>I swallowed your cum, that means something!
>>214924118
>>214924118has a girl ever swallowed your cum /tv/?
>>214924312>hey that's my line
>>214924312>>214924118Fucking kek, is that really a quote from the movie
>But Gord... I don't care about jewels. >I just want to... I just want to suck your cock.
>>214924488Yeah, he’s been gradually getting that she’s unhinged and obsessed with him then this really helps hammer it home, but unfortunately by this point it’s a bit late
>>214924118They did such a great job of painting her as an annoying clingy girlfriend that I only recently realised she was one of the most beautiful girls in the world and not actually a midcel
>>214924118I’ve been swallowing my own cum ever since my dick first stopped firing blanks as a teenager. I don’t like the taste or anything, it’s just the easiest way to clean it up since I don’t keep tissues in my room.
>>214924655...How do you get it in your mouth?
>>214924661I blast it onto my tummy and scoop it up with my fingers.
>>214924688...And how do you clean your stomach after? Seems like you need a kleenex or a towel at some point...
>>214924373All 3 girls I've been with have swallowed my cum. I find it incredibly hot but also felt kinda bad for them to have to swallow. But I feel even worse that I've let all 3 go away from my life.
>>214924655Casual. I upgraded to using my foreskin as a balloon years ago, it's way more convenient to clean up because you always need to piss after anyway.
>>214924712>but also felt kinda bad for them to have to swallowWhy? My ex loved it.
>>214924655I literally respect gooner perverts who swallow their own cum out of brainrotten horniness more than you, you're just a disgusting lazy subhuman bug, like some kid who picks his nose and eats his boogers to get rid of the evidence, or a hop and a jump away from eating your own shit because it's more convenient
>>214924373Some do, some don't. Some liked it on their face, some spit it out. The hottest two were the ones that would jump off your cock when you said I'm gonna come and blow you to completion.
Tom Cruise is such a good dramatic actor. I hate that he wasted and continue to waste so much of his career on action slop.
>>214924894your respect is worthless
>>214924994worth more than a fucking booger eater's
>>214924373It's a disgusting practice. Which is why I only let cute boys do it, they can swallow all my cum and still look me in the eye like real men.
>>214924373No just women
>>214924924>jump off your cock when you said I'm gonna come and blow you to completionThis happened to me exactly once in my life and I still fap thinking about it sometimes
>>214924118I remember going to see this in theaters with this girl I used want to get with real bad at the time then that line happend and I heard her audibly say "ohmigod" and I just let out a long bored sigh.
>>214924373>What business is it of yours if a girl ever swallowed my cum... friendo? Open it.
>>214925543I dated two different women who did this all the time. They were two of the hottest lays I ever had and also still think about the sex I had with them often. Both were completely nuts, but that's the price you pay in the nutting game.
>>214924373Yeah. Shit was cash.
>>214924924>>214925543Crazy how all you need to do to have no door closed for you on Earth is to be a woman that at least pretend she loves sucking an ugly cock and like 95% can't even do that. Literally moan while slurping some fat jew producer's little pecker like Hathaway and JLaw did and you could get an Oscar. Same thing for any other career. Fat boomers don't even produce a lot of sperm, swallowing isn't even a big ask like with an ultra-virile BWC stud like myself
Gayest thread on /tv/ currently. Prove me wrong.
>>214926027has a girl never swallowed your cum anon?
>>214926047None of your jizzness ;)
>>214924373yeah. it's an unparalleled feeling
>>214924373he took it in her mouth, then grabbed my nutsack and twisted my nipple and when I cried out she spat it in my mouth.I till get hard thinking about it 12 years later.he was really crazy, but in a good way. My current gf is crazy, but in a 'my mother said this so it's true and I must do this and you will do this retarded thing/believe in this retarded idea with me or else'' way'.
>>214927395>he>heAnon, you've got some splaining to do
>>214924118>"Yeah it means a you're a cumslut. Now open up again, my balls are aching."
>>214924373No goddamn it
>>214927485She pulled a Page 3 years ago.
>>214924373The closest to having a gf was when I was 5 a cute girl gave me an apple. Then my grandma came to get me and was really mad because I was too far from my home. I never saw the girl again. Or maybe I went to school with her but didn't recognize her. I don't know what is worst.
