pineapple pop and it made me want to beam myself into space and murder some teenagers.
>>214926544Watto is the best character though! A greedy space jew slaver. I miss George Lucas's old timer rustic racism.
>retarded christcuck not knowing about The Black Phone
>>214922943I bet these were made by an AI
>>214922304this is literally demonic, they are selling cans of devil semen to literal children, where is the president and why is he allowing this to happen in his country?
>>214922943>Fredd fazbears:-OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>214924454Fred bear is the mascot for orange. One of the fnaf cans is diet orange.
>>214922304Lowering the caffeine content from 300mg to 120mg is what killed them
>>214924561Kek, first thing I thought of>The team's face when Don pitches this cringe
>>214922943I was at the grocery store and heard this overgrown Mexican manchild keep telling his family "LOOK LOOK DATS CHUCKY! IT'S CHUCKEE'S PUNCH!" And none of them gave a shit.
>>214926544Why is there a Juggalo on one of those cans
>>214928284I read that demon semen also causes autism
>>214924374>fawn-tuhwhat third world shithole are you from that pronounces it that way
>>214924507And it did.
>>214924374Your skin is the color of poop isn’t it
>>214929585The pronounce it both ways in this ad and thats how i learned how to say ithttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEb0cYq6dvI&pp=ygUWd2FubmEgZmFudGEgY29tbWVyY2lhbA%3D%3D
>>214924507I was trying to collect the soda caps
>>214924454But boomers and millennials have all the extra wealth to buy collectibles lil bro
>>214922943lol I thought it was Ronnie James Dio in OP.
