Why aren't there any skateboard movies? There's plenty of surfing movies. Ok so there's Dogtown but like that was it.
>>214925248luigi has some fuckin moves
>>214925248The only reason I know this film exists is because my Dad saw it for some reason when it came out and even decades later still complains about how much he hated it.
>>214925248gleaming the cubemxp
mid-90s
>>214925275damn your dad is young enough to have seen this in theaters kek
>>214925248You're a retard
>>214925281>Gleaming the CubeThat's not real skating, look at his board. That's like an 80s board you couldn't do tricks on
>>214925248they need to make skate or die into a movie
>>214925342I fucking loved that fucking game. It was Tony Hawk before Tony Hawk
>>214925248That one with the monkey
>>214925331Freestyle tricks are still tricks.
>>214925248>Luigi off to do a drive-by
>>214925331jason lee used to tre flip those fuckin things. don't talk about shit you have no idea about
>>214925248Gleaming The Cube
>>214925342>doesn't skate>dies>credits
>>214925306He's in his 70s actually and saw the film when he was in his early 50s (so definitely not the target audience lol)
>>214925248Because nobody actually cares about skateboarding or thinks it’s cool except deadbeats, and they aren’t a very lucrative market. Unlike surfing which is idolized and desired by people for its association with ripped bodies, hot women, the beach, and a laidback beach town lifestyle/aesthetic. Nobody wants to be surrounded by cement in some urban shithole breaking their bones and scraping their knees/elbows.
>>214925248Have you ever lived around skaters? Everyone hates them. If a major movie comes out showing them in a good light, guaranteed there will be a spike in skater activity for the next several years and no one wants that.
>>214925609Nobody cares about surfing, beach blanket bingo. The last surfer anyone can name is Spicoli.
>>214925248Kids and Ken Park
>>214925652stupid old lady
>>214925707You didn't understand a word he wrote did you?
>>214925748I understood them to be delusional.
This was ok, I enjoyed it.
>>214925248Thrashin' 1986
>>214925331You dipshit ignorant motherfucker
>>214925463LOL
>>214925248hjow the fuck did he jump so high to clear the rails?
>>214925440No, he did not. The shape/build was significantly different by the time Lee was throwing down tre flips.
>>214925342>scene where Africanized killer bees sting a kid to death
I used to love skateboarding, was actually pretty decent but now im fat and old and if I got on a board I'd probably break an arm
Skateboarding has become a white trash activity.
>>214925248>do stupid activity like skateboarding>break back>oh no I need to have 12 screws installed in my lower back>now I can't fuck and I'm in constant pain>some random CEO needs to be held accountable for my idiocy
>>214927481>has becomelol
>>214927250Well fuckin' Ron Allen and Mark Gonzalez were kickflipping them, retard. People were doing cool things in the 80s. >>214927516I was getting mad then I noticed you were making a stupid Luigi joke and I continued to get mad but in a different way.
>>214925609>Because nobody actually cares about skateboardingone of the most popular games this year. with millions of playersshut your bitch ass up
>>214925248Asking a bunch of skaters to be in your movie is like going to the zoo and getting a bunch of untrained monkeys to be in your movie.
>>214925331the credits of that film are the only reason skateboarding is cool to me, everything else is cringe.
>>214927516Chads literally need to fuck or else they lose their minds. Don’t judge.
>>214925248>no fisheye lenswhat a faggot
>>214925248Dude literally all the 90"s/00"s Jackass craze was because of skateboarding.
>>214927393He shoulda skated.
>>214927516If you can tell that's AI you're not gonna make it
>>214930092*Cant
>>214925331Andy Anderson uses rails, zoomtown.
>>214925248how come when he jumps, the board magically jumps with him instead of this happening?
>>214930909Watch the motion of his feethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53aInSXRBSA
>>214930909FrictionGo get a finger skateboard
>>214929121>millions of playersL M A OMAO
>>214930092>>214930107The fact that you think that anything that looks impressive must be AI is more damning
>>214930092Next time have AI proofread your post haha loser
>>214925248There's a show called Kasso, its like ninja warrior but for skateboarders
god I wish I kept skating
>>214930909he has special sticky powder on his feet like climbers put on their hands.why do you think they call them "tricks".
>>214930982>debunks you
skakeboarders don't have the money to see movies
>>214927516Skateboarding is a hobby for unemployed low iq retards
there were when it was more popular. but there's newer stuff too. pretty sure there was movie about skateboarding dog some years ago
>>214930909When you jump off of the board the back wheels act as a pivot and let the tail smack into the ground. That bounces the board up, then you bring your knees up and use your front foot to level the it out while you're in the air.
How about rollerskating?
>>214931174oh yeah, I had 2 million naked chicks at my party on saturday, trust me.