>>214927695This bimbo has a good head on her shoulders
>>214924373>*chair clattering*
>>214926027I agree. anything but vaginal sex to completion is deviant and homosexual.
>>214924373Sadly no.
>>214924373only 2. One hated it, the other loved it.
>>214927695She says this while having blood red whore clothes and a mouth practically hand crafted to take cock. Little cunt is practically begging to be made to suck dick all day then throatfucked and put in her place
>>214924373For four years I took advantage of tons of women who wanted to play out their men in uniform fetish. Seen most of the different scenarios. Most swallow. Some will keep it in their mouth as much they can and take you well through completion then spit it out. A few will do it for like 30 seconds then say their jaw hurts and one just would not ever do it. Probably the most memorable was I woke up at like 2 am and a girl was just sucking my dick like her life depended on it. She didn't want anything from me but to get me off. Runner up was a girl with huge tits that just couldn't get me off and was late to get home. She changed it up after trying for awhile and stroked it and as soon as I started cumming her mouth was right back on it. The worst are the ones too lazy to do it or when you do nut they have this big over exaggerated response to how yucky it is which kills the orgasm. I won't mess with a chick that won't blow me or do it until completion. I don't care if they swallow just see it through til the end.
I'm going to kill myself
>>214928512Same but not until 20ish years from now
>>214927695>"you're my daughter now"
What's better? Giving a cute girl a facial or having her swallow it?
>>214924373Every morning
>>214924373One time. She’s a he now.
>>214928824Timing it so that I unload deep in her cunt right when she's in the middle of or on the verge of an orgasmI've put more then a few women to sleep with that oneBut the look in her eyes when she swallows my load feels great. Her wanting me to unload on her face and her wiping it in to her skin is fantasticly slutty Her spitting it out later is not as fun
>>214928932That makes you gay after the fact.Homo.
>>214924373Like half of it then spit the rest out. It was pretty funny.
>>214924118>>214924312>>214924488>>214924584https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNRoxWRWfaE
>>214927695Megan Fox is less upset over the idea of a stranger cumming in her mouth, and more upset over the idea that a loser came in her mouth.I guess if you're going to be a deranged classist whore, you might as well have standards about your whoring.
>>214924373Yes but only because she'd drink the used condoms for some weird reason. When she gave me a blowjob she dove away like an action movie character at the last second and I blasted the bed. It made me mad.
>>214928942NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I’ve had the same woman swallowing my cum for the past 17 years. It’s pretty amazing. I wonder how much of my protein has become her flesh.
>>214924373Once. Never during hookups as a young man, and I got married very young.My longtime wife has a jaw problem which makes me feel bad to ask her to blow for too long. I let her go all the way through once and it wasn't even a big deal, its kindve a porn thing in my mind.I will say this for younger anons, dont be scared of getting married, just marry a good one and figure out what turns you both on mutually. My wife is 2x hotter as a milf than she was as a teen, and she's way way better at sex now.
>>214929147Yeah, a jaw problem. Sure.
>>214924118consuming this goyslop is pathetic. they're laughing at how they manage to debase your culture.
>>214929326fuck off
>>214929009TIMES YOUR GIRLFRIEND ACTED LIKE THE JOKER
>>214929326The director, the producers, the author of the book it was based on, and the leader actors are all non-jewish.
>>214924118I love this movie so much
>>214928681Talk all of that shit. With that world class dick sucking mouth. KNOWING you're one of the best head doctors in hollywood.
I just finished watched this movie a few hours ago, get the fuck out of my head
>>214924118Most obvious male written line of all time. No woman would ever say that. I always cringed at this bit
>>214929987how would you know?
>>214924373the last girl I was with would do it every single time, even when I intentionally ate the worst stuff to make my cum taste bad just to see how she'd react. She'd still gulp it no complaints. Probably did it about 18 times before we stopped hanging out
>>214926562It really is. Some women seem to actively like it, but they're pretty rare. My wife, is not one of those women.
>>214924655I only ever gooned so hard it shot all over my face and I must admit, I did have a little lick and taste. I gooned way harder in my teen years discovering all the porn and finding slutty girls to fap to over MSN
>>214927695Western women (not the real ones you interact with but these types and the ones that attempt to emulate them) are the most vile creatures on the planet. They are unloveable, and THAT is why birth rates are plummeting. They've adopted a mindset that is designed to be repugnant to everyone of good character.
>>214924373One time my girlfriend pissed me off so I held her eyelid open and shot a cumblast right into her eye. When we first started dating I would jerk off into her mouth every time we saw each other. I only ever told her I loved her after she swallowed and eventually I classically conditioned her with it.
>>214930523It's the vaxxx and em radiation frying everyone's genitals. That's litterally the reason. We all know it now. I don't know how much you people are getting paid but it's more then you deserve.
>>214929020Damn, ellen page gave out head like she was giving out holloween candy and she's apparently the best head doctor of her generation. How many men are retroactive homos now?
>>214930609i was born a slave i get paid nothing to express my opinions if it was vaccines and radiation africans wouldnt be multiplying like mogwai
>>214924373I didnt have sex until I was 28.It was an old high school fling.We dated for a few months. I only got a bj for few seconds, not to completion, and honestly i'd rather be in the puss instead
>>214930675Meant to post here
>>214924373yeswe also snowballed it back and forththen her pimp showed up and robbed me
Lotta Tom Wambsgams itt
>>214927695>You let a LOSER cum in your mouth>That's suppose to be reserved for WINNERS
>>214930771Is she wrong?
>>214924655I always imagine eating my cum but post nut clarity never allows me.
>>214930813All her kids are trans
>>214930771She is not wrong.
>>214927695>There are girls out there letting guys cum in their mouth and they don't even know these guys, which is weirdAnd the sky is blue, but good point>and the reason this is bad is because what if he doesn't have a certain jobOk so she's retarded
>>214930658Bill Gates and the Gates foundation doctors are on a kill on site list in many african nations, india and many euro nations.Vaccines used to sterilize people has been used by their "people" for centuries.They only stopped sterilizing the copper skinned american aboriginals in the 1970's for fucks sake.
>>214928932One. She's a they now.>>214928942I honestly wondered about that lolAnyway I get >>214924118All relationships I had, I really believed in, and when it came to intimacy I would pretty much go with the flow, do whatever, say whatever. Having to admit that it actually meant nothing and you were just making a fool of yourself is pretty soul-crushing.
>>214924373yeah my high school gf did, but now I do it for other guys...
>>214924654She looked amazing in The Mask, but it was all downhill from there. Pretty sure she was only 21 when the movie was shot.
>>214924655>>214924894That doesn't even make sense, you have toilet paper don't you?
does the pineapple thing actually work?
I have never been with a spitter. I don't believe they exist. I have been with women who dont do it at all. Never a spitter.
>>214927695>letting hookups nut in your mouth is bad, not because you dont know their sexual history, but because they might be a loser
>>214932457imagine getting an STD from a POOR person
>>214929987I had a girl who was a bit of a bunny boiler say something extremely similar to me once, so you're wrong.
>>214924118 >I swallowed your bum, that means shit!
>>214931883Apparently so.But why would you care enough.
>>214931244I don't know who you are. But women who think like you are precious to certain men who know what they are at heart.Empaths who want to create and seek harmony with the ones they loveThe problem is that some would go too far for it and become obsessed and end up hurting themselves. So they tend to need to be told in no uncertain terms when they doubt themselves or nervous anxious and needy "I love YOU, and you don't have to do anything except stay as you are to maintain that". A core love of someone that they love as well helps create something to hold on to and allows someone to weather the chaos of life.
>>214932850simp
>>214927695>there are girls out there making their 3 male children wear girls dresses
Girls want cum on their face and down their throat.They get off on this way more than is socially acceptable.
>>214924118The most romantic thing the man can hear
>>214924373First bj I got the girl said don't cum in my mouth then proceeded to suck like a vacuum. I blew in her mouth before I could say anything but she didn't mind much and spat it. Current gf spits too but both have said I don't taste bad.
>>214927695It's fascinating how she speaks about such things with such an authorative voice.
>>214933339She's not their mother. She's their pimp.
